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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: body section in html isn`t working well by yong jin kwon on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in username: Full-Salon ///// 010-5938-0880 EVENT ///// SEOUL by 손아섭 on aviation.stackexchange.com

If I'm honest, I came here to watch Unihedron flag spam. — James 6 hours ago

lol

8:09 AM

yeah

Apparently the mystery is not what their cleavage looks like

SouravGhosh

cv-pls unclear stackoverflow.com/q/30232371/2173917

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in username: Full-Salon ↔ /// 010-5938-0880 EVENT ↔/// SEOUL by 손아섭 on aviation.stackexchange.com

Can we get this account mod-nuked

or just nuked?

I mean a literal nuclear strike on the server who posted it?

You don't know their IP address

SouravGhosh

@James and who's gonna provide that literal nuke b?

8:18 AM

Whoever

I literally do not care

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Remove all wrinkles fast and easy by wrikrhsi smith on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Does black magic work? by Vinoth Kumar C M on skeptics.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@James Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

8:33 AM

@SmokeDetector fp

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in username: Full-Salon ↔☎ 010-5938-0880 EVENT ↔/// Hard=SEOUL by 손아섭 on meta.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Emoji spam. Where has the world gone to?

8:50 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in username: Full-Salon ↔☎ 010-6603-7635 “69Culb” ↔/// Hard=Ulsan by 이영도 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Hard full club 010.2163.9175 Hard full club 010.2163.9175 Hard full club 010.2163.9175 by 01021639175a on aviation.stackexchange.com

No.

clearlyspam23, United States

738 4 11

@SmokeDetector tpu

@No. Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

9:12 AM

Uh, what happened here and more important, how do I get rid of my full-name there?

OK, updated my profile to get it synced...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, url in title: http://testosteronebuyonline.com/supreme-garcinia-cambogia/ by joancox on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

so close to 100flags/day on drupal o_o

used, or available?

9:18 AM

Available; soon used

extrapolating :P

@ShadowWizard What can I do?

delete all questions...

@JNat There was an answer here that contained product keys. @Sha requested hard deletion while the rest of us flagged as abusive/LQ

9:33 AM

I've deleted that answer

@rene What exactly do you guys mean by "hard deletion"?

@JNat That it gets removed from the database table all together, not only soft-deleted

@rene ... JNat isn't a dev and can't access the database.

Okay, I don't think I can do that

nothing warrants hard deletion anyway

@Unihedron I think @ShadowWizard assumes CM's can do those tricks as well....

9:36 AM

@rene ...

@Unihedron I disagree (cc @ShadowWizard)

And as @Uni said, I don't think it needs to be hard deleted

@rene Let's agree to disagree but it still doesn't warrant a hard deletion.

I've asked TimPost, though

Ian Kemp

those product keys are likely long used/expired/blacklisted anyways

9:38 AM

^

If at all important, Microsoft isn't worth helping.

shrugs

Calm down everybody, I only explain what @ShadowWizard wanted to get done, blame him.... ;)

SouravGhosh

cv-pls homework/unclear stackoverflow.com/q/30233607/2173917

@rene ... no

goes looking for Bart's smiting stick

steals your smiting stick

9:42 AM

warns @Bart about the theft of his weapon of mass destruction

Andrew T.

!xkcd blame

@AndrewT. It's AstroCB's fault.

Andrew T.

.... uh oh.

looking left

looking right

looking down

@ShadowWizard Boo!

9:45 AM

look up!

whoops

flying FOX!

@JNat maybe not hard delete, but delete a post revision so that it's not visible even to 10k users and possibly even to mods

I'm pretty sure Shog did it in the past, and he's no dev

Pham

Spam Q (TPA'd by Sam): More aerodynamic router designs need, by □ john, on drupal.stackexchange.com.

@ShadowWizard Sure. I did just that

@ShadowWizard There are CMs with special powers

@JNat cool, that should be enough :)

@JNat that's just not fair! :P

Ian Kemp

@SouravGhosh "I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it exists."

9:52 AM

@ShadowWizard so that is not hard-deleted but delete a revision then?

just want to make sure we use the correct terminology

@rene not sure, @Shog9 can answer that though :)

hmm... is it still active?

@Mooseman FOX

yup

@rene What I did was edit the answer, and remove the previous versions from the revision history. I'd never hear about hard deletions, but I suppose they should be possible. I see no reason for ever doing so, however.

Which does not mean there aren't reasons for doing it

Just that I don't know them

@JNat DMCA request, I suppose

or content posted by minors below 13

9:56 AM

@ShadowWizard Even then we usually don't do that. At least from my experience (which is limited :P ).

@ShadowWizard Possible, yeah

OK, thanks for the clarification.

Ian Kemp

@Mooseman bunny

@Mooseman lion

too quiet, no spam at all?

!!/alive?

@ShadowWizard You doubt me?

@SmokeDetector yes

10:01 AM

YOU PEOPLE WOKE ME UP

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: How to say meeting is about my questions? by mari on english.stackexchange.com

:D

You're welcome

cheaper than alarm clock, @Moo ;)

@Mooseman You deserve it because you are one of those people who kept pinging me :P

10:02 AM

@ShadowWizard lol sure

@ProgramFOX But did it wake you up from sleep?

@Mooseman so you're still in bed? :D

@Mooseman Uh, no.

@Moo ordinary people put things on silent mode when going to sleep :D

believe it or not, I even put the phone on silent so the app notifications won't wake me up

I don't

so I wake up

@SmokeDetector fp

10:04 AM

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

@Unihedron but you can probably fill those missing hours somehow

@ShadowWizard Yeesh, well I forgot to turn off the speakers last night.

@ShadowWizard I WISH

@Mooseman what's preventing you from getting back there?

@ShadowWizard Fun fact: (or, rather, not so fun for me) It is not possible for me to go back to sleep. I just can't do it.

sounds like you need therapy

10:07 AM

a hammer

@rene wow you people care so much for my well being

@Mooseman who mentioned sleep? I asked about bed :P

@ShadowWizard What's the point of going to bed if not to sleep?

@Mooseman more comfortable

@Mooseman sure, anytime

10:10 AM

FTR, now I'm working instead of sleeping. An hour before I had to. Thanks to those who pinged me.

@Mooseman oh, that's a different matter than. You deserve a Bonus! :D

@Mooseman oh, also, when you'll grow up you'll learn about some more things people do in bed :-D

@ShadowWizard When I'm married, I suppose.

@Mooseman if you say so ;)

Oh boy...

Wow such silence

10:16 AM

I have time for a game of chess. Anyone?

@Unihedron I'm in lichess.org/8QlE6sTX

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Mark Wahlberg "Shooter" Body in 1 Month - by jeff bron on meta.stackexchange.com

@Mooseman your fault

@ShadowWizard How is that? You brought it up first...

!xkcd blame everyone

10:24 AM

@Mooseman you mentioned bed first :P

!xkcd alive?

@ShadowWizard Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

!xkcd blame nicael

It's nicael's fault.

probably must be in room ^

same like unicornify

@ShadowWizard Unicornification is unavailable for absent or non-existent users.

10:26 AM

@Mooseman unicorn everyone

@Mooseman unicorn nicael

wtf? ^

!xkcd blame not nicael

It's not nicael's fault.

!xkcd blame JS

:o

!xkcd blame always nichael

10:28 AM

It's always nichael's fault.

!xkcd blame everyone but nicael

It's everyone but nicael's fault.

@ShadowWizard hope I never find that service again, but know that I will try

does it compare the given string against everyone in the room?

@SPArchaeologist remind me? :)

(i.e. what service)

!xkcd blame Shog9

@ShadowWizard Nice try.

10:31 AM

lol

Stop contradicting yourself, @xkcdBot

!xkcd blame xkcd

It's xkcd's fault.

@Mooseman kill !xkcd blame @rene

> !xkcd blame @rene is no longer with us. They ate to the point of explosion at a feast given in their honor.

10:32 AM

It's rene is no longer with us. They ate to the point of explosion at a feast given in their honor.'s fault.

oh

I'm gone obviously...

I can probably kill two bots with one command.....

so tempting....

...

!xkcd blame @Shog9

10:33 AM

It's Shog9's fault.

@ShadowWizard there was a MLP gravatar service out there somewhere. I will find it again soon or later, and then we'll see how users look like as ponies.

Why doesn't @xkcd @mention?

@SPArchaeologist sure thing, I for one would enjoy it :)

So, to kill or not to kill, that is the question

!se PIC

How do I change my profile picture, or avatar? - Meta Stack ...

10:35 AM

?

!se woot

Hot Questions - Stack Exchange

omg

!se why are cats annoying

behavior - How to get my cat to stop being annoying at night ...

here it comes....

yay!

!se alive?

10:36 AM

How long can Philae stay "alive"? - Space Exploration Stack ...

grrrrr

!se wtf !xkcd blame @Mooseman unicorn bjb568

omg

@nicael you borked the auto complete

... indeed

Wot?..

10:38 AM

^

I fear the day when you'll have 10k on MSE

!se The <center> cannot hold

RegEx match open tags except XHTML self ... - Stack Overflow

yes nicael got their doppelganger

10:39 AM

strange things will start happening... :D

!se Zalgo

Zalgo is crashing Safari 6 - Meta Stack Exchange

Wait, trying to unbork auto complete...

Pham

Low Quality Q (TPA'd by Sam): Dirty dogs help?, by □ GodTheAlmighty, on christianity.stackexchange.com.

hichris123

@ShadowWizard Nah, there's actually two of him.

10:40 AM

@hichris123 so need a better design to show it...

(e.g. using user ID)

@hic not anymore, so that's strange.

meta.stackexchange.com/…

yup, one

hichris123

@nicael chat.meta.stackexchange.com/users/288071/nicael -- chat hasn't caught up yet

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: How can I use limits in everyday life? by Yalda Yazdanpanah on math.stackexchange.com

@bjb568 HURRAY!

10:45 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: will help you figure out which skincare by Michale Dozom on askubuntu.com

Gosh are they still up?

@Unihedron gg

gg ^^

Can anyone kick my old bot, please?..

10:49 AM

@hichris123 and how long do I have to wait?.. I removed my account >15h ago.

hichris123

... a while? I dunno.

Sam

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 2 mins ago, by Pham

Low Quality A (60.8%): hiya bjfdbb jdhjgdkw fjfbwnkwjfbjfhjk, by □ actc, on judaism.stackexchange.com.

NAA stackoverflow.com/a/19829683/1234256

not NAA, LOA

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: SQL Check Constraint MSSQL by user3604973 on stackoverflow.com

10:56 AM

cv-pls dupe stackoverflow.com/q/29046762/1234256

@bjb568 So hey, how’s your math coming along?

reminds self not to start things with Whæt! anymore

Cats. Annoying at night. Ug. Is that why I get up at 4:30am? Damn it, it is.

I can't do anything with the ghost of my inexistent bot!

@Shog please remove my bot ghost account chat.meta.stackexchange.com/users/288071/nicael

!se !xkcd

xkcd • View topic - 0979: "Wisdom of the Ancients"

!xkcd

!xkcd !

@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

11:08 AM

!se !xkcd !

xkcd • View topic - 0979: "Wisdom of the Ancients"

omg so many botling messages

Kill the bot! Kill the bot! Kill the bot!

!se !xkcd

xkcd • View topic - 0979: "Wisdom of the Ancients"

11:09 AM

!xkcd !se

@nicael Unrecognized command. Use !xkcd commands for a list of commands.

Botlings practice room

A room for bots to try their own logic and that of other botli...

^ please play there

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 43 secs ago, by Pham

Low Quality A (15.1%): Pham Huu Bang - Thanks for that ifs command! It works!, by □ wegotoeleven, on unix.stackexchange.com.

^^ NAA

@Uni bjb bot missing.

!se help

Hot Questions - Stack Exchange

11:18 AM

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 6 mins ago, by Pham

Low Quality A (42.1%): Will you help me please? I have a problem., by □ Eamonn, on parenting.stackexchange.com.

NAA

@Mooseman That comment discussion...

u fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come odPWASERIAEIOPIF O RQWU TFWEQROWIEPUGTPGUIPOGHGOu fgot me a padgre come — Eamonn 2 mins ago

get to flagging those comments as rude / offensive... :P

right im away cya later on my private boat which can fly come fly with me sweg lelelele — Eamonn 23 secs ago

oh well, free helpful flags

status-out-of-flags

11:23 AM

same

bummi

I raised an OTHER

in Parenting on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 2 mins ago, by Unihedron

any mod on to nuke the trolling user?

I posted a chat message.

@Unihedron I brought it up in TL

... I wouldn't know so how about just don't tell me at all anyway :p

bummi

while I have to admit I'm not sure about the question too

11:27 AM

!xkcd blame @!se wtf

s/too/either/

It's !se wtf's fault.

@AlexisKing will add

@bjb plz join bottling practice room

@tchrist What's the question?

11:31 AM

discussion should all bots roaming in the Tavern be enforced with a botling migration protocol to move to the practice room on request?

3

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: home page troubles in IE by lloydm on security.stackexchange.com

Huh, that user has a decent profile on SO

I wonder whether that's actually spam

@Unihedron Only if they post other than when called

@bjb568 It’s a puzzle for people good at numbers, the puzzle of the heptahexagon. Here’s the short version:

    +------------------------------+
    |                              |
    |               1              |
    |                              |
    |               1              |
    |       5               3      |
    |           7       4          |
    |               7              |
    |           5       2          |
    |       4               2      |
    |               8              |
    |                              |
    |               6              |
    |                              |

@tchrist 23!

11:36 AM

The name heptahexagon already gives away the real answer, but the question is what the significance of those numbers is.

If you don’t get in two, I have a larger, more obvious version.

Hint: Rational people figure it out faster.

No.

@Unihedron Yes.

Calling it the Platonic Snowflake Puzzle would have avoided giving away the answer. Oh well.

@No. Yes.

@tchrist The outer layer is rather straightforward, but I'm wondering why its relation to the middle layer is what it is.