What does it mean? It means you're ALIVE, man! Alive and living your part in this crazy improv skit and now you have a new non sequitur to pretend to make sense of for a few minutes until the next one comes along. I woke up and there were two toothpicks next to my coffee grinder. They were there because I had made muffins the other morning, but that's NOT what they MEANT - they meant that I was ALIVE! HALLELUJAH!