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12:03 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Using awk to compare and print output from both files by Rudy on stackoverflow.com
 
because of bad CSS practices
@SantaClaus k
 
So bad things are happening in Baltimore. -_-
 
@hichris123 I've seen that so many times; some of them have "StackExchange" in their "about me"s.
 
user259867
Wait, it isn't.
 
12:18 AM
> Friends complete the registration must through your invitation link.
 
user259867
It totally looks like spam, but I now think it's legit... :/
 
user259867
Of course VLQ.
 
@Doorknob Local news is going crazy.
 
Yep, same here
 
Burning buildings, trashing cars, burning cars, trashing buildings, etc.
 
12:19 AM
@Doorknob your local news in texas?
 
Yes.
 
They declared a state of emergency ~1 hour ago and they're sending in the national guard as soon as possible.
 
in Ferguson it was the walgreens, in Baltimore its the CVS
 
Here's something that I don't like about the new profile page. I think, the default tab should be Profile instead of Activity. Usually, when people look up somebody else's profile, they want to see who the person is as opposed to what he does on SE. The inquirer already has some idea about the person of interest's doings.
 
@NickAlexeev the default tab is profile when you go to other user's profiles.. The default tab for going to your profile is activity
 
@Roombatron5000 Wicked clever!!!
 
@AstroCB Someone needs to go poke them with a sharp stick.
 
Sounds like a plan.
PSA: The proper usage of the Stack Exchange name, as per Stack Exchange's guidelines, is Stack Exchange. Also, there's a space between "Stack" and "Overflow." As in, Stack Overflow.
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^ Star for visibility?
 
@2mkgz Why not just split it across 2 lines?
@AstroCB What? My whole life is a lie!
 
@AstroCB & Stack Overflow is Stack Overflow, not StackOverflow or stackoverflow.
 
12:38 AM
@hichris123 ... or stack-overflow~
 
@hichris123 Edited just now.
/(^|\s)[Ss]tack\s*overflow|StackOverflow(.|$)/gm
 
StackOverFlow
 
Oh, this is nice:
/(ubunto|ubunut|ubunutu|ubunu|ubntu|ubutnu|ubanto[o?]|unbuntu|ubunt|ubutu)(\s|$‌​)/igm
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Is this just regexes in general, or could I actually put this in the search bar and get a list of matches?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI What kind of search bar?
It's just regex.
 
12:43 AM
@AstroCB The chat search bar. Is there a way I can search using a regex?
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Nope.
 
Does anyone here a) have a Mac, and b) have Chrome Canary?
 
The regexes in SEET fascinate me: /(thanks|pl(?:ease|z|s)\s+h[ea]lp|cheers|regards|thx|thank\s+you|my\s+first\s+q‌​uestion|kindly\shelp).*$/gmi
 
12:46 AM
@AstroCB sigh
 
Evening, @tchrist.
 
hi
 
No better way to start out than with a sigh.
 
@tchrist And yet, the wrong way feels so right.
 
I don't talk to people whose names are lies.
 
12:47 AM
@hichris123 Even more awesome, add your username to see how many times you messed up! My total is 4.
 
"Hello," lied the lawyer.
 
replacement: "",
reason: "'$1' is unnecessary noise"
 
@ASCIIThenANSI Most of mine are links.
 
@hichris123 Yeah, didn't realize links matched. : |
 
Mar 8 at 21:35, by AstroCB
> Good evening StackOverflow,
Well, quoting others is fun.
 
12:51 AM
40 secs ago, by AstroCB
Well, quoting others is fun.
Yes it is.
 
Please no.
That's why we got annoyed at bjb. :P
 

april fools quotes

Apr 1 at 23:55, 16 minutes total – 55 messages, 5 users, 12 stars

Bookmarked Apr 2 at 1:03 by Roombatron5000

@ASCIIThenANSI already done b4
 
@yellowantphil I believe that @BigFluffBall666 volunteered to be the first of the fixed cats.
 
@Roombatron5000 I will never sleep again.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Remote I/O Error then mounting Win share to Linux by wdac on stackoverflow.com
 
12:57 AM
:
 
Agreed, totally offensive: he can spell neither began nor lose. Recommend 15 year suspension till he finishes grade school.
 
ThullamoreDew
some sort of alcohol. “offensive”?
 
However, I had not realized that Smokey had evolved to rapping childen's knuckles with a riding crop.
 
except it’s Tullamore Dew. I don’t know 🐱
 
1:03 AM
@tchrist 15 years? gonna be held back a couple times i see
 
Wassup?
Long weekends are great things!
 
@Roombatron5000 I got to 33 errors and gave up.
He's going to need it.
 
just who makes soup for dinner when the temperature is about ~31C
 
Gazpacho, bien fresquito.
That would work.
Add ice cubes of frozen tomato juice if need be.
 
@tchrist I thought we might be in the same watershed, but you are too far north for the Arkansas
and my river water comes from New Mexico
 
1:12 AM
Right. South Platte.
 
I couldn’t find the stream tracer map last night, but I found it today
 
The Palmer Divide cuts it off, I think.
 
@tchrist never knew about that. hmm
I get some runoff from extreme SE Colorado, but that’s about it
 
Sigh. You're the only person I can't ask how far apart Colorado and Texas are.
 
I’m the only person here crazy enough to live in Oklahoma?
 
1:17 AM
About 60 miles or 500 years.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Is "which in turn" correct here? by gerg on ell.stackexchange.com
 
500 years?
 
Cultural distance.
 
Please make the ELL crap go away.
 
1:26 AM
such as?
just realized I can downvote on that site. I could roomba everything
 
The one Smokey pegged.
 
and there is my first flag and downvote
 
Riots.
You know, the phrase a riot of color used to be a joyful thing.
 
@tchrist gone
 
1:42 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Lost Items through the Postmaster in Destiny? by trololol on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
that roomba needs to hurry up and roomb
 
roomba runs in an hour.
 
what will I do in the meantime‽
 
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A: In Swift is it possible to check if a given date is on or during a holiday such as christmas or bank holiday?

jdu I have to check a pre-set list of dates I know to be bank holidays? Yes. I am no Swift expert, but there's not ever going to be a programming language with a predefined list of bank holidays in it. Holidays vary a lot region by region, so there'd be no way to do it effectively.

3 upvotes.
 
Streamer doesn’t list the creek near my house. I feel discriminated against 😒
@AstroCB I’ve seen worse
maybe those 3 people were feeling giddy today
 
1:58 AM
@yellowantphil I downvoted it, but I removed it because I didn't think it was worth the 1 rep – the author of that answer clearly did not get the point, and -2 rep wasn't exactly going to make a difference.
 
c’est la vie
also, whoever invented the interrobang ‽ was not thinking about small font sizes
 
user259867
@yellowantphil downvote all the things?
 
I can only downvote on 3 sites :-/ guess I’ve only maxed out on one site so far today
4 sites I guess, if you count Area 51
 
@AstroCB I think it answers both, title and body. It is possible -> yes; does a built-in function exist -> no
 
@yellowantphil I can downvote on 25 sites. \o/
 
user259867
2:04 AM
@yellowantphil Two words: suggested edits. (I'm up to 23 downvote-privileged sites, though on most I don't vote anyway)
 
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somehow I have 158 rep on pets... what?
I don't even have a pet
 
user259867
And it's now officially endorsed by SE. One of the first things you see after joining a new site is "let's track the privilege to vote down".
 
@yellowantphil I really want to fix my patch. That emoji doesn't show up. :(
 
@Braiam I mean, that's fair enough. I was more angry at the intent of the answerer than I was the actual answer, but I suppose that's ad hominem.
 
@AstroCB the rule of thumb is: whenever you see a crappy answer check the question
sometimes the question is asking for a crappy answer
@yellowantphil the size doesn't matter‽
 
2:11 AM
whoa I am popular suddenly
 
Since when weren't you popular?
 
@hichris123 aren’t you using your patch?
 
@hichris123 lack of review, or...?
 
@AstroCB could be ad botinem. No one knows who’s a bot
 
@yellowantphil Very true.
!xkcd find bots
 
2:13 AM
And what about all the people who won't be able to join the community because they're terrible at making helpful and constructive co-- ... oh.
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tchrist will correct my Latin, I hope
 
> It asks users to rate a slate of comments as "constructive" or "not constructive."
That sounds familiar.
 
@yellowantphil @Braiam It doesn't work unless I use --no-sandbox. Which... isn't really a solution. :P I need to poke someone to figure out why that works.
 
@hichris123 well here is a rough translation of my last emoji: >.>
 
user259867
 
2:16 AM
@yellowantphil Yeah, I loaded it with --no-sandbox. But... we don't support color emojis. :P
So it's black & white.
 
user259867
rus.SE is already on the realtime tab. (ja.SO... still isn't)
 
@hichris123 they’re all black and white on my computer too. just grabbed out of a regular font
 
Ah.
 
it would help if my computer enlarged the font for all the emoji. The chicken 🐔 is so tiny
 
it would help if that showed up as not a box
 
2:20 AM
pretend it’s a chicken that’s so tiny that it might as well be an amoeba
 
@Doorknob It renders for me with Windows... :P
 
if anyone needs cat spam while I am away, copy and paste this: 🐱. Now I depart
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> Talented cadets don’t want to train and are playing around.
 
Interesting how it looks off into the distance.
 
2:32 AM
ksp is so much fun
just downloaded the demo and did the tutorials
ah, hw
> WWII Working Binliographies
That's… an interesting spelling.
 
They have tutorials now?
wow
 
user259867
Uh... anyone's eating now?
 
just my snot
 
@2mkgz I wasn't planning on it for a little while. I think I'll now extent that period to the rest of my life
 
2:37 AM
ok.
> A simile is an expression that uses like or as to compare two seemingly unlike items. An epic simile extends a comparison with elaborate, descriptive details that can fill several lines of verse.
Such a meh explanation/def.
from the illiterati
oh right, back to hw
 
@bjb568 AP EXAMS ARE IN A WEEK.
 
meh, not concerned about that
have stupid english homework
I would like perfect score tho on BC exam.
 
Good luck with that.
 
I can get 95% without much trouble, will do some more studying and stuff.
 
My AP exam isn't for 3 weeks? Something like that.
 
2:52 AM
Don't they span over 2 weeks or something, a different couple each day?
 
Yeah.
 
user259867
My final exams will be over by the end of this week. :D
 
user259867
A problem I see with CoGro room is that most of it reads as a collection of polished press-releases.
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user259867
I'd rather have a feed of CMs' posts across the networks.
 
user259867
3:04 AM
in CoGro Musings, 11 hours ago, by Ana
We need to need to consider our actions carefully when jumping into a tricky situation because moderators understand their sites better than we ever can. No matter how well intentioned we might be, when we lack context, it's easy for us to add to the noise. This doesn't mean we don't take action, it means we have to hold ourselves to very high standards when we do.
 
user259867
 
@SmokeDetector tpu What a surprise.
 
@AstroCB Blacklisted user.
 
user259867
If someone needs to need something... do they really need it?
 
3:09 AM
 
heh, diamond cut off
@yellowantphil hey, that's no way to talk about asians!
 
@AstroCB ^ it wouldn’t let me reply with an image, I guess
@bjb568 ಠ_ಠ
 
@yellowantphil First you have to choose some word that you have decided should mean a bot in Latin. That's the hard part, but once you have done that, declining into the accusative singular is trivial. Robot has a famous origin but it does not fit here. Homunculus, diabolus, maquina, a Latin version of automaton, all come to mind for our own genius loci. Probably thrice again that many would also be suitable. Pick one and then decline it.
 
@tchrist maquina looks recognizable... deus ex whatever
Isn’t homunculus a demon thing in nethack? ← yes
 
@yellowantphil I've always seen that it is a artificially created life which tries to imitate the original
 
3:16 AM
Genius machinae is the machine's spirit or daemon, so ad genium machinae would seem doable.
 
why would you call a bot a devil? 😲 diabolus
 
@yellowantphil It just means a little man, but yes.
 
@tchrist now I can start my ad genium machinae attacks?
 
all the tavern bots are going to bothell
 
3:17 AM
@SmokeDetector you’re lame. and ugly. therefore you’re always wrong
^ I bet it’s cut to the quick about that
who am I kidding? no one can resist a unicorn thing
 
To the ghost in the machine.
 
does that have anything to do with “genie”? that came from Arabic though :-/
 
gets Ghost Busters number
 
the tavern bots will start they own religion
 
@Roombatron5000 happened in Capirca
 
3:19 AM
djinni
 
only a coincidence that it looks like genium?
 
It is a hard G in gayneeuus.
 
hmmmmmm
I think Arabic has no discernible relationship to Latin, so unless it were a loanword, I guess I’m sunk
Proto-Afroasiatic ≠ Proto-Indo-European
 
@yellowantphil There were a lot more loans from Latin to Arabic than most realize but I do not think this was one of them.
 
@tchrist like numbers?
 
3:23 AM
Noun: djinn (plural djinns)
  1. Alternative form of jinn
  2. djinn m (plural djinns)
 
I feel like numbers are Arabic somehow
maybe not the names
my American Heritage Dictionary is waaaaay over there ←
 
@yellowantphil yeah, like, specifically, arabic numerals?
 
@yellowantphil No no. Lots of words. Think of the Real Alcazar in Seville. Looks Arabic, eh? But it comes to Spanish from Arabic who got it from castrum in Latin.
 
madness
 
3:25 AM
I can dig out the OED if need be but I'm supine.
 
dig out, like on paper? or metaphorically
you’d need a whole OED room to store that
 
I have paper but I would use my electronic version.
 
I just get it free from the library databases
 
Can't grep dead trees.
 
it takes time
 
3:27 AM
I'm a pretty good grepper.
Basically queries on structured fields with those regexes only I seem prone to.
But my eyes are barely open.
Can't do what I need with the online version, so I wrote my own.
 
naturally
who doesn’t write their own dictionary parser?
 
There is that.
It's SGML, and I know the schema.
 
“one” definitely isn’t Arabic
it’s from Proto-Indo-European “oi-no-”
by way of Old English “an”
 
Same as EN an, ES,FR un.
DE ein.
 
that’s why I like the AHD
Proto-Indo-European etymologies
 
3:34 AM
You should see the OED entry on it.
 
click...click... click... loading
very slow or broken logging in
 
Learn one's first language is trivial. Learning one's second language can be quite hard. But by the time you learn your sixth or eighth Romance and/or Germanic language, it's pretty easy.
 
I took years of French, and all I can say is quoi
the OED is loading very slowly ⏲
 
It's really just like with programming languages: if you haven't forgotten how many different languages you've studied and used, you haven't learned enough of them yet.
 
@yellowantphil What?
 
3:38 AM
that’s what my résumé is for
@bjb568 si
oui
 
@bjb568 ho
 
Yeah, my ´ré´sú´mé has that
 
@tchrist I started learning that constructed language whose name I have forgotten, until I didn’t care anymore
Esperanto
 
It isn't worth it.
 
I don’t see PIE in the OED
> perhaps ultimately < an extended form of the base of Gothic is he (see he pron.).
seems to be as far back as it goes
 
3:40 AM
I meant for an.
 
which an?
 
Not the one that means if.
 
I’ll go with the conjunction
 
Article.
 
why doesn’t it show that
I am pretty sure I know that word...
 
3:42 AM
Sandhi.
 
ok really. This search hates articles
 
oh make me get out of bed
 
I’ll find it
 
Look under a.
 
the subject here doesn't look like a plant
 
3:44 AM
WHY DOESN'T THIS DICTIONARY SHOW ARTICLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
@bjb568 perv
 
she’s twice his age
 
:p
was just innocently reading wiki entry for leaf!
 
there is but one article in all of English, and it is uh
 
I am very confused
 
Here are just the first few lines. There are many, many, many more:
> a toneless /ə/; emph. /eɪ/, a.2 (‘indefinite article’).
Before a vowel-sound an /ən, emph. æn/.

Etymology: A weakening of OE. án, ‘one’, already by 1150 reduced before a cons. to a. About the same time the numeral began to be used in a weakened sense (usually unexpressed in OE. as he wæs gód man, ‘he was a good man’; cf. Chron. 1137 ‘he wæs god munec & god man,’ and 1140 ‘he wæs an yuel man’); becoming in this sense proclitic and toneless, ăn, ă, while as a numeral it remained long, ān, ā, and passed regularly during the next cent. into ōn, ō; see the prec. word. Though an began to sink
 
the OED is trolling me
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: nike air max thea herren by halen gao on stackoverflow.com
 
The pronominal use is obsolete.
 
3:50 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu gone
 
@Roombatron5000 Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
a: adj, n, prep, conj, int, prefix, suffix, pron
those are my choices
an: conj, n, prefix, suffix
 
Yes, there are a lot.
 
> a /ə/, prep.1
Also o.

Etymology: A worn-down proclitic form of OE. preposition an, on. In compounds and common phrases this became a even in OE., as abútan, a timan. The separate an was labialized to on, which form also (in West Saxon) absorbed the prep. in, and so had the meanings on, in; unto, into, to. In 11th c., on began to be reduced before consonants to o, which from its tonelessness soon sank to a /ə/. Before a vowel an was occasionally used; when emphatic on remained. The separate a is now rarely used, being replaced by the full on, in, or the various prepositions which represen
 
3:51 AM
am I reading the censored dictionary? where are the articles?
 
yuk, somebody doesn't know CSS (:first-letter) ^^
@yellowantphil wikipedia
has articles. also newspapers.
 
Oh, "a" is their abbreviation for adjective. It is not a good word-class for a.
 
@bjb568 I am mumbling about the OED
 
I KNOW
 
@tchrist it says adj on some words
nowhere does it say “article”
> Used in an indefinite noun phrase referring to something not specifically identified (and, freq., mentioned for the first time) but treated as one of a class: one, some, any (the oneness, or.
that?
 
3:53 AM
> % unilook -A a
† a [adj.1]
† a [adv.]
† a [conj.]
† a [int.]
† a [particle]
† a [prep.3]
† a [pron.]
› a, at, of fine ← fine
› a, at, on, to seaboard ← seaboard
› a, by) lite and lite, by lithe and lithe ← lite
› a, on sand ← sand
› a, on, upon, to starboard ← starboard
› a, the) coffee ← coffee
› a-, on-, (o-) dregh ← dreigh
› a. ← A
› α-, β-, γ-irone ← irone
› α-, β-santalol ← santalol
-a [adj.] ← pseudo-
-a [suff.]
-a ← pseudo-
A [n.]
A ← A
A. ← A
Å. ← A
a [adj.2]
a [adj.3]
a [prep.1]
a [prep.2]
 
my list doesn’t look like that
 
@yellowantphil It does if you type unilook -A a.
 
Are interview questions on-topic for SO? Are they discouraged if they are?
 
@AlexisKing if it's about a programming problem, not the human aspect, it's on-topic
 
it lists the indefinite article a under “a, adj”
whyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
3:55 AM
Basically if the "this was from an interview and I failed" part can be removed, it's ok.
 
Ancien regime.
 
and remove it.
 
@bjb568 Okay. I came across a sort of curious interview question today, and I'd be interested in a clever solution.
 
WHY IS THERE LANGUAGE DISCUSSION IN TAVERN? THIS CONFUSE KAT
 
Language is the way we communicate.
 
3:56 AM
not bjb
 
Well, true: Javascript is not a real language.
 
@tchrist is an undercover agent tasked with allowing the EL&U chat to slowly seep into the Tavern.
 
noöne would expect that
 
:o
 
le chat qui ne chatte pas
 
3:57 AM
:∑
> the cat that does not pussy
wot
 
@bjb568 ho
 
^ yes, wot
iz dis
 

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