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7:00 PM
only 32 GB expandable memory
and its the latest release
@FOX9000 abstract
 
@DroidDev natural
 
@FOX9000 fountain
 
@DroidDev spurt
 
I will suggest moto or nexus, nothing else.
Don't trust other phones.
A friend got one plus, and he says its good.
But I checked some reviews and they says it has some prob with camera quality.
So..
 
ya, nexus might be good, if I find something not like an year old release and nearby 20K, I'll go for it
 
7:06 PM
I guess you can get Nexus 5 in that range.
guess a little high :/
 
but that's pretty old. One year old(or near it) electronic gadgets are not good to buy. They soon run out of update support from the company
@FOX9000 sport
 
@DroidDev cruelly
 
Lol, the bot now has more all-time messages on chat.MSE than me :P
 
I think nexus 5 will have lollipop update.
@ProgramFOX :D
I am curious to know what is the significance of 9000 in its name.
 
@berserk His name is based on HAL 9000.
HAL 9000 is a fictional character in Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series. The primary antagonist of 2001: A Space Odyssey, HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) is a sentient computer (or artificial intelligence) that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft and interacts with the ship's astronaut crew. HAL's exterior physical form is not depicted, though it is visually represented as a red television camera eye located on equipment panels throughout the ship, and its interior in the scene where his advanced memory modules are disconnected. HAL 9000 is voiced by Douglas...
 
7:10 PM
Cool :D
Have you seen DBZ btw?
 
DBZ?
 
@berserk yes, it might. But in my price range, I think they are only giving 8 GB version and it doesn't support external SD card :(
 
dragonball z
 
Nope, not seen that one.
 
@DroidDev :( But the processing is way better.
2.3 Ghz vs 1.5 Ghz
@ProgramFOX Oh okay. Do you watch animes btw? :3
 
7:12 PM
@berserk no, I don't
 
@berserk I've seen some of those. I've seen goku turning into super saiakdf(whatever). But then they started their epic fillers
 
Oh ok
@DroidDev WHAT?!!!!!!!!!1
You haven't seen DBZ full?!!
 
@berserk Nope, not full. It used to air on CN. I've seen goku fighting cell and the season before that. I forgot the name of villian. You see, I've done little bit of everything ;)
 
Androids?
Frieza?
 
I think Frieza is the name, yes. When Goku turn super powerful and they destroy the planet. Though, I've also seen Androids :P
 
7:16 PM
k :|
 
what? why speechless?
oh! and I've also seen some episodes when goku's and vegeta's sons combine into one in order to beat a fat villain. What was spuer-boring in that is, they never get short of the planets to destroy
 
Coz all anime watchers I met have seen DBZ.
@DroidDev Yea thats right.
But still its DBZ.
 
Trust me, if it wasn't for those fillers, I'd really watch that. I mean, they could just fly for 2-3 episodes in-order to reach the destination and just do nothing. That's ridiculous and I am not that much of a fan of anything related to entertainment :P
 
I see.
 
@FOX9000 beating
 
7:29 PM
@DroidDev bush
 
@FOX9000 george
 
@DroidDev taffy
 
got to go now
>>stop
 
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
 
adios
 
7:40 PM
@ProgramFOX can't blame them, it's result of being spoiled from young age... :/
@DroidDev me too, my mother bought me my first phone (smart phones were still science fiction back then) when I was in the army so I can keep in touch :)
 
@ShadowWizard haha, I got my first phone under almost same circumstances. I used to go to college and it was away from home...so...
 
@DroidDev I have meager 8 and it's just fine - simply not storing tons of media on the phone :)
@DroidDev so your parents bought you the phone? :)
 
@ShadowWizard my laptop has 500GB storage capacity and I have to delete things every month so that I can store new things. 8GB will be filled withing a month on my phone. Only Asphalt 8 will bring the space near extinction
 
@ProgramFOX yeah, bot took us all over - HAL can only envy! :D
 
@ShadowWizard yup, I've never bought a cellphone. Even this one, it will be a gift from my mother :)
 
7:47 PM
@DroidDev oh, that's really cool! So just look for the smartphone with most storage capacity ;)
@DroidDev so much porn............. :-P
@FOX9000 fluffy
 
@ShadowWizard I am looking for something like that. I can buy a sd card for storage too.
@ShadowWizard porn will be the last thing I'll store on my phone. I prefer to see it on big screen(my laptop) :P
@ShadowWizard toy
 
@DroidDev sure about that? I suspect that 99% of the media being transferred through WhatsApp is porn... and judging from what I know about your friends, you won't be among the 1% to get "clean" stuff ;)
 
@ShadowWizard lol, you just said so much truth. I am quite speechless. So true man!
 
anyway...on a totally irrelevant note:
Height of revenge, Girlfriend eating red chillies before giving a blowjob.
 
7:52 PM
Personally can't do it because kids use the phone, but back when I was without kids... well... :)
 
prays that above happens with @berserk
@ShadowWizard haha, you know there are locks and everything for phone ;)
 
@DroidDev huh? lol, where did this come from? But yeah this sounds REALLY cruel :D
 
@ShadowWizard my facebook wall ;)
 
@DroidDev he doesn't have girlfriend so not relevant ;)
 
@ShadowWizard actually this is a long distance prayer. I am praying for his future :P
 
7:54 PM
Most cruel thing I've ever heard of is stuffing red hot chilli pepper up someone's ass - not sure if I watched a vid or just heard it happened but man.... can't start to imagine how much the poor guy suffered!!
(think it was during army, people there do really weird/cruel things sometimes just for fun, though it's really rare these days)
 
well...BDSM and the expectations it brings....There is a documentary video on youtube in which there is something about a girl, who killed her husband accidently when she left something stuck in his mouth for almost 22 hours
 
@DroidDev lol, don't think it can be called a mistake! she just wanted to get rid of the poor guy D:
@DroidDev count on my son to break it all if he's left alone with the device for 5 minutes :P
 
@ShadowWizard who knows. But the thing happened for real. Buys just really go crazy after watching porn and girls after watching romantic movies. Only thing they give is, unreal expectations
@ShadowWizard haha, that's very typical of every new generation. We were like this, you were like this and next gens will also be same ;D
 
@DroidDev Ben Wa balls (warning! Google results might be NSFW ;))
 
haha, I am alone in my room. Throw your best at me ;) :P
 
8:01 PM
@DroidDev since the very beginning I've always put a clear steel rule for myself: porn is just for fun and got 0% to do with reality. But yeah, can see how easy it can be to fall into this trap ;(
 
@ShadowWizard well...before things go any more serious
@ShadowWizard orgasm balls :D
 
@DroidDev I will be glad :P
 
@DroidDev lol, turned out it's used for BDSM! theguardian.com/film/video/2015/feb/12/…
 
@berserk you won't be after. I will even pay someone for that :P
@ShadowWizard I knew from the picture :P
 
@DroidDev I didn't, it looked like yet another sex toy :/
 
8:05 PM
@ShadowWizard I told you, the amount of porn you watch is quite near to zero :P
 
@DroidDev So, when are we doing that? :P
@DroidDev lol
 
@berserk just after you hand me some money to pay to someone :P
its 1:36 am and I don't know what to do :/
 
@DroidDev Orca (when searched for in the right context, it's related ;))
 
@ShadowWizard whale
 
@DroidDev But I know what to do (Imagine my avatar here)
 
8:08 PM
@ber you know you can just rub hot chilli yourself if you think you'll enjoy it so much... no need to pay anybody :-P
 
@berserk I am kind of tired right now. Not so much in mood
 
@DroidDev mood????!!! Are you a woman?? :D
men should always be "in the mood" ;)
2
 
@ShadowWizard the amount of porn you watch is really zero :P
@ShadowWizard +1
 
@ShadowWizard lol, what can I say. I am again speechless
 
@berserk not really, but admit I never watched something like that.... from touching my eye by mistake with hot pepper I can tell it's anything but fun :P
@DroidDev blue
 
8:10 PM
@ShadowWizard film
 
@DroidDev haha, I feel so proud :-D
 
@ShadowWizard I didn't meant by chilli. Well its different if its been done by just rubbing yourself and by blowjob ;D
 
@DroidDev record
@berserk hmm.... end result is same: hot chilli on a very sensitive part of the body :/
 
@ShadowWizard don't be. Being in mood won't earn you anything. LMAO!! :P
@ShadowWizard tape
 
@DroidDev sex ;)
 
8:13 PM
@ShadowWizard waiting
 
@ShadowWizard Won't know until try XD
@DroidDev long
 
@berserk me? nah... think I'll skip this ;)
 
lol
 
@berserk thick
 
@berserk haha, trust me. You can totally try this at home. Just put some red pepper in condom and put it on. You'll get to know half of the feeling :P
 
8:14 PM
@ShadowWizard hard
 
@berserk dick
 
@DroidDev Still, a blowjob is a blowjob. :P
@DroidDev suck
 
@DroidDev maybe will try with some "weak" black pepper then, though really can't imagine how this can be fun ;)
 
@ShadowWizard lol, I was just joking around. Though you are quite free to try, but I don't suggest that.
 
@berserk not if it's painful! Still got trauma from a single time teeth were used by mistake. shudders
 
8:16 PM
:P
 
@DroidDev lol, can't know with you.... so you never tried anything like that, eh? :D
 
@ShadowWizard lol, lucky you. I bet your girlfriend was planning a revenge
@ShadowWizard haha, no, I love my dick too much to try anything like that. ROFL
 
Revenge can be sweet sometimes (Imagine my avatar here)
 
@DroidDev nope, it was 100% an innocent mistake of the girl, she had nothing against me :)
 
Gonna call it revenge blowjob xD
 
8:19 PM
@ShadowWizard well...I have to say, she was over-innocent at that time then :P
@berserk +1. That's the name
 
> A rage comic face used in response to something that you enjoy which might be considered strange
yup, fits you perfectly @ber ^
 
lol
 
@ShadowWizard you are a true googler, when it comes to anything but porn :P
 
@berserk swallow :D
@DroidDev ROFL :D
 
@ShadowWizard gargle XD
 
8:20 PM
yikes! ;)
well, time for another spin..
@berserk Gargoyle
 
@ShadowWizard creature
 
dat caption
@berserk wild
 
lol
@DroidDev sex
 
@DroidDev lol, good one! :D
@berserk safe
 
8:22 PM
@berserk tonight(well...just for sake of game)
I mean not for real
 
lol
virtual sex is considered sex, @Dro? :D
 
Shall I reply to safe or sex? :D
 
@DroidDev one night stand
 
@ShadowWizard two girls one cup
 
8:23 PM
@ShadowWizard well...unless you don't wet your bed with something else, yes. We have another word for it if you do :P
 
@DroidDev Really? :P
 
@berserk its nearly 2am. I don't think there's any chance now
@berserk yikes
 
@DroidDev hmm? what word? looks innocently ;)
 
@ShadowWizard umm...I think its nightfall :P
 
@DroidDev Why not? Sex is a night game, isn't it? ;)
 
8:25 PM
lol, can't believe I was stupid enough to watch that gross thing back when I first heard about if from a friend. But once it starts, can't stop watching!! :-(
 
@berserk with what? Polythene bag? :P
 
@DroidDev Or maybe nightfall on purpose :P
@ShadowWizard Can't stop watching?! O_O
seriously?
 
@ShadowWizard what? You can't stop watching? That's very kind of something weird about you
 
I just watched coz they challenged me that I can't watch full.
 
@berserk lol, that's fapping
 
8:26 PM
@berserk kind of "can it be any worse? must find out!" feeling :D
 
And I was unable to eat properly for 2-3 days.
 
@berserk you are officially weird. I'd find my way out of it :P
 
@berserk lol, only one day for me. :P
 
Some friends were eating chips while watching. X_X
 
@berserk lol, that's super weird!
 
8:28 PM
I didn't even read it. First line about the story and I closed the tab
 
@ShadowWizard Its more than just weird. :P
 
to be honest, my mind erased the memory of this already, I just remember it was something ultra gross and know what happened there, but can't bring any details even if I want to. Human memory is awesome!! :D
 
How can someone eat stuff while watching that.. eew
@ShadowWizard Its still there tho.
 
How can someone watch that. eewer
 
@DroidDev U haven't seen it?
Not even a bit?
 
8:29 PM
@berserk nope
 
@berserk safely locked away, not planning to have it unlocked any time soon ;)
 
:|
@ShadowWizard lol
 
@DroidDev but you read what it's all about I guess?
 
@DroidDev Go watch it, you have no idea what you are missing. :P
 
8:30 PM
lol
@Dro is too smart to be fooled like that @ber ;)
 
@ShadowWizard I got an idea of what it was in first line and closed the tab. That's it. I don't plan on opening that tab anytime either
 
@DroidDev puke
 
When my friends were showing that video to me,
 
@berserk I already told you, If I was you, I'd find my way out of it :P
 
I thought its some horror or stuff.
 
8:31 PM
@ShadowWizard vomit
 
But after that starting.......
 
@ber you can suggest @Dro $50 then we'll see.... :D
 
yaawwn
 
@ShadowWizard does that made ur memories unlocked? xD
 
whoops
runs away from the tree
 
8:32 PM
@Frank yo!
 
yo!
 
You are always in the room lol
 
yes.
 
but he's always asleep!
 
Never saw you leaving from the side bar.
 
8:32 PM
wonder what woke you up, @Frank? ;)
 
The tab is pinned. What can I say?
 
@Frank but why the computer is turned on 24/7?
 
@ShadowWizard warm weather wakes me up
 
@ShadowWizard lmao
I wonder same.
 
@ShadowWizard cause it's slow when it restarts
 
8:33 PM
:|
 
It's been on for over a year.
 
Guess thats a good reason.
 
@Frank yeah, but I set my machine to auto sleep after hour of inactivity
 
@Frank X_X
Poor restless PC.
 
@berserk haha, You know, once, we were out of town and we went to public toilet. Noone brought any money with them. We left a friend of ours there as insurance and came back. Guess what happened next? We forgot that we had left him there as insurance and it was only after one hour that we went back to pay them and release him ;)
guess what would happen to you if you were my roommate :P
 
8:34 PM
lol
Didn't he called you? :P
 
no network. We were near Manimahesh :P
 
I would have just called you and abused a lot xD
Oh.
 
@berserk lol, nope :D
 
well...anybody wants free wi-fi??
here you go:
 
@ShadowWizard Cmon, I know u are thinking about that scenes xD
 
Creo que es mejor que todos los dejaría en paz
 
@DroidDev Shut up and take my money. (Imagine my avatar here)
 
@DroidDev since when you have to pay for public toilets?? And leave someone as insurance?? :P
 
@ShadowWizard its only if you are doing something more than taking a pee :P
 
@Frank Deja que?
@DroidDev Haha exactly!
 
8:37 PM
@DroidDev so you pay for the paper??
 
lol
 
mental note: try to avoid public toilets in India ;)
 
XD
 
@DroidDev toilets
 
I avoid public toilets period.
 
8:39 PM
@ShadowWizard they say its to keep it clean
 
@Frank easier said than done.... when you have to go, you have to go :D
 
Usually when I'm in public, it's because I'm at a conference, so I just hold it in all day (help keep me from dosing off too).
 
@DroidDev and it's really helping? ;)
 
@ShadowWizard Well, maybe he has other options like in open air :P
 
@ShadowWizard trust me, if you see the free ones and paid ones, you'll know the difference ;)
@ShadowWizard gross
 
8:40 PM
@ShadowWizard Lies, I can go up to 36 hrs. without relieving myself.
 
@DroidDev yuck
 
What a conversation
 
that ^
 
36 hrs!!
 
@Frank wow that's an awesome skill... never tried holding more than couple of hours!
@Frank lol :D
 
8:41 PM
@Frank I wonder if you had a stopwatch while setting that record up :P
 
I grew up outside, but for some reason I would only go to the bathroom indoors, so it was often all day after school, growing up.
 
@berserk duck
 
@ShadowWizard fuck (Imagine my avatar here)
 
@berserk luck ;)
 
@ShadowWizard suck
 
8:42 PM
@DroidDev wank
 
@berserk wink
 
@DroidDev ink
 
Nothing sucks more than my vacuum cleaner.
3
 
@berserk link
 
@Frank I see. Well, enjoy this skill of yours! :P
 
8:43 PM
@ShadowWizard bahaha
 
@DroidDev sex
 
@berserk worker
 
@Frank priceless!
 
@DroidDev porn
 
Lawyer vs Coroner
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Coroner: No.
Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?
Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.
 
8:44 PM
@berserk anal
ha!
 
@ShadowWizard oral
 
@ShadowWizard satisfaction
 
@DroidDev facial (Imagine my avatar here)
 
@berserk cum
 
@DroidDev lol, Facebook too? :)
@DroidDev white
 
8:45 PM
@ShadowWizard sperm
 
@ShadowWizard yup
@berserk donor
 
@DroidDev honor
 
@ShadowWizard respect
 
@ShadowWizard boner
 
@berserk fap
 
8:46 PM
boner is honor? hmm.... :D
 
@DroidDev jizz
@ShadowWizard lol
 
@berserk quiz
:p
 
lol
 
@DroidDev sexual
 
8:48 PM
have seen three movies and finished Game of Thrones season 4 today. I wonder if I should go to sleep now. Also, I am wondering what @berserk is doing
 
@Frank Guess I have to borrow that :P
 
@berserk intercourse
 
@DroidDev Was watching Stein's gate.
@DroidDev coitus
@DroidDev You watched bleach?
 
@berserk I've heard its something related to girl's makeup kit
nothing more than that
 
8:51 PM
was below -0.8 degrees F. when I got up this morning (at 5 am) now it's 45.5 degrees. Weird.
 
Lol the way that guy is playing.
looks funny
 
@Frank global warming
 
Or trolling God.
 
@DroidDev It happens every day. drops, then global warming each day
 
Trolling God definately. :P
 
8:52 PM
@Frank do you live in sahara desert?
 
@DroidDev absolutely.
with 11" of snow too.
 
well...
@berserk playtime
 
@DroidDev playboy
 
@berserk magazine
 
@DroidDev hot
 
8:55 PM
@Frank weather is really weird. Are you sure that you didn't pissed the weather god around?
@berserk coffee
and I am suddenly missing some good coffee
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going to sleep now
 
cya 2morrow :)
 
9:14 PM
@DroidDev at 2 AM??
@DroidDev latte
 
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