this will be short and quick because I am a ninja and ninjas are quick as flash ;)
@SPArchaeologist puts @SPA under genjutsu and send him to dream world of ponies. While he is in there, take the muffin, hide it on Mount Myoboku and put it under Five seal barrier to protect it from further theft. My Muffin
@DroidDev there was just two little, totally forgettable problems in that plan. The first, the archaeologist will is immune to external influence, the second... well... the ninja already was in SPArchaeologist dream world of ponies. So, basically, what he did was to attempt sending SPA where he already was.
@DroidDev that said, the barrier was quickly dispatched. The Archaeologist just moved the next koma of the web comics encapsulating them all to only show the muffin, then simply put an hand outside the fourth wall to get it from the nearby panel. My Muffin
@SPArchaeologist what @SPA forgot that ninja is a jinchuriki and those dream words of his can't keep a jinchuriki trapped inside, because the tailed beast sealed inside is totally forgotten in the process and it awakes the master anytime there is an attempt to catch him in these kind of worlds.
@SPArchaeologist Having said that, there was a long shiny thing below the muffin. It was chakra arm of kurama and the muffin starts slipping towards jinchuriki. My Muffin
@DroidDev the problem is that no one is trapping you. You came here on your own :P this one is my own wonderland.
@DroidDev looks at the fox and ask if it/he/she would prefer some comestible muffins instead of the golden one. Then proceed to bring in all the 3885834274462 different flavour the Cube produces. The fox start eating while the muffin returns to his place. My Muffin
@SPArchaeologist Tells @SPA that fox is sealed inside him(Droid). You can't talk to him directly, forget about feeding. Plus, ninja is still astonished by the fact that archaeologist even thought that Kurama will talk to him just like that. You don't know that fox. Even more astonished that archaeologist thought that foxes like muffins. Pfftt. Anyway, as kurama is very angry by this act of negligence, he wanted to take over and get the muffin this time for me.
@SPArchaeologist Enter into tailed beast mode and starts throwing tailed beast bombs randomly at all the places in room. As the room is flattened and archaeologist is still trying to find a suitable safety place, proudly takes the muffin back. My Muffin
@DroidDev "Well done, foxy" . A voice calls from the smoke, then in a gust of wind a figure emerged. It was a pretty bored archaeologist, with a small crystal ball in hand. Inside the ball a small gray pegasi is flying around what seems like a model of the Sugarcube. "But it seem you still lack good behaviour". All the smoke is gone, and now a yellow unicorn is standing near the archaeologist. "What you say, 'Shy? should we teach the ways of Harmony?".
@DroidDev The fox turned white for a split second, screamed something like "never" and somehow managed to escape the ninja grasp, disappearing at the horizon in a split second. It is still unknown if it was fear for the archaeologist look or an attack of sugar cuteness diabetes caused by Fluttershy face, but the ninja had to run for quite a lot before he reached his fox.
@DroidDev In the meantime the Archaeologist putted the crystal ball back on the floor, restored the muffin to his place and then invited the yellow friend to eat some cupcakes at the Sugarcube. My Muffin
