I often see moderators going up to people and closing their browser tabs / windows without permission. This is likely due to a compulsion instilled in them by their obsession with closing questions.
Get outta here, mods. Per the room description, there's nothing to see here. "This room has nothing whatsoever to do with criticizing moderators behind their backs."
A friend of mine let a moderator give them a tattoo of a Japanese character. They said it meant "Perseverance", but later we found out it meant "beef tips" and that friend is vegan so omg.
