/----                           -------/                                /                                        /                |
   -----------------/                  --------       ----------------------------------------------

                               /----\
                       -------/      \
                      /               \
                     /                |
   -----------------/                  --------\
   ----------------------------------------------

llama@llama:~$ apt-get moo
                 (__)
                 (oo)
           /------\/
          / |    ||
         *  /\---/\
            ~~   ~~
..."Have you mooed today?"...
llama@llama:~$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
llama@llama:~$ aptitude moo -v
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
llama@llama:~$ aptitude moo -vv
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
llama@llama:~$ aptitude moo -vvv
Stop it!
llama@llama:~$ aptitude moo -vvvv

llama@llama:~$ apt-get -h | tail -n1
                       This APT has Super Cow Powers.
llama@llama:~$ aptitude -h | tail -n1
                  This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

LET'S DANCE!
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def doIt code
    $SAFE = 4
    eval code
end

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    eval: ->a, e{
        code = a
        _Thread = Object::Thread
        _EM = Object::EM
        def safeEval code, _Thread, mthread
            _Thread.kill mthread
            _Thread.new {
                sleep 3
                mthread[:evalResult] = '3 second timeout reached.'
                mthread.kill
            }
            mthread = _Thread.new {
                result = begin
                             Object.send :remove_const, :Thread
                             Net::HTTP::Persistent.send :remove_const, :Thread

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LET'S DANCE!
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