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me comments on a post from new user, waits for reply, user never comes back... :/
contender for "mother of code-dump" stackoverflow.com/q/27500065/2389078
 
free NAA flag too ^
 
@DroidDev thats how I found it :)
 
@bummi oh! I flagged both :)
 
8:08 AM
@DroidDev WTH is that answer there? How did it get upvoted?
 
I think the OP should change the name to "AskOnly" instead of "Readonly"
 
@DroidDev me too, for me questions are more important, since they attract bad answers
 
@JanDvorak THERE IS AN ANSWER THERE!!! I never scrolled that much...
flagged it for "why isn't this code working?"
ANOTHER ANSWER!!!
cv-plz "why isn't this code working" stackoverflow.com/q/27500065/2389078
 
please flag that gif imageview as dupe
 
Hey look - I got a chameleon. No idea how...
 
8:16 AM
> you have already raised this type of flag
 
oh, ok..
@HoboSapiens you did something that chameleon does (hint: profile) ;)
 
@HoboSapiens spam hunting on a new site, which needed a new account?
 
@bummi - that's it I guess. Visited UX just now.
 
YAY! Hammer, somebody else is also watching
cv-plz "why isn't this code working?" stackoverflow.com/q/27500226/2389078
...and a free NAA flag too
 
How do I still not have that "Selfie" hat o.O
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Q: Foundation Iconic's "shape-hexagon" is not showing

CerbrusI'm using Iconic for all kinds of buttons in my application. The customer requested we'd use "shape-hexagon" for our assets. Seeing as plenty of icons from there have been used before, this should be trivial to add: <li> <label class="iconic-sm fi-shape-hexagon" title="{{'NavAssets' | trans...

 
8:27 AM
That proves, people will do anything for hats... :P
 
Hey, it's a decent question
 
lol, I was just kidding, don't worry.. :)
 
Haetz on DriodDev :P
Never thought I could butcher 1 word that horribly
 
user259867
I spent a couple of hours working on a question/answer pair for Selfie... now got stuck and can't answer it completely. :(
 
8:31 AM
on the other hand, I just stopped caring about hats and went for regular activities(flagging/downvoting) on SO and now, I can say, all my hats are "honestly earned"
 
@DroidDev hahaha i am already doing ma routine and forgot about hat. :P
 
@Cerbrus have fun with your selfie-hat :O
 
@SilentKiller but, sometimes, I feel sad, because, I don't have enough "fake-internet-points" :(
 
@DroidDev you are interested in fake-internet-points ? :O
 
@SilentKiller ya, give me teh upvotez :D
 
8:34 AM
@AndrewT.: I didn't get that hat o.O
Which is weird
I also didn't get credit for posting a question from the app, on SO
 
@Cerbrus probably on delivery now... Santa is surely busy to deliver all the hats.
 
lol, maybe, they changed the secret for that hat, because now everybody knew it :P
 
@DroidDev :P i will not ever never.
 
@DroidDev: What hat?
 
8:36 AM
@SilentKiller starts crying in corner :'(
@Cerbrus the one you are trying to get :P
 
@DroidDev go to mod they will give you. :P
 
It's not a secret hat
 
Santa just delivered 19 chameleon hats. I think his database might be corrupt. That should be nineteen...
 
status-closed
 
oops!
 
9:14 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Convenient Methods For Skin Care - What's Required by honnrburr on meta.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 98.8779: Convenient Methods For Skin Care - What's Required on meta.stackexchange.com
 
spam
and gone
 
still oneboxed, though
should we flag you for keeping the spam alive?
 
@JanDvorak go ahead, if you feel the urge.
 
9:22 AM
@ɥʇǝS well done ;)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Why To Find The Top Skin Care Lotion Cream? by user41246 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 78.3989: Why To Find The Top Skin Care Lotion Cream? on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Should I give them a click just to find out if their site is powered by something I can report them to?
 
The evil onebox is deleted. All hail the owl :P
 
What's that "Dead Pixel Detect and Fix" thing? How could a piece of software possibly detect and fix a hardware failure? — Jan Dvorak 10 secs ago
 
Wow, how did you notice the question? Realtime tab?
 
Realtime tab
 
9:59 AM
cv-pls http://stackoverflow.com/q/25542371/1699210
cv-pls http://stackoverflow.com/q/13985159/1699210
cv-pls http://stackoverflow.com/q/22314168/1699210
 
@JanDvorak YES
it insults google and isn't useful or relevant
@ProgramFOX Bam
 
relevance is not a criterion for abusiveness.
 
but it insults google
To be honest, I get the same problem on my Android (it displays in chinese and I realized there's no way to change it), so I just rooted my device to get rid of play store, then I unrooted it.
 
@Unihedro Are you going to answer?
 
@JanDvorak That's not a solution. "How to change the language of Google Play store to stop going for IP address" -> "I realized there's no way to, so I ditched it and went with Amazon's." is not really good to see
 
10:19 AM
Alternative solutions are fine
 
ok but how it will work — Umesh Kumar Saraswat 53 secs ago
now, I just wanna kill that OP
 
Perhaps they considered it potentially useful?
Voted unclear. Perhaps the upvoter did know what was meant?
 
Sam
Morning
 
@Sam Morning :)
 
Morning!
 
10:33 AM
@JanDvorak Done, I added my answer.
Morning!
 
here, have my vote
 
\o/
 
I've got an idea: instead of a new version of canary, I'll just do a network-wide stackhose instead. Thoughts?
realtime+
 
Realtime+?
 
questions and answers
 
Sam
10:39 AM
Realtime++?
 
@JanDvorak How?
 
Sam
^
 
I thought scraping every question would be expensive, but apparently Pham can do that just fine.
 
... Pham computation is kind of expensive.
 
QuickTime?
 
Sam
10:41 AM
Btw, Pat had trouble running Pham.
 
@AndrewT. hell no
 
Sam
("high number of requests from this IP", blah, blah, blah)
 
@Sam A reason to test the scraping techniqu before plugging it into heuristics, then
 
Sam
@JanDvorak Pham's scraper still needs optimising.
 
@Sam oh. How often?
 
Sam
10:43 AM
I don't know. He only mentioned it once.
 
Sam
I doubt it. Anyway, it is possible to half the number of requests Pham makes for scraping answers.
 
how?
 
Sam
I just haven't got round to refactoring, yet...
 
@JanDvorak gone
 
10:46 AM
@Unihedro yay
@Sam wait, are you polling each question twice?
 
Sam
@JanDvorak Pham currently makes 2 requests, one for the question, and one for all the answers.
 
:O
 
laaame ;-)
 
That explains..
 
Sam
@JanDvorak Basically.
 
10:47 AM
must... get... Necromancer :D
 
@Unihedro which game?
 
Sam
It's not easy avoiding data spaghetti.
 
Use modular design and have a single hub to route the data?
websocketSource.on("question", q => listeners.trigger("question", q))
 
Hi there. May I join?
 
@ArceusMaster0493 yoiu already did.
 
Sam
10:50 AM
@JanDvorak Meh. Unnecessary complexity. I was just thinking of passing the html to the parer.
 
'sup?
 
Sam
@ArceusMaster0493 Hiya!
 
@ArceusMaster0493 depends. Are you NoSQL?
 
@JanDvorak Stack Overflow
@ArceusMaster0493 Welcome aboard! There's no escape now.
2
 
@JanDvorak What NoSQL
@Unihedro XD Thanks
 
10:51 AM
What to do with this one? Probably a friend posting an answer and getting accepted in seconds.
-1
A: Trying to Convert VB.Net to C# ViewState Issue

Vimal Vataliyai think u should write like this: username=((Dictionary)ViewState["lstSetting"])["Email"];

 
accepted
 
Sam
My eyes!!!!!!!
 
@PatrickHofman If you suspect faking Q&As for points, flag it
When in doubt - flag it out
 
@JanDvorak ... that's bad :D
 
Excuse me while I fry a burger. Never cooked anything real for quite a long time.
 
Sam
10:53 AM
:O
 
I'm randomly giving stars out for a hat. Is that allowed?
 
@ArceusMaster0493 No. Die!!!
 
@ArceusMaster0493: You can, but please use the sandbox for that.
 

Sandbox

Formatting Sandbox
 
@Unihedro == @PatrickHofman Thanks
 
10:54 AM
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A: The Many Memes of Meta

Infinite RecursionMeme: Bart Originator: Bart, in chat Cultural Height: The usage of the iconic glasses as profile images by multiple users. Background: Bart, his glasses, his smiting stick and his stars are legendary in the Tavern on the Meta, as evident from the topic of the room "MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS...

 
@ArceusMaster0493 Just post anything funny and useful and it'll get starred
or stared at, perhaps
 
Sam
Or just say...
BROWN!
7
 
yellow
 
^flag
 
noooooz
 
10:56 AM
@JanDvorak Thanks
 
The color of stars should be BROWN!
 
Sam
>>fox
 
Pham isn't listening to you @Sam :P
 
Sam
Darn you Pham.
 
ArrayList<Integer> oneToSeven = Arrays.stream("1,2,3,4,5,6,7".split(",")).map(o -> Integer.parseInt(o)).collect(new ArrayList<Integer>());
How about some inefficient code instead?
 
10:57 AM
@Unihedro what are you supposed to optimize if your code is efficient from the start?
 
Haskell can do that too :-)
well, kinda
Haskell's lists are streams
 
...
 
but, ofc... why not just do [1..7] instead
 
Singleton.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance.instance
 
@Unihedro sing.. oh. strict class-instance distinction. What a shame.
 
11:00 AM
 
@JanDvorak Welcome to the world of Java, where your dreams may or may not come true!
>_>
<_<
 
Probably not though
 
How do you type ♦ ?
 
Sam
Welcome to the world of C#, where in all your dreams you get shot in the foot.
 
@ArceusMaster0493 You just did
 
11:02 AM
@Unihedro I copied it right from the profile page of that little comic tiger
 
@ArceusMaster0493 Hold the ALT key on your keyboard, press 4 on your numeric keyboard and release the ALT key.
 
@ProgramFOX Thanks. For Mac?
 
Sam
@Unihedro I knew that was coming. :D
 
@ArceusMaster0493 ew
 
11:03 AM
You know me too well, hehe.
 
@ArceusMaster0493 No idea, sorry.
 
@ProgramFOX That's fine thanks
 
@ArceusMaster0493 Are you trying to type the diamond character or to get it without copy-pasting?
 
@Unihedro Type
 
Then use the alt code.
 
11:05 AM
¡™£¢œ∑´®´´´´åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷…æ«‘“≠–ºª•ˆ
Uh
Sorry
 
In Java, you have BigInteger. In Ruby, you have them by default, but not regular ones, and you can use operators with them. In Haskell, you can define +, *, sign and negate for your own numeric types and Haskell already knows how to do all the other stuff numbers can do (such as subtraction). You also get built-in Int and Integer numeric types (the latter of which is infinite-size)
 
@Unihedro I can't find the correct key :P
 
$("#input").value = '\u2666'
 
@Unihedro -1 uses too much jQuery
 
11:08 AM
$("#input").value = '\u2666'
==
 
document.getElementById("input").value = '\u2666'
If you "-1 not enuf jquery" that one after requesting jQuery removal, I will keeel you.
 
Never mind. I'll NEVER be able to type it :'(
 
@ArceusMaster0493 :(
 
Sam
@JanDvorak I was just about to tpa the report. ;D
 
11:09 AM
Why do you need to, anyway?
@Sam Jan is unstoppable!!!
 
Just asking
 
g2g now
 
Sam
Cya
 
byebye
 
11:10 AM
Bye
 
Ability GET: Downvote on Android.SE
 
cya
 
11:39 AM
Spam Q (91%): You read about for years and years in magazines, by sidrabuzz, on meta.stackexchange.com.
 
12:08 PM
Low Quality A (47.2%): **** ** **** ** *** ******* ****, by ****** *******, on physics.stackexchange.com.
 
@Pham clean
^ Offensive flags please.
 
12:27 PM
Low Quality A (55.6%): THIS IS AN ALL-CAPITAL ANSWER TO CHECK BOT DETECTION ON THE CHAT. BUMP!, by Andrew T., on meta.stackexchange.com.
 
Sam
-_-
 
How did it catch that? It's from October.
 
Sam
It check's the entire thread when bumped.
Not just the post that bumped it.
 
ohh... nice!
 
Sam
12:30 PM
Upticked.
 
actually the accepted site rules are for thanks removal
seems it causes eyeburns to many users
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 79.0247: Desire HD Official Sense 3 update: Slate skin on android.stackexchange.com
 
that said, if an user has 2k rep it hurts no one, improves quality (again, site directive) and wins something so win for all...
Anyway, do anyone noticed something on the Bash site? still looking for easter eggs like the 2012 version.
Scripts show nothing to suspect
but you never know
@balpha Free to ignore this question if you can't/don't want to answer. Winter bash 2012 site had the unicorn easter egg, 2013 had nothing. Does the 2014 version hide something we should look for or it is wasted time?
 
12:48 PM
let's say your time is better spent elsewhere :)
 
@balpha ;_;
 
anybody else playing with webrtc on this fine morning?
 
user273376
dang it... another question where I had an upvoted answer was deleted...
 
@SabreTooth welcome to the club
 
user273376
not really worth answering
 
Sam
1:02 PM
@SabreTooth Invest in selfies.
 
user273376
@Sam huh?
 
A selfie == a self-answered question
 
Sam
^ yeah.
 
user273376
ah right okay, double the downvotes? nnaaaah
 
Sam
lol
 
user273376
1:05 PM
that's like watching infomercials on two tv's at the same time
3
 
user273376
I'll just focus on stirring that pair of disembodied glasses
 
user273376
i need sleep, am slurring my typing
 
user273376
anyways, have a good night/day/transidental wormhole/whatever :)
 
Sam
G'night.
 
dont use mysql! its deprecated — Matt Holbrook-Bull 5 mins ago
Lol.
 
@JanDvorak Oh, right, isn't he that user who posted an answer and just deleted it afterwards to get the hat?
 
he posted and self-deleted an answer
 
I hope something has been put in place to deal with the consequences of the Hairboat hat.
 
Hm, it's another user who just deleted an answer for the hat.
 
can we deal suspensions to those people?
 
1:16 PM
But... hats!
 
Meh. Just gett the crab everywhere
... the accepted answer is not an.
 
this ranter is offended by having been called a ranter: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/245381/…
@ShadowWizard as in, even less closing? No, thanks. He can go to Yahoo Answers. — Jan Dvorak 23 secs ago
rude?
I may be seeing a legitimate feature request here: users who closed a question shouldn't be shown the respective reopen queue item. And even then I disagree. — Jan Dvorak 46 secs ago
 
1:45 PM
 
@Moosemaniseatingpizza no longer?
 
Low Quality A (20.2%): *** ** *** ** **** ** ** ** *** ** *****, by ****************, on stackoverflow.com.
 
@Bart Looks like it...
 
@Pham NAA
 
1:55 PM
@Bart username is offensive
 
@Unihedro we'll survive
 
or so you thought
 
It's a feature request @IgotaHat. If you look in the help center you'll see a mention that downvotes on it can be as much as a "nay" vote. It seems you would benefit from getting to know the system a bit better and seeing why certain things are in place before you judge it the way you do. — Bart 2 mins ago
^ too rude?
 
Okay
 
2:13 PM
Anyone who wants to join our chess tournament? en.lichess.org/tournament/OlYdufdK
 
passcode: winterbash
 
If I join, I am going to suck hard
 
I only play full-contact chess.
 
Sam
@JanDvorak Well come to the club.
 
@Bart Because there's nothing like a chess piece stuck in one of your orifices if you happen to outperform your opponent by a wide enough margin?
 
2:17 PM
@Bart Is that what's in the first Harry Potter movie?
 
@JanDvorak let me put it like this: either I win, or you don't get to win.
 
Chess boxing or chessboxing is a hybrid fighting sport that combines the two traditional sports, chess and boxing. The competitors fight in alternating rounds of chess and boxing. Chessboxing was invented by Dutch performance artist Iepe Rubingh in 2003. What was initially only thought to be an art performance quickly turned into a fully developed competitive sport. Chessboxing is particularly popular in Germany, Great Britain, India and Russia. == History == Rubingh’s idea to create a new sport fusing the two disciplines - chess and boxing - originates from the 1992 comic “Froid Équateur“ written...
Yup, it's a thing
 
lol
 
What is the password you use Raystafarian? I need a good one please. — Peanut Butter 2 mins ago
 
2:23 PM
surely it's a duplicate though?
 
Low Quality A (21.8%): Thank you for your answer but I do not understand this site. I am looki..., by Nawak, on math.stackexchange.com.
 
Someone is trying to gather passwords of SE users...
 
@ProgramFOX Here's mine: password
 
I don't think correcthorsebatterystaple is a good one — Peanut Butter 1 min ago
 
Puzzle failed / +1 score.
I suck at chess...
 
o/
 
\o/
 
2:32 PM
//o
o\\
 
--//o
 
omg
 
Is 27 hats the maximum you could have earned yet? stackoverflow.com/users/1204143/nneonneo
why is no one doing suggested edits on Meta.SE? how am I suppose to get a Jogo Bonita with no reviews? :(
 
Spam Q (91.1%): the affects about logic acid on prostate, by Samuel Gul, on meta.stackexchange.com.
 
Sam
Gone.
 
^^ Should be effects not affects. Tsk, tsk.
 
Low Quality A (100%): pls give me to best way downlord facebook, by Asanga Karunarathne, on apple.stackexchange.com.
 
2:56 PM
@hichris123 fp
 
@Moosemaniseatingpizza fp/tps don't work on the version hichris runs.
 
How should we react to someone 'trying to be funny', like here: stackoverflow.com/a/27507252/993547
He gained quite some upvotes with it, but the post isn't useful at all.
 
@PatrickHofman Does it provide an answer to the question? If not, flag it as NAA.
 
@Unihedro It 'attempts' too, but it is mainly sarcastic.
 
@PatrickHofman then ... downvote?
 
2:59 PM
@PatrickHofman If it does, then vote it based on its usefulness.
 

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