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@Bart That poses a huge risk for your fragile glasses!
You can use the stickers to mend your broken glasses.
/me starts sharpening beak
I flagged 12 link-only NAA's today, all helpful and nuked. Bluefeet's advice is working, I am becoming better at flagging.
 
@InfiniteRecursion Would you disclose said advice?
 
3:17 PM
"Stop flagging everything!" ?
 
Nov 17 at 11:26, by bluefeet
I just wouldn't use a query to flag stuff while you try to determine the rules of flagging
^ don't use queries
 
@InfiniteRecursion thanks
This year I decided that the xmas avatar should be an archeologist too.
 
Good choice @SPArchaeologist, it suits your name. Derpy wasn't a good fit.
@Bart: Stop flagging everything I say :D
 
23 hours ago, by Bart
@InfiniteRecursion later perhaps. But feel free.
 
I assume everyone here saw the new hat preview?
@balpha never looked better! :D
 
3:32 PM
6 hours ago, by Bart
Now that's a man ready for business.
 
Nov 14 at 20:07, by Infinite Recursion
Is there any topic on which you don't quote yourself @Bart? Everyone quotes Shog, and you quote yourself :D
 
Nov 14 at 20:08, by Bart
"No" - Bart
 
whoops, just noticed he posted it himself!
 
Oct 7 '10 at 21:13, by Popular Demand
Joanna:
> That's where you know, suspenders and buttons and all sorts of stuff.
> We're, uh, we're actually required to wear fifteen pieces of flair.
> quite stupid actually.
ok, I misread all of that, need more coffee
 
I wonder how the tavern folks are tolerating you company since so many years @Bart
 
3:36 PM
@InfiniteRecursion It's not so much tolerating as it is the sad realization that they won't be able to get rid of me.
Basically they are at stage 5: acceptance.
 
Object o = User.getByName("Bart");
delete &o;
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@Bart You never know what might happen if you try to block someone's stickers.
 
> Error 8 The name 'delete' does not exist in the current context
 
3:41 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SURF FEATURE EXTRACTION by Hani Goc on stackoverflow.com
 
... ehm, what? Didn't I edit that question?
 
Nov 19 at 20:03, by Anna Lear
Deletions will continue until morale improves.
 
@Bart nope, you're missing from the revisions page
 
Nov 9 '13 at 16:47, by Bart
Wait wait wait ..... I just saw one of those 2014 posts and they're saying "glad @Bart is no longer bothering us" .... what's going on here?
 
@cVplZ Don't quote Bart! He quotes himself.
 
3:45 PM
@Bart you edited this one
 
Hmm, I could have sworn I edited that one as well ... perhaps I didn't submit?
 
@cVplZ That is a year ago, before I joined SE. The situation hasn't improved till now.
 
@InfiniteRecursion It has really been going downhill since I joined. I'm surprised there haven't been more complaints about me on Meta.
 
@InfiniteRecursion there's not much time left for your prophecy to become true @Bart
 
@Bart yup, most likely
 
3:51 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SSIS - ERROR / ISSUE by JRW71111 on dba.stackexchange.com
 
Good night!
 
Good night!
 
Good night!
 
Good night!
 
3:54 PM
@inf Nooooooooooooooooooo
 
@Mooseman yeshhhhh
Night @uni, sleep well, don't dream about trains :)
 
:)
 
@InfiniteRecursion ... all those make me seem surprisingly helpful. That can't be right.
 
@Bart I can tell you. That's really simple. I don't have a feeling that my contribution has any value. No matter which way you write your answer - it will go unnoticed. I can tell you what is frustrating: you spend a hour writing good correct answer and... nothing. No response from the OP, no votes, no attention at all. Yes, you can show off for a while in a chat advertising your answer, promote it in a seemingly irrelevant meta post and get some profit out of it. Unfortunately I find this way disgusting. So, why bother at all? If the op got interested - they'd ask. I'll explain. — Your Common Sense May 5 at 16:13
 
He was wrong though @InfiniteRecursion
 
4:02 PM
@InfiniteRecursion he got himself suspended eventually.... not a good idea to follow his advise ;)
 
@ShadowWizard there are those who disagree :)
 
@ShadowWizard I thought it's not a good idea to mess with Bart, it ends in suspension.
 
The colonel never messed with me.
 
Correction: Talking with Bart ends in suspension.
 
Time will tell
 
4:06 PM
Nope, it always ends with stars. Shiny yellow stars.
 
note to self: avoid suspension
 
You mention that and Jon comes in ... guess you're in trouble now @InfiniteRecursion
 
/me doesn't reply
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Q: I keep getting logged out of Stack Overflow

George StockerI have multiple tabs open (Chrome version: Version 39.0.2171.71 (64-bit), Mac OS X 10.10.1). If I close the Stack Overflow tab for any length of time (tested as low as an hour), I get logged out when I try to open it up in a tab again. This started yesterday. When I click 'Log in', and start t...

 
I'm working on a replacement for our current global auth workflow. That should resolve this issue. — Anna Lear ♦ Nov 17 at 20:57
 
Never fear, Anna's here.
 
4:22 PM
@Anna? Is she really here? :D
 
yes
I am always here.
 
Probably.
 
^ see
 
saw ^^
Presence test: PASS
 
4:24 PM
@ShadowWizard Oh come on, then I need to overhaul the complete authentication for Junior...
 
Junior? Who? What? Where? /confused
 
We need George's presence on SO...please let him in!
 
Anyway, blame @Anna, not me! ;)
 
not my fault
 
Didn't we establish that it's always Jan's fault anyway?
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4:26 PM
Jan? But he's not here to defend himself :D
 
You want fairness? That's not how blame works.
 
Nov 29 at 16:15, by Unihedron
If you think we should build a Wheel of Blame implementation which always blames Jan Dvorak, star this message.
 
@ShadowWizard Junior aka. JavaBot... Uni's and my toy...
 
oh, good point there @Anna ;)
 
Please avoid reposting, this answer already mentioned the issue meta.stackoverflow.com/a/278212/2982225Infinite Recursion 11 mins ago
^ they reposted MooseMan's bug report
 
4:31 PM
o/
 
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Q: Seems to be a possible duplicate of outdoors.SE

cVplZProposal: Ultimate Survival Outdoors.SE already has the survival tag. So questions about this proposed site already seem to be on topic for that already existing site.

The accepted answer is junk.
 
5:17 PM
Great surprise!
:(
 
Ha! Ha!
 
Oded likes deleting feedback very much.
 
@nicael He wants to hide the mistakes he made....
 
5:41 PM
@rene Sure. But actually it didn't really affect me, because lots of upvotes received by me on other posts last days after I reached rep cap aren't empty anymore :D
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED TO GET INTO MY G-MAIL ACCOUNT by Nina BRUNO on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
@ChrisHayes I already accepted defeat... by a Duck :( — rene 21 hours ago
^ spooky glasses should be careful :P
 
6:00 PM
Oh?
 
user259867
@nicael After my first answer in that thread got deleted (-90 to me) I decided I don't have to provide QA services to SE for free. At least as far as that vanity page is concerned...
 
@JanDvorak o.O
 
gone
 
user259867
@nicael By the way, what device do you use for these screenshots? That resolution...
 
6:13 PM
@rene That's a bit harsh, don't you think?
I'm with you that deleting these answers is weird (I'd just edit in a [status-declined]), but still.
 
I assumed rene was joking.
 
I would be surprised if the answer is anything other than "Dutch humour" @AnnaLear
 
Most of his joking messages end with 3 or 4 dots.
 
Fair.
I like the "number of dots" heuristic :)
 
6:17 PM
We all think @Oded is evil of course. We just don't explicitly mention it.
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@Bart But remember, turns out he's the best.
Nov 19 at 14:30, by Oded
Turns out, I'm the best. Who knew?
 
@Frank absolutely. And I have professed my love for him before
Sep 27 '13 at 15:10, by Bart
I hllove youou
 
Nov 10 at 10:08, by Bart
Love you too @rene
Aug 20 at 16:12, by Bart
Love you too :p
 
@AnnaLear but... but... maybe.... you'll tell Oded it? And undelete them...
@Raff SGS5
 
@nicael what a crazy idea
 
6:32 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED TO GET INTO MY G-MAIL ACCOUNT by Nina BRUNO on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
@Raff Sounds fair
 
o/ meta chat
 
@InfiniteRecursion What can I tell you? I'm just a loving kind of guy :)
 
I had an idea I was hoping to vet a little here. It would be nice to have expanded chat support for feature development, but it isn't really a priority for SE. Perhaps it would be possible to get more support for chat if chat's feeds system were to show an ad every once in a while.
Seem to invasive?
 
6:39 PM
Feature development for what?
 
@TravisJ Baba would like it
 
Not that I would like to see ads in chat posted by Feeds.
 
Well they would need to be throttled
 
@TravisJ Yeah, we're not going to start inserting ads into chatroom transcripts.
 
Feature development for ideas from the community.
@AnnaLear - Expand a little?
 
6:41 PM
@TravisJ it's insanely invasive.
Not how we do ads around here.
 
@AnnaLear - Every time I look at a page it has an ad on it.
 
Webpage, sure. And even then we try to keep them to a minimum - sidebar, no mainbar ads after 200 rep, etc.
 
@AnnaLear - Would a different location in chat make more sense for ads?
 
Every time I see a sponsored post in the middle of my Tumblr or Twitter feed, I get irrationally angry. Doing the same thing in our chat... no, thanks. :)
 
Twitter is a multi billion dollar company because of those ads in your feed
 
6:42 PM
That's fine. We're in a different business.
 
I realize that, but there is at least a reason for the ads, and it isn't to offend people.
 
@TravisJ Possibly, but the chat usage is so low that ad revenues would be negligible anyway. Let's focus on the core problem here - what features do you think are missing from chat? I'm sure there's a long list. Chat could ... use some work. We just had better priorities.
s/better/different
 
Just some ideas off the top of my head?
A topbar in chat. An expanded chat profile instead of just the single box. Easier integration when in multiple rooms at once. Cross room communication. Expanded posting and usage statistics. Expanded per user settings. Expanded message settings. Dedicated room wikis.
I could come up with more if you want
 
@nomadgoods I remember when a "Nomad" was a credible iPod competitor. Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
 
I think better priorities is the proper word choice there :)
 
6:44 PM
What I think about sponsored posts.
 
@TravisJ Excellent. How many of those are already on meta? If not all, you know what to do. ;)
 
That or take Balpha hostage ...
 
@AnnaLear - I don't want to overload Mr. Alpha though :) He is probably busy enough.
 
@AnnaLear If that is mis-understood feel free to delete it. It was meant as a joke because an answer from me was deleted as well. Sometimes my dutch directness gets lost in translation. Sorry.
 
@rene :D
 
6:46 PM
@Shog9 - You feel targeted ads are usually too nuanced to be useful?
@Shog9 - Did you read my unposted question? :P
 
no
 
@rene It's all good. :)
 
@Bart krijg jij het heen en weer ;)
 
rofl. But at least I guessed correctly @rene
 
@TravisJ I don't think showing ads would help with that. :) Plus we do have other devs... It's less an issue of people and more an issue of "oh god we have so much other stuff to do". Although balpha did spend some quality time on a few chat improvements recently.
 
6:48 PM
Ideas for monetizing chat:
- partner with Pizza Hut, for a sponsored Pizza Bot. Lets you order a pizza via chat and provides a helpful play-by-play of your enjoyment for the benefit of those who didn't order one.
- charge folks for extra privileges. Such as being able to post multiple messages back-to-back without getting throttled.
- implement long-requested stab-in-the-face protocol. Then charge for protection.
 
@Bart must be our shared roots....
 
@TravisJ we can call it "face time" ...
 
lol
Anyway, thanks for the responses. I guess I won't post it then.
gogo animated gravatar
 
I'm trying to improve my wpd stat in the den.
@rene You share roots with a pair of glasses? I mean, not even I (a tree) would do that...
 
7:21 PM
"Hey Adam, look I have an apple."
"I thought we decided on Android."
"The serpent said it was better."
 
@Frank yeah, I got carried away. It will not happen again.
 
@rene mmf
 
7:40 PM
@Frank What? Hope you're not using the urban definition.
 
@bjb568 no
oops
that was the cat walking on the keyboard.
too late to delete
 
8:03 PM
 
@bummi closing...
 
@rene thanks did already, seems to attract MySQL advertising
 
yeah, you wonder what is wrong with plain CSV files in a clever directory structure...
 
;) expressed cute
 
8:28 PM
:2724543 deleted faster than you can write "spam"
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More interesting then Discovery Channel
 
Hard to follow sometimes :)
 
Discovery Channel? sure!
 
What about the Discovery of New Questions Channel, only on StackExchange.com?
 
8:35 PM
@rene no, I'd like a pause button sometimes to catch the running link
 
8:54 PM
flag it.
Y'all are bein' lazy.
 
fine, i'll make an account on that site just for you
 
:D
 
and now that my account is made, the post is gone
damn you Frank, you are cunning
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this was just an elaborate ruse to get me more into gardening!
 
one question filling the VLQ with flagged answers stackoverflow.com/questions/27257699/…
 
@gunr2171 Well... after 9 minutes, you'd expect spam to get deleted...
 
9:10 PM
In it's defence, it was at least related to the question (of what I can remember from it). It's not total stand-out spam.
But whatevs, it's gone now.
 
9:33 PM
Wouldn't have expected this from a 740 rep user: stackoverflow.com/q/27259302/656243
 
10:01 PM
@LynnCrumbling Most of their rep though is from questions.
 
@hichris123 Yeah.. I didn't notice that.
 
user259867
11:14 PM
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Q: 2014 Community Moderator Election Results

Shog9Server Fault's 4th moderator election has come to a close, the votes have been tallied, and the 2 new moderators are: They'll be joining the existing crew shortly — please thank them for volunteering, and share your assistance and advice with them as they learn the ropes! For details on how...

 
user259867
> all the discussion about moderation style and intent didn't matter because when it came to the election, people would come in and just vote for the candidates with the highest reputation.
> And sure enough...
 
user259867
/me looks forward to Math.SE mod election /not
 
11:30 PM
@Raff fun fact: Math.SE already had this problem.
 
user259867
Yeah, tell me about it. :) The reason I deleted my first account on the site, back in 2012.
 
11:48 PM
Don't all sites have this problem?
 
Not sure off the top of my head... but the trend has certainly been bucked before. I was elected on SO back in the day with like 7.5k rep.
 
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