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6:00 PM
Did you get the ping? I didn't.
Did @Uni just ping @Uni?
poor @uni
Self-pings are only possible when colon-replying.
A: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

Cole JohnsonThere's a new proposal on Area 51 to help alleviate this problem: Spam Review There appear to be some super fun party people who are trying to downvote and close this proposal. There's even been SIX people who had the audacity to downvote Jon Spam: We can't let that happen! We can't let t...

@ColeJohnson Why's that deleted?
6:07 PM
It's not?
It's locked
Or do you mean the proposal?
The proposal.
People flagged as spam I guess
Nah, it just got closed, and closed proposals get auto-deleted.
Which shouldn't have happened to Spam Review
I'm below 40 close votes...
6:14 PM
@hichris123 voted already
I sense a disaster.. If from now on anyone pinging @Uni for our cat sends a notification to me as well, my next 30 nights would be filled with notifications :)
@Uni hi
@Uni hello
@Uni ping
Good morning @Uni
@uni test
6:15 PM
@hichris123 12 hours till deletion if not closed
@bjb568 is renamed back, btw
@Uni no problem, now that we know we won't bother you...
@JanDvorak Cache.
@bjb568 lies
@Uni See, everybody agrees...
6:16 PM
colon reply targets are not cached
morning morning
Hmmm... is there anyone else who I can poke for close votes?
@hichris123 No.
@hichris123 animuson?
6:17 PM
he has unlimited ammunition, IMO
@hichris123 maybe @Uni?
@Braiam Yep, mods do.
@Uni ping-a-dingy-ding-dinged-ding-ding
He did
25 seconds ago
@hichris123 Ok, done. Now you close stackoverflow.com/q/25611138/1223693 in return. :P
@Unihedron EWWWWWWWWW android
@bjb568 Ewwwwwww mobile OS's that are not Android
6:20 PM
@bjb568 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww iOS
@Doorknob done
IE11 anyone?
@rene No.
Just no.
> PHP is a hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine on.
....... mac?!
IE on a mac!
6:22 PM
@bjb568 PHPMyAdmin? disowns
IE?! Vomit bag anyone?
lol I took a screenshot while @bjb renamed to be my sock :]
@hichris123 I thought PHP was a hose between the gas pump and the exhaust. Then you turn the engine on
Caching says @Uni isn't @Uni anymore
@ColeJohnson PHP is this
6:23 PM
> Preparing for Shipment
Ship plz Amazon.
@hichris123 you mean this?
@ColeJohnson Probably meant @Doorknob. ;)
@hichris123 Thankfully, I'm just moving data to mongodb.
No. I meant @hichris123
6:25 PM
@bjb568 Y u no MySQL?
@hichris123 Because mongodb.
postgres ftw!
Y u no nosql?
Wild @ThiefMaster appeared!
lol @ThiefMaster comes in at random times
6:26 PM
@ColeJohnson Y u no reply button?
Y u nonononosql?
heh, i thought i should leave a random comment in here again after being completely offline for 4 days
drop that, try jQuery
mysql_query("SELECT * FROM tavern WHERE name='" . $GET["name"] . "'");
been to a festival with no wifi/data at all.. hell, not even calls/texts worked there
6:27 PM
@ColeJohnson deprecation warning
ComiCon is not a festival
going to try to sleep again, enjoy your days everyone ;)
@ColeJohnson name=Robert'; DROP TABLE Users; --
Night, again.
6:28 PM
@ColeJohnson USE PDO OR ELSE.
please don't shout
also, *the, *says
also, hte*, sey*
That awkward moment when you're reading this comment, and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important.
6:32 PM
$.get('makepayment.php?code=mysql_query("INSERT INTO TRANSACTIONS (passtoken, moneys) VALUES ("' +prompt('enter passkey')+'", '+$('.moneys').value+')');
Followed by an eval($_GET["code"]), correct?
@ColeJohnson Of course.
@ColeJohnson That awkward moment when you're reading a comment, and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued by it, and you realize the guy has a point, and start laughing at his joke a the end, then you realize it's your own post.
That awkward moment when you're complaining and insulting people, then realize @JanDvorak is in the room and is who you're complaining to and who you're complaining about…
@bjb568 *whom, *whom
Nobody says whom and there isn't a counter-example right there ^
6:38 PM
NEIN one cares about grammar nazis
@Sam y u no onebox link to xkcd?
Then it shows the mouseover.
I've tried before but it didn't work.
Mouse over stupid. This tavern
Whenever you paste an imgs.xkcd link into chat, another raptor mauls an innocent programmer.
6:40 PM
Ah, now it worked.
> Every time you post a cartoon without oneboxing, Jim Davis kills Garfield.
Pix or it didn't happen
@Braiam Every time you use > quote formatting instead of oneboxing a transcript link, Garfield kills Jim Davis.
(okay that one really didn't make much sense at all but who cares)
> On an interesting note; there really is such a thing as an Ass-Car!
Did you just look that up?
The A.S.S. was a French automobile produced from 1919 to 1920 by Bernard Verdy. Advertised as "L'automobile pour tous", the car was powered by a 1240cc, 12 hp (8.9 kW) two-stroke Thomas engine and used a 2-speed epicyclic transmission. The car featured electric lights and starter. The vehicle was launched as a 4-seat tourer (the catalog also mentioned a 2-seat coupe) in March 1919 at a cost of 4750 francs. Plans for mass production went unrealized, and in March 1920 it was announced that the company had merged with the Société des Moteurs Thomas. == References == == See also == Automobiles Sans...
6:46 PM
@ColeJohnson why? there would be people that can do that for me in SE, so why I should make the effort?
Good point
Automobiles Sans Soupapes war ein französischer Hersteller von Automobilen. == Unternehmensgeschichte == P. Schmitt oder Bernard Verdy gründete 1919 das Unternehmen in Lyon zur Produktion von Automobilen. Der Markenname lautete ASS. Das Unternehmen warb mit dem Spruch L'Automobile pour tous, also Automobile für jedermann. 1920 endete die Produktion. Insgesamt entstanden nur wenige Fahrzeuge. P. Schmitt wechselte zu Automobiles Beck. == Fahrzeuge == Das einzige Modell war ein Kleinwagen. Für den Antrieb sorgte ein Zweizylinder-Zweitaktmotor von Thomas mit 1240 cm³ Hubraum. Im Angebot standen offene…
Did they really expect us to buy an ASS?
We moved beyond that era.
@Sam would the frog eaters even care about tea-sipping customers?
6:50 PM
Good point.
@bjb568 apart from the controvesial (but kinda correct) tag, the edit was perfectly fine
in SO Close Vote Reviewers on Stack Overflow Chat, 17 secs ago, by rene
need review

reviews today
2K exactly!
@JanDvorak I don't see any improvement.
@bjb568 I sure do
6:52 PM
Give me a way to see spontaneous review popups while doing homework, and I'll help you review. :P
@rene and the number is still around 10k
@Doorknob ping
@ColeJohnson pong
@Doorknob wing
@bjb568 wong
6:53 PM
@ColeJohnson It will never go much beyond that and will never much drop below that
@hichris123 closed
@hichris123 also, congratulations to a round (in decimal) message ID
Jun 19 '12 at 23:45, by jcolebrand
^ message 1000000
@JanDvorak lol
@Doorknob posted at 23:45
6:55 PM
@jcolebrand Did you know you posted the millionth message on chat.MSE? You must be so proud of yourself
I mean, I definitely would be
Jun 19 '12 at 23:49, by Shog9
@jcolebrand The one-millionth meta-chat message, and you spent it on... LOL
@JanDvorak Woah. This message is pure sorcery
@Doorknob ^
... I'm bad at reading. -_-
6:57 PM
Nick claimed the 100000th, again on a useless message:
in Chat feedback, Aug 18 '10 at 12:30, by Nick Craver
> Markdown test
@Doorknob pshh.. we already are on 6 million messages in the Den
And I guess 1230 is sort of a nice time? If you move the 0 to the front, it's perfect
@Doorknob four minutes too soon
@Doorknob or if you use a base-4 keyboard
I don't know what a base-4 is
@ColeJohnson What's 4?
6:59 PM
@Doorknob I don't know. I use base 10
Hey, look, the 10000000000000000th chat message!
in Server Fault, Aug 9 '10 at 19:10, by Zoredache
What I need is almost exactly what he describes. Stateful-web-chat.
aaand it's a feature-request..
Also, apparently the Server Fault room was once hosted on meta.SE...?
It says 65536 for me
@ColeJohnson What's a 6? What's a 5? What's a 5? What's a 3? What's a 6?
7:02 PM
@ColeJohnson why does that number sound so familiar to me?
@ColeJohnson what's 2?
Oh you must be using base 2. See, I use base 10
How about 10^10000?
@Doorknob no such thing!
7:05 PM
in Maid Café (メイド喫茶) on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Aug 7 at 7:22, by nhahtdh
The problem is the scope of the subject matter in the question
^ 17th million chat.SE message.
But to know the problem, you need to know the solution
Wait, that's backwards. I think?
in Fake Programmers on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Jun 28 '11 at 21:57, by Ivo Flipse
are you sending that from TaskTrackerController.updateweights?
^ pretty sure you can figure out what's special about that message.
Also, 12345678
@Doorknob the ID in denary?
Wouldn't that be illegal? — rene 13 secs ago
7:08 PM
> Thanks.
@rene He's just asking if anybody has the software. He didn't ask for a copy. — Cole Johnson 19 secs ago
@ColeJohnson that's implied
@ColeJohnson to share — lostsock 22 secs ago
@JanDvorak you clearly didn't see the invisible ;)
@ColeJohnson if I ever go to court, you'll be my lawer... — rene 29 secs ago
But see, he's just asking if anybody has a copy they're willing to share. He never asked for a copy ;)
> @lostsock ... the lolcatz? — Braiam 10 secs ago
7:18 PM
Heh, so I was browsing through my starred message list for no reason when I found this gem


Feb 18 at 2:29, 25 minutes total – 197 messages, 10 users, 9 stars

Bookmarked Feb 18 at 2:54 by Doorknob

because gravely incorrect.-...
in Please don't approve minor or invalid edits on Stack Overflow Chat, 3 mins ago, by Jonas Wielicki
@bjb568 Thanks for pointing this out then. Please down-vote my post on meta then to further discourage anyone reading it from doing that.
Huh… I feel like this guy needs a cookie.
8:01 PM
> Thank you for reviewing 20 suggested edits today; come back in 3 hours to continue reviewing.
19 hours ago, by hichris123
Oh, 'cmon there's no good canonical on http://stackoverflow.com/search?tab=votes&q=INSTALL_FAILED_OLDER_SDK?
^ I think I'm going to create a canonical for this.
Coincidence on the avatars of Bart and the most recent editor, @CodyGray? — Joshua Taylor 4 hours ago
@JoshuaTaylor Looks like Cody likes to keep an eye on Bart... — Tanner 4 hours ago
Are Bart and Cody Gray siblings or something? — Renan 4 hours ago
@hichris123 success
Anybody want to throw insults constructively critique my code? github.com/bjb568/mmd.js/blob/master/mmd.js
8:10 PM
I guess I could do that…
Q: Markdown to HTML

bjb568String.prototype.replaceAll = function(find, replace) { if (typeof find == 'string') return this.split(find).join(replace); var t = this, i, j; while (typeof(i = find.shift()) == 'string' && typeof(j = replace.shift()) == 'string') t = t.replaceAll(i || '', j || ''); return t; }; ...

Yay 200 rep!
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 17 secs ago, by hichris123
Q: PHP SQL - match() against ()

Walshie1987I can't figure out the following code. I've been trying and searching for hours but I can't seem to find anything. What I'm trying to do is find all words that match some criteria. In this example I'm trying to find all entries that contain the word "shoe" or shoes etc. (note the Astrix), and th...

yeah, that's borked.
Q: Oneboxing a onebox from a different chat server generates a weird URL

hichris123So if you try to onebox a onebox from a different chat server, this weirdness happens. Basically, it generates this URL: http://chat.stackexchange.com//stackoverflow.com/questions/25609915/php-sql-match-against Now, obviously that isn't right. I've also tested this here, but I'm assuming it...

8:26 PM
> The question need to be closed for high quality.
Hahaha this is amazing
> The system works as designed 99.999% of low-quality edits? Suggested edit ban.
You have fully used your vote allowance for today.
> Start reviewing, and questions take way too stiff for your taste?
> I can send these like __-questions-active, as mentioned earlier, you were annoyingly starring tons of messages.
> Regards, Doorknob Sure, let's toss him an upvote arrow.
goes and toss @Doorknob a arrow
goes and downvotes @Doorknob
8:45 PM
8:59 PM
9:14 PM
I'm sure SO is not the place for this question unix.stackexchange.com/q/153124/41104
@Braiam It probably is the place, but it would be closed as unclear/too broad so don't migrate.
@hichris123 I know, I'm voting to close in the source
Best business model EVER http://t.co/X3WyLp1Q9t
user image
@hichris123 Lol, I've seen that picture tweeted by about 5 different people :P
9:32 PM


Post questions you want closed here with the same syntax as ex...
9:58 PM
A: Should I approve edits when the question should be deleted?

bjb568Pointless edits should be rejected. An edit that doesn't improve a post that should be deleted enough to not need to be deleted is too minor. It's pointless.

10:52 PM
Aug 9 at 20:21, by AstroCB
I need to write a userscript at some point to go through posts when editing and change all of the "i"s to "I"s and "StackOverflow"s to "Stack Overflow"s...
^ This is making editing questions so easy.
11:12 PM
Ooh, find a magnifying glass. Never knew I had one.
I have flagged the two downvoted answers here, but they were approved without the answers deleted as well. Delete votes (or additional flags), plz?
Delete votes require 10k, no?
For answers, it requires 20K.
11:22 PM
And I'm at 3.6k :'(
@Unihedron Here's 20 rep :)
I have 806. :-P
@Jamal I'd go and give you rep also, but I'm out of votes for 35 minutes
11:25 PM
/me goes to answer questions
Ugh, out of votes.
@Unihedron Curse you vote limit
I'm the kind of person who tend to always runs out of votes, too, so..
11:33 PM
I'm the kind of person who only runs out of votes when I spend time here in the Tavern
There should be another "Tavern bot" that reposts questions with a every hour or so.
Or you could ping it to get a list.
Head to skool bai
@ColeJohnson :-)
Q: Android C# Programming: Could someone explain me, how to use AlarmManager? (using dot42)

user3993604I have been searching for this for a long time, but i didn't find any working code, for C#. If someone could explain from start to end, i would be very grateful. Thank You!

> Please create the following folder structure required for the CD transfer:
11:54 PM
Hey folks

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