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12:11 AM

@Ollie zoo

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2:25 AM

@NordTheLoftyWizard No worries. It's deliberately made nonintuitive.

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Journeyman Geek

9:18 AM

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10:18 AM

!!/coffee Ollie and the monkeys

@Shadow10YearsWizard brews a cup of Affogato for @Ollie

@SmokeDetector Hey! What about monkeys?!

Coffee command should be upgraded to allow multiple coffee cups in one command.... ;)

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Journeyman Geek

11:39 AM

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!!/location

@Shadow10YearsWizard teward/Osiris ced66be (SmokeDetector: Auto watch of weldinginfocenter\.com by Nisse Engström)

So no blame...

sdc blame Ollie

@Shadow10YearsWizard It's Rubiksmoose's fault.

huh, they fixed it??

oh wait, the bug was only with iBug's instance.

Now we know why he's called iBug.... :D

11:53 AM

@Shadow10YearsWizard yeah, I analyzed and offered a fix but it turned out @makyen already had a revision ready to push: github.com/Charcoal-SE/SmokeDetector/issues/…

They did fix one instance, but not the other.

Dunno why.

When iBug's Smokey will be up, I'll be able to verify it's still broken.

12:10 PM

if it got pull-ed it won't

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1:21 PM

@Shadow10YearsWizard AKA BugEye

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2:25 PM

hhh.. been a wild ride this week, considering the first positive case at my company >_<

Ugh, that sucks :(

Are you working from home?

was at office when the news broke, instant work from home since then

Ai... fingers crossed nothing shows up next week then.

2:40 PM

everyone has taken the swab test, and thank God, I came out negative

That's good! But... do those tests work during incubation periods?

True, that's what we still have in mind...

Anyway, still trying to think positive and energetic to overcome all of this!

I'll hope with you :)

2:56 PM

@Rob two eyes, even.

@MetaAndrewT. ouch... self quarantine of two weeks?

@Shadow10YearsWizard yeah

@Tinkeringbell that's why negative result in Corona test does not give a pass from quarantine here, yeah. Only one who was positive and then negative two times can get out of quarantine before two weeks pass.

(Though not very likely to heal from Corona so fast...)

Think those who got it and healed even get a pass from any future quarantines (as they're considered immune), but not sure.

@MetaAndrewT. not pleasant, especially when alone...

can I say that... I have y'all here, even virtually? ;)

!!/entertain Meta

3:03 PM

@Shadow10YearsWizard No such command 'entertain'.

Well Smokey ain't helping. ;)

!!/ventilate the Tavern

@MetaAndrewT. No such command 'ventilate'.

Daily trivia time!

Who is this, and what makes him unique?

... is that a beard-cap?

3:11 PM

@MetaAndrewT. yup, but that's not unique

unique enough for someone who doesn't experience winter in his country ;(

Well he's the only Jew in Alaska. :D

3:29 PM

@Shadow10YearsWizard Last year there was 5,750 - if you'll accept that as a reputable source.

@Rob whoops. Well, I didn't read the article deep enough. Its title is something like "Being a lone Jew in Alaska" and it tells about the above person. However, digging deeper, he's the only Jew in a small town of Alaska.

How about this, one [fill in the blank]:

Monowi, Nebraska

Monowi ( MON-oh-wy) is an incorporated village in Boyd County, Nebraska, United States. According to the 2010 census, it has a population of 1. It is the only incorporated municipality in the United States with such a population. The sole resident, Elsie Eiler, is the mayor as well as librarian and bartender, and has thus been the subject of various human interest stories.According to tradition, the name Monowi means "flower" in an unidentified Native American language. Monowi was so named after the many wildflowers growing at the original site of the village. == History == Monowi was platted...

Only one bartender, a tragedy.

As long as more than one toilet, I'm fine.

3:47 PM

Have you mastered using two at once?

@Rob this idea did not cross my mind. Until now. Thanks, I'll keep you up to date with my progress!

Two facing each other, sit on one; aim for the other.

Now if you could use the one in Monowi and Hibberts Gore at the same time, that would be a good trick.

@Shadow10YearsWizard They only have four streetlights, so I wouldn't count on any more than one being in good condition.

4:13 PM

@Rob This can be easy for some types of activities, but not others.

@Rob meh, lack of light isn't excuse to not use toilets properly.

@Rob will wait for a wormhole generator to be invented, then it should be doable.

By then Hibberts Gore will be just one empty house, so no resistance from that direction.

@Shadow10YearsWizard I've got my screen upside down now. It looks so bad!

Aagh it's right-side up! Never mind.

A question:

Why can't Smokey serve us Cortado?

sdc coffee

4:32 PM

@Ollie brews a cup of Mocha for @Ollie

4:52 PM

It's the troll again.

@JNat?

terdon

5:12 PM

It's the weekend! Let the poor CMs rest! :)

Well I don't have those privileges! And I don't want that on the network!

5:29 PM

@Ollie not sure, monkey might look better this way.

@Ollie Corta who?

@Ollie huh? Only one site... not worth calling JNat for that...

@Shadow10YearsWizard *throws a yellow monkey on @ShadowWizard*

Why is it yellow?

Why not?

@Shadow10YearsWizard No, it's the same person with multiple accounts, here, Ask Ubuntu, CodeGolf, and EOSE.

John Dvorak

I wonder if Smokey likes monkeys?

@SmokeDetector *throws a yellow monkey on @SmokeDetector*

@Shadow10YearsWizard Sorry, meant this one.

5:40 PM

@Ollie well, hopefully JNat will be able to find the other accounts of the troll easily with his magic tools, I surely can't.

How you know, without mod tools by the way? We shouldn't be able to see hidden communities, and the user has the generic name. Cache of some sort?

DavidPostill

6:06 PM

It's Wesley Atwood, a known troll to be destroyed on sight.

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7:27 PM

@Rob do you also fix that typo userb in the title?

7:44 PM

@rene Userb was a review roll for vandalism, left closed (which should prevent new edits from requeuing) - so essentially it's unchanged and locked (?).

Sonic the K-Day Hedgehog

@rene I've edited it; as I voted to close it, my edit won't put it there.

ah, okay

@Shadow10YearsWizard @DavidPostill You can see every Wesley Atwood regardless of whether you are a moderator, the accounts are connected, IP, same actual human, etc. by searching MS.

DavidPostill

@Rob Erm why are you telling me? I'm well aware of how to use MS.

Because you posted after Sha's comment and made no mention of it to him, also I wanted you to ask that.

8:05 PM

@Shadow10YearsWizard Don't need those. I just look for the familiar patterns. Also they sign their posts with, from Wesley Atwood and also keep telling us to be Gentlemen, blah blah blah... I've found most, if not all, of their accounts. Caching does help.