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12:04 AM

in /dev/chat on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Nov 9 '15 at 12:35, by Braiam

> PHP can also be seen as the Justin Bieber of programming tools. Both prove conclusively that you don't have to be good to be popular.

Jason C

I was torn between those two. They both express an equally intense love and passion for the art of hula dancing.

Their feverish, unfettered energy is almost too much to behold.

Their sensual grace knows no bounds.

@Telkitty Lol

bjb568

@JasonC How many or Shog socks?

user202362

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Jason C

Step 1: Pretend that didn't happen

→ 6 messages moved to Chimney

Step 2: Run some programs

Step 3: Kick a puppy

Oh! Yeah we totally got this. I was kinda depressed about 185. Drum roll...

@Shog9 2193 unique users have passed through the Tavern during its lifetime.

@Telkitty It's probably safe to say that 21...80 of them came to whine about suspensions, lol.

Journeyman Geek

12:20 AM

@JasonC noooooo

Jason C

No, no, it's OK! The puppy was all alone, and sad!

Oh god. That was supposed to be a joke. But now I'm sad, lol.

And here comes the feelings of shame and regret.

Note to self: Do not make jokes during mentally fragile times. Brain cannot handle feelings while short-circuiting is in progress.

/me goes on chocolate and ice cream bender

Welp

backs away sloowwlllyy annnnnnddd.... Peace out, lol.

Shog9

@JasonC ok; so, 1337 trolls and 856 others. Fair 'nuff.

Trivia: I once worked in a chocolate factory. Not having much money at the time, I subsisted primarily on chocolate for the duration. Withdrawal at the end of this time did indeed lead to mental fragility.

Jason C

Withdrawal + lack of basically every nutrient but sugar, iron, and magnesium

(TIL the nutritional content of chocolate)

Also I've got science on the brain. My grief about my cat seems to be manifesting itself as this borderline insane obsession on finding an answer. Plus anxiety about my other cat. There's still the possibility that something contagious took him down. There's also been water quality issues here for a few months.

user202362

12:36 AM

user202362

where I was last weekend

Jason C

That's a confusing combination of environmental features

Is that snow, wet grass, and fog?

user202362

took me half an hour to boil first pot of snow

user202362

yes, foggy, snowy and ... green grass

user202362

there was also a fire ban there, can you believe that?

user202362

12:38 AM

not that there were any trees to start a camp fire with

Jason C

That is weird. But maybe they were more concerned about scarring than flammability

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user315433

It's best not to figure out what a thing is for. As long as the goal is unknown, one can't fail in achieving it. (Cf: Documentation)

user315433

"I only know one truth: it's time for the Tavern to end."

user315433

I think Ep. VIII trailer has more quotable material than the entire Ep. VII...

user202362

2:21 AM

just because Jason is allergic to cat gifs for the time being, it does not mean tavern is going to end

Journeyman Geek

lol

I mainly lived off ice milo when I was in the army

(Its like nesquick, but better)

user202362

2:40 AM

I brought fresh veges and fruit to multi-day bushwalking trips, that sure got people talking

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5:16 AM

My dog's probably getting most of his bottom front teeth pulled out today

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Journeyman Geek

8:02 AM

lol. I just realised teams died, when answering a question that got closed as dupe anyway ;p

I was wondering what happened to it. Needs to poke his head out of QA and chat sometimes. Or into MSO ._.

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