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user202362

1:39 AM

user202362

Jason C

2:13 AM

Well shit

Guess we just blew up that Syrian air field

Does the Android app have chat notifications?

JamesENL

What?

Oh.... it's all over my facebook feed

user202362

2:37 AM

@Gerry, I am stuck, can you help me with this question ... so imagine one morning @Jason is waiting at your door with a hot & spicy frozen tuna ... and?

Jason C

I just saw it on the TV in "we interrupt your current program" style at the laundromat.

bjb568

2:56 AM

Estimates on how bad it is?

user202362

Jason C

Not sure looks like it happened last Friday, everybody just picked it up today, wapo this morning and ABC just now. I'm sure there will be updates soon.

user202362

but anything closer than the moon can be argued it's not really in the space

Jason C

@Telkitty I can't wait until I can order cat food from Amazon and have it dropped on my front stoop from orbit.

user202362

if a thing such as the moon orbits around earth, surely at that distance, that part of sky can only be defined as subspace of earth outer atmosphere?

Jason C

3:03 AM

Outer space begins at roughly 100km by definition.

Journeyman Geek

3:18 AM

@JasonC yes.

There's sometimes a delay though

actually, that's the main use for it for me

the desktop site is perfectly usable on my phone, and I'd dump the android app if I had something that just did notifications and nothing else

Jason C

3:35 AM

Blah, Spectrum commercial on TV. You can't fool me twc you still suck and your commercial is full of lies.

@JourneymanGeek Yeah. Desktop site not so much for me but mobile site works great. So far I haven't downloaded the Android app because it seems pointless. But I'm thinking chat notifications would be handy.

@bjb568 no casualty or specific damage reports yet but abc says Syrian news is reporting some pretty heavy destruction of the air base.

No idea what the consequences will be its all just bloggers and crap making random guesses.

Aw Don rickles died today.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected: oxidation of alkenes with kmno4 by sexchemistry on chemistry.SE

Jason C

3:51 AM

Jimmy Kimmels barely holding it together in his tribute :(

Journeyman Geek

4:03 AM

@JasonC moddy things are impossible on mobile.

SmokeDetector

4:29 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported question: Safety Tips from Chinese Elevator Manufacturer's Safety Tips by fujihdmanufacturer on stackapps.com

Elephant

@JasonC Android app use the same notification source from SE, so any notification that goes to inbox also goes to the app (including chat notification, which will open a browser if clicked to handle that)

So far, the notification is the most valuable feature... I guess.

regarding the chat notification delay, it's by-default from SE. 15 minutes normally, can be reduce to 5 minutes from your chat profile's pref (Quicker Notifications -> 5 minutes)

SmokeDetector

5:55 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Manually reported question: Values of Hangzhou Jipusi Advanced Materails Co., Ltd by fujihdmanufacturer on stackapps.com

SmokeDetector

6:23 AM

[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Joomla or Wordpress for Classified Ads Website? by Celynn Thomas on webmasters.SE

Elephant

6:42 AM

I just realized... isn't Stack Apps' 404 a bit... NSFW!?

Journeyman Geek

ZARDOZ!

rene

@Elephant you're late to the party

user202362

7:38 AM

@Elephant I would say yes

Derpy

7:56 AM

@Elephant THANKS!

Derpy

8:08 AM

.... and now I noticed that Microsoft just had to use "the bane of the comic translator". Vertical text.

So much for editing in the translated text -_-'

Shadow Wizard

10:21 AM

sending $20 to @Jason

@Jason what you accept? Visa? PayPal? Bitcoin? Unicoins?

@Elephant he's not nude. You can't see any "private" parts. It's just... gross.. for some people. :)

Also...

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Q: Replace the picture of the half-naked man on the 404 page of Stackapps

Currently, the 404 page on Stackapps looks like this: To me, it seems a little.. strange to see a half-naked guy with a gun on what is supposed to be "professional" site, and it's not really something I'd like to come across with my boss (or my parents..) looking over my shoulder. The CMs agre...

user315433

10:52 AM

That Rick Slot had serious intentions but should be blocked by now.

user202362

11:06 AM

@Gerry @Jason I have to offer my sincere apology - sorry for my action, I have been discriminating against anything but tuna. I mean, you could totally use a hot & spicy frozen chicken instead, or a hot and spicy frozen herring, even a frozen whole celery.

user202362

please, forgive my ignorance and use a frozen chicken instead, should you wish ...

Bart

11:45 AM

@Gerry looks like it's not even a fake spammer's name: linkedin.com/in/rickslot

user315433

When a company's Director of Marketing copy-pastes posts to plan links in them...

Bart

Myeah, if you look into them, it seems that after years of almost nothing, they're picking up their social media efforts today as well

user315433

12:12 PM

Tom Limoncelli's Twitter name is now Thomas Limoncelli 5k, but he does not have 5k on any SE site. Is that cumulative rep, or perhaps his bank account balance?

user202362

weekly salary maybe ... or monthly

Elephant

Just realized Movies & TV is stealing attention from Anime & Manga this week, and they already got 2 HNQs

user202362

reps, really? lol ... not calling u a nerd, just ... rofl

user315433

12:25 PM

Bird burrito looks delicious.

Stijn

@Gerry I briefly had a mental image in my head of a burrito made of Big Bird

@ShadowWizard something to solve your sleep problems: fordmaxmotordreams.com

Derpy

weird... On the anime site, if I click a question that is marked as a dupe, it brings me to the original instead of the dupe.

Is this standard behavior for non-authenticated users?

Stijn

@Derpy Yes. If the question has no answers and is marked as a duplicate, you get redirected to the original automatically.

user202362

12:47 PM

user202362

my lone pet chicken & a feral rabbit

user202362

they simply ignore each other

user202362

lemme wrap my jacker around the chicken & make a chicken burrito

Derpy

@Stijn this is only for unauthenticated users or all users?

Shadow Wizard

@Stijn lol! Looks like April Fools hoax.... ;-)

@Derpy anonymous visitors

@Gerry followers.... As you probably know. ;)

But StackOverflow.com? Looks wrong... :(

Jason C

1:03 PM

@ShadowWizard @Stijn Haha it totally does I wish i knew Spanish

Shadow Wizard

@JasonC use Chrome, it offers to translate. Worked well!

Bart

Si.

Jason C

Not the youtube video

Shadow Wizard

Oh

Elephant

YouTube has automatic capti... never mind...

Derpy

1:07 PM

mumble... odd question - A css tag+class selector can be only in the form "tag.class" right?

no way to have the .class before the tag since the tag has no "separator character" prefix

Stijn

@Derpy correct

although if you use a CSS preprocessor you can probably use some syntax magic to do what you want

à la .class { &div { ... } } (note: pseudo-code)

Derpy

right, forgetting that the chat does not really handle formatting.

anyway, I was trying to join a tag selector to a class one in LESS via the "&" operator.

sadly, that ends up producing

> .theClassTheTag

instead of

> TheTag.TheClass

need to see if there is anything I am missing. Or just write one more line

rene

2:09 PM

@stijn still around?

nvm, found it ...

M.A.R.

@stijn still rectangle?

nvm, found it ...

rene

Can you please combust?

M.A.R.

No. ಠ_ಠ

rene

With enough heat you will, right?

M.A.R.

No. ಠ_ಠ

Isn't it awesome that when you embolden it it looks like it's looking up?

rene

2:22 PM

What kind of awesomeness makes you incombustible?

M.A.R.

The awesomeness in each of my carbon atoms

I'm full of C-13

Jason C

Oh man

Hydraulic Press Channel Mobile Game Beta Is Now Open

►

I am so excited about this lol

M.A.R.

Sounds fun

Jason C

2:44 PM

It's way more hilarious if you watch HPC regularly, lol

rene

2:56 PM

@M.A.R. I only know C-5

Bart

I only know C-4

Derpy

SamsungNote7Plus

3:13 PM

:D

Fawad

3:42 PM

in The Periodic Table on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 6 mins ago, by orthocresol

Well it technically has units of 1, if you search Loong's posts for "dimensionless" he has written some stuff on it before

How to search in this way?

ProgramFOX

@Fawad chemistry.stackexchange.com/search?q=user%3A7951+dimensionless

Jason C

4:30 PM

@ProgramFOX TIL

Fawad

5:00 PM

@ProgramFOX thank you very much

@JasonC TIL means?

ProgramFOX

@Fawad "Today I Learned"

Jason C

@Fawad I'll leave that as an exercise to you, once you figured it out, you can say TIL TIL, too.

@ProgramFOX Lame.

ProgramFOX

@JasonC I know... TIL. Today I'm Lame.

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rene

> Please remove the last paragraph of your profile

@JasonC ^

Jason C

@rene ^

rene

5:12 PM

for reasons, you know, I'm easily offended

Jason C

Your face is offensive.

rene

I totally fancy a remove-paragraph-from-profile tag

Jason C

Lol, yes

There was supposed to be more to that sentence

Then I forgot

Stijn

5:27 PM

@rene glad I could help :D

user315433

5:55 PM

-2

A: What other cookies should be set when logging in a user?

No idea, but cookies are delicious! Let me elaborate - chocolate chip cookies are particularly delicious.

Aaron Hall

8:26 PM

Now who's happy?

(Casablanca allusion...)

Aaron Hall

9:16 PM

twitter.com/hashtag/NationalBeerDay?src=hash

Cheers. #NationalBeerDay https://t.co/nzZ1ekrvrC

Tweeted by Cubs on April 7, 2017 at 6:50 PM

Jason C

reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/63z953/… Whaaaat!

user202362

9:52 PM

angels are just angles with a small twist

Jason C

10:07 PM

→ 16 messages moved to Chimney

@ShadowWizard I googled for the url and the 2nd result was github.com/mhart/blog/blob/master/images/wordpress/… -- the post probably didn't need a bump for that; I hold you personally responsible if that thread picks up steam again and the graphic ends up changed. :P

user315433

> Output cache is now disabled for all Stack Overflow properties. This only applies to feeds and such, but we've killed it globally. -- Nick Craver at 1:51 PM - 7 Apr 2017

Jason C

That means nothing to me.

I mean... Oh yes, I was just reading a question and thinking to myself, "Huh, the output cache for all the properties seems disabled. Fascinating!"

Shadow Wizard

@JasonC it was only in a comment, so no bump. Changed my comment to (the other) Jason, and luckily he can even edit his old comment fixing the image link. No bump! ;)

user202362

10:28 PM

user202362

woodfire pizza oven

user202362

vs ...

user202362

Cremator inside the crematorium

user315433

@JasonC If it was in HNQ, probably... the cache is behind two recent bug reports, HNQ RSS feed stopped updating by isanae on meta.stackexchange.com

user202362

10:33 PM

why am I posting this, now I don't feeling like eating breakfast

Shog9

@Telkitty this is a terrible comparison. We need cut-away photos of pizzas baked in each to establish a proper comparison.

user202362

~_~

user202362

reminds me of this meat & ribs pizza place

Shadow Wizard

@Telkitty well, same thing. What you put in the oven isn't for the oven to decide...

@Telkitty anyway.. I was there. Israel send highschool students every year to Auschwitz, I was among them. Not a pleasant place.

I was 16... so it was... 22 years ago... wow. Time fly by!

(note to self: I'm not that old yet! ;))

user202362

if your age compare yourself with age of the sun, you are a baby really :p

user315433

10:47 PM

> browsers and proxies are instructed to cache content not for the 15 to 180 seconds we instructed, but 2 millennia instead.

user315433

Compared to the caching period, you are not old.

user315433

Can human beings be cached?

Jon Ericson

Depends. Do you believe in purgatory?

user315433

I believe in sandwiches...

user315433

And beer, on occasions such as this one.

Jason C

10:54 PM

@Shog9 Pizza in cremator:

Slightly burnt but not too bad.

@Gerry I mean, any time you remember what somebody said or quote somebody, that's sort of like serving a cached human.

Shog9

@JasonC them soggy NYC pizzas...

Shadow Wizard

@Gerry what one? Pic or it never happened.

@JasonC I wonder, if you mix that with human ash, are you a cannibal?

Jason C

No, I think you're just a person with a really dry mouth.

Shadow Wizard

@JasonC lol. But really.. I am curious. wonder where on SE such question can fit ;)

Cannibalism.SE

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Q: Cannibalism - Does Eating other sentient creatures makes you a cannibal

So i am now writing my novel regarding a man sent on a long term mission in a backward world by his employer. In the middle of war, ran out of provisions, behind enemy lines with no edible flora fauna around. And he is a human Now the situation is, He is hungry and the only thing in front of hi...

food fantasy-races ethics

LOL

@Gerry in 6-8 decades we'll be able to store our thoughts on a disk... guess this can be considered as caching.

user315433

@ShadowWizard happy hour

Shog9

11:05 PM

@ShadowWizard I used to store my thoughts on disk. Then I got a harddrive. These days, I like to store my thoughts on SSDs.

G&T time!

Jason C

11:25 PM

How do you unauthorize a stack application?

Like if the window pops up and asks you if the app can do something and you say yes

I want to revoke whatever permission I granted when i did that

To some app

I make sentence like champ

Jon Ericson

meta.stackexchange.com/users/apps/230261 ? (But for the site you were on, I suppose.)

Jason C

@Shog9 Who is primarily responsible for api.stackexchange.com/js/2.0/all.js and stackexchange.com/oauth/login_success? Because I'm looking at meta.stackexchange.com/a/293498/230261, and while it's a great answer, I'm more of a fan of fixing things than reinventing wheels. So now I'm looking the the little SE authentication Javascript and noticing some really weird things, possibly a bug on /oauth/login_success, and at this point I ...

... can't figure anything else out without chatting with somebody.

@JonEricson Oh awesome thanks, never noticed that tab before.

Shog9

:shrug:

Ask doorknob

Jason C

He's not even pingable here any more, I'll ask him though. Doorknob wrote /oauth/login_success?

Shog9

Oh, no, I was just blowing you off to spend more time with this g&t

Jason C

11:37 PM

Oh and I just went and pinged Doorknob in PPCG chat, too, lol.

Shog9

I'd wager Kevin Montrose is the author there

But... Not in a good place to verify that

user202362

electrician is here, so finally house and granny flat can have separate bills

Jason C

@Shog9 Ok. Thanks. Once I can concretely describe the issue I'll try to track him down.

user202362

@Shog9 this, did you say 'this'? you should be on your way to the next one long ago

Shog9

I don't do tiny effete g&ts, @tel - you should know this.

user202362

11:44 PM

I should?

user202362

also which one is Kevin Mongoose?

user315433

> lost interest in the site/topic and just life in general. meta.stackexchange.com/a/293497

user315433

So sad that it happens......

user315433

+1 for Oxford comma proponents.

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Jason C

Cheers to that.

Journeyman Geek

11:55 PM

Morning

user202362

thought mods stop moderating after they realised they only have responsibilities and little power

Journeyman Geek

>_>

bans @Telkitty

user202362

:D

Journeyman Geek

Realises I have no power or responsibilities here. REJOICES!

user202362

pizza for tonight @Gerry? ... or maybe tuna?

Journeyman Geek

11:58 PM

More seriously, the other site I moderated on, I quit due to a mix of stress at work, and a feeling SU moderation was taking up more of my attention.

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