"Clarice, doesn't this random scattering of sites seem desperately random - like the elaborations of a bad liar? Ta, Hannibal Lecter."

"<p><strong>Make Stack Overflow Great Again</strong></p>

<p>The last thing SO needs right now is an insider who will maintain the status quo. Call me an optimist, but I believe we can make Stack Overflow great again! It may look like I've abandoned this site, but with my triumphant return as moderator we can:</p>

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<li><p>Clean up the steady flow of bad questions with a border wall!</p></li>
<li><p>Get those review queues under control!</p></li>
<li><p>Restore sanity to the Tags page!</p></li>

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