You're an hour early...

Hello

Well that took a while.

Ooooo Siri on my mac

I really need to get to 125 rep on Monero. Those questions are terrible.

@hichris123 monero?

Ah, I see. Never even heard of it

@Bart First time I heard of it was in the context of cybercriminals taking over pcs to mine it

Sounds like a good start

I don't believe it.

I can't join a meeting created by someone still using Lync 2013 because I have the Skype for Business 2016 client.

The newer client isn't compatible with the old one.

Way to go....

@Telkitty Barta Barta Barta PON!

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This proposal seems to be well received: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/238420/…

Any sign that SE are going to act on it?

Not really, no. Generally that's a wait and see thing

Is meta.stackoverflow.com/users/4813913/manoj-kumar?tab=activity an employee? Some of his comments give me the impression he is, but if so, he's quite unprofessional in his communication.

@Stijn he doesn't seem to be

I mean I've never seen him fix a bug or something

@zaq knows better

@Stijn Out of curiosity, why do you think he is?

That is NOT an employee

hey

@Stijn Thats just a guy with poor command of the english language and a lack of professionality to boot.

@DamienPaul Battle?

?

I'm busy eating

That's why I'm not talking

The only time I'm not talking is when I'm eating

No, taking is a metaphor for typing

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@Telkitty Flying pillow of seething hatred

So "flying cat" basically

I like my cats

they're friendly and nice

And they play fetch

Are you sure your cats aren't dogs?

They look and cuddle like cats

And they have this "I'm a kitty worship me" look to them

@Magisch yep, they must be cats.

Dogs are more "you are bigger, let me worship you"

Seriously though I do love my cats they're amazing

@DamienPaul One Norwegian forest cat and one mix of ragdoll and something else

Purple cat?

I named them Function and Method

They're 11 months old now

I got Function (the forest cat) from a friend of mine who breeds them (she was a runt and unsellable) for free and Method from a shelter

They're outdoor cats

as in I let them out when they want

that is what they do when they can't attack. You will discover it too late when you will visit you friend.

the cat will jump at your face, Alien style.

pff

cats are wonderful creatures

somehow they managed to convince us to almost worship them and feed them, house them, etc not even regard them as a nuisance

When I was visiting friends of my aunt in austria last time - in summer 2015, their cat had just had kittens

And the kittens were all over the apartment way stayed in

10/10 worth it getting climbed on by 10 kittens that are all mewing

Some people don't get having cats at all

moaning that your apartment will smell or that cat hair is everywhere (seriously though cat hair is EVERYWHERE)

@DamienPaul "Look, my self-warming chair has finally returned"

@Magisch Wait a little till those kittens gets heavier. My legs already know the "climb this human tree" game

@DamienPaul fun for them... sure. For you and your legs, not really if the kitty is over 400g....

I like kitties

always

@Rubisco eating what?

Hi all. Long time no see.

(In the Tavern at least ;) )

I am currently working on a online-realtime version of SEDE. You should be able to use SQL to query the API. Anyone interested in taking a spin when it is ready to test? Please let me know with a ping or message. (You can contact me at patrick.hofman@invantive.com if you want to)

@rene ^

@PatrickHofman sure, sign me up! :)

Okay, will do. @Sha

@Pat but the API is limited, aren't you afraid to run out of quota, in case your site will become popular?

@ShadowWizard That is why I need to speak Oded, but let's see if it is useful first :)

!!/apiquota

@ShadowWizard The current API quota remaining is 5605.

Sample for the Windows app

@PatrickHofman nice! No magic columns?

@PatrickHofman you have mail .... (thanks @Bart)

heh, last message in 6 out of 12 active (non secret) rooms.... proud of myself. :D

@ShadowWizard No. Not yet. Maybe later. It is a generic SQL engine we have written which I intend to use for this now, so I am not able to replace the content of a column that easily.

@ShadowWizard It does have SQL grouping functions.

I see an encoding issue ...

@rene I too

@PatrickHofman I mean alias like [User Link] which will auto convert the data to be link to the profile.

or is that a user that tries to be funny ...

@rene nah, he also broke my WAG charts for long time, had to manually fix it every time. :)

' for the win

Going to work on the project now. Ping me if you need anything.

Looking forward to it

@ShadowWizard I know. But that was all the magic I have for now.

On SEDE the magic columns are a real performance hit and often you end up with a query processor timeout

I can see why you would leave them out for now ...

Today's xkcd comic (Metabolism):

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I dunno smokey

You disappoint me @rene

sure ... I'm not going to burn myself on that site. I don't have an account there

I flagged as vlq. It's a new answer to a very old question that doesn't seem to make sense at all

OK, I can't judge that

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@zaq no recent discussion ... from 2012 ...

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@zaq it looks like this question from Jul, 18 was the last one asked by an unregistered user. Beyond that date only other user types are present

here is the rough jsfiddle

@zaq Woops... Meant to turn that on over night to stop a persistent troll, completely forgot the next day.

Had no noticeable effect on the number of poorly-received questions posted over the past three months I'm afraid

@zaq Huh, left Google I guess. Moderator -> nothing -> dev. Congrats @JeremyBanks.

Which probably makes it more enjoyable. :)

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