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Quill
Quill
12:54 AM
 
user202362
1:13 AM
Downloaded Pokemon go, doesn't seem to be that exciting
 
user202362
Deleted it ...
 
user202362
Good for getting people active though ...
 
Quill
Quill
1:33 AM
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Q: Made a "virus", need tips

EddieFirst of all, it's not really a virus that is used to spy, or steal bank accounts. I don't even know if it's a virus at all. I only made it to troll friends/people I know, and practice my programming skills. I will show you the code, then I will try to explain it a bit; package pracatice; impor...

java swing awt ram virus
 
hichris123
hichris123
2:00 AM
→ 1 message moved to Sandbox
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Q: What about a countdown to 00:00 (12:00 AM) UTC?

dorukayhanUsers occasionally hit their daily flag/vote/review/reputation limits which reset at 00:00 UTC, especially on Stack Overflow. There should be a countdown to 00:00 UTC so that everyone can see when will the limits reset.

feature-request rate-limiting
People doing this too often will find the 1-4 train has a seat for them soon...
 
Quill
Quill
there's already the clock in the inbox <_<
@hichris123 choo choo
 
user202362
3:02 AM
 
Quill
Quill
3:16 AM
After getting in arguments on Discord, I start to prefer this chat much more. Stars really help to know when you're getting through <_<
 
hichris123
hichris123
Discord? That's not Disqus or Discourse... sigh, why are there so many similar arguing-platform names?
 
Quill
Quill
@hichris123 It's like Teamspeak mixed with Skype but better than both of them
 
hichris123
hichris123
> why are there so many arguing-platform names?
 
bjb568
bjb568
It's exactly Slack.
Exactly the same design and functionality, just with audio stuff added.
 
hichris123
hichris123
I think people like to argue.
 
Quill
Quill
3:25 AM
whoops I crashed Safari with 86 pages of reqs in a few seconds
 
bjb568
bjb568
o_o
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
4:13 AM
 
 
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5:32 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin answer: Is there a downside of having a Poke-stop at your work? by Bill Clinton on gaming.stackexchange.com …
 
Quill
Quill
LOL the question
 
user315433
5:46 AM
@Servy This is a great post covering that subject — Apparently this is a duplicate — Robert Cartaino ♦ Jul 6 at 20:54
 
user315433
Robert may have a few shortcomings, but false modesty isn't one of them.
 
user202362
6:31 AM
How come your avatar never disappeared even on the flight @Bookend
 
Quill
Quill
@Telkitty ye olde magick
 
rene
rene
7:15 AM
@hichris123 NO! That is not tue! Who or what make you believe people like to argue? Come on ....
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
8:04 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How can I send SMS from my PC using my Android Phone (Galaxy S3) by atheompson on superuser.com …
 
TIPS
TIPS
8:19 AM
 
TIPS
TIPS
8:33 AM
 
bjb568
bjb568
It's also probably a stock photo.
 
TIPS
TIPS
8:47 AM
 
bjb568
bjb568
o_0
 
TIPS
TIPS
user image
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Now I'm no longer surprised when a post appears on SO whose dialect is unreadable English.
 
rene
rene
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Why did they have heart plugs in Dune? by Guitarwhisperer on scifi.stackexchange.com …
 
TIPS
TIPS
 
bjb568
bjb568
9:00 AM
There's no hash, no pound, no number sign; no oct'thorpe, no U*+0023, no *sharp. There was never a need for 2 pairs of 2 lines, before the twit revoluteyoniz'd.
 
TIPS
TIPS
@rene I no haz del priv.
Where did "number" appear in that message?
 
rene
rene
@TIPS then stop feeding facebook into this room and start answering MSE questions...
 
bjb568
bjb568
Oh, now, for you see, there is a great hash — a great tag to spam over teh blagz!
 
TIPS
TIPS
@rene ಠ_ಠ Hard work
 
rene
rene
@TIPS yes, nothing wrong with that
 
TIPS
TIPS
9:02 AM
But some hard things with that
 
bjb568
bjb568
dammit my internet is bork'd
 
TIPS
TIPS
 
bjb568
bjb568
After the darkness of just using phones, us homos made smart hashtags!
There's the next line of my poem.
It would have been a lot better if my internet worked.
 
user202362
if your internet is not working, who is the bjb we are seeing now @_@
 
user202362
almost like horror, when you realised the person there couldn't have been there
 
bjb568
bjb568
9:09 AM
:o
o:
:o
 
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Pandya
Pandya
"You will now get notified.." seems made changes to feature?
 
user202362
9:24 AM
'To XXX better again' implies: 1) XXX was good 2) for some reasons XXX has started to go bad 3) things can be altered so XXX can become good again
 
user202362
'To XXX better again' appeals only on an emotional level
 
user202362
but think deeper: was XXX ever good? was it??
 
user202362
has it gone bad? since when? and in what ways?
 
user202362
'To make XXX better again' I meant 😂
 
user202362
Do I want to make XXX 'good' again? In what ways? At what cost? Since when?
 
user202362
9:31 AM
Us engineers are too specific
 
user202362
but if you make things, details are needed for it to work
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
Uh, any reason why Meta.SO just went into read-only mode?
 
rene
rene
no idea
We best watch the twitter account from Nick to find out what he broke this time...
that was from 6th of july
 
nicael
nicael
Haha
lol
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
@nicael Last update was July 6; just tweeted them to see what's up (although I'm sure if there's a problem the last thing they need it me bothering them).
 
nicael
nicael
9:44 AM
That twitter though. Have no idea how to use it.
Can't even see the date :D
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
Eh, honest mistake
Not exactly conspicuous
 
rene
rene
@Oded are you guys aware MSO is in read-only mode? AFAICT it is the only site in that state
 
Quill
Quill
10:04 AM
Someone in a Tesla on Autopilot is gonna hit someone playing Pokemon Go and the press is gonna go nuts. Or it'll be a one car accident.
Tweeted by shanselman on July 10, 2016 at 6:40 AM
 
user202362
I don't see what's so fancy about Pokeman go
3
 
user202362
although I would totally own a Tesla with autopilot if it's on sale in Australia and I have extra 100k to spare :p
 
user202362
10:31 AM
really should wait for a few years for the technology to become at least some what more mature
 
rene
rene
@Telkitty you need early adopters ...
 
user202362
I'll leave that glamours guinea pig spot to someone else
 
rene
rene
just a bit of risk wouldn't hurt ...
 
user202362
No, I could just be dead, dead people don't get hurt
 
user202362
remember, you could survive a thousand drives but you only need to die once ...
 
rene
rene
10:43 AM
Not if you're a cat ...
 
user202362
I am like a cat, who died 8 times already
 
rene
rene
xD
 
user202362
user image
2
 
user315433
I would upvote Deleted post in review if not for read-only mode. When a user is told that the correct action (flagging) is not available, it logically follows that no action is to be taken.
 
user202362
 
user202362
10:52 AM
old one, but really funny
 
user315433
Aside: is read-only mode for MSO a bug or a new feature?
 
user202362
new feature for you
 
bjb568
bjb568
Just for you.
 
user202362
net ban ... net bank, so close
 
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rene
rene
11:01 AM
sd k
 
Oded
Oded
11:31 AM
@rene sorted
 
rene
rene
@Oded thanks I just posted on MSE :)
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: luxmuscle.com/dominant-testo-reviews/ by marylusk on drupal.stackexchange.com …
 
user315433
Apparently I can't have beer at JFK airport until noon, because it's Sunday. Ugh. It's past 21:30 where I came from...
 
user315433
... and I could use a beer after a trip like this.
 
user315433
Are the hours of this Tavern also subject to stupid state restrictions?
 
rene
rene
11:40 AM
No, you can have all the beer that is in the tank, right now
 
user202362
why a beer at destination airport when you can have 10 at comfort of sweet sweet home?
 
user202362
you are not trying to hide your drinking habit from your loved ones, are you?
 
bjb568
bjb568
What kind of question is that, @tel? This is a Tavern.
 
user202362
and we are all internet alcoholics sitting in the tavern all day long
 
user202362
actually, we are internet addicts
 
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11:52 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: Chat-avenue.com transcripts by Chatavenue on reverseengineering.stackexchange.com …
 
rene
rene
sd k
 
user202362
12:09 PM
@Bookend also I don't understand why you didn't have a few beers on the plane
 
Unix
Unix
wow
not even 2 rows of people here
 
user202362
too intimate, I know, right?
 
rene
rene
It is not the quantity that counts ...
 
Unix
Unix
12:29 PM
Wow
> GET /maven//com/typesafe/akka/akka-actor_2.11/2.3.3/akka-actor_2.11-2.3.3.jar.pack.x‌​z HTTP/1.1
Who knew minecraft forge packed its files
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
12:41 PM
Hello cute beings. Also known as humans.
 
Unix
Unix
Hello.
 
Quill
Quill
@Bookend I hope not
@rene quantity certainly helps when the quality is this bad
so I spent a good quantity of the day in a voice chat on Discord.... that's always fun, listening to breathing sounds and shitposting all day
 
rene
rene
@Quill I beg to differ ... SNR ...
@Sumurai8 I'm a flower ...
 
Quill
Quill
Sep 14 '15 at 11:23, by tchrist
No flirting in this chat.
 
bjb568
bjb568
12:56 PM
@Sumurai8 Now that's just speciesist.
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
Well. Fine. Hello to all other living, dead, undead and inanimate things, as well as all theoretical or spiritual named concepts.
Did I miss someone in this greeting?
 
Unix
Unix
Non-living
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
dead things are beings that once lived. Inanimate things are things that never lived.
 
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rene
rene
sd k
 
Quill
Quill
1:04 PM
@Sumurai8 you missed the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
I shall not speak His High Noodleness' name, for he'll smite me with His noodly tentacles.
 
Quill
Quill
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
1:20 PM
yup. Smokey. He isn't human.
He is not a living being.
He is not a dead being.
He is not undead.
He is not an inanimate thing.
He is not a theoretical named concept.
He is not a spiritual named concept.
He's just a bot. Spam bot. And now angry at you.
!!/blame
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
@ShadowWizard It's Quill's fault.
 
Unix
Unix
lol
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@Quill SE should also develop an augmented reality game for their apps: "Find the good questions".
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
@SmokeDetector Sorry, almighty thing made of bits. I hereby declare you alive, and as such @ShadowWizard is now required to pay you for your duties. Also a special hello to you.
 
Quill
Quill
@SmokeDetector Sounds about right
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
1:23 PM
@Sumurai8 [ SmokeDetector ] Good keyword in greeting: I thank you from the depths of my source code.
 
Unix
Unix
!!/blame
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
@Unix It's rene's fault.
 
Unix
Unix
oh noes!
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@SmokeDetector k
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
@ShadowWizard That message is not a report.
 
rene
rene
1:26 PM
@ShadowWizard wait ... WUT? I saw what you did there ...
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
hides
 
user202362
I can see you
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
calling swarm of bees to come over and cover @rene
 
rene
rene
pokes
 
hichris123
hichris123
Is something going on here that I should know about?
 
rene
rene
1:28 PM
No... not really ....
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@hichris123 as usual, I provoke weird things. @Bart isn't involved this time. :D
 
rene
rene
We're having bees
4
 
Bart
Bart
staying out of everything
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
haha, you better!
 
user202362
!!/blame
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
1:30 PM
@Telkitty It's Sumurai8's fault.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
!!/‮aet
 
hichris123
hichris123
!!/tea
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
@hichris123 brews a cup of green tea for @hichris123
 
Unix
Unix
!!/brown
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
lolz
 
user202362
1:34 PM
!!/brownie
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
@Telkitty Brown!
 
Unix
Unix
!!/greenie
!!/catpics
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
>>disable @Unix
 
user202362
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
@SmokeDetector It is :(
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
1:57 PM
It always is... ):
 
hichris123
hichris123
Did the bees attack you @rene?
 
bjb568
bjb568
Hey, they're just sharing the love.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@hichris123 attack?? You must mean pollinate. Though without other flower around, they might take a while to find where to transfer @rene's pollens to.
 
bjb568
bjb568
Sep 14 '15 at 11:23, by tchrist
No flirting in this chat.
2
 
user202362
 
user202362
2:06 PM
In case you are not nerdy enough
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
Flirt++
 
bjb568
bjb568
2:23 PM
flirt<<3
Ah crank'd up flirt'n' with an ohd'r o' mahwgnitood.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
var flirt = new Promise(function (fulfil, reject) {
    MakeYourMove.then(function() {
        fulfil("hooray!");
    }, function() {
        reject("try again!");
    });
});
4
 
bjb568
bjb568
yield new Flirt(opt, yield);
 
tchrist
tchrist
2:38 PM
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A: What does 'wear-wite' mean?

John GarsideI have a tea spoon that as the words stamped on the back, WEAR-Wit stainless nickel silver Sheffield, anyone know when it was made I am now 67 years old and I can rember using it when I was a small child.

 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris Your flexbox absolute bug is in Chrome 52. You better unbreak DD's layout before it ships in main Chrome.
May 15 at 20:55, by bjb568
May 2 at 1:35, by bjb568
@hichris you guys broke flexbox with position absolute
According to the calendar, you have 2 weeks to fix it, @hichris
Don't break the DevDoodle.
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
So Meta.SO is no longer read-only, but there is no explanation from @StackStatus/Nick.
 
bjb568
bjb568
o_0
the SE mystery befuddles Taverners
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@AstroCB how long was it in read only mode?
Usually they don't explain if it's less than hour or so
 
user202362
2:54 PM
@AstroCB you can ask oded, if you are really interested
 
bjb568
bjb568
@ShadowWizard Quite a while.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@bjb568 so yeah, think it's fair to ask @Oded what happened. :)
 
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3:09 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer, link at end of answer: Who runs www.bitcoin.org? by Satoshi Tominaga Nakamoto on bitcoin.stackexchange.com …
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of answer: It is possible to run a timer job in Office 365 online? by Maria Grazia Merlo on sharepoint.stackexchange.com …
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 Don't blame me!
 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris123 fixitfixitfixit!
Like, can't you just git bisect it? Shouldn't be too hard.
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
@ShadowWizard I just noticed it was back (when I sent that message), but I'm pretty sure it went out around 5:40 EST
*EDT
So around 5h?
@Telkitty Ah, didn't see that he posted
 
bjb568
bjb568
3:25 PM
Night!
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 Currently not able to do that...
 
TIPS
TIPS
Astro's back.
@bjb568 Day!
 
rene
rene
@ShadowWizard over 2 hours
 
TIPS
TIPS
@ShadowWizard Under 2 hours
 
rene
rene
@ShadowWizard see this
@TIPS it felt like over 2 hours :(
 
Unix
Unix
3:46 PM
LOL
Just ran YouAreAnIdiot
now i haz bouncing self-duplicating browser windows...
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
4:43 PM
@rene oh, why did you delete it?
@TIPS Under 2 beds
 
meatball
meatball
That angry Scottish granddad... :D
 
rene
rene
@ShadowWizard at the moment I posted it, Oded pinged me that it was resolved, it was down to the second. I even believe he watched the draft from me being saved so he could time it perfectly ...
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@rene heh, I doubt even devs can see drafts, it's stored on some external cache... ;)
 
rene
rene
Oded is special ... he sess ...
 
Oded
Oded
5:35 PM
@bjb568 @ShadowWizard @AstroCB - a spate of timeouts on the MSO database was followed by the code believing the DB was in R/O mode and then switching it to R/O.
There were alerts in the dev chat room, but... Sunday.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@Oded so feature request: send SMS messages when it happens... ;)
 
Sumurai8
Sumurai8
Hook up a drone that pathfinds to the closest dev you can find whenever it happens.
3
In fact, dream up an algorithm that finds the optimal route between all devs that need to be notified, then let the drone fly that route!
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
Build AI that can fix bugs on its own.
 
Oded
Oded
@ShadowWizard it happens so rarely... I suspect that we will add an SRE alert, so the on-call will be notified.
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@Oded SRE?
 
Oded
Oded
5:41 PM
Site Reliability Engineering
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
oh, a team?
 
Oded
Oded
The team that ensures... site reliability :)
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
lol
 
Oded
Oded
Yeah - mix of Windows/*nix admins + devops + network admins
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
@Oded whoa, big team... George, Greg, Jason, Mark, Tom, Shane, and Xavier
And Kyle leading them all ;)
 
Oded
Oded
5:45 PM
Yeah - we have a bunch of assets and we need to make sure everything is working (across 2 data centers).
 
Shadow Wizard
Shadow Wizard
Fair enough!
 
AstroCB
AstroCB
6:00 PM
@Oded Ah, thanks for the info.
 
user315433
6:23 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All of this user's posts are spam: user 117157 on security.stackexchange.com
 
user315433
6:34 PM
^ user nuked
 
bjb568
bjb568
Am sick; can't sleep; feel bad.
 
user315433
For me, this is where it usually goes from "wow exotic country" to "what am I doing here"
 
user315433
I need to figure out a way for our internal stuff to stop calling me Timothy. Only my mother called me Timothy, and there was usually fire.
Tweeted by tinkertim on July 10, 2016 at 6:35 PM
 
user315433
Something to keep in mind for presumable Town Hall #3, if Timothy shows up there.
 
TIPS
TIPS
For Timothy.
@Bookend I need to remember this.
 
user315433
6:46 PM
Now what's his middle initial....
 
user315433
A randomly found Timothy Post is also an expat (USA -> Russia).
 
TIPS
TIPS
@Bookend That guy looks way militarier and grandpaer than our own Timothy.
Although I guess (USA + RUS)/2 = PHL
Or whatever is the short for Philippines.
 
tchrist
tchrist
@Bookend Can you blame him? Timothy is a much better name than Pat.
 
 
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nicael
nicael
8:07 PM
@TIPS Just checking the bounty-submit form you can find that constructing such a snippet would suffice: $.ajax({"type":"POST","url":"/posts/bounty/start/{question-id}",data:{"fkey":St‌​ackExchange.options.user.fkey,"bountyamount":"{amount}","noticetype":"{here's the notice number go!}","custommessage":"some-message-there"}})
A plain bounty form could be found, for example, there: meta.stackexchange.com/posts/bounty/1
That's a pity this can't start a bounty on meta still.
 
hichris123
hichris123
8:46 PM
→ 3 messages moved to Sandbox
 
Quill
Quill
9:16 PM
Word to the wise, don't live a piece of chicken inside your work bag until it goes bad....
 
 
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Quill
Quill
10:47 PM
Oh my, the LL mod room froze
 

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