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user315433

12:14 AM

@Quill Your profile still offers invites to Deep Web.

user315433

What sites did the answers go to?

Jon Ericson

@sandwich It's called irony.

;-)

user315433

I see one that went to Tor.

Jon Ericson

@sandwich I've only migrated to Tor so far. I'm still looking.

John

12:44 AM

@Quill in your "about me" it says "if you want an invitation to deep web private beta, ping me in chat" Since deep web has been closed, perhaps you should remove that from your "about me" section of your profile?

@Quill in your "about me" it says "if you want an invitation to deep web private beta, ping me in chat" Since deep web private beta no longer exists, perhaps you should remove that from your "about me" section of your profile?

Quill

@John it closed like an hour ago, and I'm also working

I bet the Tor mods are enjoying the cherry pickings of Deep Web

Shog9

Like a cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

Quill

That could've been a good Haiku

user202362

1:27 AM

hichris123

Aww, I guess AU won't be great again.

Quill

@JonEricson Some might be on-topic for Security.SE. I wrote a nice answer about staying safe on the Deep Web that they might like

JamesENL

@hichris123 why is that?

hichris123

2 hours ago, by hichris123

> Make Askubuntu Great Again

Candidate withdrew.

JamesENL

I read AU as Australia

my bad

hichris123

1:34 AM

Ah, yeah, well you are a citizen of the land down under.

JamesENL

WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN THUNDER!!!

Quill

I laughed, but maybe a little context is worthwhile ;)

JamesENL

Men At Work - Down Under

►

Jesus that video is weird

user202362

what down under, we are up and above!

user202362

1:41 AM

see

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title, blacklisted website in body, blacklisted website in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: healthflyup.com/vita-luminance/ by auroraJIL on arduino.stackexchange.com …

bleh

hey,

What is that thing on area 51

For darknet and DMSO?

JamesENL

sd k

John

!!/blame Shadow wizard

SmokeDetector

@John It's bleh's fault.

bleh

1:57 AM

Why me?

lol

Henry WH Hack

Is @SmokeDetector open source?

Yo bot guy can I see your code?

Is there anyway to make the bot talk to you?

hichris123

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@hichris123 I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Quill

@hichris123 prepare to be titled bot guy for the rest of your life

Henry WH Hack

2:16 AM

@SmokeDetector Ah thank you my good friend. :)

People give the bot more respect.

hichris123

@Quill Well, I can coax the bots a little. ;P

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body: It needs to stay slightly elevated in the air by Thrintessets69 on drupal.stackexchange.com …

Henry WH Hack

2:32 AM

What's happy hour?

!!/events

Please work.

Maybe !!/help will work.

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Henry WH Hack

@SmokeDetector :O

I made smokedetector do something.

!!/status

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack Running since 02:29:56 UTC (13 minutes)

Henry WH Hack

!!/willibenotified 201 askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack No, you won't be notified for that site in that room.

Henry WH Hack

2:46 AM

@SmokeDetector Why. :(

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack That's not a report.

Henry WH Hack

@SmokeDetector How are you?

How about security stackexchange?

!!/willibenotified 89 security.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack No, you won't be notified for that site in that room.

Henry WH Hack

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack plz send teh coffee

Henry WH Hack

2:53 AM

location

!!/location

SmokeDetector

@HenryWHHack Raspberry Pi

hichris123

Can you... stop @HenryWHHack?

user315433

3:08 AM

Korean Language site was already at 100% commitment on May 24. Still not launched.

user202362

look, I am totally not a cat

SmokeDetector

4:10 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Testosterone Booster unless they take an estrogen suppressant by Gilonecozz on security.stackexchange.com …

user315433

in CoGro Musings, 5 hours ago, by Jon Ericson

Nothing I know of has as high a satisfaction to uselessness ratio as clearing flags on a site that's just been shut down.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What is online money? by gertruderay on superuser.com …

user315433

Ratio? If the denominator (uselessness) is large, it shouldn't be high.

Quill

there was flags on Deep Web? I haven't seen any review items for a few days

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: What is meant by "Country of residence" in Australian Visa Application form? by Yanny on travel.stackexchange.com …

bacon

4:29 AM

hi kat

bjb568

Hallo

Quill

2

:(

bacon

Wow, that's a difficult choice

bjb568

@soup Either he means low or he means product.

user315433

@Quill There are enough Australians here to get your own event started, Happy Hour Down Under.

user315433

4:31 AM

At a more reasonable time than 9-10 on Saturday morning.

bjb568

Yeah, there should be another one at a 12h offset.

Would support.

Quill

meh, I like Happy Hour as is

I have a 3 hour math exam next week as well ;-;

user315433

That's what the true happiness is.

bjb568

Yup.

Quill

also speaking of reasonable, the Meta Town Hall was at 5am here

bacon

4:37 AM

It was 3am when it started here...

user315433

My two biggest challenges with remote work: 1) distractions and 2) remembering to whether to subtract 1 or 3 from meeting times.

Tweeted by jlericson on June 8, 2016 at 11:46 PM

user315433

Try remembering whether to subtract 11 or 13...

user315433

... and what to do with the day of week then.

Quill

I have World Clock pinned to my desktop

user315433

SE should announce meeting times in UTC if they are that dedicated to remote work.

Quill

4:40 AM

declaring the meeting times isn't the issue, it's trying to pick a suitable one for the others in the meeting

user315433

12:00 UTC

SmokeDetector

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, link following arrow in body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: VitaPulse :- testosteronesboosterweb.com/vitapulse-reviews/ by almawe on askubuntu.com (@kos) …

Quill

the duck lol

user202362

5:23 AM

Kiwi != duck

Quill

oh lol

SmokeDetector

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SmokeDetector

5:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Juvalux Face Cream with everything and anything by ullinsbozac on arduino.stackexchange.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted username, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: the day thus clearlybeing Oct twenty flowering by acro jurina on superuser.com …

[ SmokeDetector ] URL-only title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, pattern-matching website in title: advancedtrimsite.com/beard-czar/ by milozmcoy on askubuntu.com (@kos) …

JamesENL

6:16 AM

sd 4k

sd k

Severus Tux

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@SeverusTux I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

Severus Tux

!!/alive

SmokeDetector

@SeverusTux ... did I miss something?

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JamesENL

6:37 AM

sd k

SmokeDetector

7:06 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Forskolin Supreme Diet by lawerrwnee on superuser.com …

Bart

7:29 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/37718706/…

SmokeDetector

8:13 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Mostly non-Latin body, mostly non-Latin title: Не грузится тор by maxim.sssd on tor.stackexchange.com …

Derpy

9:16 AM

OK, now all I need is a space ship equipped with warp drives and I can finally escape ShrePoint once and for all.

Shadow Wizard

9:46 AM

@HenryWHHack You should come to the Den, it got an awesome bot that can flip you.

in Shadow's Den, 7 secs ago, by FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (づ๑ਊ๑)┛︵ʞɔɐH HM ʎɹuǝH

@John haha, as always! But glad you stopped spamming.... :D

Shadow Wizard

10:28 AM

!!/kill the silence

user202362

Shadow Wizard

SmokeDetector

11:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Old -versus- New- Mobile Home that should carry Homeowners insurance? by Andrew Smoak on money.stackexchange.com …

user202362

12:42 PM

@ShadowWizard 'you know what I got for Christmas? Fat, I got fat' the cat says

Shadow Wizard

lol

Quill

1:00 PM

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 42 secs ago, by Duga

[StackExchange/StackExchange.DataExplorer] tms created pull request #77: Add SEDE SQL tutorial to merge tms/StackExchange.DataExplorer/tutorial into...

yay SEDE updates

Lord of dark

1:17 PM

Hey, can I have stars for no reason ?

user202362

no reason for you doesn't mean no reason for someone else

Quill

@Lordofdark what's a star?

Bart

Hey, can I have stars for no reason ?

4

Lord of dark

@Quill Something that makes you appear on the star board

Quill

@Bart what's a star?

Bart

1:21 PM

@Quill Something that makes you appear on the star board

I think this pretty much sums up my general contribution to this chat

Quill

shitposting and trolling is still contributing, just not a good kind ;)

user315433

1:52 PM

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Brain Booster Formula by Marina Philips on superuser.com …

user202362

2:09 PM

@soup if I feel like grilling you, will you be a docile eggplant?

user202362

omg looks delicious, maybe I am hungry

user202362

2:29 PM

Curiosity - the deeper you want to bury something, the greater desire people get to dig it out

Bart

2:49 PM

@Telkitty damn you and your food. I have to be at work for another hour and a half ...

hichris123

3:02 PM

Looks like the AU election actually has 3 suitable candidates now.

Jon Ericson

5:33 PM

@soup Yeah. When I need to meet with jmac or Tim Post, I sometimes do have other timezone math. (Twitter isn't the best forum for completeness. ;-)

Infinite Recursion

6:00 PM

@ShadowWizard :O

Shadow Wizard

6:47 PM

@InfiniteRecursion lol, beware @bjb! ;)

hichris123

Sometimes I think the response to anything in the SOCVR is "make a meta post!" Not exactly the worst idea in the world, but there is such a thing as common sense...

Shadow Wizard

@hichris123 reminds me of Life Hacks and wet wipes.... :-D

hichris123

7:03 PM

@ShadowWizard I... don't remeber that one?

rene

7:32 PM

@hichris123 good point! Let me write a meta-post about that ...

John

!!/amiprivileged

SmokeDetector

@John No, you are not a privileged user. See the Privileges wiki page for information on what privileges are and what is expected.

John

7:52 PM

Is reputation enough to get privileged, or are there other requirements?

rene

@John I think they expect you don't !!/allspam every single user in the network but beyond that you could request access if you have 300 rep.

But maybe check in charcoal-hq chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/11540/charcoal-hq because I'm not the one deciding that

In SOCVR I only grant SD privilege above 1000 rep

Shadow Wizard

8:32 PM

@hichris123 well...

Mar 30 at 20:54, by 404

Wait until LifeHacks graduates and gets a design full of baby wipes, etc.

And there's @Bart as well...

Oct 8 '15 at 8:04, by Bart

Nah, doesn't involve baby wipes.

And my #1 favorite...

May 29 '15 at 13:47, by Jason C

"Baby wipes. Used for a keyboard. Therefore, lifehack." BOOM

that said, will @JasonC be back? @Inf what do you think?

John

9:38 PM

!!/help

SmokeDetector

@John I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.

hichris123

10:15 PM

@rene Hahaha don't you dare... ;P

Quill

3

A: How do I check form validity with angularjs?

form directive in module ng Directive that instantiates FormController. If the name attribute is specified, the form controller is published onto the current scope under this name. Alias: ngForm In Angular, forms can be nested. This means that the outer form is valid when all of the child f...

literally just copied the whole answer from the docs

hichris123

But but but it says "source"!

You could either edit it or mod-flag it.

Quill

or I could just complain and not have to deal with another declined mod flag

Quill

10:45 PM

48

A: Add a red tooltip signaling that the "offensive" flag is a nuke

I've never been completely happy with how we show these options in the flag dialog. For context, here they are (captured from here on Meta): Someone with a trained UX eye can probably point out why I don't think they're optimal. They are, as you put it, nukes, and any context on how or when th...

ooh pretty answer

Quill

11:18 PM

londontechnologyweek.co.uk/event/tech-talent-developing-future

hichris123

Is this the 'all @Quill show'?

Quill

wut.... maybe

hichris123

I'll leave you to your monologue then...

user315433

11:36 PM

Although not stated there, Spanish Language Detection also works for Russian.

user315433

(With a pop-up directing to ru.SO, naturally)

user315433

This would cut down on the number of "mostly non-Latin body" reports on SO, except that we already gave up on those.

Quill

A 14k user should oh damnit — Will 4 hours ago

hichris123

@soup Japanese should work too (if it's been implemented already).

user315433

But nobody's asking questions in Japanese, even on ja.SO

hichris123

11:40 PM

Also, Shog kinda stole credit here... I think this was jmac's project.

user315433

Shog9

It's still @jmac's project, but... It'll be a little bit before he wakes up yet and can provide an authoritative answer there.

user315433

^^ What I get after copying a question title from ja.SO to SO. It's a mixed bag of welcome.

Shog9

I'm all hungry for arugula now

hichris123

@Shog9 You might want to change the "I"s then there...

Shog9

11:45 PM

@hichris123 that refers to something specific

Not arugula though

hichris123

> Preemptive: yes, I could be a lot more clever here and reduce false positives considerably

Really, you mean jmac could be a lot more clever. :P

Shog9

referring to the pattern-matching

jmac is being clever by picking non-overlapping sets of words among the two languages

hichris123

But somehow you're not being clever...

Shog9

the fact that they also happen to match quite a lot of English titles is the problem being raised in the question I'm answering there, and this could be addressed with additional cleverness... Indeed, my original implementation required multiple matches and was much less prone to such events. However, it also matched fewer PT and ES titles, which negated the purpose of this test.

Quill

he's not being clever by stealing jmac's sweet meta rep points... oh wait

Shog9

11:49 PM

Hence the purpose of my preemptive note: not looking for suggestions that'll improve accuracy here, since accuracy when it comes to English isn't the point.

hichris123

Well you don't really want to confuse people a ton.

Shog9

My napkin estimate has < 100 users hitting these over the course of a month, so not overly worried here

hichris123

One thing that would be nice is a non-latin warning (like what @soup said), apparently a lot of folks like to post Russian questions/answers.

user315433

But it's there (for Cyrillic), I checked.

user315433

If a question title is in Hindi, I don't know what to tell them.

Shog9

11:56 PM