> Dear -----,
> I cannot read this email because of the severe underusage of punctuation. Please consider using more commas; they will vastly improve your ability to communicate. Also, the fact that you are using unnecessarily elevated diction clashes with the meaning of the piece and causes you, as the speaker, to appear excessively pretentious and pedantic. Thank you for your understanding.
> Allah akubar.
> Sincerely,
> Billy Bob Joe