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7:17 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: How Does item Work For You? by onietofilvjpr on stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu-

cv-plz virus stackoverflow.com/q/32779517/2821954

DragonLord the Fiery

@AndrewT. Flagged for migration to Super User.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Could White Magic Really Make Me A Muscle Machine? by john poling on superuser.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector you should totally hire Gandalf for that.

user163250

7:22 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Does item has any Side impacts? by onietofilvjpr on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: VideoJS not working on mobile by muaz on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body: How to get the common row of ManyToMany relationship tables by SooCheng Koh on stackoverflow.com

user163250

sd why

@Cupcake [:4063988] There is no why data for that post (anymore).

user163250

7:28 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

7:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Look at the packet the cap top by ammadroy1379 on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: Was the place I mean framework is being by kashafapril on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Can anyone recommend me a FIFA 16 Premier League Sqaud under 25k coins? by Angelababy on gaming.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user163250

@SmokeDetector why

Title - Position 27-71: FIFA 16 Premier League Sqaud under 25k coins
Body - Position 27-87: FIFA 16 BPL Squad under 25k coins, because the fifa 16 coins

7:57 AM

Ha @Cupcake nice comment you left here but we might have scared away the OP...

user163250

Meh, he got the answer that he sought.

user163250

Our job there is done.

:D

Evil cupcake is evil

user163250

I think you might have made it extra scary with this though,

user163250

7:59 AM

> Let's hope the meta effect doesn't attract more users that agree with the commenters.

user163250

lol

user163250

I can imagine his reaction being something along the lines of

user163250

OH NOES!

user163250

PANIC!

Yeah, but still Evil cupcake is evil

8:00 AM

TIL: cupcakes and flowers are bullies

user163250

MUA HA HA HA HA! >:D

that ^^

user163250

The innocent looking ones are always the most dangerous.

Life lesson...

Life hack...

8:04 AM

Nah, doesn't involve baby wipes.

user163250

lol

@Bart can't be. Everything involves baby wipes.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: the way of the dinosaurs death by julia bina on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

With all that investment money we could propose to send out baby-wipes for every rant on meta....

8:13 AM

Oh my...

> Thank in advantage.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: How To Research and Select The Right Skin Care Product by godywels on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Firmacare Face Therapy by CecilHick on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: Increases the size of breasts! by maliknstrait on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Does Genesis 9:5 say that God holds animals accountable for killing humans? by Wouter M. on christianity.stackexchange.com

user163250

8:21 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

bob

anyone with 10k+ on SU?

user163250

Dragon Lord.

user163250

Lord of Dragons.

bob

Was enjoying the hilarity of sending this off to people, only for it to be deleted :(

superuser.com/questions/979796/…

user163250

@SmokeDetector fp

8:22 AM

@Cupcake Registered answer as false positive.

8:32 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Best way to start earning coins in fifa 16 by Angelababy on gaming.stackexchange.com

spam seed: gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/239061/… (already flagged for mod attention asking to nuke account)

user163250

Yeah, I noticed that the URL is fifaah.com with 2 As, not fifa like it should be.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: MY COLLEGE WIFI KEEPS ON DROPPING AND WONT CONNECT by Varun Jamwal on elementaryos.stackexchange.com

no account there ...

user163250

@ShadowWizard the use of goo.gl is kind of a dead giveaway, lol

user163250

8:35 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Cupcake Blacklisted user.

@Cupcake yup, I didn't even bother to click it

9:20 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body: How to get the common row of ManyToMany relationship tables by SooCheng Koh on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: READ_COMMITTED/SERIALIZABLE by user5412028 on stackoverflow.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector why

@Cupcake There is no why data for that post (anymore).

Praxis Ashelin

@SmokeDetector cv that one

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: OAUTH2 PROVIDERKEY EXTERNALLOGININFO C# MVC 5 by BSE on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Moodle ByPass Login Screen by adadadad on stackoverflow.com

9:36 AM

cv-plz general computing stackoverflow.com/questions/32916385/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: Illustrator: Change the colors of a symbol by user52164 on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

cv-plz ??? stackoverflow.com/questions/32885860/whats-this-strange-page

tl;dr cv-plz virus (i'm outta here)

@AndrewT. VTC'd with a custom reason. It's not a tool request like the other close-voters suggested.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Building Exercises - 5 Exercises To Increase Muscle Stimulation And Growth by judithmann on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: SAP FICO Online Training by Asra Doglos on stackoverflow.com

sd 2tpu-

9:52 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted user: are you interested for informatica online training? by sukiakki on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: What’s inside product? by lupenmjuriya on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted user: Best way to start earning coins in fifa 16 by Angelababy on gaming.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user202362

user202362

Seems legit right?

user202362

10:02 AM

Until ...

user202362

user163250

Honestly, the language is suspiciously vague too.

user202362

I almost thought it's because my credit card expired, then I remembered to check the sender's email address

user163250

"We did something negative to your account, but you can reverse it by submitting your account details as soon as possible!"

user202362

speak of which I actually don't have a paypal account with that email address, lol

user163250

10:06 AM

user163250

lol

user163250

Kitteh, quick, your PayPal account at kitteh@stackoverflow.com has been limited! Please send all of your account information to i.can.haz.cupcake@gmail.com as soon as possible!

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: non-blocking mass-pinger for testing by firozaalam02 on serverfault.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector why

@Cupcake Body - Position 88-97: top8pm.in

user202362

10:10 AM

user163250

:O

user163250

DON'T EAT CUPCAKE!

@SmokeDetector That user added another answer that is also spam. Flagged both.

user163250

I STILL HAZ MUCH BULLYING LEFT TO DO!

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user202362

10:12 AM

~~//!lick~~ bot's down?

@SmokeDetector Maybe "www.shiftingsolutions.in" should also be added to the blacklist?

user163250

!!/alive

@Cupcake You doubt me?

user163250

Yes.

user163250

Kitteh, you dyslexic much?

user163250

10:13 AM

!!/lick

@Cupcake licks ice cream cone

!!/test www.shiftingsolutions.in

> Would not be caught for title, body and username.

user202362

:'(

!bjb lick the ice cream and cupcake

user202362

10:14 AM

aww shucks he isn't here

user163250

What the heck?

user163250

I keep trying to type :O

user163250

But it's not going through.

user163250

:O

user202362

10:15 AM

O:

user163250

Must be an anti-duplication filter.

user202362

Ö

@SmokeDetector Hey, this is interesting. That account is "Member for 52 days". Spammer made the account almost 2 months ago.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Fuck you downvoting bastards sons of bitches,motherfuckers by Dragon Lord on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

10:21 AM

^ lol what

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Our daily rant just came in...

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: The Most Popular Accelerin by karlsjimenez on stackoverflow.com

user163250

I think I instinctively hit the spam flag on that one instead of the offensive flag, by accident...

user163250

Oops...

user163250

10:23 AM

Yup, spam flag, lol.

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

Stack Exchange Survival Rule #1: calm down before you post.

user163250

Honestly, I didn't downvote you. The system did it for me. — Andrew T. 3 mins ago

user163250

LOL

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: downvoting means dont know the answer and make users to hate SO by Dragon Lord on meta.stackexchange.com

10:26 AM

Stack Exchange Survival Rule #0: Don't get upset, get better.

5

user163250

I don't get to do as I wish on my father's property. He gets very cranky when I try. — Pëkka 8 mins ago

@Bart I'm willing to consider that rule #1, and then make my rule rule #2.. or just an addendum.

Then again, as programmers maybe we should start counting at 0.

user163250

Poof

user163250

I've deleted your last comment. Be civil. — Oded ♦ 13 secs ago

Boom

user163250

10:28 AM

Oded laying down TEH BAN HAMMER!

so many hate, so many anger... and I'm just playing Angry Bird now

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: really that sounds by buyte.yuuie on drupal.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

Just take a step back from your computer. You are so upset that you might misinterpret our effort to give some feedback. — rene 2 mins ago

user163250

@chmod711telkitty ...don't make him even more upset! lol

10:30 AM

Now let's hope they take Rene's advice.

user202362

I am trying to, not sure he's capable of being more upset ...

user202362

I wonder if there is a limit to the amount of anger you feel

I just checked the profile on SO... no down votes visible?

that's why... I also confused

user163250

Probably deleted.

10:31 AM

@rene such users usually delete the question after first downvote

Hmm, OK

user202362

Oo my last comment was deleted ..

user202362

by oded presumably

user163250

@chmod711telkitty yes kitteh, because you were kicking the man when he was already down.

user163250

Rubbing salt into the wound.

10:32 AM

The whole thing is gone. But.... what did you say, @chmod711telkitty?

user163250

Bad kitteh, bad bad kitteh!

user163250

@S.L.Barth nothing terrible, but nothing that really helped either, lol

user202362

@S.L.Barth I asked how many more questions does he get to ask before his meta account gets deleted too

Meh, in that state of mind they could not be helped.

user202362

@Cupcake but he should have known that this is going to happen?

10:34 AM

surprisingly, his account isn't suspended

@chmod711telkitty Quite a few actually.... Meta is more lenient than main.

user202362

nope, it's not

user202362

I am question banned

Of course a few more rants like that, and they would get a suspension to cool down.

user163250

...

10:35 AM

standby on MSO

user163250

Kitteh...you're question banned on MSE?

@chmod711telkitty On MSE? Really?

user202362

I don't even have that many downvoted questions!

user202362

Maybe I am bullied

10:37 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title: INTERESTING PARABOLA WITH CIRCLE by navin murarka on math.stackexchange.com

user202362

this is not fair

user163250

> PLEASE GIVE A DETAILED SOLUTION

user163250

HOW ABOUT NO?

Doesn't it have a "Homework dump" flag?

user202362

seriously why am I question banned??

user163250

10:38 AM

@chmod711telkitty poke Shog and find out.

user202362

shog is not here speaking of which

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/questions/267579/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Cogniflex Make certain that you are getting good by Kaitlyn Craigue on meta.stackexchange.com

you can still poke his head though

user202362

maybe he's shy because he shared too much personal info yesterday

10:41 AM

@chmod711telkitty like what?

user202362

Like all his tomato plants and half of his pear tree got eaten by deer

user202362

he might be embarrassed that deer out-smarted him

user202362

Now thinking about it, I am really getting all the unfair treatment

user202362

I got banned from a chat for 7 days for posting a cat picture

@chmod711telkitty let me guess. A pussy-cat?

user163250

10:46 AM

So I've heard.

user202362

then getting question banned on meta for having only 4 net downvoted questions amongst 7 net upvoted ones

@chmod711telkitty you forget to mention your deleted downvoted questions, which I'm 99% sure you have.

(I remember downvoting some pointless rants you made regarding chat for example)

user202362

I don't remember that I deleted any, not recently (in the past 12 months)

@chmod711telkitty not you, diamonds or high rep members who didn't see any value in keeping pointless rant around.

user163250

Maybe if you ask Shog real nice, he'll let you out of the ban a little.

user202362

10:48 AM

NOTHING good ever come out of asking shog

user202362

Nothing ever

@chmod711telkitty he might tell you what happened to the other half of his pear tree

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Building Muscle Is Easy by user52879 on drupal.stackexchange.com

user202362

I hope the deer population around his area drastically increase next year.

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: How To Increase the level of essential hormones? by maliknstrait on stackoverflow.com

user202362

10:51 AM

I mean ... do you not think that I am getting the unfair treatment?

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Chaining Tasks with async/await by gautam on codereview.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd 2tpu

user163250

Damnit

1. [:4064356] Blacklisted user.
2. [:4064354] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user163250

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user163250

10:52 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@chmod711telkitty no I don't. You were well aware you'll be downvoted, you even openly admit you're trolling sometimes. So...

user163250

!!/rmblu codereview.stackexchange.com/users/86356/gautam

@Cupcake User removed from blacklist (86356 on codereview.stackexchange.com).

Q: What can I do when getting "We are no longer accepting questions/answers from this account"?

Left a comment for the user to explain them a bit about how SE works.

user202362

@ShadowWizard yeah & someone told me I have to be net downvoted on 6-7 questions before I get question banned on meta

user202362

10:56 AM

and I have 500+ reps

user202362

@jnat do you know how the meta question ban is calculated?

JNat

209

Do not repost the question you were about to ask until you have READ EVERYTHING WE ARE ABOUT TO TELL YOU. While trying to ask a question, one could get: We are no longer accepting questions from this account. See the Help Center to learn more. Likewise, for answers: We are no longe...

bjb568

nomnom @Cupcake gone

user163250

:O

@chmod711telkitty even if he knew, it better be kept secret.

I do know it's far more "relaxed" than other sites

user163250

11:02 AM

I remember seeing it stated somewhere that someone has to work pretty hard to ever be banned on MSE.

user202362

I am on the edgy of rage quitting

user202362

but rage quitting would never work

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard pizza

user202362

The only way to quit is 1) find an addictive game or 2) find a series of extremely interesting novels

Mooseman

11:08 AM

@ShadowWizard Well played, sir, well played

:D

user202362

Or before I am going on my one week hiking holiday next year

@chmod711telkitty Candy Crush Saga

user202362

yeah right very funny

well, it's known to be addictive

(it got my wife ☹)

user202362

11:10 AM

:D

user202362

Shadow beaten by Candy Crush Sage :p

hey, not funny!

:P

User with longest name arrived!

user202362

that's it! I am quitting SE right before I go on my holiday but after I have found at least 5 interesting novels (to be done in the next 12 months)

hmm... 🍕 looks tasty?

@chmod711telkitty but please, no rage ;)

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Pejorative for a room of low quality (esp. prison cell) by Danny Rodriguez on english.stackexchange.com

user202362

11:14 AM

@ShadowWizard I only know 1 case of successful rage quitting amongst 10-20 of attempted ones

user202362

It's not that I would not rage quit, but the chance of succeeding is so small, it would be silly for me to try

user202362

because then I come back & you will just all sit there and laugh at me ~_~

user163250

@SmokeDetector fp

@Cupcake Registered answer as false positive.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps body, all-caps title, korean character in title: 바카라사이트【ＣＮＵ９００.ＣＯＭ】우리카지노 by sdfsdf on math.stackexchange.com

user163250

@SmokeDetector @tchrist false positive, but interesting question and answer, if you're interested in taking a look.

user163250

11:23 AM

A "shithole" is definitely appropriate for describing a low-quality location, but I'm not so sure that it's normal to refer to a prison-cell as such. Prisons aren't really expected to be high-quality places to spend time in to begin with. To call a prison cell a "shithole" would seem to suggest that there exist cells that aren't low-quality, which is why the usage of the word in that context seems a little odd. — Cupcake 4 mins ago

user163250

Damnit.

user163250

Can't edit or delete anymore.

user163250

Updated link and comment: english.stackexchange.com/questions/278681/…

@chmod711telkitty please define a "successful rage quit". What exactly you expect to happen? Rash of people knocking on your door with flowers, pleading you to come back?

SPArchaeologist

This was reported by Microsoft SharePoint color palate tool, run on an Out Of Box template.

user202362

11:32 AM

@ShadowWizard umm ... succeeding in quitting & never come back?

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: another effective Muscle Building by user458963 on askubuntu.com

user163250

sd tpu-

user202362

@ShadowWizard if you come back after rage quit, you just raged but didn't quit

user202362

that's very loserish, can't even quit something properly

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: How do I check if a sentence contains a certain word in Python and then perform an action? by swagsloth on stackoverflow.com

user163250

11:38 AM

sd tpu-

user202362

So in order to successfully quit, you need plan ahead & calculate ...

@chmod711telkitty yup, that would be just sad.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Oozie coordinator done fag with variable in uri-template by herder on stackoverflow.com

rofl!

@SmokeDetector ignore edited

@ShadowWizard Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Hacker for hire by Falcon Peterson on apple.stackexchange.com

user163250

11:52 AM

sd tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Healthy Ways To Lose Weight Forever by user506935 on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: What Sorts Of Benefits Will I Get If I Use item? by mariellamcgillivraycyaq on stackoverflow.com

sd 2tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Does item has any Side impacts? by mariellamcgillivraycyaq on meta.stackexchange.com

user163250

sd tpu-

same spammer account

12:03 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: to open of capacity of your by user306982 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: TABLEAU Online Training by junpyo on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Ultimate Brain Booster Formula by Benrodriguez on drupal.stackexchange.com

PeterJ

sd 3tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: thus you get more content state of mind by zilyli juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Accelerin Improve Brain Functioning With Adderall by charlottevictoria on stackoverflow.com

12:32 PM

sd 2tpu

1. [:4064529] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
2. [:4064520] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

fat-chance "Half Million Questions" Party Request by Jon Mark Perry on meta.math.stackexchange.com

huh?

Why is the chance fat?

user259867

Mathematicians hate fun more than programmers do.

This doesn't explain the poor fate of the chance...

user259867

12:37 PM

Considering -7 on that meta post.

Infinite Recursion

Ok... Now that I took the time to write an answer here, I checked your profile - I strongly suspect you already know all this. Which just leaves me more confused; what problem are you trying to solve? — Shog9 ♦ 9 hours ago

user202362

@ShadowWizard are you calling chance fat? :p

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@chmod711telkitty not me, @Mice did! ;)

user259867

12:56 PM

SE has a new team: Developer Insights. No description of what they do. classified

Wow

WAIT

WHERE'S THE ANIMATIONS?

@MiceElf well, "Senior Consultant" is pretty clear.

user259867

Gone with the redesign of that page.

He gives SE the ideas.

user202362

new team remember, people have not yet moved so no animation :p

user259867

12:57 PM

My first impression was that ideas involved blue meth somehow.

A: Would like to see more employee animations

2

Before it's closed, I wanted to stash all the past animations but alas, they changed the whole source to some dynamic picture creator and archive.org is borked when it comes to jQuery. I was able to salvage some via Google, if anyone can find more please add them as well. Thanks! Since it's goi...

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

I see jQuery

Woah wait

Why's there "thanks" on @Sha's question?