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user259867

12:01 AM

> Random info: Stack Overflow renders comments for a question (on average) 23,195.47 times per minute. -- Nick Craver at 4:59 PM - 23 Sep 2015 via Twitter

tchrist

No comment.

bjb568

For DD, there's 19 indent levels for question rendering, about 5 of them are for comments.

SmokeDetector

12:18 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理麦克马斯特大学毕业证成绩单学历认证McMaster University by uesxn82 on travel.stackexchange.com

user259867

!!/report-rude cooking.stackexchange.com/a/61995

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to thicken Chili without compromising flavor by jarrod on cooking.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理阿尔伯塔大学毕业证成绩单学历认证Univesity of Alberta by uesxn82 on travel.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

12:48 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理麦科文大学毕业证成绩单学历认证MacEwan University by uesxn83 on travel.stackexchange.com

user202362

!!/coffee

SmokeDetector

@chmod711telkitty brews coffee for @chmod711telkitty

user202362

sweet, nice & running

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What would happen if only one of the Y-Cable USB connectors is connected? by bill on superuser.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu-

hichris123

12:53 AM

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

1. [:4001814] <no return value>
2. [:4001812] That message is not a report.
3. [:4001810] <no return value>

hichris123

...

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user259867

That message is coffee

hichris123

Yeah, I wish there was a way to ignore those.

user259867

There is, -

SmokeDetector

12:55 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理南十字星大学毕业证成绩单学历认证Southern Cross University by uesxn83 on travel.stackexchange.com

hichris123

I mean programmatically.

Would make it too complex though.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, blacklisted user: What would happen if only one of the Y-Cable USB connectors is connected? by bill on superuser.com

hichris123

sd 2tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Converting Video for Android using FFMPEG by jolinzhu622520 on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- spam

user259867

1:02 AM

2,353 helpful flags vs 2,415 rep on SO. They will be equal soon. Haven't been answering for over a month.

hichris123

5,333 helpful vs. 5,625 rep for me. :)

tchrist

@NormalHuman That's enough garbage on that post. Protected.

It has two other deleted spammages.

bjb568

I just looked back at one of my old powerpoints by chance, and it looked pretty nice. I was reminded tho, that I got an F on it. Screw you Mr curve-fitting Peltier.

hichris123

... oh bjb.

tchrist

@bjb568 Fitting that you sent the same F back to him as he gave you.

SmokeDetector

1:25 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: A学历认证办理南加州大学USC毕业证【Q/微2796053907】文凭教育部认证使馆认证University of Southern California by jikohdn1 on travel.stackexchange.com

tchrist

Why is this still here, y’all?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: （大洋教育）Q/微信1901184762办理伦敦大学学院UCL毕业证成绩单学历认证 University College London by uesxn85 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q微信1907661723办理加拿大多伦多大学毕业证学历认证University of Toronto by user35573 on travel.stackexchange.com

user259867

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q微信1907661723办理加拿大约克大学毕业证学历认证York University by user35573 on travel.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

1:48 AM

I forgot to say hi

so Hi

sd gone-

user259867

2:21 AM

> Currently, the sites being penalized are: Stack Overflow, Programmers, The Workplace, Christianity -- meta.christianity.stackexchange.com/a/5713

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How to compare the day today in datetime format with the day in varchar format saved in sql using php? by Mike Seerjohn Marquez Maestro on stackoverflow.com

hichris123

@SmokeDetector ignore- but very poorly formatted

CRABOLO

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@CRABOLO Body - Position 1553-1557: Porn

user202362

554 Your access to this mail system has been rejected due to the sending MTA's poor reputation. If you believe that this failure is in error, please contact the intended recipient via alternate means.

user202362

2:33 AM

Great, shared server, probably because some other users spamming now I am blacklisted too.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Android adb: "device unauthorized" message, but can't boot device to confirm authroization by potato on android.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

2500 Views, not a single upvote :( security.stackexchange.com/questions/55693/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Shape of the Luchot by Arin on judaism.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What happened to Jarvis at the end of Avengers: Age of Ultron by Phil Wolfe on movies.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

3:08 AM

Thankyou random Tavern user for the upvote :)

Needs more upvotes, bitches to Tavern, gets upvotes

Could we be classed as a voting ring now?

CRABOLO

already flagged

jk

Undo

3:52 AM

zweig.co/jankyscroll

SmokeDetector

4:02 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Dietpills That Work For Women And Men The Fastest by davidmarch on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: The Key Behind The Most Effective Weight Loss Supplements by curtcaffre on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: is no denying the way that by Lulajuriyam on meta.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: I'm-Not Merely A Face That Is Very by Cundrcriylik on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in body: This skin upgrading recipe by Lulajuriyam on stackoverflow.com

user259867

4:18 AM

I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is an advertisment. (and not even for a computer product!) — azurefrog 14 secs ago

user259867

sd 2tpu-

user259867

!!/report-spam webapps.stackexchange.com/a/84798

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to insert a reply inline in Gmail? by sanjeeta on webapps.stackexchange.com

user259867

And webapps.stackexchange.com/a/84797

SmokeDetector

@JamesENL That does not look like a valid post URL.

JamesENL

4:28 AM

I'm an idiot

!!/report-spam webapps.stackexchange.com/a/84797/95026

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to insert a reply inline in Gmail? by sanjeeta on webapps.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Water is critical for your health. It forms about 60-70% of one's total body weight by wayne clarke on superuser.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

user259867

4:50 AM

Clicking "Delete" on an LQRQ audit no longer passes the audit at once; one also has to confirm on the next screen.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: They were going to lay session by ammadroy1367 on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Your Entire Day, Do Not Let Acne Ruin. Read This! by kellyeric on security.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, pattern-matching website in body: Cogni Lift This product is a real cognitive by goanybarris on drupal.stackexchange.com

user259867

sd 3tpu-

maveň

o/

@bjb ^

yolo

SmokeDetector

5:08 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Pure Male Enhancement Supplements by violajones on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

5:28 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: Can we do like this en-ae.namshi.com/… by Hasitha Sandaruwan on magento.stackexchange.com

S.L. Barth

[reject-plz] Bad code markdown stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/9615599

Bah, I should have used "Reject & Edit" on that one...

Looking at it again, it is still an improvement. Not enough though, because it still doesn't do the code markdown right.

SmokeDetector

5:45 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body, repeating characters in body, repeating characters in title: scscsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss by Akash Panda on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

5:58 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: benefits of honey are recognized by polifa on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ABOUT W-8BEN FORM by Nutan Kumar on money.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://beautyskintry.com/dermafy-serum/ by raelenekod on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: Jquery Ajax call returns data but success function not called due to jquery function [jQuery111208562382296659052_1443009765276 function] not called? by Vicky on stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

@SmokeDetector trueu-

@SmokeDetector falseu-

@SmokeDetector trueu-

DroidDev

@SmokeDetector sd fpu-

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

6:21 AM

@Andy Problem is, I dunno if it's on-topic, and you guyses have a dead chat. (I know that beta at that stage have a dead chat anyway)

SmokeDetector

6:39 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Fat Loss 4 Idiots - For Losing Weight Strategies by user454135 on askubuntu.com

JamesENL

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body: DATASTAGE Online Training by swarup83 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in title, url-only title: http://mirahealthgarciniablog.com/dermafy-solutions-cream/ by VenusBrunner on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body: fifa centermost affection set of absolute general by memorygame on gaming.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

7:03 AM

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brain Washing with Self Hypnosis by collenimusck on drupal.stackexchange.com

2

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Online OBIEE Training by vignasuki on stackoverflow.com

SmokeDetector

7:31 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: How to use this product? by kanjni juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

JamesENL

sd 3tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Where to buy Replennage Cream and how to take it? by Aden Park on superuser.com

JamesENL

7:51 AM

sd gone-

SmokeDetector

8:07 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Hoodia Weight Loss - Eat Shed - Hcg Dieting by Deswqloi on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: How to use USB over Remote Connection to a Virtual Machine by Katherine Aholloah on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Brain Washing with Self Hypnosis by alish garder on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: Share remote usb drive over internet by Katherine Aholloah on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:22 AM

SD gone

JamesENL

sd 5tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: MapReduce - Generate HDFS path by Joe Billing on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector tpu- Haha!

Bart

:D

Reminds me of this:

MOBY SONG (DIRECTOR'S CUT)

►

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating words in answer: 32 bit named instance AND 64 bit default instance of SQL Server 2014 -possible? by Joe Guthrie on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: 1-D FINITE DIFFERENCE/LINEAR PIECEWISE SOLUTION by Kbzon on scicomp.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: safari always crash recently, 2012 mac book pro 13" by Kan Lam Tse on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Does PURE hoodia really help you lose weight? by Jr. Williams on apple.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:45 AM

SD 2tpu-

@SmokeDetector Huh, I thought the site name meant "science competition". Shouldn't it be "compsci" if they mean 'computational science'?

SPArchaeologist

This one shall not be restricted to the RPG room.

The tavern has to feel the pain too...

Behold!

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

Oh crud.

SPArchaeologist

Super Sentai Doctor Who

Japanese Doctor Who

►

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I don't feel any pain since I really don't watch Dr.Whom.

SPArchaeologist

oh, but that is caused by the clip, non by your Who-fan status...

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:51 AM

@SPArchaeologist Oh! Lemme watch . . .

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: How can I play Apple HLS live stream using html5 video tag by eko on stackoverflow.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SPArchaeologist Haha LOL

They were deliberately trying to make me not watch Dr.Whom. Now not only I won't watch Dr.Whom, but also Dr.Where, Dr.Which, Dr.When etc.

SPArchaeologist

Yep, that is another possible reaction, usually from people that like the "so bad it is actually good" super sentai genre.

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

And I watched it with the sounds turned off, so it might have even been funnier to me. O.o

SPArchaeologist

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M no, the sound are a mayor part

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

8:59 AM

I imagine it's stupid enough without the sounds.

I'll listen to it when I got the time.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in answer: USB connector to Ethernet (and then a router) by Katherine Aholloah on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: allotter kids to parents would by ghikj.fgtrw on drupal.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

9:17 AM

Wrong dupe. Found proper one, will use hammer to fix this. — Shadow Wizard 1 min ago

@CRABOLO ^

Praxis Ashelin

does editing a post invalidate all previous flags?

Shadow Wizard

(what you found asked for a way to close questions with bounty. The new question asks why question with bounty can't be closed)

United States Of America

sd gone

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector Nothing works in PHP.

United States Of America

as gone

sd gone

Bloody hell

stackoverflow.com/posts/32754402/revisions

2k user adding thanks????

Rm'ed again

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/9618229

Lol

More DV than UV

> what are the other ways of compiling python? please help me

For a 101114 views question

SmokeDetector

9:25 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Adderinis helps you to concentrat and remeber things which is by user501242 on superuser.com

United States Of America

askubuntu.com/review/suggested-edits/466385

sd tpu-

Praxis Ashelin

http://apple.stackexchange.com/questions/207255/does-pure-hoodia-really-help-you-lose-weight
needs to be reflagged after edit

United States Of America

Ok

gone

Lol

ask.fm 10 questions a second

16 clickers running at the same time

...

Suspended

Note

Don't open 6 tabs to do that

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body, blacklisted user: ever striking hazard of diabetic foot? by kanjni juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

9:36 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: How is natural and safe formula? by normagcornell on drupal.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

sd fp-

SmokeDetector

9:52 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Does each and every subdomain require its own SSL certificate? by MarianR on webmasters.stackexchange.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@SmokeDetector tpu-

@SmokeDetector gone

SmokeDetector

10:03 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: What are the best Kitchen Knives? by JohnDerri on superuser.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

SD tpu-

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: Methods For Preventing Skin by thoma vilacqua on superuser.com

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

SD tpu-

SmokeDetector

10:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How do I change the OS X Mouse Pointer's color? by user148358 on apple.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Online MSBI Training by nandhana06 on stackoverflow.com

SPArchaeologist

... it is fun how all the Online Training spam seem to follow a well precise pattern and they still manage to slip in.

PeterJ

!!/report cooking.stackexchange.com/a/62002

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Are smoothies and milk shakes the same things with different names? by seth on cooking.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: UIUC学历QQ/微信956290760办理伊利诺伊大学厄巴纳-香槟分校毕业证成绩单学历认证文凭(UniversityofIllinoisatUrbana-C‌hampaign) by dasdasds01 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, url-only title: http://www.garciniaproductsguide.com/replennage-anti-aging-cream-uk/ by marnascho on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Autocad scaling by Строительная экспертиза on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Does each and every subdomain require its own SSL certificate? by MarianR on webmasters.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: About website domains by MarianR on webmasters.stackexchange.com

user202362

11:07 AM

@PeterJ what's wrong with it?

PeterJ

@chmod711telkitty The answer has been deleted now so you'd just be seeing the question, it was a link to a porn site.

user202362

Oo

United States Of America

@PeterJ You clicked it?

PeterJ

I did, although it was fairly obvious from the URL

United States Of America

Blech

Never click spam links

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Lol, hitman

SmokeDetector

11:12 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title, url in title: [facebook.com/pages/Racing-Rivals-Cheats-Hack-Tools/… by Gregory Phelan on apple.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

Wat

0

Q: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Racing-Rivals-Cheats-Hack-Tools/956030127813240

Our Racing Rivals hack tool was actually coded solely for the need to help fellow Racing Rivals gamers gain an advantage within the game. We do not find this Racing Rivals Hack No Survey in our metro area too often. For which you can either buy them using money or win a race and earn gems and cas...

unix

That's the link

Huh

Apparently HDB's all have the same windows

chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: 5 Tips To Preserve Your Body Seeking Beautifule by Larry Guevara on superuser.com

United States Of America

sd tpu-

Hehe

Posted a comment on the spam site saying to stop spamming

Under the email hate@spam.com

But I don't see it...

bjb568

@maveň :p

user202362

2

United States Of America

11:21 AM

Damn

user202362

Butcher bird sun baking in front of my window

United States Of America

Your comment is awaiting moderation

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Which Skincare Item Is Appropriate For You? by rebecchmas on security.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

sd tpu-

Lol

spam link broken

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, pattern-matching website in title, url in title: http://www.supplementsdeal.com/king-size-male-enhancement/ by delphanaffzigercqr on meta.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

11:23 AM

sd tpu-

BLOODYSTOPSPAMMINGYOUSPAMMER@STOPBLOODYSPAMMING.NOSPAM.STOPSPAM.COM

Lol

user202362

my chook wearing a pearl bracelet :p (she's scared of it)

United States Of America

They must hate me

Praxis Ashelin

why is this at -10 but still not deleted? apple.stackexchange.com/questions/207278/…

United States Of America

Dunno

PeterJ

11:29 AM

gone now

United States Of America

Yey

Praxis Ashelin

why would u star that

United States Of America

Who

Praxis Ashelin

glares

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: What glass for an interior, mainly glass, wall? by Joshep Smith on diy.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

11:30 AM

Who????

sd tpu-

Infinite Recursion

@PraxisAshelin It's cleared now

Praxis Ashelin

@InfiniteRecursion yeah tho wondering why it took so many flags

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin not that many flags actually. Some users just downvoted it without flagging. That edit must have confused them and they might have thought that its a bad question rather than a spam

Praxis Ashelin

@DroidDev there was an edit?

DroidDev

@PraxisAshelin oh...I thought you were talking about the one where you commented(since it is removed, I can't see it). Though, underlying reason is same. Some users downvoted without flagging

Praxis Ashelin

11:37 AM

@DroidDev I see

United States Of America

Yey

Unsuspended on askfm

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Is my sci-porn/fantasy-porn going to be cool? by Jake Cardwell on scifi.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

BLECH

Wat

Rude

Spam?

Bart

Flagged it as such

DroidDev

sd tpu-

United States Of America

11:41 AM

Troll question? Y/N

> What’s wrong with the world?

> So many kids don't know programming.

DroidDev

> What's wrong with the world?

> So many kids don't even get three meals a day.

United States Of America

Mmmm

SPArchaeologist

39

Q: Can tin foil hats block anything?

This is joked about all the time, but... Can tin foil hats actually block anything? If they can, what frequencies? Is there any research into tin or aluminum foil and radio blocking or amplifying abilities when shaped into a hat? If they really don't do anything, what would be better? Radio blo...

electromagnetism radio

United States Of America

Lol

Tin foil hats can block marriage proposals

> Who do you follow on Vine?

No account

sd gone

> What do you think you do best?

> Programming and maths

18400 questions.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: The names hopeless. Jeff hopeless by Jeffff Hoplay on parenting.stackexchange.com

United States Of America

11:48 AM

Wat

Rude?

Bart

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what the heck? Where?

United States Of America

@Bart askfm

DroidDev

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica intern spammer. Just practicing and stuff ;)

United States Of America

Mmm

Flagged

DroidDev

oh...and about 70% of that question rhymes

United States Of America

11:50 AM

LETS TELL JEFF ATWOOD!!!

Wonderful parent, that spammer

> How many hours a day do you listen to music?

0

DroidDev

Dear @JeffAtwood I am pinging you totally out of blue, to tell you, that @UnitedStatesOfAmerica want to tell you something. Umm...Not the actual United States of America, but @UnitedStatesOfAmerica. Please don't confuse two of them.

United States Of America

> What was your favorite subject in school?

Maths

> What do men talk about when there are no women around?

DroidDev

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica that subject whose lecturer was absent

United States Of America

@Dro answer that

DroidDev

@UnitedStatesOfAmerica it will be flagged and deleted and I'll be banned from tavern ;)

United States Of America

11:53 AM