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in Shadow's Den, 6 secs ago, by Mooseman

@nicael Bots have feelings too.

Q: My 5 months old baby Hair is getting Tough

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Moms in the house,,pls what can I use to my 5 months old baby hair'? Her hair seems tough ,,clogs ,and always dry regardless of any moisture I put/apply on her hair''she cries when i try to comb and kinda breaking out at the back' lol! Pls am earger to hearing possible solutions am a FTM;Thank you.

toddler

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@JasonC Are you doing that just because you don't think his bug is significant enough? It's not uncommon to selfpost bugs here…

@bjb568 No.

Well, then why don't you remove my bug reports?

6:09 PM

No I am not doing it because I don't think his bug is significant enough.

@Dronehinge I'm not following you here ... care to explain?

user259867

@bjb568 "Sorry, it appears you have a baby werewolf"

reinstalling Windows just to solve an issue with Visual Studio

gah

jadarnel27

o_0

@rene He's wondering how many of those 1-rep users should have been automatically deleted by the system, but weren't because of some auto deletion throttle. I.e. he's questioning how many of those 1-rep users actually still belong in the user list.

jadarnel27

6:16 PM

That's unfortunate.

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/8452829

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/8452653

Kevin Brown

The SO Tavern (Free Snacks)

Room 5 was frozen for inactivity even though it was once an ac...

well, actually just refreshing Windows, VS won't compile properly as it doesn't want to install the SDK, even reinstalling doesn't help

Sam

@cybermonkey Sounds fun. :p

apparently an issue with Windows Installer

6:22 PM

Far too much space between the pseudo-site name and "couldn't find". Report?

jadarnel27

Oh yeah. Definitely report that bug. It will likely be incredibly well-received.

And do I care? I have many repz to loose, will take a while :D

scrap that, I'm just going to reinstall

Sam

in Teenage Programmers Chatroom on Stack Overflow Chat, Apr 30 at 18:01, by Awal Garg

Solution to your Windows problems: upgrade to linux. Solutions to your Linux problems: stop being a retard.

@nicael TL;DR: All of SE's front end is suck. It was hacked together by incompetent front end devs and glued together with frameworks and libraries. Look, they use table layout.

Like, tables, man.

Their QA is nicael.

6:34 PM

bluefeet is CM now that they have the chest full of jewellery :D

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How was this token decoded? by lol on security.stackexchange.com

stackoverflow.com/search?q=%22wanna%22 ಠ_ಠ

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Determine input frequency of square wave w/ ICR in Atmega328p by user3753934 on electronics.stackexchange.com

user259867

@bjb568 My approach to such things is to pair the word search with parameters for near-roomba eligibility. Still working through "please help" on math.

Q: I Wanna disable SEO for my website

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People struggle to increase the SEO of their websites, I also do the same for my other websites, always studying the SEO training videos, reading blogs for SEO, but for a website I made for a school I need the reverse, I want this website not to be listed in any of search engines, becuase the web...

seo

lol

user259867

6:46 PM

Empirical observation: users who post decent questions don't feel as much need to beg or thank for help.

this question will be more suitable in Web Master Stack Overflow — Tun Zarni Kyaw Mar 25 '14 at 7:04

O_O

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Client won't return my emails. What do I do? by Laka DimDim on graphicdesign.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website: Are there any eCommerce solutions out there that provide a clean API rather than providing a messy set of includes and widgets? by gasper on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector ignore

@Mooseman Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

user259867

7:02 PM

Shopping cart spam is back. .

user259867

Here is one more: stackoverflow.com/questions/30850570/…

user259867

And more: stackoverflow.com/questions/30852424/…

user259867

And more.. stackoverflow.com/questions/30851152/…

well, all reinstalled

VS now installing

We have detected anomalous unconscious voting coming from your account. Remain calm, helicopters have been dispatched to your location, the people with horns are your friends. — Tim Post ♦ 8 mins ago

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website: Does anybody know any e-commerce platforms that integrate nicely with Amazon FBA? (x-post r/FulfillmentByAmazon/) by goldapz on stackoverflow.com

user259867

7:07 PM

I'm flagging answers as spam, but questions are theoretically just OT, right?

user259867

More spam stackoverflow.com/questions/30851223/…

user259867

More stackoverflow.com/questions/30853163/…

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/8453536

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/22627423/…

user259867

New one stackoverflow.com/questions/30853268/…

Does that e-commerce software stop off-topic questions like this from being asked here? — cybermonkey 6 secs ago

7:22 PM

@JasonC what is the criteria then to remove those users? An extra where clause is not much of an issue....

Is it possible to match a variable declaration (e.g. var a, b = function(one,n,two){asdf=foo}, c = b; baz() matches "a", "b", and "c") without full parsing of the JS?

wtf meta.stackexchange.com/questions/258725/…

user259867

Yes, I misread on mobile

@cybermonkey Why's the bottom bar so fat?

7:25 PM

@bjb568 games programming uses many windows, it's easier to switch, especially since I can't use my old monitor on my new 290X GPU

Huh…

I see you're being very productive now.

discussion stackoverflow reputation edits etiquette microsoft new-users

just reinstalled

Infinite Recursion

Orion Edwards, New Zealand

1.6k 1 8 7

^another cuddly ninja

user259867

var[^;]*\b(\w+)[\s]*[,=;\n] to begin with... @bjb568

Shog9

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A: Can't post question on freelance. Says 'this looks like spam.'

There is a spam-detection system that blocks posts which have a very high similarity to posts previously detected as spam. It's pretty conservative. But we made it a bit less so recently, due to a flood of spam from scammy tech-support companies. In spite of this, the false-positive rate on det...

7:30 PM

RIP:

@HomegrownTomato I can already match the whole thing with /(var)\s+((?:\s*,?\s*(?:[^\s=;]+)(?:\s*=[^,;]+)?)+)(;)/g, but getting the variable names out of that is difficult…

user259867

The capturing group in my suggestion is meant to be a variable name.

@Shog9 I need to start using "ire". People with ire or stupid people won't be able to figure out what it means, so they won't be even more ireful.

user259867

Don't guarantee anything because regexing on mobile is hard. I was evicted from the office by construction.

Shog9

I agree, you should write more like me.

7:35 PM

@cybermonkey :'(

@Shog9 You do write well.

@Mooseman still works, been trying to sell it for a couple of weeks

@cybermonkey I'll open bidding at $1.00 USD (Assuming seller pays shipping)

it's 19", whilst my main monitor is a 27" HD one

user259867

More spam seeds stackoverflow.com/questions/30853375/shopping-cart-solutions

7:41 PM

user259867

^ now with spam answer

~~+1 -1~~ -3 :D today, despite of so much effort :)

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website: Shopping cart solutions by graigj on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector tpu-

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Solving Ax=b, with A symmetric and diagonally dominant by laplacian on mathoverflow.net

7:43 PM

Can someone spend a Leave Open vote here?

I made a mistake

user259867

In the mobile theme, badge name is unreadable on badge pages, for example stackoverflow.com/help/badges/8/citizen-patrol Is this just me? Was this reported?

user259867

(Related: just got Unsung Hero on SO, yay)

@HomegrownTomato the onhover makes it readable...

user259867

@rene Yeah, hovering on a smartphone...

Hover! With your index finger! How hard can it be? You're not trying!

7:51 PM

@rene Don't ask me. I'm not quite even sure what criteria or throttle he was referring to. I was just attempting to translate.

OK

in Sandbox, 1 min ago, by nicael

← 1 message moved from [‮Unicode Whitspace ](http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/886/unicode-whitspace)

lol, automove message is borked :D

You mean from the rtl marks?

@HomegrownTomato I can't find a recent report

@nicael "cats"

7:58 PM

One rolled ankle, pausing for a quick urgent care visit! #milehighops

Tweeted by Nick_Craver on June 15, 2015 at 7:52 PM

Am I supposed to be able to cancel stars? It's a mod-only feature, as far as I recall....

well said meta.stackexchange.com/a/258732/289879

@nicael RO's can cancel stars.

@JasonC Ok, didn't know.

In this case, I've found one bug! :)

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/30853919/…

Get your downvotes ready.

8:04 PM

@hichris123 dangerous business ...

Martijn with the quick draw.

@JasonC Oh right I don't have 10k. :(

Is that really what is?

a link to a question?

It is on site.....

I think...?

I really can't tell what they were asking.

stackoverflow.com/a/29656188/616460 Yup. Waaaay too long.

8:08 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NUMERIC MAP FOR THE AERODROME by LazyBrain on aviation.stackexchange.com

user259867

I'm beginning to think that all Magento questions on SO should be declared off-topic and at best migrated to Magento

user259867

I mean, what is this even. stackoverflow.com/questions/30852632/…

Shadow Wizard

@Shog9 thanks!

user259867

8:39 PM

> The one where your R session crashes and you get to read the 6.5GB csv file again. -- Jason Punyon at 1:19 PM - 15 Jun 2015 via Twitter

user259867

SE Adventures in Big Data

user259867

rude poker.stackexchange.com/a/5975

LastPass was hacked.

5

AstroCB

9:18 PM

@hichris123 That's...ironic.

There's an unregistered 9k user.

Lol, and he haven't cleared cookies for longer than a year?

user259867

9:34 PM

Cryptography election announced. The site is still in beta, but they are not calling the election "experimental" like on Blender and Network Engr.

user259867

There is no Question Collection thread yet; usually Grace posts these simultaneously.

user259867

I probably want to edit 25 posts there...

amend git git-commit git-rewrite-history

lfx_cool

17.6k 1 7 2

Find moar repped unregistered user! :)

user259867

9:51 PM

2 edits per day is enough to have 150 rep by the end of election, if one starts at once (as I just did)

If an unregistered user clears their cookies, do I get their rep?

user259867

The Cookie Monster gets it.

already did: Last seen Feb 8 '10 at 4:26

user259867

10:06 PM

Shopping cart spam seed, nuke please: stackoverflow.com/questions/30855732/…

user259867

How they don't get tired of writing such elaborate posts...

user259867

One more I missed earlier: stackoverflow.com/questions/30854796/…

@HomegrownTomato Wait… maybe TheUberKid is Cookie Monster.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted website: Shopify VS WooCommerce? by mireiellelwo on stackoverflow.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu- missed that one too :(

10:16 PM

@HomegrownTomato same here ... stackoverflow.com/a/30855816/1699210

user259867

My current spam hunting strategy, sorting by active to see when answers appear.

user259867

> put on hold as off-topic by Marc B, eldarerathis, Chris, Jon Clements♦ 9 mins ago

user259867

Welcome Jon!

one of the lessbad dogs

user259867

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30855960/…

user259867

10:24 PM

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/30855901/…

user259867

Both of the same kind

[ SmokeDetector ] Url in title: Mistake in plato.stanford.edu/entries/type-theory/#2 by jaam lysi on math.stackexchange.com

user259867

@SmokeDetector ignore-

Well what I've learned in making the syntax highlighter is that a) it's hard, b) JS regex needs lookbehinds, and c) regex really needs to be properly syntax highlighted.

Hobo Sapiens

10:46 PM

cv-pls Self Dup: stackoverflow.com/q/30782193/1864610

someone askingfor flags : gaming.stackexchange.com/a/223802/93824

abusive?

@bjb568 or rude ... as you like

those are the same thing…

@bjb568 exactly :)

Doorknob

10:57 PM

abrudesive

@Doorknob nice let's add it to the flag reasons

Yay, Brown is here!

oh goody, the tsunami of irrelevant bugs has resumed

Hey, those are perfectly good bugs.

each to their own

11:06 PM

Jun 4 at 2:18, by bjb568

food source of the future

user259867

11:21 PM

@santiago inb4 nicael is suspended again, just to stop the reports.

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/24218256/1699210

@HomegrownTomato lol

@HomegrownTomato that would not be appropriate IMHO

Kevin Brown

@bummi roomba?

user259867

@bummi True. Kidding.

user259867

11:24 PM

The [web-traffic] tag is something to look at.

@HomegrownTomato or CMS :/

user259867

The wiki of web tag says: "Use this tag for questions related to general questions related to all aspects of the web. For specific portions, use the specific tag for it, such as [uri], [websites], [html] and [http]."

user259867

I'm pretty sure [websites] isn't particularly specific, nor is recommended for use.

why did the roomba not catch this one? : stackoverflow.com/q/29582686/1699210#

user259867

@bummi because it was downvoted only a couple minutes ago by some homegrown vegetable.

11:30 PM

@HomegrownTomato ahhh :)

user259867

The [web] tag is also something interesting. "My website is not working on IE8, I don't know where to begin"

another (benign) link collector stackoverflow.com/q/5669381/1699210

Such fun! stackoverflow.com/posts/30791292/revisions

lol meta.stackexchange.com/questions/258745/…