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12:02 AM

@JasonC +1 agree... oh wait... hi Jason!

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Jason C

It's been a long time since I've been openly called a troll, and I've never gotten mentioned in an answer before. The only thing more flattering is getting Godwinned.

And I wasn't even trolling. At least not intentionally.

hichris123

@JasonC What did you do then? :P

Jason C

I probably just accidentally made a good point somewhere.

Jan Dvorak

O_o

hichris123

12:20 AM

RFC 7540 -> "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Version 2 (HTTP/2)" @ http://bit.ly/1HjSWpR - woot!

Tweeted by igrigorik on May 14, 2015 at 11:29 PM

HTTP/2 is now posted as an RFC!

Braiam

@JasonC welcome to the club...

James

Hai

Jason C

@hichris123 It's about time. Now how many years until browsers start implementing it effectively, I wonder.

I'm assuming Firefox will be trying to lead the pack there.

hichris123

@JasonC T-0.

Jason C

Actually, looking at the RFC authors, I guess the real question is how long until IE gets it right.

hichris123

12:35 AM

Chrome implements it (for the most part) in 44, Firefox is working on it?

Or maybe Firefox already did it.

@JasonC * Microsoft Edge

Jason C

Oh right. IE: The rebrandening.

Man, we're going to get porn so fast now.

hichris123

Firefox 36 implemented HTTP/2 fully looks like.

Jason C

Wow, cool. Does it request all the resources on a page in one request?

hichris123

... probably?

Jason C

That's what I meant by effectively. I'll have to play around with it. These are exciting times for the internet.

Braiam

12:39 AM

unless the server supports it I don't think Firefox does

wiki.mozilla.org/Networking/http2

hichris123

@Braiam Yeah but some servers do support it. Google's, for one.

Jason C

Doesn't look like Apache has full support just yet.

hichris123

nope

Is apache even working on it?

I know nginx is.

Jason C

I'm not sure.

Microsoft has that Katana thing.

hichris123

Cortana?

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12:47 AM

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user259867

needs rollback

James

No privledges

Braiam

I don't think the original had many opportunities either...

bjb568

delete!

James

Morning kittycat

bjb568

12:59 AM

Morning!

hichris123

0

A: How many ways can 10 people be split into groups of 2 and 3?

i dont know what to do help plz help

Jason C

@hichris123 No, Katana, it's their open source web server, they've been using it to prototype new technologies. I don't know what the current HTTP/2.0 status is wrt that rfc but I know they've been working on it for a while.

Alexis King

@JasonC BOOM, YOU'VE BEEN HACKED

Jason C

LIEF HAX

@hichris123 The answer to that question becomes more complex if you own a chainsaw.

Alexis King

Answer to the question: just don't use your windshield wipers. Then they won't squeak.

Jason C

1:07 AM

Using a hammer, smash out your windshield. Life hack!

Oh here's a good one, courtesy of Roombatron:

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Q: What should I do without hot water in the shower?

I just woke up, it's -20 degrees Fahrenheit outside, I have to be at work soon, and now I just found out that the hot water heater isn't working, so the water is freezing cold! I'm smelly as can be and my hair is a mess. I don't want my hair to look like bed hair or greasy. I can't take a shower ...

Alexis King

@JasonC Three words: shave your head.

LIFE HACK

Jason C

They should rename lifehacks to firstworldproblems.stackexchange.com.

Alexis King

> Q: How can I get food to survive until tomorrow if I don't have a home, a job, or a car, have no marketable skills, and have no money?

Jason C

A: Replace your windshield wipers.

James

Oh wow!
http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/3443781#3443781

Jason C

1:12 AM

It's fun to browse random lifehacks questions and imagine that "use duct tape" is the answer to each one.

@James I know, right?

Alexis King

Anyone who has 10k+ on SO, bask in Lightness's assholery: meta.stackoverflow.com/a/294250/465378

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hichris123

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@hichris123 Blacklisted user.

Alexis King

Also, I find this quote from the person who wrote that post hilarious:

> This seems like a communist society, not like a community society!

Jason C

1:22 AM

Haha:

3

Q: How do I make breakfast when I don't have time to make breakfast?

I'm usually/always caught up in the morning rush hour and sometimes skip breakfast because I don't have time to cook up something and most importantly because I don't know a crap about it. So what's the best way to make my favorite meals without spending much time?

food

Alexis King

@JasonC Order Soylent.

James

@JasonC Not a single upvote on the question, and not a single downvote on brad's post

Jason C

I know, that might be one of my favorite moderator posts ever.

1

A: Prevent sand from sticking to body when at the beach

It’s a beach, full of water, there is no way a dry skin or powder is going to help. It’s always windy in the beach, wait for some time to dry yourself and you can just shake the sand off. And try some simple cloth so that it will dry fast and will be easy to get rid of the sand.

^ Awesome.

bjb568

reddit.com/r/philosophy/comments/360252/… lol, so meta

In other news… rodong.rep.kp/en/…

Unihedron

1:41 AM

cv plz stackoverflow.com/q/30233512/3622940

Alexis King

Haha people are downvoting my old questions as we speak out of revenge. That's pretty damn sociopathic (not to mention pathetic). — Dave 3 hours ago

"Haha people are downvoting my old questions as we speak out of revenge. That's pretty damn sociopathic": I took a look, you got 1 downvote and 2 (update, 3) upvotes today. That's some serious revenge, giving you 8 additional fake internet points... — Deduplicator 3 hours ago

sociopathic?!?!?!

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Alexis King

0

Q: heeeyyyy help me plss.Urgent

"Write functions in Racket that find the parent, children and the level of this vertex.Consider vertex and root in this tree." Guys help me pls..Give me an idea how to do it.

function tree racket vertex

AAAUUUUGHHHHHHHHH

Braiam

@AlexisKing that whole comment thread made me remember the puzzle analogy of jmac

Alexis King

Can I change the title of that question to "ayy lmao"?

James

1:50 AM

Yes my comment is not helpful

cathartic but not at all helpful

bjb568

:p

Alexis King

wait

I've seen this user before

other post must've been deleted

bjb568

huh

Alexis King

ENJOY YOUR SWEET, SWEET QUESTION BAN OF JUSTICE

bjb568

QBAN!

James

1:51 AM

@bjb568 can you export those options?

I only have the ones for answers and ones for quesitons would be great

Unihedron

just close it already

Jason C

@AlexisKing Wait, wasn't that a question yesterday, too?

Braiam

People should be able to answer your question because they have more expertise than you, not because they are willing to invest more time codding than you. — Braiam 5 secs ago

James

Apart from misspelling coding

I agree

Alexis King

I see enjoyable men here. — Barış Kaya 51 secs ago

@BarışKaya Ugh, sexist much?!?! — Alexis King 21 secs ago

:P

Unihedron

1:52 AM

@AlexisKing flagged not constructive

bjb568

###[Q] Not enough info
Please include a minimal example that reproduces the problem, a clear problem statement, and any error messages or other information to help identify the problem. Without this information, it is hard to answer the question.

###[Q] info external
Please include all relevant information *in the question*. While outside resources can help answerers find the problem, please include as much information in the question itself because links can change and break.

###[Q] Debug
$SITENAME$ is not a debugging service. Include what you have tried yourself to make this easier to a…

Unihedron

my set is better

bjb568

meh, I don't use it often

James

@bjb568 cheers

hichris123

I feel like none of those comments actually help. Except for maybe @JasonC's.

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Alexis King

1:54 AM

@JasonC Yes, but this one is somehow worse.

hichris123

and one of bjb's.

There's a reason people think SO is rude... and it comes off in that question.

Jason C

I see enjoyable men here. — Barış Kaya 4 mins ago

Unihedron

Write code. — Unihedron 6 mins ago

James

@hichris123 What is the universe coming too when bjb is actually constructive and helpful

Unihedron

That's totally helpful.

James

1:56 AM

We will be more than helpful when the question contains a modicum of effort displayed by the OP

Alexis King

@JasonC FGITW strikes again—I posted that already! >:P

James

I will happily and openly mock people who post plz-gimme-teh-codez questions because they are abusing the website

hichris123

@Unihedron Yeah. Totally. 'cause "Stack Overflow is not a place where we write your code for you; this question is off-topic" wouldn't have helped.

Unihedron

@hichris123 Exactly!

hichris123

@James Yeah, and your first question was so much better than that.

There's a thing called teaching.

Jason C

1:57 AM

@AlexisKing Doh

hichris123

If you come off as rude, no one's going to listen to you.

You just wasted a potential opportunity to reform a new user.

Alexis King

bjb568

@hichris123 BWAHAHAHAHA

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 indeed. Always tell people what to do, not what not to do.

Unihedron

@hichris123 They're already question-banned, which is perfect.

bjb568

1:58 AM

yeah right, reform is totally possible

Unihedron

@JanDvorak Exactly!

James

It was actually
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/16413222/requestmapping-in-spring-cant-get-secondary-controller-to-take-over
I had code, and an explaination of what I was trying to do

hichris123

@Unihedron And how do you know this?

Jason C

@JanDvorak Then, after that, tell them that they're stupid.

bjb568

@hichris123 Some people are just in the bottom section of the triage.

Unihedron

1:58 AM

It was actually.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/24183856/match-words-of-permutations-of-another-word-using-regex
It had explanation, what I tried and didn't work, examples, and a clear problem statement.

Braiam

Didn't I see this exact question here yesterday? — Jason C 4 mins ago

James

@hichris123 but I take your point

Braiam

helpful? really?!

James

bit of a frustrating morning

Alexis King

Hey, meagar nuked the question!

yay

hichris123

1:59 AM

I feel like moderation jades the soul.

You give up on new users.

You give up on people learning.

Braiam

and lift the spirit

hichris123

You only see the crap, and you think that's all that's out there.

Unihedron

@hichris123 I beg to differ.

Alexis King

@hichris123 Can't tell if trolling or just really misled.

Remember, this was the question in its entirety:

Braiam

no, I know when I see a good question, that wasn't by any metric a good question

Alexis King

2:00 AM

> "Write functions in Racket that find the parent, children and the level of this vertex.Consider vertex and root in this tree.You have to use a list with elements of your choice." Guys help me pls..Give me an idea how to do it.

Jason C

Yay, meagar to the rescue.

Alexis King

And the title was "heeeyyyy help me plss.Urgent"

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hichris123

... and you can't politely inform the user "that's not okay"?

Guide them.

Unihedron

@hichris123 What's the point?

Braiam

2:01 AM

I wonder what would be the difference between pt and pt-pt and pt-br on Reddit preferences

Alexis King

@hichris123 If they even put a modicum of effort into asking a question, that would be different. But they wasted my time, why should I be polite to someone who is clearly just asking me to do his homework?

Unihedron

If after repeated attempts to tell them they're doing it wrong is not well received, further attempts are just insulting yourself with your own time.

hichris123

@Unihedron If you're gonna comment, be polite and constructive.

bjb568

@hichris123 not worth it

Unihedron

@hichris123 My comment was both polite and constructive.

meagar

2:02 AM

Polite and constructive is good

bjb568

@hichris123 At that point (qban) it doesn't matter that much.

Unihedron

And, in fact, if they followed it, they would complete their assignment.

meagar

Jason C

Comments like uni's and some of bjb's were right on the edge. Whatever. But the "HAHAHAHA"s and such were just going out of the way to be non-constructive. Those are especially useless.

meagar

That shit is not welcome, and is as bad as the original question ^

Alexis King

2:03 AM

I obviously agree that comments that at utterly worthless are not good

I'm just not going to go out of my way to be polite and helpful

Downvote + closevote is enough for me.

meagar

Yes

hichris123

@AlexisKing They asked that as a question. They think that's okay to post. They don't know it's wrong. Sure, they should have read the help center... but it's always good to try to inform the user what they're doing wrong. If they don't reform, sure, you don't need to try to comment anymore... but give them a chance.

meagar

Noobs are gonna noob

Don't throw shit back in in their face for it; close vote, move on.

Alexis King

@hichris123 I don't know that they legitimately think it's okay to post. They had a homework problem and they found this site where maybe they could get help.

Jason C

Oh gross somebody noobed all over my face.

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Arrrgh, now it's in my hair. It's everywhere! :(

Braiam

2:05 AM

Python doesn't have a calendar module that you can import, so you are supposed to write the calendar from ground up, starting with: what's this calendar supposed to do? — Braiam 9 secs ago

hichris123

@meagar Yeah. If you want to comment, at least try to help instead of insulting them.

Braiam

too much politeness...

Alexis King

> What I don't understand is how to build a calendar. That seems impossible because it's endless.

hichris123

@AlexisKing Possibly. Let's see what they do next.

meagar

Since becoming mod I've seen a ton of these posts where otherwise polite people fall all over themselves trying to post snark before the post is deleted

Not cool

Jason C

2:06 AM

In any case, we don't need the whole Tavern ganging up and being unhelpful. If nothing else, it makes us look even douchier than we already are.

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Alexis King

@meagar I'm content to be snarky behind their backs in the Tavern. ;)

James

I take your point

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Alexis King

@JasonC And let's be honest... we're already pretty douchey.

James

I shall find another outlet for my pent up snark

Jan Dvorak

2:07 AM

is "write code" acceptable as a comment?

user259867

@SmokeDetector Or hai, you again.

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

Jason C

I only openly let out my douchiness on Lifehacks, and sometimes PCG.

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Braiam

I am sorry. If I had known Python well enough, I wouldn't have asked that question. — Meitar 45 secs ago

Unihedron

2:07 AM

@SmokeDetector back again // cc @TimPost

Braiam

^ here is the crux of the problem: you are supposed to know what you don't know to ask a question

otherwise... you are wasting someone's time

and that's very rude

bjb568

And obviously you need to know how to write a question.

Alexis King

I think the problem is that there is fundamentally an prerequisite entry level of knowledge to participate on Stack Overflow.

And that's a good thing.

But people don't like that and don't respect it.

You can't ask a question on Stack Overflow if you know next to nothing about programming. That's not its purpose.

4

bjb568

There's going to be much more responsibility put on the asker on DD.

Alexis King

It's a site for professional and enthusiast programmers, not first-year computer science students who can't do their homework.

4

bjb568

2:09 AM

@AlexisKing sigh… minimal understanding

Jan Dvorak

@AlexisKing Basic questions are fine if not too broad

James

I just find the gimme-teh-codez questions particularly galling. We all had to learn to code, and we all managed without resorting to asking random strangers on the internet, to do essentially what they are attempting to learn for them so they can cruise through and become a drain on their workplace if they do manage to scrape through

bjb568

@JanDvorak basic

Alexis King

@JanDvorak Those are very, very rare, so I'm generalizing.

meagar

Sadly I've worked with professionals who are not enthusiasts

Jan Dvorak

2:10 AM

@AlexisKing also, those are duplicates. I admit.

Braiam

@JanDvorak there's a long way between a basic question and having next to nothing programming aptitude

Unihedron

@AlexisKing I'm totally stealing that as a comment template ;)

bjb568

There's a very limited number of basic questions. They are all documented on the internet and easily findable. There's no need to recreate them. I have no sympathy for beginners trying to use SO, it's not for them.

Jason C

@AlexisKing You can sometimes get away with it if you know how to write a question. Most of these people don't know how to ask questions. A lot of it comes from the majority of internet forums having lower standards. A lot of it comes from general entitlement that we can't do anything (besides rant) about.

Unihedron

@JasonC "general entitlement"?

Jason C

2:12 AM

@Unihedron A false sense of, rather.

xkcdBot

Today's xkcd comic:

I would say time is definitely one of my top three favorite dimensions.

Unihedron

I don't get what you mean.

user259867

@SmokeDetector fp those characters

SmokeDetector

@Yes Registered answer as false positive.

AstroCB

@xkcdBot Why didn't you run this morning?

Braiam

2:14 AM

lets share this experience since seems quite fitting: a peer studying economics asked me if I knew programming, I told him that I knew how to write stuff in some languages but I'm not a programmer. I asked him "why do you ask?", he told me that he wanted to learn R since he wants to manipulate stats, I told him that I know nothing about R and don't have anything at hand that I could recommend so he can learn R, instead I suggested him a absolute beginner book to learn Python so....

Jason C

@Unihedron Without ranting too much, we live in a world where more and more people feel strongly that they deserve everything they ask for. At least, that's what I believe. It's a cultural trend, and it comes out in many ways, the types of questions you see asked on the internet being one of those ways.

user259867

bamwar spam still there, for those who missed it writers.stackexchange.com/questions/17261

Braiam

he familiarize himself with programming and later I would tell him about a R book he could read

Unihedron

@JasonC How is that related to asking questions?

Braiam

people most of the time skip the "I need to learn" step and jumps directly to the "I want you to help me do this thing"

Jason C

2:15 AM

@Unihedron It's related to a lot of the "gimme the code" questions and subsequent arguments about them.

^ And what Braiam just said.

AstroCB

yesterday, by xkcdBot

Today's xkcd comic:

Aha – you did; nice job, @xkcdBot.

Unihedron

@Braiam That's their problem, really. :P

Braiam

@Unihedron most people don't have a programming mentality, which has too much to do with creativity and logical approach

Jason C

@Unihedron Oh yeah. Reeling this back in, my point was just that programming noobness isn't as much of the problem as question-asking noobness and a general sense of feeling entitled to receiving help. That's all I was trying to say.

Unihedron

@JasonC But they both are problems.

Jason C

2:17 AM

Yeah

Braiam

and the worst part is that they are not willing to form one

Unihedron

The general solutions are either education (which works rarely), and restraining them by software restrictions (which works nicely) through medium like closing.

Braiam

FYI: trough I'm doing a Economics career most people through that I would do some CS related course

Unihedron

Meh.

Braiam

@Unihedron you are finally learning the ways of the Force, young padawan

Unihedron

2:21 AM

-1

A: JavaFX (using fxml) and custom class doesn't load

It has been brought to my attention that the naming convention I used on my class file numberTextField needed to be altered to NumberTextField. As soon as I did this, it began working as planned. You have to love case sensitivity, and I don't remember seeing anything anywhere that stated I coul...

^ cv plz typographical error

Braiam

just me or the block quotes are now gray? superuser.com/q/767286/235569

Jan Dvorak

weren't they always?

bjb568

looks like code or something

Braiam

@JanDvorak block quotes

bjb568

Roombatron5000

2:31 AM

delv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/1982520/3041194

Jan Dvorak

@Braiam weren't they always?

Braiam

nope, they were some pale yellow

bjb568

just finished listening to HI37, was great

Roombatron5000

delv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/14262509/…

Braiam

background in U&L is #FCF9EE, SU uses #EEE

Jan Dvorak

2:35 AM

NOOOOOOCD

#ocdProblems?

Unihedron

1

Life Extension

Proposed Q&A site for biomedical Gerontologists

Currently in definition.

Any life extension experts here?

Braiam

@Unihedron I doubt there are more than 1000 worldwide

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron Yeah... don't anger Chuck Norris

bjb568

will fail

Jan Dvorak

s/^/\/me /

bjb568

2:42 AM

0

Q: Are there enough experts to sustain the site?

Proposal: Life Extension Anybody know any life extension experts? I sure don't. There aren't very many on Earth that specialize in that, so are there enough to sustain an SE site?

science

Unihedron

1

Crime Solving

Proposed Q&A site for sleuths, Super Sleuths, Crime Enthusiasts. The crimes do not have to be real!

Currently in definition.

WorldBuilding V2

Jan Dvorak

who waaants to liiive foreverrrr

Alexis King

@bjb568 I'm tempted to just answer "No."

Hey, @No. , your assistance is needed! :P

bjb568

12 mins ago, by bjb568

@AlexisKing ^ Here, these might help

"If you love doing volunteer work and feeding the hungry, you can tell him about how Judaism believes strongly in those things." … don't most people? This doesn't seem like much of a religious idea. — bjb568 11 secs ago

Jan Dvorak

Darwinism prefers hungry people to starve

Alexis King

2:45 AM

@JanDvorak No, assholes prefer hungry people starve.

bjb568

WTF is a darwinism?

Braiam

the school that doesn't follow Darwin, but someone else phrase

bjb568

If you're trying to say "people starving is important to the process of Evolution by Natural Selection", you should say that.

Braiam

the problem is that Darwin never said that

Unihedron

Huh? I remember committing to three sites, but now I only have two commitments. I think one of the sites got closed in the meantime; How can I find out which one it is?

Alexis King

2:48 AM

@Unihedron Build a shrine to Jeff Atwood in your house and burn it as an offering. Then wait 6-8 weeks.

Unihedron

...

bjb568

People confuse Darwin the old guy, Evolution the concept, Selection the concept, Evolution by Selection the combination of concepts, Evolution by Natural Selection the theory, Natural Selection the concept… THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT THINGS DAMMIT

Roombatron5000

@Unihedron are you sure you didn't fulfill the commitment?

Unihedron

> 0 Fulfilled Commitments

I've been too lazy to do anything recently anyway.

Braiam

@Unihedron area51.stackexchange.com/users/current tab activity?

Roombatron5000

2:49 AM

@Unihedron maybe it was that lady gaga proposal :) haaaa oh you only followed that, nm

Unihedron

@Braiam only proposed questions, badges, comments and edits are shown

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 what I mean by Darwinism is origin of species through abiogenesis and macroevolution

bjb568

How is that implied by Darwinism?

Be pacific.

Atlantic sucks.

Alexis King

Darwinism

Darwinism is a theory of biological evolution developed by Charles Darwin and others, stating that all species of organisms arise and develop through the natural selection of small, inherited variations that increase the individual's ability to compete, survive, and reproduce. Also called Darwinian theory, it originally included the broad concepts of transmutation of species or of evolution which gained general scientific acceptance when Charles Robert Darwin published On the Origin of Species, including concepts which predated Darwin's theories, but subsequently referred to specific concepts of...

bjb568

In any case, it seems microevolution applies better here.

Jan Dvorak

2:51 AM

sorry for that

bjb568

lol

Alexis King

You've never seen that before? o.O

bjb568

no :p

Jan Dvorak

no :p

No.

@AlexisKing :)

‮ werwerwerwerwer — nicael Jul 4 '14 at 18:02

Jason C

3:01 AM

I didn't work in a video link but I did manage to work in "boom! life hack!" lifehacks.stackexchange.com/questions/6975/…

Alexis King

@JasonC Boom! Life hack! ...or, a tool that exists.

Watch this backfire horribly and end up making you a really high-rep user on Lifehacks.

Jason C

I just... I can't stop reading the questions here. These people are so. freakin'. stupid.

Alexis King

@SmokeDetector fp eww

SmokeDetector

@AlexisKing Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Alexis King

> Put the stuff in a diaper and ball it up. People may think it is dirty. If you are feeling mean you can even color it brown and fill it with brown clay. They may throw it away it they are a do-gooder so watch it closely.

Good god.

This site is a goddamn parody of itself.

Jason C

3:05 AM

My god.

Roombatron5000

huge bug meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/294342/…

Jason C

Fascinating

Alexis King

Place your bets on whether or not that user is a @nicael sock.

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user259867

@Roombatron5000 wat stackoverflow.com/posts/30250633/timeline

hichris123

3:11 AM

fp but totally misusing stack snippets.

Alexis King

@JasonC Can I answer this question just saying "driving"? lifehacks.stackexchange.com/q/4221/2828

Unihedron

+1 for the most complete answer i have every seen on SE, why the downvotes?? — celeriko yesterday

^ lol flagged as not constructive for the most pointless comment i have every seen on SE, featuring "+1", typos, and "why the downvotes"

Braiam

@Unihedron 3 out of 3, aint it?

Jason C

@AlexisKing Wow.

Anyways Frank already beat you to it:

Let's see... Driving? — J. Musser ♦ Feb 12 at 0:03

Unihedron

Is this really the type of question that is acceptable on this site? This is absolutely awful. — Jason C 25 secs ago

michaelpri

3:16 AM

@Unihedron Just deleted and made sure to check it celeriko and kenorb are the same person

Unihedron

inb4 let's ban another type of question from LHSE

@michaelpri thank you

Jason C

@AlexisKing The highest voted answer to that is "skipping". Boom! Life hack! Or: Things your legs can do.

Braiam

@michaelpri kenorb sounds way too much like @doorknob umm...

Unihedron

I gotta run, seeya!

bjb568

go do some track and field

michaelpri

3:20 AM

@Braiam @Doorknob and kenorb have 10 matching IPs, interesting ;)

bjb568

bjb568 officially supports @JasonC's nc comments on LH.

Jason C

All my comments are constructive.

Except most of them.

3

bjb568

Statement valid nonetheless

Unihedron

I'm always right, except when I'm not.

James

@Unihedron I'm always right, reality is frequently wrong

bjb568

3:23 AM

I always do my homework, except when I don't.

@James I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Even that statement ^ is more insightful than most "philosophical" things.

Unihedron

Except when it's not.

bjb568

Roight

Now… about that homework…

tchrist

@AlexisKing What the hell is wrong with . . . so many people. The spammers. The indicated under-lithiumed user. Everyone.

hichris123

Heh mythbusters @bjb.

Jason C

"Under-lithiumed" might be my new favorite descriptive term.

tchrist

3:26 AM

Stealth editor.

And an entire companny of evil-doers, too.

Jason C

I didn't realize that alternate transportation question was self-answered.

I am starting to feel like Lifehacks questions that should be closed / deleted aren't getting closed / deleted just to artificially inflate the beta numbers. I can't fathom any other reason why most of the questions on that site are still open.

Unihedron

@JasonC It has been since day 16.

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user259867

SPAM academia.stackexchange.com/questions/45438/…

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: Safari bookmarks to my galaxy? by Tial You on apple.stackexchange.com

bjb568

3:41 AM

looks ok

user259867

User blacklisted for this now-deleted answer: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/3436188#3436188

user259867

I don't know what the answer or the website was.

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, blacklisted website: How to Recover deleted photos from iPhone 6? by Tial You on apple.stackexchange.com

user259867

And he's at it again. ^ SPAM

user259867

The other answer too.

user259867

3:47 AM

I suspect that the OP of that question is a seeder, and Tial You's question above is a seed too. paranoid

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