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yellowantphil

3:00 AM

^ not the best question I ever saw

tchrist

@yellowantphil I just look them uo in the OED. It always has something for his utterances, wot wot.

Doorknob

@tchrist Un regalo y un don son los mismos, ¿verdad?

yellowantphil

@tchrist if I have learned anything, it’s to stick to MW

and if I have learned two things, it’s to always start uninames with PAGER=cat

tchrist

@yellowantphil What are you doing with it that its pages are sticky?

Alexis King

@tchrist Look, if he's into that sort of thing, fine, but don't pry! It's impolite.

yellowantphil

3:02 AM

you people

bjb568

us people

Alexis King

we the people

tchrist

@Doorknob No, not always. Se tiene un don de gentes, un don de lenguas. You could not use regalo there with the same sense. Ask @Braiam.

@AlexisKing If you pry, you might rip the pages.

Braiam

The Tavern: it never let you down

tchrist

> 3. m. Gracia especial o habilidad para hacer algo. U. t. en sent. irón.

Alexis King

3:05 AM

@Braiam It's definitely never gonna give you up, if that's what you're wondering.

Doorknob

Will it run around and desert you?

tchrist

@yellowantphil PAGER=😽

yellowantphil

I should symlink that

Doorknob

llama@llama:~$ alias <0001f63d>="cat"
llama@llama:~$ <0001f63d>
test
test
waow
waow
^C
llama@llama:~$

Alexis King

Unrelated: a friend of mine apparently just registered the domain name “flavor.zone” and is planning to make it into an ode to stereotypical late 90s web design.

Doorknob

3:08 AM

unfortunately, my terminal doesn't support Unicode.

Braiam

@tchrist you mean: 📟=😽

Alexis King

@Doorknob Get a real terminal on a real OS.

tchrist

@Doorknob I have an old vt220 that has the same problem.

Doorknob

@AlexisKing ah, references to a few hours ago. :P

But my OS is very real, at least I think it is.

tchrist

@Doorknob In the Matrix. . . .

yellowantphil

3:10 AM

@Doorknob can’t you get another terminal?

Santa Claus

off-topic I am so tempted to write "Fuck you" on this spanish word search.

Alexis King

Homebrew just wouldn't be the same without emoji in its terminal outputs.

tchrist

@SantaClaus Only if you can write it in Spanish.

Santa Claus

P.S. plz don't get me banned for that message

@tchrist Fuck this

@tchrist If @Feeds were still around maybe it could help

tchrist

@SantaClaus Castellano no lo es.

bjb568

3:12 AM

Google translate says coger a esta

tchrist

Bah.

There are at least 20 ways of saying it.

Alexis King

Something tells me expletives don't really literally translate very well.

2

tchrist

You need an idiomatic translation, not a literal one.

jinx

yellowantphil

@AlexisKing sure they do

sometimes

Alexis King

I think in middle school someone taught me “Cago en tu puto madre,” and I feel pretty set for life now.

3

tchrist

3:14 AM

Vete a tomar por c***, c***ón.

@AlexisKing Poopy talk.

Alexis King

@tchrist 💩

Braiam

@AlexisKing you should say "puta" otherwise you are saying that their mother is male... unless you want to add to the insult

Alexis King

@Braiam It's not an insult to the receiver... consider it more an insult to romance languages in general.

bjb568

Oh, I remember people saying "puto madre" in elementary school. Obviously not spanish speakers.

tchrist

@AlexisKing Me c*** en el asqueroso c**̃* de la p*** virgen que te parió.

bjb568

3:17 AM

what is this, censorship?

Alexis King

@tchrist The best thing about knowing expletives in other languages is that I can't understand the responses, so I can't even get offended.

tchrist

@bjb568 No, I stuck the tilde just where you needed it.

Braiam

@tchrist I know what the * means... so I know spanish?

tchrist

@Braiam Por lo visto. :)

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Alexis King

3:19 AM

Of course, @tchrist must know a lot of great swears, since Perl is just one big expletive.

tchrist

Good luck typing *̃

Alexis King

hides

bjb568

*̃

command vee

Alexis King

@bjb568 That's a really specific thing to have bound to Command+V.

bjb568

:p

tchrist

3:20 AM

@bjb568 You’ve been warned about that before.

Braiam

@tchrist easy, just Ctrl+C; Ctrl+V

Alexis King

*̃

tchrist

Every time I type Control-C, it kills my lynx.

Alexis King

Aha, did it without copy/paste!

Just * + COMBINING TILDE. :)

tchrist

¡Bo︢o︣-Ho︢o︣!

@AlexisKing Mine is longer than yours. :)

Roombatron5000

3:25 AM

Give the King all your stars peasants!

tchrist

King?

Rex?

Roombatron5000

the King is taking over the star wall , i gave her mine

Alexis King

@tchrist o︢h︣ y︢e︣a︢h︣?

bjb568

˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜

Alexis King

@tchrist, wۖhۭۜaۗtِّْۤ hٓaٔvۭ۬e۪ yۜo۟uۭ dۤoٌِٕۧnًٍَْeۭۛۜ?

̵̶̡̨͙̜̦̠̖ͧͨͪͫͬͪ͂̽̈̊̑̓͗̂͡⃣⃓⃙⃛⃞︧︩︬͉͍̮᷊︠︣︡⃕̆ᷓᷔ᷆᷉ᷛ͢

This is what happens when I start playing around with unicode. :p

tchrist

3:38 AM

@AlexisKing a︢̅︠m︣̅︡ s︢̅u︣̅︢︠r︢̅︣︡e︣̅̄̇

Roombatron5000

come on Mike, I'm not interested in learning javascript, I just want the 3 or 4 lines of code to make this work. I'll send someone 5 bucks through Paypal, that would easier then the 1 or 2 hour learning curve. — Sarah 45 secs ago

Alexis King

@Roombatron5000 lmao

tchrist

@Roombatron5000 Nothing wrong with being a backend. There must always be Morlocks to run the Great Machine.

bjb568

Welcome to Stack Overflow! Stack Overflow is not a code writing service. Write your code yourself. If you encounter a problem that you can't solve while writing it, you may ask a question. — bjb568 18 secs ago

buahaha, my autocomments cover all!

Roombatron5000

Do some parents now a days usually ask their kids the "same" question after the kid asks them a question. Like the kid would say, "why is the sky blue?" and the parent would say , "have you tried googling it?". Then the kid would say "nope", and the parent says "Ok then, google it and let me know if you need help after you did your research". This question got me wondering.

bjb568

3:46 AM

Not that I'm aware.

Roombatron5000

First their was the tv and parents demanding Saturday morning cartoons, and tv became a"babysitter" for many kids. Kids have a lot of questions usually, so it'd make sense that instead of answering 50 questions a day a parent could just teach them how to use google and then let google answer the questions. Thus taking the teaching respoinsibility off the parent's backs even more now

Like, I'm sure others and I encounter conversations all the time where someone asks something and you get asked or you say "I don't know, you should google it".

Lol, now I remember seeing that Conan skit with the teddy bear that answers kids questions by searching the internet.

tchrist

@Roombatron5000 Cimmerians always think they're funny.

And really, who's going to argue with them -- twice?

@Roombatron5000 I've friends whose kids watch a half-hour, EACH!

Roombatron5000

@tchrist half-hour a day? that doesn't seem bad. Many kids watch like 2-4 hours a day

tchrist

I expect brain rot to set in any day now, begging for toys and sweets and cigarettes.

@Roombatron5000 No, a week actually.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: cannot access user files with root using osxfuse by Alex on apple.stackexchange.com

tchrist

3:59 AM

And I am not kidding.

They used to get an hour a week but they abused it, so this was cut in half.

user259867

@ProgramFOX Thanks for excluding example.com from URL regex. Note that it survived in the email regex. ^^

tchrist

They ARE very interesting children.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ASUS LAPTOP CRASHED..BLUE SCREEN ONLY by Randyt Baker on superuser.com

bjb568

ABUSE parenting.stackexchange.com/a/19781/9608

SmokeDetector

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SmokeDetector

4:20 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Healthy, Happy, & Hung? by palkirovia on drupal.stackexchange.com

bjb568

4:36 AM

Night!

SilentKiller

Night!

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Object inside another object not populated by Kevin on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Cannot access user files with root using osxfuse by user1525248 on apple.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Take some time until your muscle? by nakahaq Eido on askubuntu.com

James

5:05 AM

@SmokeDetector tou

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

5:23 AM

I'm putting a status-review on this so that I'm certain to keep noticing it in the weeks coming up as the 'official' quality initiative winds down in scope (we'll have done everything we set out to do for that round). We have additional just-in-time help capabilities that we haven't really advertised yet, and I want to circle back and identify 3 chronically problematic tags on at least 3 sites for a test case. I'll comment again when we get nearer to that point. — Tim Post ♦ 8 mins ago

user259867

the 'official' quality initiative winds down in scope .... has it achieved anything? Just curious.

user259867

Luckily, the unofficial quality initiative (aka the Tavern) lives on. :)

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SmokeDetector

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[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To reveal to you three sorts country by lucky girlkt on superuser.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

James

5:31 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

SmokeDetector

5:41 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Sidebar going outside of wrap? by TwoPluzTwo on stackoverflow.com

James

@SmokeDetector gone

Jan Dvorak

Not gone. Unclear.

James

oh whoops, I thought it was an offensive answer

SilentKiller

its not even an answer. @James

@James sleepy ?

James

Nah, I thought smokey posted about an offensive answer, so when I clicked the link and no answer appeared, I assumed it had been dealt with

That said..... MORE CAFFEINE YUM YUM!

SmokeDetector

5:50 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Sidebar going outside of wrap? by TwoPluzTwo on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Capsiplex Pills – Good for Weight Loss by Steven Campbell on skeptics.stackexchange.com

SilentKiller

@James lol

Jan Dvorak

still spam?

user259867

No, I don't think so. Will be disposed of anyway, as does not match the site's standards.

user259867

I'm not worried about Skeptics.se moderation.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Best Ways To Shed Garcinia Cambogia Slim by caitlymies77 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Supplements To Increase Our Sexual Power by nishnaa wioz on meta.stackexchange.com

James

6:01 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

user259867

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/156837/…

user259867

blacklist candidate goldenhealthreview.com (from ^)

SmokeDetector

6:13 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: All The Sexual Problems Of The Solution by Manuela James on askubuntu.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

SmokeDetector

6:27 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: I am came some about would mind me saying by libyanasumie on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

gone

@ShadowWizard :D

(removed)

6:39 AM

the one on SU is already gone, SO standing: stackoverflow.com/q/29960441/1699210

SilentKiller

@bummi gone

James

flagged

Jan Dvorak

gone. Who's willing to retag the rest of the tag?

Shadow Wizard

nothing is really something

@yushi :P

Jan Dvorak

the one removed by the edit

Shadow Wizard

6:45 AM

please keep and eye over this one: stackoverflow.com/questions/23934085/…

OP is trying to deface the post

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I stop a flirting co-worker without damaging our professional relationship? by John Player 12 on workplace.stackexchange.com

James

WOW!

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: out you know it’s like well you Jul I had while ye by Xilse Xagal on drupal.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

PeterJ

6:51 AM

spam: android.stackexchange.com/a/107077/91133

SilentKiller

wp gone

bummi

blacklist candidate pricedhamaka.com

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Garcinia Cambogia Slim Wholesome Regimen Helps In Weight Reduction by sikanderyo on meta.stackexchange.com

SilentKiller

gone ^

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

7:02 AM

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: just ninety he Jesus by joliya marty on drupal.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: How should I safely change cygwin's installation directory on win 7? by Zyn on stackoverflow.com

James

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@James Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Its anti aging formula having best presence? by bolajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I stop a flirting co-worker without damaging our professional relationship? by John Player on workplace.stackexchange.com

yushi

7:18 AM

-1

Q: Whatsapp problem!

My sister just texted some stuff to my exGirlfriend. Well the message is single ticked. That ofcourse means that it'd reached the servers. So my sister even uninstalled the app (and the message's still 1 ticked) Is there any possibility that the message would reach her. It really had some forbidd...

whatsapp-messenger

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user.

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

blacklist candidate print-driver.com

bummi

7:34 AM

workplace still alive

same here: android.stackexchange.com/a/107077/39544

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To be worth value it worth reserve by meera zee on drupal.stackexchange.com

James

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I stop a flirting co-worker without damaging our professional relationship? by John Player on workplace.stackexchange.com

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user.

James

7:43 AM

wow

again

bummi

last one :) will get autoprotected

James

can someone flag that for mod attention, that user need to be banned

bummi

@James unregistered users

James

ahhh

rene

WAT? meta.stackexchange.com/questions/254629/…

Is it spam?

James

7:46 AM

damn

@rene No, user copypasted an article written about the survey

its just an idiot misusing meta

rene

self deleted

James

I don't really want to click the link at the bottom, but it's possibly an attempt at spam or something

he he

rene

peace re-established

James

'Yii expert'..... riiiight

PHP Expert is an oxymoron

rene

Ha, even I am a PHP expert! We all are!

SmokeDetector

7:54 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Is Biogeniste Eye Serum has all natural components? by Iris Clark on meta.stackexchange.com

rene

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@rene Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

for those cases you should be able to flag from the question list

protected but answer still alive: workplace.stackexchange.com/a/44980/10641

SmokeDetector

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James

8:26 AM

@SmokeDetector gone

DroidDev

@cky haha I wrecked the train long before you wrecked it :P

!xkcd latest

xkcdBot

Hang on, I've heard this problem. We need to pour water into the duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent. That will definitely make this situation better and not worse.

2

SmokeDetector

8:43 AM

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rene

8:54 AM

@xkcdBot deja vu

Unihedron

@xkcdBot Why would you have a vent next to your bed? xD

rene

Otherwise the joke wouldn't make sense

SmokeDetector

9:11 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Fat - Myths And Remedies by Rigo Berk on meta.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

in JavaScript on Stack Overflow Chat, 18 mins ago, by Jan Dvorak

Achievement get: delete a question answered by Jon Skeet

SmokeDetector

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[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: iOS drag 'n drop design by Black Magic on ux.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

10:21 AM

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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO RETRIEVE DATABASE VALUES CORRESPONDING TO A TEXTBOX INPUT ON ONBLUR EVENT OF THE TEXTBOX IN JAVA? by shubh on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Zodiac Signs And Fitness, Your Sun Signs Can Give You Some Helpful Hints by Kim Brani on meta.stackexchange.com

Unihedron

10:38 AM

@SmokeDetector tpa

SmokeDetector

@Unihedron Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Unihedron

fuck every word

@fuckeveryword

Fuck every word in the English language. Task will complete in 2020.

16.8k tweets, 39.6k followers, following 1 users

m8 they be serious

SmokeDetector

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SmokeDetector

11:06 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: what it wished to try and do to you is to form you look? by rozasimonexz on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected, repeating words in answer: What specific membrane adaptations do cells have for saline-rich environs? by fuck u why read this on biology.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Weight Loss Tips And Hints by glen mcel on meta.stackexchange.com

Unihedron

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@Unihedron Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

Unihedron

11:08 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

bummi

@SmokeDetector tpu

Unihedron

oh hi @bummi

SmokeDetector

@Unihedron Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@bummi Blacklisted user.

bummi

@Unihedron Hi, I'll be quiet , sorry :)

Unihedron

11:09 AM

no worries :)

tchrist

𒁜 𒃮 𒄡

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Remove Ability for Other Users to View Administrator in User List? by John Wellen on wordpress.stackexchange.com

hello

Hello, hello!

hello

11:16 AM

I've seen this guy: stackoverflow.com/users/1035257/code-l%E1%83%A6ver comment before and now he has a year ban and he had a pretty high reputation(?). Anyone know why? I'm curious how you can get a ban for a year in no time.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: how to filter indirect emails by user2634703 on webmasters.stackexchange.com

Unihedron

@Loko It says the reason there. Voting irregularities.

Likely they made sockpuppets to upvote their own reputation up, which is likely the case, or they engage in voting rings.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSERT TAG AFTER ANOTHER TAG by Athar K on stackoverflow.com

Loko

@Unihedron Aha sockpuppets of course

Could be yeah

Unihedron

It happens so frequently I'm not even shocked. :P