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6:31 AM

!comp Wolfram Alpha API Rate Limit

gone

!comp quadratic fit {10.1,1.2},{12.6, 2.8},{14.8,7.6},{16.0,12.8},{17.5,15.1}

0.192026 x^2-3.2684 x+14.2907

That account does nothing but post exam/quiz/contest questions.

!comp roll 6-sided dice

6:34 AM

(assuming fair 6-sided dice)

@J.Steen Blacklist it then

!comp roll 1-sided dice

(assuming fair 1-sided dice)

!comp towns Jackson, Memphis

| Jackson | Memphis
city population | 175437 people (country rank: ~~141st) (2012) | 655155 people (country rank: 20th) (2012)
urban area population | 292637 people (Jackson (MS) urban area) (country rank: 108th) (2000) | 972091 people (Memphis urban area) (country rank: 39th) (2000)
metro area population | 545394 people (Jackson (MS) metro area) (country rank: 95th) (2011) | 1.326 million people (Memphis metro area) (country rank: 41st) (2011)

6:36 AM

Is this all we're going to do today?

!comp nearest city

Cincinnati (0.002 miles W)

!comp 0.002 miles to meters

3.22 meters

!comp integration [//math:exp(75*x)*exp(-35*y-((-y + 0.001283464)^2)/0.0001468898)//] [//math:dx dy//] for x from [//math:-2.5//] to [//math:min(0,y)//] for y from [//math:-2//] to [//math:2//]

6:37 AM

So, close.

user259867

@Qantas94Heavy What syntax is that?

So... BJB lives 3 meters East of Cincinnati?

9

No idea, copypasted it from some question about WA that's supposed to exceed the time limit

user259867

Rather, the abstract center of Cincinnati is 3 meters west of... the center of Cincinnati.

!comp solve dy/dx (1/3)x^3 + 0.5x^2 + 4x^(3/2)

6:39 AM

first-order linear ordinary differential equation

user259867

Gee, thanks.

Okay...

user259867

@AstroCB Are you in diff.eq class now?

@pizza Calc AB

user259867

I see, this was supposed to be a derivative, not a differential equation.

6:40 AM

I miss math classes.

@pizza apcentral.collegeboard.com/apc/public/courses/teachers_corner/…

user259867

Then d/dx, not dy/dx.

user259867

!comp derivative of (1/3)x^3 + 0.5x^2 + 4x^(3/2)

@pizza Oh; that's what I meant to type.

Although

!calc derive f(x)^g(x)

6:41 AM

!comp integral of (1/3)x^3 + 0.5x^2 + 4x^(3/2)

user259867

I think the formula output isn't returned by text-only API.

!comp it's a shame

user259867

The same command works in website interface.

I wonder

!comp slope field x^2

Didn't think so

!comp x^2

6:42 AM

!comp x^3 critical points

x = 0

Nice

!comp (x-1)*(x+1)

:-(

!comp derivative (arcsin(x))/(sqrt(1-(x^2))

Braiam

hello rate limit

6:43 AM

!comp Braiam

!comp microsoft analyst ratings

moderate buy (mean score: 2.20) (Thursday, April 9, 2015)

*brain

hahahaha

7 | verb | kill by smashing someone's skull

6:44 AM

@bjb568 7th meaning.. wut?

user259867

#4 seems correct.

To brain someone.

yeah, have you not heard that?

its correct

Or, in this case, to Braiam someone.

You just got Braiam'd

8

6:45 AM

sounds very painful

Especially for Braiam.

is that like

lols ^

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: High Resolution Screenshot by Tracy on superuser.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

6:49 AM

@James Blacklisted user.

gone

!xkcd 221

lol that user has rep on Software Recommendations

3

Well, the search API works.

@Qantas94Heavy The spammers know how to make recommendations.

6:50 AM

Ironically, product spam is on topic on rec.

user259867

Mar 27 at 14:40, by Woodface

Perhaps there isn't. Then it becomes a question of which spam posts should be kept and upvoted...

Also another post on Ask Different

Yep.

@Qantas94Heavy flag/other: we routinely nuke this user's "contributions" on other sites. Maybe you'd like to do the same

In a rec-thread.

6:51 AM

Wow; the search API is actually really nice.

@Braiam

inb4 a spam account earns an assoc bonus on SR, then starts wreaking havoc across the entire network, then SR gets ~~a stern warning~~ a Shog ultimatum

3

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Laptop touchpad response badly when on power supply? by otsrek on superuser.com

???

@Qantas94Heavy Cursing in post text

user259867

matched /shit/

6:54 AM

Oh

Who knew software-rec would be a breeding ground for product spam. cough

o/

Should !xkcd find return the most relevant result, or a list of possible matches?

@AstroCB First. Just so it one-boxes.

@Unihedro That's what I was thinking.

7:03 AM

spamrec.se

Could we just, y'know, nuke that account?

Q: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

113

Recently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on Space.SE): There are a great many things wrong with this artifact: There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. (-1 grammar point.) The only pun...

@J.Steen only if you can convince an SR mod that it's spam. @undo?

And an AskDiff mod...

does accepted one longest answer ever ?

7:06 AM

wat

meta.stackexchange.com/a/210452/177257 is this one longest answer ever ?

I'm not even sure that askdiff answer is valid - it's WINDOWS software...

... with an ubuntu screenshot.

!comp time in California

12:09:04 am PDT | Friday, April 10, 2015

!comp time in UK

7:09 AM

8:09:13 am BST | Friday, April 10, 2015

!comp time in New York

3:09:25 am EDT | Friday, April 10, 2015

!comp time in hell

9:10:22 am CEST | Friday, April 10, 2015

=D

7:10 AM

!comp hell

city population | 1418 people (country rank: ~~282nd) (2009 estimate)

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 So you mean, that I live in hell?

... Haha

My timezone too.

lol

7:11 AM

!comp weather in hell

1418 people are in hell.

Seems like a small number.

2009 estimate current is 2015 :P

!comp Shog

Strange. I thought the catholics orchestrated a much bigger human transport than that.

7:16 AM

!comp time in heaven

I think bjbotling doesn't have access to heaven.

!comp time in earth

bjb's running for mod, of course they only have access to hell.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: When to Expect Results? by dedinajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Want the best for me the other higher by anthony childress on meta.stackexchange.com

Q: How to not show some strings with android with certain condition

something must be wrong

0

I have a simple yet a problem that I cannot solve. What I want to do with the program is to show the parethesis only when the string length is greater than 1 or when not null, however, the condition doesn't work . Is there some problem in my code ? String _name = json.getString("name"); ...

android json

Wow. They even failed to make a url.

@SmokeDetector tpu gone

7:25 AM

@Qantas94Heavy Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Qantas94Heavy Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@DroidDev Looks like the usual lazy debugging crap to me.

@J.Steen nope, actually it is very rare, "Basics not clear" crap

but still....its on a different level

I don't get it.

7:28 AM

@J.Steen show the parethesis only when the string length is greater than 1

if(_name.length()>3)

Yes - like I said, lazy debugging crap.

As in, they want us to debug the code they're too lazy to read themselves.

51 question and 3 answers.

And dat comment.

Ready for something cool?

!xkcd find cool

'And ovaries. Man, ovaries, huh?' [awkward pause] '... faithfully.'

7:31 AM

Well, that was an interesting find.

@DroidDev Just vote to close, I guess? =)

!xkcd find random

!xkcd find death

7:34 AM

<3

lol, that's my recent favourite :D

Email regex is wrong. =D

is that a false positive?

Or, not complete.

But, so few fps that it doesn't matter.

And yes. That's an FP.

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector fp

7:37 AM

@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

I wonder if one could write a complete regex for that...

And not get more fps.

ProgramFOX

@J.Steen Sure you could. ex-parrot.com/pdw/Mail-RFC822-Address.html

!xkcd find regex

A meta-reference.

7:40 AM

!xkcd find meta

"Error, overflow"

._.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Where to buy OxyGenius Wrinkle Cream? by Rozi Rawat on superuser.com

!xkcd find Google

The less popular 8.8.4.4 is slated for discontinuation.

7:42 AM

@SmokeDetector tpu

@James Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

!xkcd find speed

!xkcd find mother

7:47 AM

nope, not this.

well...they are xkcd, what else did you expect?

SPArchaeologist

!xkcd find Mom

'It's either 'your mom' jokes or me' 'Then I, like so many men before me, must reluctantly choose your mom.'

SPArchaeologist

not even this....

!xkcd find Exploits of a Mom

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

SPArchaeologist

7:49 AM

^ THIS

!xkcd find little bobby tables

How about just find bobby tables

Little Bobby Tables always takes the cake.

I imagine an Irish accent.

7:52 AM

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

The quota is 100 requests/day; there are 79 requests left at this point. It would be good if you guys could burn through all of them to see if the handler I put in place works.

You can do it in the Botlings room if you don't want to destroy the transcript.

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website, url in title: http://www.strongmenmuscle.com/revtest/ by ricobush23 on meta.stackexchange.com

!xkcd find api