var translations = {
"thx": "thanks",
"plz|plox|pls": "please",
"rly": "really",
"werk": "work",
"yea|yases|yas": "yes",
"dese|dis": "this",
"suk": "suck",
"translatr": "translator",
"kitteh": "cat",
":[Oo]": "I'm surprised",
"gr8": "great",
"m8": "mate",
"dis": "this"
"oh kay": "okay"
"gewd": "good",
"dat": "that",
"thingz": "things"
"yer": "your"s
};