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6:00 AM
@SmokeDetector fp, part of puzzle
 
@DroidDev MEW
 
@AndrewT. Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
6:03 AM
Morning!
 
@J.Steen That post gave me cancer
 
Oh noes!
 
And it just got worse!
The comment on the answer is gold.
 
Flagged comment offensive since it gave James cancer.
 
Wow. bjb actually sounds reasonable in that comment.
 
6:08 AM
WOW!
 
I joke.
 
The comment only gave me secondary tumors
 
take care then. ;)
 
user259867
@bjb568 Sure, I also down voted first and then answered. — Retro 53 secs ago
 
 
6:09 AM
The cancer. It spreads.
 
not good.^
 
@James 403
 
I am really tempted to response OP's comment on the answer by "just give up on programming", but of course it's rude.
 
ಠ_ಠ ........... — bjb568 7 secs ago
 
6:10 AM
@bummi already flagged
 
gone
 
Cheers
 
Also. Cue post on meta complaining about question ban, on that questioner.
 
@bjb568, sorry hang on
it works for me
just refresh the image page
if you hit enter on the URL, for some reason it works
 
no one knows all,so do ur work @bjb568 — Shaik Nayeemuddin 23 secs ago
4
do your work, cat! :)
 
6:13 AM
lols.but rude. :P
 
It's a guy faceplanting into a fire, with a caption reading "The Stupid, It burns"
 
@James It's less funny when you have to explain it. =D
 
is that better?
 
Yes!
 
:P
 
6:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
oh god. The comebacks.
 
hahahahah
u too... @J.Steen — Shaik Nayeemuddin 23 secs ago
:P
 
It hurts.
 
user image
5
 
OH WOW!
@bjb568 I think I love you
 
...
I have a hunch it might be declined.
 
6:17 AM
:o
 
HAHAH! Someone edited it.
 
lols.. we got edit on that que
 
> improved formattng
 
And completely missed witch => which, and spacing, and...
 
there should be feature that we can dv to editor too. :P
3
@J.Steen may be rep-whore-hunger
 
6:19 AM
=D
 
OP's all 3 question are negative. :P
 
Yeah I did notice that
 
Yup!
To be politically incorrect in our lovey-dovey age of holding everyone's hand - it's a user we don't want contributing to the SE network.
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A: Set focus on first invalid input in AngularJs form

Edmond ChuiYou can use pure jQuery to select the first invalid input: $('input.ng-invalid').first().focus();

"pure jQuery".
HAHAHAHAHA
 
what is impure then ? :P
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Monday morning all wish that I could do by Brigitte Richter on stackoverflow.com
 
6:27 AM
Also the question asks for a solution for an Angular form. I'm sure there is a way that Angular can do that more efficiently
 
Night!
 
Night!
 
Night!
 
When jQuery is pure and JavaScript is impure, the world implodes.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How To Convert Pdf To Dxf Online? by furuzadd iesef on askubuntu.com
 
6:36 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
till i login its gone. :P
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
gone too.
 
6:38 AM
@SmokeDetector gone
 
false positive
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@AndrewT. Registered answer as false positive.
 
It needs further editing. But it's already been accepted by OP.
 
6:53 AM
that edit makes no sense
it's like it's been done with a script
 
Yus.
 
It's just bloody ugly HTML
it's formatted weirdly
 
Where can i get suggestion for this question??? — Manwal 42 secs ago
double
status-closed
 
@SilentKiller softwarerecs.stackexchange.com ? maybe?
 
7:04 AM
should I point him to the chat?
 
@bummi OP should know this with 7k repo. :/
 
gone
 
@SilentKiller Should ... but Rep is not always the sign for knowing how these sites work
 
cv-pls^^
 
@SmokeDetector tp, not-reproducible
 
@J.Steen he means the close reason
 
status-closed
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What can we consider it? by fikarjuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
7:24 AM
still no nested quote block detection?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@JanDvorak No, because that can also be simply a misformatted non-spam post.
 
still worth detecting
also, I'm yet to see one of these
 
7:25 AM
Well actually, it's already kinda there, the regex matches >>>> as bad keyword.
 
and that triggered Smokey here
 
>>> doesn't cause quote blocks, > > > does
 
@JanDvorak Take a look at the post source, and you'll see >>>>> in there.
 
blacklist candidate windows-techsupport.com
 
7:27 AM
hmm... what about > > > > > anyways?
 
third time I see them :/
 
@JanDvorak I've never seen spammers doing that, IIRC
 
The argument "could be a false positive" applies to every filter
@ProgramFOX I may have
 
@JanDvorak k, then I'll add it
How many nested blocks? 2, 3?
 
minimum 3?
 
7:29 AM
two should do
 
Alright, @bummi windows-techsupport is added, @JanDvorak nested quote block detection is added
 
\o/
 
@InfiniteRecursion the lunch duck! So much time not see.
 
7:46 AM
thank you
 
attempting lame joke in 4...3...2...
@James Hi Brave and Glorious one.... but... shouldn't you be with the other helping with the castle spring cleaning? Only two days before the guests arrive, you know.
 
I..... don't get it
 
@SPArchaeologist Hey Derpy! :)
 
The bronies are everywhere...
 
@James then it was even more of a lame joke than I expected. Anyway, I was just suggesting that the character in your avatar should be pretty busy at the moment, getting ready for Saturday. But please, just ignore it ^_^
 
7:56 AM
Am in retirement...
Nov 3 '14 at 10:32, by cVplZ
so both @bart and @Inf have retired from tavern? Don't know whether to cry or be thankful that I can finally start saving some stars for retirement.
 
@J.Steen Would you prefer Kermit or Cookie Monster from Sesame Street?
 
@SPArchaeologist Cookie Monster, very.
Of course, my favourite is Animal.
Obviously.
 
@InfiniteRecursion you know you are an hopeless fan when calling you "Derpy" starts to sound as a compliment to you
2
 
@SPArchaeologist Oh right, is there a pony-con on somewhere? I had no idea
 
8:00 AM
@James no... just season 5 starting.
 
How the hell did I miss that announcement?
 
@InfiniteRecursion cry. Always cry.
 
@J.Steen If I remember correctly, didn't they had a anniversary episode with a full plate of even bigger real cookies - about 20-25 of them. Staff tried to eat them all but didn't manage to...
 
8:14 AM
@J.Steen yep should be the one
 
Love the face.
It's a damned puppet. And so expressive.
But, no. I'm not a Sesame Street groupie.
 
@Bart waits for the @Roombatron5000 to cry
 
8:28 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: How To Change Life Style? by Janehager on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
Thrown in my $0.02 on this one: http://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/289144/establish-a-two-stage-question-commit-process
what do you guys think?
 
^^ SPAM
FLAG IT.
 
Ridiculous. Such nonsense. I can't even. ... let me read it
@James Hah, I totally saw that it was 110% .... <---- lies
 
Exactly, until you design for the fact that people by default are lazy, then you will get a tide of garbage that rapidly overwhelms moderators
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body, Blacklisted website: Who was strong and fit everything a young man like my by jadebarton on askubuntu.com
 
gone
 
@SmokeDetector fast enough to get a sample of nested quote blocks.
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@ProgramFOX Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
9:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Diminish my skin aging signs? by teseybrony on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
10:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body, URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://premiumpureforskolinrev.com/metabo-garcinia/ by asht onfal on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: VBA - WEB SCRAPING FORM CRICBUZZ WEBSITE by Saurabh Shukla on stackoverflow.com
 
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Q: Receiving data from the socket

xdtI have a 4 channel relay-board which has bulb it and can be controlled manually also but i want to handle through and android app.I also have an Toggle button with a image differently for both bulb ON and bulb OFF. When the bulb is checked bulb ON image shold be displayed and when off bulb OFF sh...

Lul, I see off-topic tag there :D
 
10:35 AM
@AlexisKing I dunno, my brain is weird.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website, Repeating characters in body: Enhance perseverance and Increment in power by user45909 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@hichris123 with 9 UVs
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, URL in title, Blacklisted website: http://premiumpureforskolinrev.com/metabo-garcinia/ by DGVrfgdf on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CAN NOT ABLE TO CHARGE MY IPHONE5 by Parth Modi on apple.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Difference between Vernier constant and least count by xxxxxxxxxxx on physics.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@hichris123 Blacklisted user.
 
> GIVE ME SOLUTION.
 
he should change his iPhone :P
 
10:56 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: Can we please block questions that contain nothing but a URL in the title? by Clive on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: How To Reduce Weight by lionea wioz on meta.stackexchange.com
 
11:25 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: I just bought my Samsung Galaxy S5 and my battery drain quickly by AlArgos on android.stackexchange.com
 
Offensive body detected ?? how ?
 
@SilentKiller "shit", middle of the second paragraph after an ellipsis
 
ohh i missed that word.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Where is the adra arch in Sagani "The Long Hunt" Part 2? by Grrrr on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
NAA, or offensive?
 
11:29 AM
offensive
 
it could easily be edited into something without a swearword
 
because of this reason i leave NAA flags.
 
11:48 AM
@hichris123 GIF MY TEH CODEZ
 
@Unihedro WHY U TALK LIKE BJB?
 
in Java on Stack Overflow Chat, 17 mins ago, by Unihedro
This keyboard sucks.
in Java on Stack Overflow Chat, 16 mins ago, by Unihedro
I imagine bjb has one of similar tier.
 
12:00 PM
> That's it! Wednesday is over now, everywhere in the world. Thank you for playing StackEgg, it has been great fun!
 
Back to normality! :D
 
in Maid Café (メイド喫茶) on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 26 secs ago, by Unihedro
What am I going to do with my life now :(
:p
 
The first star on StackExchange/stackegg
is MINE
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
12:16 PM
@Unihedro hey now. You know who to give stars to.
 
@Bart Definitely! But @Inf hasn't spoken in four hours.
 
/me grabs smiting stick
 
Am up early because annoying thunder is thundering.
 
f-f-f-thunder!
 
@Unihedro no
 
12:30 PM
@ShadowWizard: oi, don't confuse good faith edits + stooopid system removing a lovely salutation with an edit war! :-P
@balpha: sowwy, didn't realise the salutation would be removed; all I tried to do was correct the user account link.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Diets low in carbohydrates as the by sai log84 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
I learned today that edit warring with a machine is futile.
 
Hehe.
How long will the StackEgg leaderboard stay up?
 
@MartijnPieters don't give up. That's how they will come to rule us!!
 
@Unihedro not long, couple of days maybe
 
12:34 PM
@Bart all this will eventually lead to me bowing to Python chat room opinion and make their assertion I am a distributed AI a reality, just so I can beat the Stack Exchange auto-correction feature.
 
:D
 
Ah, no need anymore, @ShadowWizard hath applied HTML comment trickery to appease the machine.
 
@MartijnPieters yeah, this didn't even cross my mind! Found a way to trick it, looks like it only looks for the stuff to remove in the beginning of the post. ;)
 
You're a wizard, Shadow.
 
12:41 PM
@Unihedro: Is my rejection note too cheeky? stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/7555140
 
@MartijnPieters we can't see it yet, item is not reviewed
 
Edit reason fail #204134:
> Grammer Error
 
@MartijnPieters rofl
> Mooseman reviewed this 11 secs ago: Approve
Martijn Pieters reviewed this 43 secs ago: Reject
<panto>Oh yes it is.</panto>
Patrick Hofman reviewed this 2 mins ago: Approve
Unihedro reviewed this 2 mins ago: Reject
This edit doesn't "improve" the tag wiki - a correct response should had been changing the link to https://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/44914
 
I didn't see how the comment was useful. That's why I Approved.
 
^^ Exactly
 
12:46 PM
 
@Unihedro Approved
 
Yay for points! I can downvote more stuff now!
 
@Unihedro I think Jon Skeet can downvote every answer and still keep a positive reputation :)
 
Two more answers, to be specific
 
12:51 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: collagen in a product kind never work by Zuren Nuto on superuser.com
 
user image
3
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@LynnCrumbling Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@PeterJ gone
 
1:09 PM
cya!
 
@SilentKiller cee yaa!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TALAAQ OR TAFREEQ by Shaima on islam.stackexchange.com
 
I dare not. I care not.
 
@SmokeDetector why I feel that there will be some spam about marriage magic....
If I'm reading correctly, if you can't read your users data you can't have bussiness as file hosting service, is it?
 
1:38 PM
Seems like it @Braiam.
 
1:57 PM
there isn't a good personal certificate issuer out there?!
so many for sending mails, yet no for signing documents...
 
2:21 PM
@Braiam define good? DigiCert offer personal certs. Thawte seems to have dropped that service. Or are you looking for something like this?
 
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Q: Should I let someone I know login to Stack Exchange from my machine?

Zero PiraeusSo there's this girl I know. She's kind and funny and sweet and basically kinda awesome, and as we've gotten to know each other better, my participation in Stack Exchange has come up as a topic of conversation more than once. Obviously something rubbed off, because earlier this week she signed u...

 
@nicael nice try sockpuppet
 
@rene is not for a domain but for any kind of document
 
@Braiam The link to digidenty eSigning offers that.
 
@rene I'm trying to get a quote on that... failing miserably
that or I have to contact them..
 
cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/29413884/… (off-topic- this question is about server configuration)
 
@Braiam you better try to contact them. If that doesn't work-out, let me know.
 
How come that went to -3 then both new votes were reversed?
 
2:50 PM
 
@Mooseman why did you delete your answer? The part about Incognito was correct.
 
in Java on Stack Overflow Chat, 7 secs ago, by Unihedro
<- totally has not been educated from StackEgg game
 
@ShadowWizard The spy-ing part can only be dreamed up by someone with experience...
 
@rene hmm? not sure I follow... actually totally confused
oh wait, you mean my own comment there?
(thought you mean something with @Moo's deleted answer)
 
@ShadowWizard yeah
 
3:00 PM
lol
well in that case.... .... .... :D
hmm... why there's spam in starboard? O:
 
Because this is the Tavern on the Spam?
 
@ShadowWizard TL (The mod chat room)
 
@Mooseman DR?
 
user259867
> There is a large middle class of sites that may never <quote, unquote> "graduate" simply because they may never become huge sites. [...] I recently suggested that we stop keeping this eternal-beta label on perfectly good sites to help clear up some of the confusion. It's a bit more involved than that, but we'll see how it goes. -- Robert Cartaino
 
3:05 PM
Hate those high-reps that still post answers on a questions that clearly is a dupe...
 
user259867
I guess Gardening is a middle-class site, @Frank.
 
@Mooseman what about it?
 
@Bart :D
 
@ShadowWizard It was recommended. That's all I can say.
 
user259867
@ShadowWizard Historical significance. It met four spam criteria at once, a 4-star spam post. Still looking for 5-star spam.
 
3:08 PM
ok ok.... clicking in 3.. 2.. 1..
@Mooseman fair enough, but still, you could probably fix by an edit. :)
 
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A: Should I let someone I know login to Stack Exchange from my machine?

MoosemanI don't see your accounts getting merged if neither of you is posting spam or taking other illegitimate actions. That said, I can't make a guarantee. A safer option, in the future, would be to open in incognito Chrome window.

 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: Problem with namespace by user3668607 on askubuntu.com
 
@Mooseman why not edit your existing answer and undeleting? Anyway, there is 100% automatic merge in place, that's what shog was referring to most likely.
 
@ShadowWizard DANGER DANGER DANGER. I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
 
lol
@Mooseman in case your bot caused you to miss the notification, another one. ^^^
 
3:27 PM
@ShadowWizard Edit history.
I should really make the bot a bit more selective...
 
user259867
(It's a monetized blog with a sketchy popup)
 
user259867
gone
 
Uh oh - its still here and its April 2.
 
3:46 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body, Bad keyword in title: Garcinia Cambogia Supreme Easy Tips To lose weight by Tonya Ejoe on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Wow. A double hit for the same filter!
gone
 
user259867
Blacklist candidate supplementsdeal.com (in case they move beyond garcinia)
 
To readers: I'm accepting this because the goal here is to document the SO mod team's position on the issue. Until and unless there's a conflicting answer from another mod, this is the de facto correct answer. I would request that if you disagree with it, please write or upvote a different one. It's important for users to know how a flag will be received when choosing whether to cast it or not; disagreeing with this answer does not make it any less useful. Save the downvotes for feature requests. — Air 19 mins ago
Why are users so reactive towards downvotes? :/
 
But... why downvote the answer?
 
I don't know. But I didn't like the OP reinforcing that "this is the de facto correct answer" and shouting at the downvoters...
 
3:54 PM
I don't perceive that as shouting
 
Nor did I.
 
Me too.
 
Sam
I CONSIDER THIS TO BE SHOUTING!!!
 
I think it makes it clear why that answer was accepted. The last sentence about downvotes could be left out, but the bold makes it clear why the OP was accepting that particular answer
 
3:56 PM
^
 
If the last sentence didn't exist would you still be upset?
 
such drama over my answer
 
@bluefeet welcome to meta
 
I'm a bad mod for promoting vigilantism
 
3:57 PM
Dibs on Batman!
 
which I obviously wasn't
 
:D
Any post by a mod = drama
 
any mod = no
by a blue footed booby = yes
 
No, all mods get drama
 
not so much with Brad
 
4:01 PM
a lot on Mr. Stocker's posts
 
yes, he gets it
 
Speaking of which: The closing police squad has an event at 20:00 UTC tonight
 
@Alex Sorry, but actually you are being a bit rude, please don't. I don't think saying "hush" is very polite. — nicael 50 secs ago
@nicael Sorry. D:
If anything, I'm continually amused by your meta-ings. :)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: What are the Aweber API Variables $account_id and $list_id? by Jared Smith on stackoverflow.com
 
Only privileged users can tpu the SmokeDetector, right?
 
Yep. you can ping their devs if you believe you are worthy for the privilege and won't mess with Smokey.
 
this:
This is related to mail configuration. So it is consider in rails + spree programming.That's y this question is eligible here.Please let me know if any body have solution of above question because i got the same problem. — Jigar Bhatt 2 hours ago
This user thinks that mail configuration questions are on-topic, hmm
 
@AlexisKing Lightness changed his name :O
 
4:44 PM
@ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ needs one more cv
@Unihedro Does @ʎǝʞuoɯɹǝqʎɔ know who the devs of Smokey are? :)
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@LynnCrumbling Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
A postmortem of the #stackoverflow outage on March 31st is now up (spoiler: we DDoSed ourselves): http://stackstatus.net/post/115305251014/outage-postmortem-march-31-2015
 
@SmokeDetector fpu
 
@rene Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
4:55 PM
@Feeds eggcellent
5
 
baba again...
 
BABA is in the equation
 
Oh hey @Feeds, haven't seen you in a while...
 

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