@bjb568 That'll keep ya out of trouble :P

:)

@HoboSapiens Closed.

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/7364353

@AstroCB ty

@HoboSapiens all of 'em should be closed

@hichris123 They are indeed. Thank you. I guess I'll start deleting them now...

Anybody know of a viral disease characterized by fever and skin rash that is 10 letters long and has h as its second letter and o as its ninth?

@bjb568 nope

aw

so there you go

Yeah, but I'm doing the crossword first.

@bjb568 chickenpox

ooh

Yay for Wikipedia!

yay

@hichris123 nice

stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/7362556

moooorning

@AstroCB lol deleted question link

morning evening

> Because of how StackOverflow works, I cannot make it very nice-looking. To be honest, I think StackOverflow has drifted into snobism, where it's not important to help people but more important to ask perfect questions. The answers you'll find are, in 90's of the cases: "Don't do what you are trying to do, use this entirely different and inapplicable solution instead".

/rant

@JamesMassey hiya random person

what are you doing here

(jk) xD

How are ya?

at least today, the air con works

woot

I call it ac

Talked to someone in Georgia who said it was 78 where they were :-/

I say: :P

It got up to 73-ish today here.

yay

Go away googlebot, quit analyzing my handwriting for advertising purposes.

That's... backwards.

ur observant

really

too lazy fer a decent pic

Are all cats this lazy?

yas

On to the math homework now!

the only problem with spanish is that you can't say cool lines... :(

@bjb568 did you really have to edit the image to produce the mirage effect?

> Okay, now I have finished pretending to be sleeping. Time to start sleeping…

yeah, right

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: E(X)*E(1/X) <= (a + b)^2 / 4ab by Lewkrr on stats.stackexchange.com

@Braiam I used photo booth for it :P

@rene The VBA room? I don't see any cv-pls requests in that room's transcript

BTW, apparently mixing milk with jam, syrup, and cranberry juice doest make it taste good. Just tested.

Now, I'm going to start on the math homework.

@SmokeDetector fp

@KevinBrown Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Pulled Pork (with leg) by q master on cooking.stackexchange.com

... NAA?

@Woodface Registered answer as false positive.

NAA: gaming.stackexchange.com/a/210078/68148

flagged

@LynnCrumbling It was 80 again here today, just like yesterday. And no, I’m not in Georgia, surprisingly.

Whats that in metric?

80%.

25c, not bad

I'm obviously missing some context, nvm

T=80.2 + H=09 => C=89.2

ahhh you are talking temperature

Comfort = (Temperature + Humidity) ≤ 100;

Ugh. How to do convert r = 4 / (1 + sin (θ)) to 8y = 16 - x^2

⁴⁄ ₍₁ ₊ ₛᵢₙ ₍θ₎₎

Pity about the theta.

@Woodface oh kay

No funciona.

Using a regex.

Fences should work better

and if not, a 3-metre tall wall out of cobblestone should

What's that in English?

If your equation contains lions, you'll need a two-rod fence.

> and some flowers are roses

noice

@tchrist Why'd you use Unicode subscripts/superscripts?

@hichris123 Halibut.

@hichris123 cuz...

dammit!

ᴸᵃᵀᵉX ⁄ Uₙᵢcₒdₑ

...

looks around for people seeing squares

prepares to trot out the Gothic Cuneiform Deseret goulash

doesn't see squares – isn't on chrome

@tchrist Halibut is a flatfish, genus Hippoglossus, from the family of the right-eye flounders (Pleuronectidae). Other flatfish are also called halibut. The name is derived from haly (holy) and butt (flat fish), for its popularity on Catholic holy days. Halibut are demersal fish which live in the North Pacific (Pacific halibut, Hippoglossus stenolepis) and the North Atlantic oceans (Atlantic halibut, Hippoglossus hippoglossus). They are highly regarded food fish.

huh…

Butts!

@tchrist isn't there a cheap mass-produced computer for like 7¢ that will run linux?

@bjb I'm going to have to add this to my patch now... :p

@bjb568 I’m glad you found one word there that you understood.

Cool.

Let me also recommend to you the blackbutt, hackbut, molebut, sackbut, and the sarbut.

^ really?

chess.com/livechess/game?id=1091065936

@LynnCrumbling Closed.

Haha, he didn't see that one coming ^^

WITH the white queen on the board! Impressive!

Thought I was a goner at first

but note, my blitz (5 min) rating is only 843

> Total Games: 876 (417 W/ 420 L / 39 D)

wow, didn't realize I played so much

Hah. You play too much.

Headed to bed; night.

me too; night

downvote it?

I did, but it's no signal.

Is there a console on the mobile version of Chrome? I want to trash multiple messages, the phone interface doesn't let me.

I know the $.post for this, so.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Dual Citizen - Ireland/UK entering Thailand by mark on travel.stackexchange.com

@Unihedro nope

been there, wanted that, no luck :(

Grr.

st patty's?

@Doorknob yas yas!

@Woodface sigh, timezones...

and caching

It shows as 16 Mar 2015 on my computer. :P

reopen-plz This is not a duplicate: stackoverflow.com/questions/27493845/…

@Unihedro Does mobile Chrome have extensions? There's an iOS app that adds a button to the share sheet in Safari that allows you to view source/DOM hierarchy/inject JS, etc.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: There are some issues we just can't do on our own by owoxocicayh on askubuntu.com

@Woodface Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

Idiot parenting.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/7732

parenting.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/7745

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Have positive sexual facet effects? by moonaroyne on drupal.stackexchange.com

Maybe one of the reasons Drupal gets so much spam is because it has tags such as "strongarm"? :P

@SmokeDetector tpu

@Doorknob Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@Woodface It's deleted.

Wait...no it's not.

That's weird.

Why doesn't the permalink jump to the comment when it loads?

Oh...it was stuck on the old one.

...and now I'm talking to myself.

@Woodface parenting

on topic there

parenting.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/7747

rly

@Woodface Meh

that will be disaster

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://hnclpartners.com/testogen-testosterone-triple-action/ by carlsant on math.stackexchange.com

Night!

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://hnclpartners.com/testogen-testosterone-triple-action/ by carlsant on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://hnclpartners.com/testogen-testosterone-triple-action/ by carlsant on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://hnclpartners.com/testogen-testosterone-triple-action/ by carlsant on magento.stackexchange.com

how do you tell SmokeDetector that they are bad?

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: So for and is going to be a treat him across the road the time by jeeto pak on superuser.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: We've learned the gastronomic by gul naaz on meta.stackexchange.com

SU one has 2 close votes :/

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, Blacklisted website: It's going to be broken down into re fatty acid by lucychandler on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: May I prefer it? by myragoridon on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SHOW THE L, M LINES ARE PARALLEL by sreenivasdegala on math.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@SmokeDetector tpu

@SmokeDetector tpu

@InfiniteRecursion Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

@bjb568 ???

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Where was director Tommy Wiseau born and/or raised? by Dalakos on movies.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: May White Magic Actually Make Me A Muscle Machine That Is Mean? by tad doran on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body: A visit to a skin care heart by user388817 on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Your Muscles With T-Advance Supplement by Genet Abel on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Run time error '-20147188160 (80048240)': Automation Error while copying chart from Excel to PPT using VBA by Devansh Agarwal on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Build Your Muscles With T-Advance Supplement by Genet Abel on drupal.stackexchange.com

Not sure why it got 4 cv's: meta.stackoverflow.com/review/close/4552

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to Get Called ID ( i.e Extension ID) C# Tapi in ICD( Incoming Call Distribution Group) with Unified Call Dist by Rameshwar Kad on stackoverflow.com

^^ awful question, cv-pls

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle BUilding Kool by rebo smith on drupal.stackexchange.com

Morning

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What is doctor’s opinion? by gillijuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: The Advanced 3 Vitamin Basically Strongest Herbals 15 days Formula by Fiona yagy on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Supplements For Muscle Growth by Betty Blue on meta.stackexchange.com

I am a genius with a capital J

hmmm, that joke works better spoken

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Mysql - How to insert defined number of rows in SQL by Raj on stackoverflow.com

@SmokeDetector Found nothing rude or inappropriate in that answer.

Helps here meta.stackexchange.com/questions/251451/…

@MetaWonder English Language Learners Stack Exchange is for people who are learning or teaching English as a foreign language. ??

@bummi oh ok.. is my question off - topic ?

@MetaWonder I don't think it's OT, maybe not well researched

So likely to be Voted down ??

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: To healthier knew you all without drugs all by sweet Smile on drupal.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscles Building had a get are you can do by Prince Jani on drupal.stackexchange.com

@Andy That might be correct but it was requested to use that as well. Is that a problem?

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: how to build drupal search and category block just like that website architizer.com/projects/q by test_test31 on drupal.stackexchange.com

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/29094758/…

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Open Source implementation of Google Play Services by mehedi on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Why is JQuery saving my field as blank when I set the field to disabled by Hassan Khan on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AUDIT TABLE AND SESSIONS by Mjoli Mandlenkosi Simon on stackoverflow.com

cv-pls: stackoverflow.com/questions/29096290/audit-table-and-sessions

@Palec It's a bot.

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: How i can create a test org from this link partners.salesforce.com/partnerHome. i am a partner portal memebr by Riaz Muhammad on salesforce.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Addium brain booster by omekhemk smith on math.stackexchange.com

is chat.stackexchange.com unreachable?

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: What do you think to prefer it for long time? by ddceciilefarmer on drupal.stackexchange.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to send a birthday notification? by Nuthan Krishna on salesforce.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Most Weight Loss methods and instruments? by wataked on askubuntu.com

@SmokeDetector tpu

@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Javascipt Date receive as object like this trip.Date: “/Date(1426530600000)/” by Vicky on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: CSV FILE AND LINE BREAKING by Fred81 on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: How to get Source code for Ubuntu? by baba ramdev on askubuntu.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Bad keyword in body, Phone number detected: Is 0800-086-8676 UK Yahoo Phone Number Technical Support Number? by Henry Moyes on webapps.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: How to get Source code for Ubuntu? by baba ramdev on askubuntu.com

Spam Q (TPA'd by Mooseman): How's your Brain Health by Dr. Steve of Dr. Steves Healthy Living Addium, by □ stepceras, on drupal.stackexchange.com.

Low Quality A (TPA'd by Mooseman): For some reason I have the same problem in Magento 1.9.0.1 I have no cl..., by □ Bas, on magento.stackexchange.com.

Why is it so quiet in here? I thought the tavern would be busy on St. Patrick's Day...

spam android.stackexchange.com/q/102774/44325 (if it's not yet announced here)

lol

Argh. stackoverflow.com/…

Autocorrect much?

I highly doubt it. Just a general lack of skill in English.

^^ On SO

Does that mean we should clear the queue, or wait and see if we can get it up to 1337? ;)

@Woodface If you want to code naked, that's up to you.

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: If I renew my passport do I get 10 years from the expiration date or 10 years from the renewal date? by craig morris on travel.stackexchange.com

Only 62 "you suck" on SO...

^^ cv-pls

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected: Problem converting the timestamp 1426593600000 to a date by leonardo on sharepoint.stackexchange.com

delv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/3452107/1234256

@Pham del

@Woodface The more the merrier? I don't know. =D

Quote of the day: (Source)

> PHP sucks, but not THAT much.

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