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bjb568

8:02 PM

> How do you prefer to be contacted about job opportunities?

Facebook?

rly?

Bart

Twasn't a great survey

rene

@S.L.Barth It is The Netherlands

Pham

Low Quality A (21.8%): Can you explain what you are trying to do? You dont control on who uses ..., by □ pbaniya04, on dba.stackexchange.com.

user259867

I think both his answers are NAA

rene

Is that non-linked url an attempt at spam?

S.L. Barth

8:06 PM

@rene Well, then the Netherlands is the same as Afghanistan.... that's exciting :-)

Frank

junk stats.stackexchange.com/questions/206/…

not enough rep there to flag

bjb568

> How frequently do you read Stack Overflow questions or answers?
> I have never been on Stack Overflow. I just love taking surveys.
:O

user259867

@rene I consider it grey territory between "trying to be helpful with a link" and "spamming". The other answer is also a link to the same site.

user259867

@ento The survey is for anyone who wants to take it and can understand this sentence. — samthebrand ♦ 1 hour ago

Pham

Low Quality A (24.7%): it comed from weed being referred to as THE BOMB, by □ J Dizzle, on english.stackexchange.com.

Lynn Crumbling

8:09 PM

^ NAA, or ?

Mooseman

vlq

rene

I have no idea

Frank

@LynnCrumbling I did vlq

whatever it is, we don't want it on SE

xD

Lynn Crumbling

@Frank ok.. I agree

bjb568

Done with survey.

rene

8:12 PM

Bye Inf

Frank

wat stackoverflow.com/questions/28270740/…

Is that legit or no?

user259867

@Frank Linking to Salesforce official docs on Salesforce site is not spam...

bjb568

@Frank sorta

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): It means they are using a cracked version of the software., by □ Kyle, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

Frank

@bjb568 How many m&ms did you count?

bjb568

8:15 PM

what where?

Frank

in the survey

bjb568

I… didn't see anything about m&ms.

Frank

ok then you're not old enough

bjb568

:O

Sam

@bjb568 Same here.

bjb568

8:16 PM

Only old people get m&ms? :(

Frank

@Doorknob Yeah, I'm thinking there's an age barrier :( I loaded the survey in Private Browsing (no cookies) and it came up :( — RPi Awesomeness 4 hours ago

so

Sam

:/

Frank

Now I wonder if they asked the younger folks something they didn't ask us... :/

bjb568

complains to @shog again

Pëkka

scontent-a-mad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/…

Shog9

8:20 PM

brighten up those dreary bank robberies a bit

I mean, skiing

Frank

lol

Pëkka

Yeah!

bjb568

Can't even complain to shog? D:

Frank

u can complain to ur parents and see what they think... jk

bjb568

they think ther thotz

Frank

8:22 PM

goes and washes truck

Sterling Archer

Is there an age limit for chat/SO?

Frank

@SterlingArcher shouldn't be

Sterling Archer

I was hoping there was :(

Bart

Same age limit as for the rest of the site @SterlingArcher

Sterling Archer

in Compatible With Everything library on Stack Overflow Chat, 2 mins ago, by wyatt

i'm 12 :)

@Bart link to sauce of that?

Bart

8:26 PM

@SterlingArcher well ... that's not good

Sterling Archer

I swear if it's alfredo >=(

Bart

stackexchange.com/legal

Frank

@SterlingArcher people lie.

Sterling Archer

He's acting like a 12 year old so I hope he's removed.

bjb568

@SterlingArcher he could have lied

@SterlingArcher no, he's acting like an idiot.

Sterling Archer

8:28 PM

If you're going to lie about your age, you take on the risk of breaking the sites rules

If somebody claims to be 12, does a mod have proper clearance to act?

Frank

SPAM english.stackexchange.com/questions/150886/…

lol

@SterlingArcher yes

@SterlingArcher yes

Well there we go :D

@SterlingArcher yes

TBF tho, he could be 13 now.

Sterling Archer

8:30 PM

Don't be Frank, he's already here.

bjb568

:P

Hm… this is interesting tho. What if somebody said they were 12, then a minute later said they just turned 13? Could/should mods act on that?

Bart

"interesting"

Sterling Archer

Pending behavior? :P

Bart

@Pëkka awesome. You're selling those?

Frank

@bjb568 sure.

I'm 7

(jk)

bjb568

8:34 PM

:O

rene

flag

bjb568

Oh, you look tall tho. I wouldn't think that big of a tree is 7.

Bart

@Frank pretty immature for a 7 year old though

Frank

@Bart lol

bjb568

@Frank But if you say you're 13 but joined the site >1y ago you're fine, I think.

Andy

8:36 PM

@bjb568 give it a shot. For science...

bjb568

eh… no.

hichris123

@Andy Obviously I need to report @bjb's account now for certain... irregularities.

bjb568

:O

not voting irregularities?

hichris123

@bjb568 Wait, you have been serially voting? I shall report this too!

bjb568

:O

not flagging irregularities?

So… what should I include on the DevDoodle how to ask page?

Sam

8:53 PM

@bjb568 How to not be a noob/troll/spammer.

Mooseman

And write that (^^) in bold

Sam

YES AND USE CAPS.

CUZ CAPZ MAKES EVERYTING BETTAH

2

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, All-caps title: 1 (855) 867-5844 MSN HOTMAIL TECHNICAL SUPPORT PHONE NUMBER USA? by 24x7 Online Technical Support on stackoverflow.com

Sam

gone

bjb568

@Sam SOUNDS GOOD

Pham

8:58 PM

Low Quality A (21.8%): I followed Ben Bolker's reccomendation and loaded a clean R session. Ra..., by □ rain, on stats.stackexchange.com.

bjb568

What's that about?

Mooseman

Screenshot reflects excellent pixel density.

bjb568

Nah, I just make my screenshot excellent.

Sam

yesterday, by Sam

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 16 hours ago, by Sam

in Tavern on the Meta, 2 days ago, by Unihedro

3 hours ago, by Unihedro

feature-request If the user of report has only 1 rep, add a hollow square to the left of the username. If the user of report has over 20 rep, add a filled square to the left of the username.

Mooseman

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 7 hours ago, by Unihedro

@Mooseman 1 rep user = hollow square, >= 20 reo user = solid square

bjb568

9:01 PM

Oh.

Sam

Which is in addition to the on-hover info.

bjb568

Make the square link to explanation message!

Sam

Good idea.

bjb568

19

A: Why aren't creationism and natural science on the same level? (Or are they?)

The slogan different scientists can reach very different conclusions, depending on their starting assumptions. is misleading in the context of the "debate" between evolution and creationism. Scientists aim to explain how the world works. If two scientists disagree about some issue, then a...

lel

rene

Asking for a Yahoo answers implementation 'nuff said

Sam

9:11 PM

status-completed

bjb568

yay!

@rene 3k? o_O

oh, it's old

rene

yeah... that was ~~before the war~~ ~~in better times~~ a long time ago....

@bjb568 Is there a Yahoo Answer about an implementation for StackExchange?

bjb568

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130217090726AA9GM1h

there's stock exchange stuff too.

Yay, mr brown is here!

S.L. Barth

I wonder if that question about Yahoo answers wasn't just meant to troll Jeff Atwoord...!

.....as we all know how much he loves PHP ;-)

bjb568

Everyone loves PHP!

rene

9:20 PM

@S.L.Barth That is possible. He still has a diamond. He can protect it if he wants to keep it... ;)

S.L. Barth

@rene It's [on hold] now.... some people saved him the effort.

Kevin Brown

I just realized it's really obvious if you have a reopen queue audit, the "this question has been closed" notice is automatically displayed (but it isn't for non-audits)

S.L. Barth

@KevinBrown Time for a bug report on MSE then.

bjb568

kewl

Kevin Brown

9:49 PM

0

Q: Reopen queue audits are very obvious

In the reopen queue, questions are displayed with most of the influential information removed, usually giving you just the revision information. In my case, I am given just the markdown changes, with no information about why it was closed and who it was closed by. But in the case of a review ...

bjb568

hmph, by design

gunr2171

@KevinBrown sounds like mission fucking accomplished

Kevin Brown

10:07 PM

Thanks @Shog9, for some reason the audits always stood out because most of the reopen queue items on SO are for edits

Shog9

yup

Andy

Whoa. Why'd the reopen queue on SO jump to triple digits?

Shog9

I went ahead and added 300-some non-edited review tasks to the queue so you'd have a chance to observe more closely the match between these and audits... — Shog9 ♦ 4 mins ago

user259867

Selected at random, or...?

Shog9

the other thing

Andy

10:11 PM

chickens it is then

hichris123

@Fundamental no, random obviously selected them.

Seems like posts with a high amount of views @Shog9?

Shog9

among other things

votes

chickens

user259867

@hichris123 ... and then went to review them, leaving most closed.

hichris123

ducks?

user259867

Some people's ideas of fun...

hichris123

10:14 PM

@Fundamental Yeah, most are tool recs & "Which is better?" "Why should I choose this?", etc.

@Fundamental Better than close voting!

> How to write Rest in PHP

That's... a question?

user202362

Speaking of which, I think my chicken kind of looks like a fire pheonix ... without the pretty feathers. But others would probably disagree ...

hichris123

Thoughts on stackoverflow.com/review/reopen/6937920? I feel like it's still not a good question... but should it stay closed?

Andy

@hichris123 I voted to keep it closed. It's broad.

There are many ways to write a recursive function.

user259867

One of those reopened: How to connect android wifi to adhoc wifi? could use an edit... but more importantly, does anyone care about Android 2.x now? Also... is it really about programming?

Shog9

@hichris123 if you reopen that, you'll just encourage the author to ask more like it.

bummi

10:20 PM

@hichris123 no delete votes left

hichris123

@Andy True.

@Shog9 Author's gone, so I'm not too worried about that.

Andy

@hichris123 Eh. I was over ruled.

Kevin Brown

@Fundamental I'm pretty sure there are still a large amount of 2.x users

hichris123

@Fundamental I voted to leave that closed. It's not super related to programming, although it has a code answer... but then again, a lot of non-programming questions can be figured out via code.

Shog9

@hichris123 that was the joke

hichris123

10:22 PM

@KevinBrown less than 20%.

@Shog9 I'm slow today, aren't I?

Shog9

Or I am

hichris123

More than likely me.

@KevinBrown ~8%

Kevin Brown

@hichris123 Haven't checked on it lately, but it's good to hear it's finally below 10%.

hichris123

yup. Now, if my dad can just get rid of his Gingerbread phone...

user202362

Can you be talented at, say, dissing people? Or talent is a word that can only be used on what considered are good things?

Kevin Brown

10:28 PM

@Shog9 Are there edit-based reopen audits or are they only set up like these?

Shog9

@KevinBrown no

hichris123

Ouch. 6000 views and no +1 scored answers?

Fairly sure this is off-topic but okay on SF/SU? stackoverflow.com/questions/20099271/…

Yeah, I'm slow today.

bjb568

@hichris123 That's because it's impossible.

hichris123

@bjb568 No one could have written a good answer saying that?

bjb568

@Shog9 Chicken yummy!

@hichris123 No.

Kevin Brown

10:37 PM

@hichris123 stackoverflow.com/a/23404757/359284

Well, looks like someone cleaned it up

hichris123

@KevinBrown was that the flash one?

bjb568

Ooh, cabam!

Kevin Brown

@hichris123 Yup, the closest to saying "no, it's can be done with JS"

hichris123

Yeah. That one probably could have been saved with some major editing... but meh.

Shog9

it's a dup several times over

hichris123

10:39 PM

Oh, of course.

bjb568

That's why I like Shog.

hichris123

Yup, Shog's right. There's a good number of duplicates of that question.

bjb568

Splint evil. Better with no splint.

Shog9

straight bones are so conformist

bjb568

yeah

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/… seems to have irrelevant info. What they do now in 2008 doesn't matter if the project was finished in 2003.

My calc grade sucks. I thot 2 * 2 = 2 and 5^2 = 24.

I'm stuck with an awful 98.59%, maybe not even best in the class :(

#tehporblemz

Frank

11:01 PM

@bjb568 That is bad...

bjb568

Yeah.

Frank

It's lower than 98.6%, which is the lowest acceptable score...

bjb568

(humblebrag)

Frank

wow... chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/821/secrets

right now

bjb568

Wish I could star them all.

Good idea, we can all star alternate ones!

Frank

11:05 PM

I'm out of stars

...

bjb568

I'm not.

Frank

that was good

bjb568

Yeah.

My skewl has a powerskewl course registration thing. Guess if it works.

Hint: it doesn't.

Frank

hmm, hard one...

it... works?

bjb568

no

Frank

11:15 PM

aw...

user259867

@Frank Try again; you have 9 attempts left.

Frank

lol

user259867

1

A: Stackexchange.com is broken (some of the time)

We went through a round of server upgrades last week. All of the issues we had should be fixed now.

user259867

No more issues left at SE.

bjb568

yeah right

Frank

11:36 PM

3

user259867

Is that even true? Better ask at Coffee

bjb568

coffee many yuk

dvs site

user202362

Giraffe is not cold blooded, so no, the coffee would not get cold. But whoever said that, thanks for letting us you that you are an idiot.

user259867

14

Q: Is Kopi Luwak safe to drink?

Kopi luwak, i.e. Vietnamese weasel coffee, is made from beans that have been consumed and excreted by civets. It can cost as much as $3000/lb, so few have probably tried it. This process doesn't seem incredibly sanitary. Is this coffee safe to drink? Do people contract diseases from drinking ...

health specialty kopiluwak weaselcoffee

bjb568

@chmod711telkitty It'd be cooled down from 210˚ right?

Frank

11:40 PM

@bjb568 -1

user259867

@chmod711telkitty Coffee at body temperature is cold coffee.

Frank

Coffee is life

bjb568

ur life is yuk

Frank

ur life smells like cat

bjb568

mi life iz teh cat

user259867

11:41 PM

You are unlikely to understand why people drink coffee until you have a job...

bjb568

will be do flexy hour

user259867

bjb568

:D

bluet

fake smile ^

hi @inf

user202362

lol drink extremely hot coffee will give you throat cancer in the long run & whoever force a giraffe to drink 210˚ coffee will be sued for animal cruelty