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So.. ExpressionEngine® is some PHP-based CMS? How many of those are still there in the wild? I guess Craft is like that too. Plus the familiar Drupal and Wordpress.

Unihedro

And Joomla

Jan Dvorak

kill PHP and spammers will have four fewer targets...

user259867

Boring fact of the day: ExpressionEngine® Answers has the lowest traffic (872/day) of any site with at least 3k questions. (They have 9k questions, actually). Possibly the lowest traffic/posts ratio on SE.

Unihedro

yawns

user259867

9:48 AM

What can I say, it's my job.

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/8722369/1699210 tool-rec

user259867

Over at Math, I even co-own a room for boring facts about the site.

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 52.6023: How To access Opportunity object over customer Portal on salesforce.stackexchange.com

Andrew T.

ja.so existed before internet

Jan Dvorak

previously on clay tablets...

user259867

10:02 AM

11

Q: コマンドが終了したら音を鳴らしたい

ちょっと時間がかかるテストを回しながら開発しています。 $ python tests.py テストが走っている間に次のテストを書いたりして時間の埋め合わせをしていますが、テストが終わったら前回変えたところを忘れないうちにすぐにテスト結果を見て対処したいです。テストを実行するコマンドが終了したらビープ音か何かを鳴らせばいいかと思うのですが、どうすればいいでしょうか。 SSH越しのシェルでも動作するような方法がよいです。おまけでコマンドの終了コードが 0 かそうでないかによって別の音 (ビープ音の数が違うのでもよい) にできればさらによいです。(補足: ただし、音は終了コード...

user259867

Their highest voted question, +11. Anyone knows how good is it? :p

Jan Dvorak

nice images

Andrew T.

"(If bash has) finished executing commands, make a sound"

Jan Dvorak

My theory is that global warming is just a deliberate effort to obliterate Japan and JA.SO

Andrew T.

wot

user259867

10:04 AM

I briefly considered adding an answer, but...

user259867

Andrew T.

email is required, but not displayed publicly

oh, meta.ja.so

user259867

Is it just my browser, or is ja.so not very responsive when scrolling? I suppose the characters are to blame.

Andrew T.

didn't feel performance hit, but maybe I am already used to browse CJK sites

Jan Dvorak

Chrome does a great job eliminating all those japanese characters

Also, my computer takes a performance hit when doing anything

Unihedro

10:12 AM

@JanDvorak comp specs pls

Jan Dvorak

Atom 1.6GHz / 2 GB RAM

/ crappy GPU

Unihedro

Ohh, general purpose computer?

Jan Dvorak

a low-end convertible

Unihedro

at least it works :p

Jan Dvorak

well, apart from the keyboard

still... true

user259867

10:17 AM

I'm on "The faster, simpler, and more secure computer".

user259867

Also known as Chromebook. So yes, a performance hit from the Japanese.

Andrew T.

Welp, meta.ja.stackoverflow.com/q/1534/2767

user259867

I would upvote if I could find my way to sign up button. :)

Andrew T.

@Behaviour lol :) ja.stackoverflow.com/users/…

Jan Dvorak

@Behaviour use Google Translate ;-)

Unihedro

10:25 AM

I have no idea how to add Japanese, but I added the bits of English I found on ja.so as well.

assuming relevance

user259867

Upvoted! The question only; I've no idea what the answer says.
But no Kofia hat, JA.SO does not participate in WB. And it's on meta anyway.

Andrew T.

@Unihedro err, unfortunately, not relevant to the topic (guest post). I

I'll post new one for that

user259867

I think Andrew T.'s question is "how to translate this dialog".

user259867

So, NAA.

Jan Dvorak

Screenshots annotated with punctuation: the universal language of the Internet.

Unihedro

10:27 AM

^^^^^

Andrew T.

and blue color

Unihedro

no freehand circles :/

Jan Dvorak

Arrows will do

Andrew T.

uhh... the problem is not only the translation, since the link goes to English version of SE's privacy policy (and there is no Japanese for that one)... let's see..

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 66.3865: how made javaFX application online registration? on stackoverflow.com

Andrew T.

10:33 AM

^ unclear/too-broad

umm... meta.ja.stackoverflow.com/q/1537/2767

(basically, there is English remaining when registration, but the links go to English site and no Japanese version)

Mooseman is eating pizza

In the 60s, Marvin Minsky assigned a couple of undergrads to spend the summer programming a computer to use a camera to identify objects in a scene. He figured they'd have the problem solved by the end of the summer. Half a century later, we're still working on it.

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 85.9964: i broke encrypted swap partition. how to bring it back? on askubuntu.com

DroidDev

@Moosemaniseatingpizza seen many times, but still, lol :D

Jan Dvorak

10:52 AM

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/141846/somebody-making-noise

rene

11:06 AM

Self-defense techniques? Do you mean you want to teach your program how to punch people in the face? — Frédéric Hamidi 3 mins ago

Jan Dvorak

unclear stackoverflow.com/questions/27687675/…

ProgramFOX

SPAM answer stackoverflow.com/a/27687320/2619912

Jan Dvorak

offensive christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/35879/…

Pham

Low Quality Q (62.5%): Hi i'm a java developer planning to develope a software for my new medical shop. Which framework shall I use., by PrAd Z, on programmers.stackexchange.com.

Mooseman is eating pizza

^^ OT/Tool

hichris123

11:26 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.7794: jekyll 2.5.3 | Error: :pgroup option is invalid on stackoverflow.com

bummi

cv-pls superuser.com/q/852699/172747 tool-rec

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27632725/1699210 OT

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

ProgramFOX

wow, that went quickly

@SmokeDetector gone

A mod was probably around.

Jan Dvorak

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/141849/…

nuke-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27688125/…

Patrick Hofman

11:42 AM

flag-pls NAA: stackoverflow.com/a/1879426/993547

DroidDev

@PatrickHofman flazzed

Patrick Hofman

@DroidDev thanks

Jan Dvorak

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/141851/…

bummi

11:57 AM

spam sharepoint.stackexchange.com/a/126190/18978

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 79.5864: Uncomplicated Methods For Skin Eye Serum Explained on meta.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 tpu

ProgramFOX

Skin Eye Serum. goes to SmokeDetector's regex

Jan Dvorak

also, skin serum, eye serum, skin eye?

ProgramFOX

Yeah, good idea.

Jan Dvorak

12:02 PM

maybe even just "serum"?

ProgramFOX

Hmm... perhaps, I'm going to perform a search.

No, many fp's.

Jan Dvorak

are there?

ProgramFOX

Sure. For example: scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/53219/…

And boardgames.stackexchange.com/questions/14197/…

And skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/16765/…

Jan Dvorak

huh...

ProgramFOX

reject-pls stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/6601201

Patrick Hofman

12:10 PM

@ProgramFOX done using the edit button

ProgramFOX

Thanks!

Patrick Hofman

The edit button is your friend for one step rejects ;)

ProgramFOX

Yeah, forgot about it now :P

Frank

12:21 PM

Hi all

ProgramFOX

Hi

Jan Dvorak

dat title math.stackexchange.com/questions/1084506/conisder-an-equation

ProgramFOX

Okay, I considered an equation. What's next?

bummi

@JanDvorak I surrendered improving post on math, the get always rejected by community

Jan Dvorak

example?

Frank

12:28 PM

@Moosemaniseatingpizza sooo... that's kinda weird

Bjb Time?

07:31:06

@bjb568 Wake up!!

@JanDvorak math.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/324885

Jan Dvorak

oh.

hichris123

12:36 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 93.2153: i have sony vaio VGN-N250E AND I AM NOT ABLE TO INSTALL UNBUNTU 14.04.Please help me! on askubuntu.com

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WHAT PASSPORT TO USE WHEN TRAVELLING BETWEEN SOUTH KOREA AND IRELAND by Annette on travel.stackexchange.com

Jan Dvorak

nuke-pls android.stackexchange.com/questions/93140/…

Mooseman is eating pizza

@Frank Get it yet? ;)

Andrew T.

spam android.stackexchange.com/a/93139/44325

Frank

@Moosemaniseatingpizza thinking...

oh i c

lol

bummi

12:49 PM

@Frank ;)

DroidDev

lol, the prank is still on!

bummi

cv-pls android.stackexchange.com/q/90268/39544

Mooseman is eating pizza

30 stars and counting :)

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689148/1699210 OT different reasons

Mooseman is eating pizza

1:07 PM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689520/1234256

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): hi hi hi hi hi hi h ihi hi hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihih hi, by lol, on apple.stackexchange.com.

Andrew T.

spam ಠ_ಠ android.stackexchange.com/a/93149/44325

naa is okay too...

rene

If it continues like this I run out of spam flags

hichris123

1:23 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.6164: Three-machine proportionate flow shop problem with unequal machine on codereview.stackexchange.com

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WALL ANCHOR FOR HEAVY OBJECT by RASOUL on diy.stackexchange.com

Mooseman is eating pizza

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689520/1234256

Unihedro

@rene Y U no 100 flags network wide?

Patrick Hofman

What to do with people circumventing the disabled Answer button on closed questions?

rene

@PatrickHofman really? There is a grace period after closing...

Patrick Hofman

1:29 PM

@rene: stackoverflow.com/a/27689805/993547. 7 minutes after it and commenting before.

rene

@Unihedro Huh? I have only 12 on apple.se?

Unihedro

@rene :o

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27689858/… dup of own question

rene

@PatrickHofman seems to be 4 hours: meta.stackexchange.com/a/91928/158100

Patrick Hofman

@rene I know, but the button gets disabled on closing a question. You can edit the html and send it anyways.

rene

1:36 PM

Oh, that should be killed serverside then...

Patrick Hofman

@rene But it doesn't...

Mooseman is eating pizza

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/27689520/1234256 third request (If you don't think it should be closed, please state why)

rene

@PatrickHofman well, status-by-design so that won't get fixed in the next 6-8 weeks

Patrick Hofman

@rene Yes, it seems to, but this doesn't seem to be legit, whether it is by design or not.

@Moosemaniseatingpizza Maybe people don't care that much (and a lot are not active now). You for my vote anyways.

Mooseman is eating pizza

@PatrickHofman thanks

Patrick Hofman

1:42 PM

@rene Hmm. Another case here, maybe the script is broken... stackoverflow.com/questions/27689858/…

rene

@PatrickHofman can we try it on one?

Patrick Hofman

@rene If you find a dup we can try... I have a gold badge on c#, so I will have a look.

@rene One to go here. If you vote, I will take a lookie lookie.

rene

where?

Patrick Hofman

-1

Q: Converting C application to c# char[]

I am converting a C application to C# and i´m a bit novice in C programing so i nned help with som issues. Hope you can help me out. First is this one, it´s the char [] lines in the bottom... struct msg_next_match { int tatami; int category; int match; int m...

c# c++ c

^^

rene

too late

Patrick Hofman

1:46 PM

No, in time.

The button is disabled here...

@rene: See this one: stackoverflow.com/a/27690115/993547

I removed the html disabled attribute and voila :)

rene

yeah seems to work...oh that is strange

Is it maybe a browser bug?

Something like IE8 ignoring that? or the mobile site? Or maybe posted with the mobile app?

Patrick Hofman

@rene Dunno. We could flag, it, or ask @Shoggingthroughthesnow to look into this...

Jan Dvorak

too broad stackoverflow.com/questions/27690155/…

Patrick Hofman

@JanDvorak: And 2 delete votes already :)

ProgramFOX

WTH why does Firefox suddenly use almost 3GB of memory? :O

That's a new personal record.

Unihedro

1:53 PM

Sounds like you have fox problems :p

Lynn Crumbling

o/

ProgramFOX

\o

@Unihedro Well, the fox is restarted now :P

Unihedro

\o/

ProgramFOX

No idea what caused it -- but probably it wasn't a good idea to keep that huge log file open for a long time :P

SPArchaeologist

@Unihedro At least the fox won't try to put him inside a nice animatronic bear suit

Unihedro

1:56 PM

@SPArchaeologist Or so you thought

SPArchaeologist

@Unihedro don't worries me. I have used the power from the lights, screen and doors to charge this gun I found... box lid said something like BigGun9000

Doorknob 冰

2:08 PM

Ahhhh oops I accidentally approved this: stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/6602264

^ reject-plz

ProgramFOX

Argh, out of reviews.

Sam

@Doorknob冰 Done.

Doorknob 冰

The guy looks like he has tons of suggestions that put ASP.NET or some other non-code things in code formatting... and lots of them are approved :/

Example: stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/6559045 (eww)

Lynn Crumbling

@Doorknob冰 Yeah.. just saw that.

Another: stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/6596356

At least they edited out "thanks a lot".

Unihedro

@Doorknob冰 It does improve the formatting.

Lynn Crumbling

2:12 PM

Anybody have plans for new years?

@Unihedro I guess you'll see the new year come in long before we will.. right?

Unihedro

@LynnCrumbling Um... Write code!

Lynn Crumbling

@Unihedro blech

hahah

DroidDev

2:41 PM

@LynnCrumbling Nightout, but...maybe...

Pham

Bad Tag(s) Used: [minecraft] | [Minecraft Coding]How can i remove an item from my inventory?, by BechGameplay, on stackoverflow.com.

Unihedro

cv-pls ^

Lynn Crumbling

ha:

-11

Q: Why do I get a compilation error with this declaration?

I can't understand why I get this error with the GCC compiler: #include <string> using namespace std; void main() { string s(); s = "wtf"; return 0; } // output: error: non-object type 'std::string ()' is not assignable

c++ c++11 c++14 c++03 c++17

2

Nevermind.. Lightness just self-deleted.

^ In the name of getting a hat.

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/27691035/… no code

Lynn Crumbling

@PatrickHofman cv'd.

Patrick Hofman

2:54 PM

@LynnCrumbling Thanks

@LynnCrumbling: Hehe undeleted :)

ProgramFOX

@PatrickHofman lol

Patrick Hofman

3:07 PM

@ProgramFOX and deleted again

Pffff.

ProgramFOX

Well, it would become auto-deleted anyway.

Patrick Hofman

Not if it gets a upvoted answer, right?

ProgramFOX

Not in that case, no.

But then it would need to be reopened.

Sompuperoo

hiya @FOX9000

ProgramFOX

@Sompuperoo oh, I'm doing SmokeDetector testing

Logging how long it takes to load files and log on.

ProgramFOX

3:28 PM

Benchmarking results:

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by FOX 9000

Time to load files: 0.00399994850159
Time to log in to chat.SE: 31.7880001068
Time to log in to chat.MSE: 32.3040001392
Time to fetch room Charcoal HQ: 0.0
Time to fetch room Tavern on the Meta: 0.0
Time to fetch Bayesian room: 0.0
Time to send startup messages: 0.000999927520752

(in seconds)

Lynn Crumbling

bah: stackoverflow.com/q/27691613/656243

^ cv-whatever

ProgramFOX

bah, I'm out of CVs.

DroidDev

question blown!

hichris123

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 72.3380: Clear/Remove Exchange 2010 Outlook Web Access (OWA) Cached/AutoComplete Addresses on serverfault.com

Lynn Crumbling

@ProgramFOX in that case, a dv will just have to do

ProgramFOX

3:32 PM

Yeah, I did that.

Lynn Crumbling

SHEESH: stackoverflow.com/q/27691661/656243

^ People are paid GOOD money to be SSRS dev's....

Doorknob 冰

@LynnCrumbling y u no closevote

Lynn Crumbling

@Doorknob冰 It's coming.

@Doorknob冰 Busy ranting

Sumurai8

Greetings aliens and other human-like creatures

Lynn Crumbling

@Doorknob冰 Done + dv.

ProgramFOX

3:35 PM

@Sumurai8 Greetings, human-eating butterfly ;)

Doorknob 冰

@LynnCrumbling Wait, how could you delete vote if it's not closed yet?

Lynn Crumbling

@Doorknob冰 (Downvote)

Doorknob 冰

ah

Lynn Crumbling

SSRS questions are extrememly hard to ask correctly, since SO much of the report creation is done through the report-designer UI, but come on....

Re-word your question to only include that. Don't state your entire project in the question; limit it to a specific issue that you are having trouble with. Make sure you include screenshots of what your report looks like, and what code you currently have in place to populate things like dropdowns. — Lynn Crumbling 14 secs ago

Sompuperoo

Here's a query to roomba questions that have active close votes. No need to let them sit in the Close Votes queue when 1 downvote could take care of it.

Lynn Crumbling

3:40 PM

@Doorknob冰 Do you guys have Herr's potato chips down there?

Doorknob 冰

@LynnCrumbling Hrm? I don't know what those are.

Lynn Crumbling

@Doorknob冰 Ahh, ok... it's just a potato chip brand... like Utz, or Pringles, or .. well, anyway.

nicael

3:53 PM

@InfiniteSnowflakes If a user was deleted, his bounties are attributed to Community :)

bummi

would fit for livehacks ;) apple.stackexchange.com/q/42182/55266

Undo the Snowman

@Behaviour pending next build you have privs

Lynn Crumbling

@bummi Hah. Indeed.

Sompuperoo

beat me by 5s @ProgramFOX

ProgramFOX

lol

Lynn Crumbling

4:01 PM

LOL, it's back:

-13

Q: Why do I get a compilation error with this declaration?

I can't understand why I get this error with the GCC compiler: #include <string> using namespace std; void main() { string s(); s = "wtf"; return 0; } // output: error: non-object type 'std::string ()' is not assignable Yes, yes, fine, I was after 30 Minutes or Less. Didn't go so ...

c++ c++11 c++14 c++03 c++17

ProgramFOX

LOL

that revision history...

Lynn Crumbling

@ProgramFOX HAHAHAHA

Doorknob 冰

I'm just going to go ahead and CV as typo

Lynn Crumbling

@PatrickHofman I blame you. This is your fault.

Patrick Hofman

@LynnCrumbling Why?

Lynn Crumbling

4:05 PM

<grin> You voted to undelete..

So, in a semi-serious moment... what is the deal with their question?

Sompuperoo

shouldn't it be locked for historical significance?

2

Lynn Crumbling

@PatrickHofman is it a real c++17 issue?

rene

@Sompuperoo looked into the ones with 4 CV's

Lynn Crumbling

@PatrickHofman Or was Lightness just going after a hat?

Undo the Snowman

sure they were just after a hat

Patrick Hofman

4:07 PM

@LynnCrumbling Well, I guess it either has to be closed as dup of another, or answered.

Sompuperoo

@rene cool, thx

Lynn Crumbling

Mostly just confused about a self-delete;undelete;delete;undelete type of history.

Seems like two factions warring.

Infinite Snowflakes

@nicael /me knows I was joking :D

Patrick Hofman

@LynnCrumbling At least if such a high rep asks a question, ask a decent question...

nicael

@LynnCrumbling watwatwat...

Lynn Crumbling

4:18 PM

@nicael Precisely.

Sompuperoo

!!/hats?

SmokeDetector

@Sompuperoo HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash will end in 6 days, 7 hours, 38 minutes and 57 seconds. :(

Sompuperoo

!!/miseltoe?

Unihedro

Did you misspell it?

!!/mistletoe?

Aww, it isn't a command. You fooled me! :P

Doorknob 冰

!!/wut

SmokeDetector

4:22 PM

@Doorknob冰 Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

Sompuperoo

55 hours 32 minutes 10 seconds till mistletoe hat

nicael

Let's make a conspiracy ;) Someone posts a request to keep the hatz always and we all who are there upvote this question. Who agrees?

Unihedro

Me!

Jan Dvorak

@nicael keeping hats isn't hard. Just look at me.

Unihedro

looks at Jan

Does that mean I get to keep my hat now?

SPArchaeologist

4:26 PM

@JanDvorak there is a problem: the original ones can go outside the avatar picture

look at the Tardis on mine

^^^ And my boat.

smaller avatar?

or grease.

icant evn se what i type b.c of my hat sometimes

nicael

@JanDvorak No, I love when hats are sticking :(

Jan Dvorak

4:28 PM

@Sompuperoo english please

Doorknob 冰

yesterday, by Doorknob 冰

Infinite Snowflakes

No conspiracies allowed here ;)

!!/wut

SmokeDetector

@InfiniteSnowflakes Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...

anorton

!!/Does this summon the detector?

Unihedro

!!/alive?

SmokeDetector

4:40 PM

@Unihedro Kinda sorta

hichris123

@anorton !!/no

Infinite Snowflakes

@hichris123 Smokey called me human and insulted me ^^

Should I kick it?

hichris123

lol

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteSnowflakes Hmm... you want to kick Smokey...

Plot twist: Inf is a spammer.

Sumurai8

@InfiniteSnowflakes What happened to your happiness?

hichris123

4:41 PM

@InfiniteSnowflakes I've kicked it on chat.SE before. :P

Unihedro

@ProgramFOX :O

Infinite Snowflakes

lol

Unihedro

Nooo!!! This cannot be!

Infinite Snowflakes

@Sumurai8 I winterized

@ProgramFOX Go fix the "humans", fox.

Sumurai8

@InfiniteSnowflakes You... you... cold-hearted wintery being O_o I mean...

Jan Dvorak

4:45 PM

rec-tool stackoverflow.com/questions/27692695/…

Infinite Snowflakes

@Sumurai8 No, the wintery being is the frozen bjbotling

Jan Dvorak

4:59 PM

VLQ stackoverflow.com/questions/27692895/…

(nuke-pls)

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