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ProgramFOX

6:00 PM

Use Firefox. Foxes can jump to catch your hat when it's lost.

Infinite Happiness

Is it worth reporting that your hat vanishes for a few seconds on safari? Why waste dev time? Use chrome.

It's fun to see @hichris123 getting bashed by bjb for handling VLQ flags :P

Night @uni :)

user259867

@bjb568 It can be fixed by downvoting those posts when they have positive score. Takes extra clicks, though.

ɥʇǝS

I'm at 666 close vote reviews.

Unihedro

Night @Inf!

Infinite Happiness

:)

No eval? No "please kick me @Inf" from the botling??

hichris123

6:10 PM

@InfiniteHappiness lol

Infinite Happiness

:D

hichris123

@ɥʇǝS Is this a statement about your character? :P

Unihedro

@ɥʇǝS pic or it didn't happen :)

hichris123

@Unihedro I thought you were going to bed. :P

Infinite Happiness

It's unclear whether @ɥʇǝS reviewed on SO or AU

Unihedro

6:12 PM

Huh? I thought Inf was going to bed?

/confused

Infinite Happiness

Nope. I saw Pham leaving, so I thought you are leaving @uni. Nowadays you just disappear without saying "night", so I said it preemptively.

Unihedro

Oh... I was committing before going to sleep, so I shut down Pham after c38d411, and now I'm committing the code to throwing-lambdas.

And then I can sleep!

Infinite Happiness

Ok, it was also intended to inform others that I didn't kick Pham. One day rene thought I kicked you after you said night. Everyone blames me for users leaving the room :(

Unihedro

:o

Infinite Happiness

yesterday, by Sompuperoo

^ I am the bear in this room

Unihedro

6:19 PM

:o

We need a democracy bot :P

Infinite Happiness

yes

Unihedro

inb4 taverners thinks inf controls democracy bot

bjb568

I'll build one!

hichris123

@Unihedro ... what would that do?

bjb568

Count people's votes!

With severe rounding errors!

!comp 1 + 1

2

It seems like my bot likes to die sometimes.

Jan Dvorak

6:31 PM

We can help it ;-)

ɥʇǝS

You can't upload images on mobile chat :/

Jan Dvorak

dat title android.stackexchange.com/questions/92981/can-you-help-me

bjb568

@ɥʇǝS Use full site

ɥʇǝS

I'll try..

bjb568

ur browser no unicode ur name

ɥʇǝS

6:33 PM

@inf @uni @hichris123 --^

@bjb568 yeah..

@hichris123 haha

bjb568

hehe

Unihedro

6:47 PM

@hic Ever seen Twitch plays pokemon? Well, Twitch moderates Tavern sounds fun.

Infinite Happiness

^^^^

Unihedro

@ɥʇǝS I can upload pics on mobile just fine. Try menu > full site, zoom out and reach for upload button

Bjb Time?

13:49:17

It's alive :)

6:49 PM

@Unihedro lol

ProgramFOX

@Doorknob冰 eval is gone :/

Doorknob 冰

He took that out? Aww. :P

ProgramFOX

!comp 1+1

Infinite Happiness

I saw that @Doorknob冰 :D

ProgramFOX

... what does comp do @bjb568?

bjb568

6:50 PM

Wolfram

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteHappiness Nothing can be hidden from you, as you can read the history of deleted messages.

@bjb568 ... Wolfram cannot compute 1+1? :P

Infinite Happiness

:D

bjb568

@ProgramFOX Slightly borked…

Unihedro

"upload from mobile" actually triggers the select picture wizard for my tablet, so it should work for you as well.

Doorknob 冰

!comp 2+2

bjb568

6:51 PM

!comp 3 + 3

Doorknob 冰

!comp 2 + 2

ProgramFOX

well it is working in the Sandbox

bjb568

!comp 4 + 4

8

Infinite Happiness

!comp something botling

Unihedro

inb4 bjb gets IP banned from W|A for spam requests

!comp -#123456 + pink + silver

Doorknob 冰

6:52 PM

!comp 1 + 1

!comp G_LD__

Bjb time?

Bjb Time?

*Time

13:53:33

That auto carrot so annoying

ProgramFOX

6:53 PM

oh

Bjb Time?

bjb568

13:53:47

Doorknob 冰

y u no !comp

Unihedro

The time was just up there...

!comp please

Why borked the bot?

6:54 PM

14 hours ago, by Behaviour

"It's Doorknob's fault".

2

@bjb568 :O Cool!

Doorknob 冰

!comp 200 years

> ~~ approximate time one would have to lie supine before a bird would poop in one's mouth (~~ 200 yr )

ProgramFOX

!comp longest tunnels in Belgium

Doorknob 冰

!comp only works for bjb :(

Infinite Happiness

Eek! Birds protest !!

bjb568

6:55 PM

It seems to work once then stop.

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 huh, weird

bjb568

!comp 10^10^10

10^(10^10.00000000000000)

Doorknob 冰

lol

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 useful result... :P

bjb568

Huh.

ProgramFOX

6:55 PM

!comp 1+1

Infinite Happiness

2, now go

Doorknob 冰

!comp the answer to life, the universe, and everything

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteHappiness resists the urge to leave the room and blame Inf for kicking me

;p

Infinite Happiness

^ conspiracy :O

Unihedro

Poor Inf

Infinite Happiness

6:58 PM

^^^^^^^^^

lol, sorry

joking :D

:D

:D

btw, the bot has been repaired

!comp longest tunnels in Belgium

bjb568

1 | Soumagne Tunnel | 3.7 mi |
2 | Vors Tunnel | 1.3 mi |
3 | Antwerpen Tunnel | 0.93 mi |

:D

Doorknob 冰

7:00 PM

!comp the answer to life, the universe, and everything

Unihedro

42

ProgramFOX

!comp how many times bjbotling has been crashed

9

!comp 1+1

2

7:00 PM

uh, seems like our fake queries timeout :P

Doorknob 冰

!comp the answer to life the universe, and everything

bjb568

42
(according to Douglas Adams' humorous science-fiction novel The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

ProgramFOX

... or not

Doorknob 冰

!comp Do you want your possessions identified?

bjb568

prompt returned upon death, ascension, escaping the dungeon, or quitting in the classic NetHack video game
(Typing "y" usually reveals that you had an amulet of life saving that you weren't wearing, you had three potions of extra healing you didn't take, and that the mysterious ring you didn't wear for fear of cursedness was actually a blessed ring of slow digestion, which is especially irking if you just starved to death.)

Doorknob 冰

7:01 PM

:D

ProgramFOX

!comp How many times have you crashed, bjbotling?

Infinite Happiness

never

my dev is crazy

ProgramFOX

!comp Location of ProgramFOX

Infinite Happiness

trollworld

Doorknob 冰

!comp Stack Exchange

ProgramFOX

7:02 PM

@InfiniteHappiness ಠ_ಠ

bjb568

Doorknob 冰

!comp Doorknob

Unihedro

!comp How much wood can a wood chalk chalk if a wood chalk could not chalk wood

bjb568

noun | a knob used to release the catch when opening a door (often called "doorhandle" in Great Britain)

hichris123

!comp bjb568

Infinite Happiness

7:02 PM

lol

Unihedro

Aww, my query got ignored for collision.

!comp ProgramFOX

(data not available)

!comp botling

7:03 PM

lol

ProgramFOX

xD

!comp Shog9

Unihedro

!comp R_C_RS__N

bjb568

r | e | c | u | r | s | i | o | n

hichris123

!comp Stack Overflow

Unihedro

Yeah!

ProgramFOX

7:04 PM

Hangman cheating bot?

Unihedro

yep

muahahaha

!comp Hello

bjb568

Hello, human.

Infinite Happiness

recursion was the smartest thing bjb's vessel did till now

Unihedro

^^^^^^^

hichris123

!comp How much can you recurse?

... what?

ProgramFOX

7:05 PM

lol

Unihedro

!comp Number of people named Unihedron

Infinite Happiness

!comp kill

Unihedro

!comp Number of people named Unihedron

ProgramFOX

!comp _sy__ot_era_euti_a__y

bjb568

(no complete common words)

hichris123

7:05 PM

> Assuming "recurse" is referring to the Olympic Games | Use as a word instead

bjb568

Huh

Unihedro

...

!comp Number of people named Unihedron

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 What? It's clearly psychotherapeutically!

bjb568

:D

Doorknob 冰

@InfiniteHappiness ^

Unihedro

7:06 PM

!comp Number of people named Shog

bjb568

If it doesn't reply, it doesn't know.

Unihedro

!comp number of pigs per cow

ProgramFOX

We need to have the bot hosted online in a non-chat environment so it doesn't suffer from rate limiting.

@bjb568 Isn't it (data not available) then?

bjb568

@ProgramFOX If the weather is good.

Unihedro

Go to IRC!

#BotlingToIRC

Infinite Happiness

7:07 PM

I am not kicking bjb's vessel @Doorknob冰, let him suffer the pain of debugging it :D

Unihedro

(and out of the tavern

ProgramFOX

!comp Most common name in Belgium

Unihedro

ProgramFOX

!comp Why does my hat look so awesome?!

hichris123

!comp Weather in New York.

ProgramFOX

!comp Winter Bash

Unihedro

7:09 PM

!comp please give me password of NSA security dept

Infinite Happiness

!comp why doesn't someone learn JS and fix me?

hichris123

!comp jQuery

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Plz gimme °C temp, not °F.

bjb568

ProgramFOX

!comp 54°F in °C

hichris123

7:09 PM

!comp Is jQuery good?

bjb568

12.22 °C (degrees Celsius)

ProgramFOX

\o/

Unihedro

!comp concatenate "bjbotling" "sucks"

ProgramFOX

LOL

Infinite Happiness

!comp halp me plox Javascripters!

Unihedro

7:10 PM

Cheater!!!

hichris123

!comp <script>alert(1)</script>

bjb568

not being eval'd

Unihedro

!comp "I like eating strawberry ice cream"

ProgramFOX

!comp Servo

bjb568

1 | noun | control system that converts a small mechanical motion into one requiring much greater power; may include a negative feedback system
2 | adjective | of or involving servomechanisms

ProgramFOX

7:11 PM

... you don't know Servo? boo

Unihedro

!comp concatenate "hiya" " @inf @inf @inf @inf"

ProgramFOX

It's a new browser engine of Mozilla written in Rust, that's the answer I expected.

Unihedro

pfft boring botling

Infinite Happiness

hiya @uni @uni @uni @uni

ProgramFOX

!comp Mozilla

bjb568

7:12 PM

name | Mozilla Corporation
location | Mountain View, California, United States
coordinates | 37° 23' 58"N, 122° 4' 46"W

Unihedro

hiya @inf @inf @inf @inf

hichris123

Quick question: Anyone here used Circle-CI?

Unihedro

:D

bjb568

Quit rate limiting me!

Unihedro

!comp how to build a boat house

!comp morgan freeman cookies

Infinite Happiness

7:13 PM

!comp spam

Unihedro

!comp sum of numbers from 100 tp 10000

ProgramFOX

!comp Firefox

Unihedro

ROFL

!comp ChatExchange

Infinite Happiness

^ is that cookies?

bjb568

Ailurus fulgens

ProgramFOX

7:14 PM

@InfiniteHappiness No, Spam.

Click on "see full text":

> (averaged over different types of Spam)

Unihedro

rofl ;D

Infinite Happiness

ok, 245 grams of spam :/

Unihedro

!comp why oh why does drupal get so much spam even on christmas

ProgramFOX

How many flags is that?

hichris123

!comp vashikaran specialist baba ji +91 9950211818

4

Unihedro

7:16 PM

@pro at least 1000, and even 2000 if you flag as OT as well

it says on calories label

ProgramFOX

Got to go for now, cya!

Infinite Happiness

We must watch our calories on Drupal

cya!

Unihedro

!comp How many helpful flags from 245g of spam

seeya!

bummi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/26356208/1699210

Unihedro

night

Infinite Happiness

7:26 PM

night

bjb568

Going to get hamburger. Have fun with bot.

Infinite Happiness

→ 1 message moved to Sandbox

DroidDev

RO at work :O

Infinite Happiness

→ 1 message moved to Sandbox

Doing it on my mobile, so I can't ctrl+click and send multiple messages at once :/

bummi

@InfiniteHappiness HOW are you doing this?

DroidDev

7:36 PM

@InfiniteHappiness lol, you are hardworking RO, go get some sleep now, I don't think this will make much difference. Why did you posted them in first place if you wanted to move them. Just asking....

Infinite Happiness

From "Room menu-> move messages", you can see this option next to the "create bookmark" if you are a room owner @bummi

Those 4 messages were huge text dumps, so I moved them @DroidDev. We posted them because everyone was playing with botling :)

New wheel of blame says it's Jan's fault :D

DroidDev

@InfiniteHappiness I'm sorry if I am irritating you, but, we aren't gonna use the space emptied for anything else, are we? plus, those messages aren't not something that is so important that you are moving them away from your mobile.

Infinite Happiness

Blame him!

DroidDev

I see the same thing happening constantly in another room on SO too.

What I wanted to say is, if you don't want something in this room, don't allow it in first place.

bummi

thanks, for info, didn't even realize that you are an owner of this room :(

DroidDev

7:41 PM

lol

Infinite Happiness

Sorry, I am not aware of SO rooms. I always use chat on my mobile, alongside playing candy crush. Balpha has made chat much better nowadays :) So I removed those huge text dumps. As for allowing them in the first place, moderation requires more tolerance. Else it is dictatorship @DroidDev :)

yes @bummi, that's Shog's Christmas gift

Dec 24 at 16:55, by Feeds

Shog9 has added Infinite Recursion to the list of this room's owners.

bummi

@InfiniteHappiness in german gift has another sense, sounds like work ;)

Infinite Happiness

:D

DroidDev

@InfiniteHappiness well...first of all....YOU STILL PLAY CANDY CRUSH!!!!, secondly, you are right about that dictatorship thing, and third, I am not able to understand the reason behind moving them to another room and emptying the space here.....

on the other note, you should really stop playing that addictive game, its just like fake internet points thing :P

Infinite Happiness

coincidentally, bjb decided to launch his botling on the same day @bummi, so some work came :D

@DroidDev why so much dislike for everything? :P

bummi

7:51 PM

@InfiniteHappiness wise shog9 so ;)

Infinite Happiness

yes :)

DroidDev

@InfiniteHappiness lol, that's not entirely true, I like the community here, but the liking to repz will turn me into just another rep harvester that I don't wanna be...so...

that's why I keep flagging things...because I want to make this a better place

bummi

does anybody know why this stackoverflow.com/a/27670166/1699210 answer shall be nuked? last post here: chat.meta.stackexchange.com/rooms/773/low-quality-posts-hq

Infinite Happiness

I see that moving the messages upset you, so I won't do it again @DroidDev

DroidDev

@InfiniteHappiness lol, no, not at all. I just wanted to know the reason, because, I thought, it was kind of pointless...

I think in terms of moderation, you know better than me... So, please do, what you feel suits the room :D

Infinite Happiness

7:58 PM

:)

@bummi It's from the JS room, @JanDvorak might be able to help

DragonLord the Fiery

Why didn't I earn the Kofia hat on Super User?

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