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ProgramFOX

@Unihedro k

bjb568

3:11 PM

Unihedro

@ProgramFOX Unless you want to.

bjb568

this kills the bot I think

ProgramFOX

@Unihedro No, not necessarily.

Unihedro

:D

DroidDev

whatever, I'll be here tomorrow, so you guys better plan a party :D

please stay on topic

bjb568

3:11 PM

Topic?

Unihedro

@bjb568 MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!

Infinite Recursion

please kill your bot

DroidDev

feature-request We want a Christmas party in Tavern!

2

Unihedro

Have a star-happy christmas :D

ProgramFOX

!plus 1 1

bjb568

3:12 PM

2 [from bot]

ProgramFOX

^ is not killed :P

bjb568

Then is borked!

ProgramFOX

Some bots are borked because they can get killed when you don't want it, this bot is exactly the inverse...

2

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

FOX is having fun with borked bot :D

ProgramFOX

3:13 PM

!plus 1 1

bjb568

2 [from bot]

gunr2171

Fox's bot and bjb's bot should fight

then throw in Pham and Zephyr

Infinite Recursion

and Smokey

bjb568

!ping gunr2127

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev fun isn't allowed in Tavern. Please reconsider reallocating to the SugarCube.

Unihedro

3:14 PM

FOX9000 VS bjbbot ROUND ONE

gunr2171

2171

Unihedro

After you two are done I can pull pham in :D

FOX 9000

Bot started.

Did someone say bot fight?

gunr2171

oh boy, things just got real

Unihedro

^^^^^

DroidDev

3:15 PM

@SPArchaeologist isPresentThere :D

bjb568

:P

ProgramFOX

>>translate auto en !killthebot

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX ! killthebot

Infinite Recursion

FOX always takes revenge, so good luck to borkey

bjb568

3:16 PM

:O

Unihedro

wonders if Smokey is capable of katfighting

!plus 1 1

2 [from bot]

gah

thinks noone should hold anything inside

ProgramFOX

3:16 PM

unkillable :P

@Unihedro If I adjust him to do so... ;)

DroidDev

thinks noone should be revenge-driven

ProgramFOX

lol

Infinite Recursion

^ he takes revenge

always

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteRecursion You say I always take revenge? ಠ_ಠ REVENGE!!!

;P

Infinite Recursion

good luck borkey, don't die

ProgramFOX

3:18 PM

'borkey'? Poor bot

It's unborkable!

DroidDev

feels the need to support the one who is left alone

Unihedro

... It's only unborkable because it's already at its maximum borkedness.

Infinite Recursion

It doesn't have a name ... so ...

Pham

Bad Tag(s) Used: [implementation] | Designing the architecture for a game, by Fly, on stackoverflow.com.

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteRecursion Oh! @bjb568 How are you going to call your bot?

Pham

3:19 PM

am glad that @Droid notices me

DroidDev

@Pham hiya! :D

Pham

@DroidDev hiya! :D

bjb568

@ProgramFOX bjbotling

gunr2171

@Pham del

drat

Infinite Recursion

rofl

ProgramFOX

3:20 PM

@bjb568 Nice name!

DroidDev

is happy to talk with people

Pham

@gunr2171 No :|

ProgramFOX

@DroidDev People? You'll hardly find these here.

Unihedro

^^^^

We're all bots :P

ProgramFOX

It's a secret, but FOX 9000 runs me.

gunr2171

3:21 PM

we all just take a varying level of time to respond

^

^

^

@ProgramFOX that's why is happy, because of rare occasions of occurrence

ProgramFOX

ohhh, right

SPArchaeologist

3:22 PM

@Unihedro nope, no bot here, just alicorns.

FOX 9000

^ -1 don't insult the bots

Infinite Recursion

bjbotling sounds funny

Pham

Plot twist: We're all @Shog9's socks.

3

ProgramFOX

Perhaps I should start implementing a real kind-of AI.

Infinite Recursion

ok, then shogling instead of bjbotling

bjb568

3:24 PM

Yes, the bot works, I think.

YESH! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!multiply 4 5

bjb568

20 [from bot]

Unihedro

@ProgramFOX Upload your mind to the Internet.

ProgramFOX

Can I do a !multiply 4 5 ?

SPArchaeologist

@FOX9000 no bot here. There I don't know.

Infinite Recursion

3:24 PM

or LQ bot :P

Unihedro

With your intelligence, the bot will freelance electronic work which keeps its own server alive

And then it will repay you! Good investment!

:O

And now ping works.

!ping bjb568

@8 HALLO [from bot]

3:25 PM

!ping Inf Inf Inf Inf

bjb568

@nf Inf Inf HALLO [from bot]

gunr2171

lololol

DroidDev

If I'm offering you my favorite food, you don't have to accept it. That is just for formality! Deny it.

FOX 9000

@SPArchaeologist ohhh... of course! How could I miss that?

Unihedro

@bjb568 No it doesn't!!!

DroidDev

3:25 PM

A totally irrelevant and random quote:

Pham

So much is going on!

ProgramFOX

!ping ProgramFOX

bjb568

@amFOX HALLO [from bot]

Pham

Low Quality A (100%): yup . user4604's answer is correct, by user11432, on chemistry.stackexchange.com.

ProgramFOX

!ping FOX9000

bjb568

3:26 PM

@00 HALLO [from bot]

Flag ^

wat

Fixed

\o/

/o\

3:26 PM

!ping ProgramFOX

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!ping Unihedro

Infinite Recursion

ok, it's SOOOOO borked, don't name it Shogling, borkey is fine

Unihedro

!ping Unihedro

gunr2171

!ping gunr2171

Unihedro

3:26 PM

Is @Braiam working on the Tavern Daily newspaper yet?

bjb568

Wat, the server is giving me 409s for messages/new

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 oh, rate limiting

bjb568

!ping hallo?

Say plox! [from bot]

Ok

ProgramFOX

!ping ProgramFOX

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

3:27 PM

I don't get pinged! :(

bjb568

I think you need to say plox for it to work

plox

Ok, example time!

!plox

Teach @bjb568 to say plox first!!

bjb568

3:28 PM

!ping plox inf inf inf inf inf

@ inf inf inf inf inf HALLO [from bot]

Pham

feels bored from watching borkey failing

ProgramFOX

!ping plox ProgramFOX

bjb568

@ ProgramFOX HALLO [from bot]

Unihedro

@bjb568 That's not a ping!

ProgramFOX

dat space

bjb568

3:28 PM

@Inf Inf Inf Inf HALLO [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!ping plox ProgramFOX

Unihedro

!ping plox Inf Inf Inf Inf

ProgramFOX

oh, probably 409s again

Infinite Recursion

try again, borkey. We are bored

Pham

Low Quality Q (81.2%): مشاهدة مباراة الاهلى والاتحاد السكندرى بث مباشر 24-12-2014, by mohamed gamal, on apple.stackexchange.com.

ProgramFOX

3:29 PM

^SPAM

Infinite Recursion

I am the first user to be pinged by borkey! dies

Unihedro

> [url]http://goo.gl/...[/url]

BBCode spammer?! Wow.

bjb568

!ping plox bjb

Ok, rate limiting.

Infinite Recursion

!die plox borkey

Sompuperoo

Merry Christmas borkey bloxer!

Infinite Recursion

3:31 PM

!killthebot

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!plus 1 2

DroidDev

An 8 y/o boy was screaming at store, because his mom won't buy him chocolate. So, I bought one and ate it in front of him

ProgramFOX

Still there?

bjb568

Lotsa rate limiting.

Unihedro

3:31 PM

@DroidDev O~o

ProgramFOX

!plus 1 1

SPArchaeologist

this is still the best bot.

bjb568

!plus 123 123

246 [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

@Behaviour ^ bjb made a math bot, please help us kill it

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

ProgramFOX

3:34 PM

!plus 1 -1

@bjb568 Does your bot also have a !divide command?

!plus 1e+302 1e+302

2e+302 [from bot]

!divide 4 2

!plus 1e+309 1e+309

Infinity [from bot]

3:35 PM

!divide 0 0

Jan Dvorak

!multiply 0 Infinity

Infinite Recursion

!plus dumb bot

DroidDev

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom on its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

6

#meanies

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion no

gunr2171

!echo hello

Infinite Recursion

3:36 PM

!plus CV CV

SPArchaeologist

!divide i 0

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteRecursion LQ [from bot]

Sompuperoo

!WAKE UP

Pham

Bad Tag(s) Used: [api] | How to get public profile url through Linkedin API, by Gaurav, on stackoverflow.com.

Infinite Recursion

!beuseful

gunr2171

3:37 PM

^ linked in question

bjb568

@ProgramFOX No

Unihedro

@bjb568 needs standard deviation

Infinite Recursion

@bjb568 needs to kill the LQ bot

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

DroidDev

facebook.com/shwyan0/photos/…

Unihedro

3:39 PM

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

bjb568

whoops

Infinite Recursion

boring borkey

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteRecursion -1. Bots are always fun!

Unihedro

Poor smokey, waiting for the taverners to stop the mischief until the next report...

DroidDev

I like cooking
my family and my pets

Use commas, don't be a psycho

Infinite Recursion

3:40 PM

boring @ProgramFOX

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

ProgramFOX

@InfiniteRecursion meh, who cares about me being boring? ;)

bjb568

test

Infinite Recursion

I got trapped between bjb and borkey

bjb568

test

!eval Math.random()

No will eval [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

3:43 PM

!eval "No will eval"

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

No no. Yes yes! [from bot]

!eval 1+1

!eval JUST DIE

!eval "No will eval"

No will eval [from bot]

No no. Yes yes! [from bot]

Many bork

Jan Dvorak

3:43 PM

!eval your rate limits

!eval your options

gunr2171

!eval "!eval I'm not cool"

Jan Dvorak

!eval if this is a ddos

Infinite Recursion

!eval JUST DIE

rene

!eval evil

Jan Dvorak

!eval Let's just casually speak like this and drain BJB of his rate limits

Infinite Recursion

3:44 PM

you kill borkey?

bjb568

NO KILL [from bot]

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

!eval Math.random()

0.4453618044499308 [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

!eval we love messing with bots

!eval 1+1

bjb568

2 [from bot]

Syntax error -> no response

Jan Dvorak

!eval alert("hi")

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

SPArchaeologist

3:45 PM

!eval 1/0

Infinity [from bot]

!eval global

!eval "!eval test"

!ping plox uni uni uni uni

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

Don't overwhelm it.

Sompuperoo

3:46 PM

!ping sumpuperoo

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 How do you know what should be evaled and what not?

bjb568

Say plox! [from bot]

@ProgramFOX regex :P

Sompuperoo

!ping plox sompuperoo

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){return this})()

bjb568

@sompuperoo HALLO [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

3:46 PM

!eval "!eval test"

Infinite Recursion

!ping plox uni uni uni uni

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

DroidDev

STATUS: NFS (Need For Sleep)

gunr2171

Need For Speed?

SPArchaeologist

!eval "̥H͓̮͙ͅe͉͟ ͝w̥͇͕̘̫̩͕h͜o̘̲̹̫͓ W̛̟̙̭a̢̹͎͔̞i̬̩̼̗t̯̻͘s͇̫̞̺̘̰͝ ̦͈̝̟͓̜̪B̡͈̲e̛̪̟̖͎̖̘̻h̡̞̼̦i̳̻̬̪n̳̺̱d͈͈ ̞̖̟̗̞̝̝͘T̜h̨e͏̳͇͙ ̠͙̣͘W̺͎̤a̭͙͓̪̪l̟l̘͜.̤͓̳"

bjb568

3:47 PM

̥H͓̮͙ͅe͉͟ ͝w̥͇͕̘̫̩͕h͜o̘̲̹̫͓ W̛̟̙̭a̢̹͎͔̞i̬̩̼̗t̯̻͘s͇̫̞̺̘̰͝ ̦͈̝̟͓̜̪B̡͈̲e̛̪̟̖͎̖̘̻h̡̞̼̦i̳̻̬̪n̳̺̱d͈͈ ̞̖̟̗̞̝̝͘T̜h̨e͏̳͇͙ ̠͙̣͘W̺͎̤a̭͙͓̪̪l̟l̘͜.̤͓̳ [from bot]

\o/

Infinite Recursion

!ping plox uni uni uni uni

bjb568

@uni uni uni uni HALLO [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

^ for you @uni

ProgramFOX

!eval "!eval test"

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

Unihedro

3:48 PM

:D

Infinite Recursion

it was soooo hard to get borkey to ping

ProgramFOX

!eval "!"

bjb568

! [from bot]

Unihedro

!ping plox Inf @Inf @Inf @Inf

bjb568

@Inf @Inf @Inf @Inf HALLO [from bot]

SPArchaeologist

3:48 PM

!eval 9^9

Jan Dvorak

!eval (function(){return this})()

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

SPArchaeologist

!eval 9999999999999999999*99999999999999999999

bjb568

1e+39 [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval "!"+"eval 1+1"

Infinite Recursion

3:49 PM

!ping plox uni @uni @uni @uni

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

SPArchaeologist

eval 1e+39*1e+39

!eval 1e+39*1e+39

bjb568

9.999999999999998e+77 [from bot]

ProgramFOX

!eval "!"+"e"

bjb568

!e [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

3:49 PM

borkey hates me :(

!eval "eval"

:'(

#The best tree ever

!eval "!"+"e"+"v"+"al"+" 1+1"

SPArchaeologist

!eval 1e+99*1e+99

bjb568

3:50 PM

!eval 1+1 [from bot]

ProgramFOX

Yay! I made it eval itself!

Jan Dvorak

!eval "e"

bjb568

e [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

!ping plox uni @uni @uni @uni

bjb568

@uni @uni @uni @uni HALLO [from bot]

gunr2171

3:51 PM

!eval "!e"

bjb568

!e [from bot]

DroidDev

thinks what kind of things are going on in tavern right now :/

SPArchaeologist

that reminds me.....

gunr2171

!eval "!eval yes"

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

gunr2171

3:51 PM

drats

ProgramFOX

!eval " ‮ "

bjb568

‮ [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

infinite confusion @DroidDev :P

ProgramFOX

ha!

I made the bot reply this:

18 secs ago, by bjb568

‮ [from bot]

!eval "I don't want that [from bot] thingy!\0"

bjb568

I don't want that [from bot] thingy! [from bot]

ProgramFOX

3:52 PM

meh

DroidDev

@InfiniteRecursion lol, so true :D

Andrew T.

wait for spam seed android.stackexchange.com/questions/92644/…

gunr2171

@AndrewT. how can you move contacts to a phone that does not exist?

ProgramFOX

!eval a = new Function("a"+"lert('hi')");a()

bjb568

Heh

ProgramFOX

3:54 PM

?

bjb568

That one worked

ProgramFOX

!eval "I'm alive"

Andrew T.

well, most of the times, spammer are stupid

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 :O

bjb568

I'm alive [from bot]

@ProgramFOX fixed

DroidDev

3:54 PM

@bjb568 be like to people who want to kill the bot

bjb568

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

DroidDev

4

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 How have you expanded the regex?

Unihedro

@AndrewT. I am ready! camps near question

bjb568

@ProgramFOX yes

ProgramFOX

3:55 PM

!eval a = new Function("a"+"l"+"ert('hi')");a()

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

ProgramFOX

nice

Unihedro

... Must... Find... Way... To... Crash bot

ProgramFOX

@Unihedro I think I have a way. @bjb568 Do you allow me to try?

DroidDev

Lol, this one I just read

Unihedro

3:56 PM

!eval fkey().fkey

Infinite Recursion

@ProgramFOX should stop playing with the bot

DroidDev

How do boys look good without make-up?
Because society hasn't told boys that they look bad without it

bjb568

@ProgramFOX yes

ProgramFOX

!eval window.reload()

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

Jan Dvorak

3:57 PM

!eval new Function("ALERT('HI'))".toLower())()

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 Was Uni's fkey thingy blocked?

Infinite Recursion

@JanDvorak should stop playing with the bot

bjb568

Disallowed jQuery, location, and XMLHttp

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion why

bjb568

@ProgramFOX where?

Infinite Recursion

3:58 PM

becoz it's borked

ProgramFOX

1 min ago, by Unihedro

!eval fkey().fkey

bjb568

No will eval [from bot]

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 ^ There.

bjb568

Oh, probably.

DroidDev

STATUS: Going home, see you guys in a few

Jan Dvorak

3:58 PM

!eval Object.keys(window)

ProgramFOX

@bjb568 I think you should add it to your regex.

bjb568

Disallowed fkey

No will eval [from bot]

Unihedro

!eval eval('$.post("/chats/89/messages/new", {text: "muahahaha", fkey: fkey().fkey)')

Infinite Recursion

kill yourself borkey

bjb568

NO KILL [from bot]

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

Infinite Recursion

3:59 PM

why no kill?

gunr2171

oh wow, we all have so much free time on our hands

bjb568

NO KILL [from bot]

Why would you want to kill me? ;( [from bot]

Unihedro

Meh, this is boring, I'm back to coding.

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