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12:01 AM
@SmokeDetector false
 
@hichris123 Registered as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
12:19 AM
... is anyone else around?
 
yah
 
partly
 
never
well, that went down fast
 
@balpha that's very awesome, it kinda looks fake though, but I presume it's not, which makes it that much better. Maybe someone could try out a real crab hat and post it on Meta.SE, sure to get ~500 upvotes.
 
@hichris123 Wat?
 
12:51 AM
eek that oneboxed.
 
saw it
saw it again
 
write some text with it
 
you just took up like triple as much space now trying not to one box..
 
12:53 AM
yeah, pretty much. But it's sekrit!
 
Well, that's a bug.
 
@KasraRahjerdi Oneboxing private rooms? Or oneboxing across chat servers when the room is private?
 
I'll have to test if it's a cross-server thing, it's because the onebox itself happens on the back-end which has access to everything
 
@Behaviour seems like it's most often used as "rep whore"
 
@KasraRahjerdi Huh. Yeah, I didn't think oneboxes worked if you were oneboxing a message on a different chat server if the message was in a private room.
 
12:59 AM
yeah i'll look at it later today or @balpha will look at it in the morning if I forget
 
user259867
@Sompuperoo Not surprisingly. The number of comments with that isn't huge, and most are not problematic, though some are not constructive. I was happy to discover one more of SE-dirty words, though.
 
@KasraRahjerdi ok thanks!
 
@Behaviour vampire?
 
@hichris123 nice hat btw :)
 
lol thanks.
 
user259867
1:00 AM
@Sompuperoo I'd be surprised if that was auto-nuked.
 
I have bug where auto-login works for like 4 minutes after i login, but after that it stops working, wth
 
Yeah, I think it looks better on a pink/purple gravatar than any other hat.
 
Why would you remove my bold :( @theguywhoremovedmybold — Alex Carlsen Nov 4 at 12:23
^ see @inf, that's why it's good to capitalize the new word in your display names so not to accidentally confuse people
 
An off-topic question languishing... stackoverflow.com/q/27505475/1864610
 
@Behaviour I tried a^^hole, c^^t, vampire, sl^t , but none auto-nuke
 
1:15 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 64.8795: Connect mobile web app to external MYSQL database on stackoverflow.com
 
which variable am I supposed to solve for in sl^t?
 
can I buy a vowel?
 
nop
 
so it looks like they are auto-deleting these types of auto-comments now? data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/242605/…
@animuson why [status-declined] if not a feature-request tag? meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/280798/…
I guess the tag says feature-request or bug .. but never see it used for bug tag
 
1:53 AM
2 hours ago, by hichris123
... is anyone else around?
 
hallo
 
2:27 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 57.3882: Frictional loss of matter on physics.stackexchange.com
 
 
1 hour later…
3:34 AM
Another off-topic network question: stackoverflow.com/q/25504093/1864610
 
3:50 AM
Sure is cutting it short…
As in not leaving much room for padding.
 
4:05 AM
@KasraRahjerdi by-design. Only works if the person posting the link has access to the room - in which case they could just quote it.
We trust folks like @hichris123 to know better than to quote / link / spindle / mutilate messages from private rooms.
 
devdoodle.net/chat/3#3392 Discussion on DevDoodle rules. (find holes!)
 
4:20 AM
@LynnCrumbling I don't take offence or see any bias in that UX, the OP is overthinking it...
@hichris123 o_O
@bjb568 Your hat is perfect now :D
 
:D
 
@Shog9 You should know better than to trust me. Heck, you trust yourself?
I swear though that cross domain oneboxing didn't work. Or that was a product of my stupidity too.
 
Maybe the bond of trust is due to the numbers. You start it with 1.. 2.. 3.. and he ends it with a ..9
 
... oh right, I could have just blockquoted the URL. See, this is what finals do to you.
@Inf lol. Number buddies!
 
4:35 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ERROR MESSAGE AFTER REBOOT by JOHN BRAZELTON on askubuntu.com
 
How's this look?
Full image
 
user259867
The colour of the question mark needs work, it looks like it was drawn in Paint over the image. Kind of hurts the eyes actually. How about white?
 
Coluuuuuur
 
user259867
That's better.
 
user259867
8 mins ago, by Behaviour
SPAM http://drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/141312/how-to-luminique-diminishes-dee‌​p-wrinkles
 
user259867
5:12 AM
Still at -2.
 
5:42 AM
@ProgramFOX I'm not terribly concerned about it atm, looks like that user probably isn't going to be posting much stuff.
@TheGuywithTheElfHat Smokey doesn't have any hats :(
But I was rewarded for logging in as him with this:
Not gonna click 'em :D
 
user259867
You could give him the Chameleon.
 
Ah, I could
on it
 
5:59 AM
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A: Blue eyes: a logic puzzle

Marc van LeeuwenI'll take up the challenge in nbubis's comment (even though there are not yet $99$ answers), and try to give a precise answer. And since this is a mathematics rather than a philosophy site, I'll try to use some formulas to describe what is going on. As has been noted, the technical notion of com...

It took way too long to explain it to my dad.
It just made sense to me. I figured it out just reading the question.
 
user202362
6:17 AM
I don't have a hat :'(
 
6:27 AM
Get one!
Nyt!
 
6:48 AM
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: muscles inside the same exercise by kimrensen on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 51.8729: muscles inside the same exercise on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
7:08 AM
Any TeX - LaTeX "supervisors" here? I noticed a in the user-profile page.
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Q: Misalignment of badges/numbers on user-profile page

WernerThe current user-profile page shows the badges/numbers looking like this: Here is a similar view of the top-bar: I think the vertical alignment of the badges in the user-profile view should match that of the top-bar.

 
user259867
@Werner You posted it in the correct place: the meta of the site where the issue appears. It should be tagged with (design) along with (bug). Also, the issue does not appear for me, so it's probably browser-specific. You should add the browser/OS information to the post.
 
@bjb568 that's pretty good. Very nice, lets the questioner know that they should have some/most of the puzzle completed already before they ask. Try orange/orangish color, it should look aight.
 
A couple of appalling questions from the same user:
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Q: how to create bluetooth anti lost alarm in iPhone

user1865963I want to create bluetooth anti lost alarm application in iPhone.can you guys please suggest me how to create anti lost alarm app.

0
Q: RTF file Generation with text and images in objective c

user1865963can you please suggest me how to add images and text in RTF file programmatically and we have created pdf file and it's working properly but in RTF case we are facing issues, is it possible to create rtf file like pdf file? please give me some solution.

 
@HoboSapiens you could just downvote the second one, it it should roomba within a week
 
7:21 AM
@Sompuperoo I have already downvoted it. Someone had upvoted, would you believe.
 
user259867
It's at (-1) -2 now.
 
the SO weekly roomba ran within the last few hours
 
I need to brush up on how the Roomba operates. I thought these would hang around for ages if unclosed.
 
@HoboSapiens here are the roomba guidelines meta.stackexchange.com/a/92006/244519
3
 
@Sompuperoo Useful - thank you :)
 
user259867
7:41 AM
Starred the roomba guidelines. In this room they should be pinned. :)
2
 
Don't trust this guy - I doubt he has ever hit the rep cap in his life. — Dason 2 days ago
^^^^ lol
 
user259867
Gone. ^ Sadly, two drupal spam posts are still there... 30 and 40 min old.
 
@Behaviour Missed one of the Drupal SPAM posts. Flagged it now, the other one earlier.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Muscle Building Today by johnkaka on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
7:54 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 97.6646: Muscle Building Today on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Sompuperoo Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
@hichris123 tp
 
8:36 AM
^^ gone
 
8:56 AM
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
Morning!
 
9:16 AM
 
@hichris123 tpu
 
Privileged SmokeDetector users: you can now reply ignore to a SmokeDetector message if alerts for the reported question should not longer be posted. This command should be used if the question is not good enough to mark it as false positive and if alerts aren't necessary anymore -- don't use ignore for high-quality questions, use false for that.
4
 
9:39 AM
Privileged SmokeDetector devs: Don't bork your bot and give it a hat!
 
I wish I could, but only Undo can access the account.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Updates On Critical Elements Of gain some muscle mass by milencatro on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
!!/hats?
 
9:41 AM
@InfiniteRecursion HATS ARE AWESOME. This was going to show how long until hats start, but it was too hard and I gave up.
 
!!/wut
 
@ProgramFOX Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
 
^ now I don't have any expectations from lazy devs
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Nike Free 4.0 V2 Women's Grey Yellow Green Toronto by zhang on serverfault.com
 
9:43 AM
I could work on something that shows how long Winterbash will still last, but I don't know when it will end exactly. I have seen both 4th Jan and 5th Jan mentioned.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@JanDvorak Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
Might be easier to implement how long WB is already going on.
 
or change to a more innovative message such as "Enjoy your hats, I don't have any. Welp!" - Smokey :P
waits for fox to take revenge
 
@ProgramFOX there's no 4th Jan. There's only one of me here.
 
9:49 AM
@InfiniteRecursion What do you think I'm doing right now? >:D
@JanDvorak LOL
 
owl peeping out of an egg ;P
 
now I'm suspicious of his lone answer
 
spam as well...
 
ka-ching: spam seed nuked
 
I have no clue what "chapati" is, but apparently
> Chapati on a hot green is really an distressing experience
 
9:57 AM
> (in Indian cooking) a thin pancake of unleavened whole-grain bread cooked on a griddle.
I still have no clue though
 
> also the low Chapati Making Device Cost In Indian has made this machine available for everyone and has decreased the life of individuals in the kitchen.
Eugh. So it kills the cook???
 
Might be a great Christmas gift for someone you dislike...
 
10/10 will definitely buy
 
Not that there haven't been too many cooks already...
 
> The roti creating devices are developed to convenience perform, while still allowing individuals to make clean chapatis.
Evidently, "Chapati" is "roti"! No idea what any of those are, though.
 
10:02 AM
roti is from Suriname
 
You know what must be distressing? A red-hot greenhouse out of the blue.
 
Sounds very super hexagon.
 
Are you requesting us to write/code/implement the complete algorithm for you because that would make this question a little bit too broad.... — rene 32 secs ago
 
"a litte bit"
 
he left as first comment: write the code...
 
10:15 AM
so... too broad
 
!!/hats
 
@ProgramFOX HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 5 days, 10 hours, 14 minutes and 53 seconds ago.
 
@InfiniteRecursion ^
 
\o/
 
 
10:24 AM
edited since
I'm torn here: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/42569/7209 On one hand, I want to show support to the guy and his language. On the other hand, I'm unable to judge the code quality since the language has essentially zero documentation.
 
aye
 
The APL solution makes me realize that I still have much to learn.
> / means replicate. Each element from the right argument is repeated as many times as specified by its corresponding element from the left argument. Example: 2 0 3/'ABC'←→ 'AACCC'
 
The corresponding function in J is #.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Nike Air Max 2014 Mens White Black 40 45 BS by user260654 on serverfault.com
 
10:36 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 99.9943: Nike Air Max 2014 Mens White Black 40 45 BS on serverfault.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@rene Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
wow
gone
 
10:42 AM
right....
 
should I wear a UFO, or a rugby hat? An owl in a rugby hat would look kinda cool, but the human underneath me would have his chin left uncovered...
 
I vote for UFO
I vote for Rugby
Now let the stars decide...
No stars would mean we don't want you to wear any hat...
 
As in, remove the human from underneath me?
 
Yes
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: .HTACCESS E REDIRECIONAMENTO HTTPS by RODRIGO on pt.stackoverflow.com
 
10:52 AM
@ProgramFOX how should I respond if I can't be bothered to check whether ignore or false is more appropriate?
 
@JanDvorak Then you better wait for someone else to reply.
 
@ProgramFOX <3 :D
 
11:16 AM
offensive/needs edit? superuser.com/a/795230/176340
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 84.8584: Mass of the body M, Cartesian reference frame. on math.stackexchange.com
 
Also, that account could use some account merging and perhaps answer merging
 
11:35 AM
possible LQ keyword: (?i)using html
 
lol
possible LQ keyword: (?i)give me the regex
 
just "give me" should do
 
inb4 every Math question is reported LQ
"give me the solution with steps"
 
@Unihedro well, they are.
 
11:45 AM
@JanDvorak Did you see? Math election is open!
 
12:02 PM
!!/alive?
 
@InfiniteRecursion Yup
 
^ hatless headless chatbot :D
!!/hats?
 
@InfiniteRecursion HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 5 days, 12 hours, 4 minutes and 13 seconds ago.
 
spam still alive after 3 mins there ^ :(
 
I think that any post that contains "contact me" deserve revision...
 
agreed
>>status
 
 
1 hour later…
1:56 PM
They need to show the Worldbuilding.SE community this ^
 
2:13 PM
!!/hats?
 
@Sompuperoo HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 5 days, 14 hours, 13 minutes and 28 seconds ago.
 
2:33 PM
I don't think the Praying Mantis should be on this list, since it's not a real separate hat. I doubt it's even by design since they weren't even planning on having the ability to rotate the hat upside down. — Sompuperoo 7 mins ago
woops, don't click that if you don't want to accidentally see how to earn secret hats ^
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 55.8620: usb corrupted file system raw on superuser.com
 
2:50 PM
 
If so, it's the about the first upvoted case of spam I know of
Is there a "miserable pedant" hat? If there is, I think Infinite Recursion just earned it. ;) — Davïd 56 mins ago
I'd say the image is accurate :-D
 
3:08 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 68.2568: I Want to Bend This Object: on blender.stackexchange.com
 
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Q: Profile picture not changed in leaderboard

BalaI changed my profile picture for all sites 3 days ago, but still it shows my old profile picture in Leaderboard, I tried hard refresh also. Is this feature or bug ?

do you have same ?
 
3:30 PM
Hah, that hat confirms it @InfiniteRecursion. I always thought you were a little fluffball
3
 
3:46 PM
@Behaviour Thanks; done...
 
@hichris123 get a bender named Bender that's a robot made for bending?
It got my Solstice hat now! I left a comment, but didn't give it, then posted an answer like 30 mins later and it gave it.. hmm
@Sompuperoo You already got it. It's a weird hat in that it's automatically worn as soon as you earn it. However, because it's a secret secret hat, it doesn't show up in the hat list. — The Guy with The Elf Hat 1 min ago
Yay! earned my first secret secret hat!
 
4:04 PM
I fear if I ever forget one of these special days for hats...
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-3
Q: Why does "Bill the Lizard" lock all the good questions?

Shaun NealSeriously folks - how many first hit Google response questions have you come across leading to Stack Overflow only to find that "Bill the Lizard" has locked the question as "off topic", "not a question", etc? This is despite the fact that the question usually has a very long list of very helpful...

 
lots of moderator name dropping in titles lately
 
Bob
Could we get a couple of flags on this one please? superuser.com/questions/850717/…
 
status-migration-REJECTED
I left a comment, no solstice hat
Look at the topbar!
"This question has been locked - no more answers will be accepted."
I made a post, no solstice hat
 
4:33 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER DATA BASE ADMINISTRATOR by gopi v on programmers.stackexchange.com
 
POB^
 
People are taking that joke waaaaaay too seriously.
The "Praying Mantis hat" one.
 
anyone supports the deletion of this "locked" question?
 
@Braiam yus
 
4:37 PM
@Unihedro "ys", "yus", the heck man? that crab have you crazy
 
@Braiam yes
 
Somewhere is still 12/20, Uni...
 
Solstice hat is broken..
 
4:55 PM
is good enough @JanDvorak @uni pastebin.com/S5nmMSc7?
 
@Braiam Recommend post.
 
@Braiam By posting this on pastebin you've already spent more time than I would have.
 
@JanDvorak I just copied and pasted it before submitting
 
5:13 PM
o/
 
\o
 
so.. what happened to your 'n' ?
 
@LynnCrumbling It died.
 
@LynnCrumbling who me?
 
5:16 PM
haha. yes.
 
Oh... Been too busy searching for hat (totally not too lazy to put back the 'n').
 
@Unihedro well.. you do already have one 'n' in your name. Perhaps that's enough.
:)
 
^ yeah, that's ridiculous
 
5:34 PM
i can has badge
 
5:57 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 74.7184: It this sentence correct? on english.stackexchange.com
 
6:14 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 71.7625: Periodicity of Muscle Mass on fitness.stackexchange.com
 
@hichris123 fp
 
6:31 PM
> Yes because locking a post == censorship
^ that's funny
 
@Bart :D
@JanDvorak In your imagination, not in reality
 
@InfiniteRecursion Can we see a real photo of you?
 
status-hats
@JanDvorak why do you want to see a photo of a 44 year old hairy male?
 
6:39 PM
@JanDvorak <---Who do you think that is?
3 hours ago, by Bart
Hah, that hat confirms it @InfiniteRecursion. I always thought you were a little fluffball
^ Bart is never wrong
 
@InfiniteRecursion lol
 
-10
Q: I just sharted and I can't just go home and freshen up!

SompuperooLets say I'm at work, it's 9:45am, have pretty much a full day ahead of me at the office and the unimaginable happens, I sharted. Lets say that I'm wearing dark colored pants, so the shart won't be visibly noticeable to others, only the disgusting smell of it will be. How in the world am I goin...

2
Q: My pants are falling off!

SompuperooI have some pairs of sweatpants and shorts that have either one side of the string outside the loop, or the whole string is out of the pants all together. This can be a major issue because I either choose to not wear them since they might/will fall down or I'll have to take the chances of my pant...

 
not offensive
 
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Q: What should I do without hot water in the shower?

SompuperooI just woke up, it's -20 degrees Fahrenheit outside, I have to be at work soon, and now I just found out that the hot water heater isn't working, so the water is freezing cold! I'm smelly as can be and my hair is a mess. I don't want my hair to look like bed hair or greasy. I can't take a shower ...

 
6:43 PM
ok... the site is kinda crap
 
why you posting all my lifehacks questions?
 
@JanDvorak that's probably why it is still in private beta.
 
because you are the 44 year old guy judging by those question @Sompuperoo ;)
 
@InfiniteRecursion I'm hairy and feel like 44 so Ok, your right
 
apart from that, it has been a long time I didn't onebox ;)
oneboxing is fun :D
 
someone upvoted that O_O
 
maybe they should teach personal hygiene in school?
 
Robert closed it before I could cv :(
 
gone
 
6:49 PM
> Who upvoted this? - Jan Dvorak
ROFL
!!/hats?
 
@InfiniteRecursion HATS ARE AWESOME. Winter Bash started 5 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes and 56 seconds ago.
5
 
^ for @Behaviour, who likes numbers :)
 
user259867
Is the Solstice hat already available?
 
@Behaviour YES
 
user259867
6:54 PM
But why? It's still 20 Dec 2014 UTC.
 
user259867
Thanks. I see there is also an implicit quality requirement for Solstice: my comment (no upvote) did not earn the hat.
 
@Behaviour took me a while to figure that out, you're smarter than I am :)
 
@Behaviour nice catch, was wondering why my comment didn't do it
 
6:57 PM
> Buying meat but not other organs? That's a no-brainer!
 
^ Proof: Having crabs and owls on your head for longer duration damages your brain
 
@InfiniteRecursion or
 
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