Tavern on the Meta

Frank

3:00 PM

@bjb568 I don't like alcohol either. It also damages brain cells fast.

bjb568

I just don't get it. My meat eats glucose not alcohul.

Vogel612's Shadow

interestingly it actually doesn't...

you're using AdenosineTriPhosphate..

bjb568

Wateverz.

Frank

@bjb568 What about sucrose, and lactose, and fructose, and all those?

bjb568

@Vogel612'sShadow Yeah, it gets converted.

… in a confusing process.

jadarnel27

3:02 PM

I know plenty of people that enjoy beer with dinner, or before they go to bed. They don't drink enough to "damage brain cells fast." There's a difference between drinking beer, and partying / getting wasted.

bjb568

@Frank All those too. High fructose corn sugarz!

Bart

@Vogel612'sShadow good old ATP. Never leave home without it.

bjb568

@Bart … you won't

Frank

@Vogel612'sShadow In studies, those who drank a lot all their lives had considerably lower brain functionality than those who abstained.

Bart

There's talk of beer and all of a sudden Anna shows up ... coincidence?

3

Vogel612's Shadow

3:04 PM

@Frank emphasis on a lot

and all their lives

dosis venenum facit

jadarnel27

@Bart Chicken butts!

bjb568

What?

Why not chicken bewbs?

Infinite Recursion

No idea

bjb568

Tastier.

jadarnel27

Mods were showing up. I used the safe word.

Shog9

3:06 PM

@Vogel612'sShadow yeah, drinking a lot of beer as an infant is not the best idea. Makes the milk curdle.

bjb568

Uh oh, Shog is here. The situation is escalating!

Vogel612's Shadow

@Shog9 does it? I wasn't aware beer is acidic...

Shog9

acid isn't the only thing that'll curdle milk

Bart

@jadarnel27 Abort! Abort!

@Shog9 sarcasm does so as well. Milk handles it very poorly.

jadarnel27

I NEED AN ADULT

bjb568

3:10 PM

Wat? I was kicked?

Infinite Recursion

We don't have an adult, we have an ancient

jadarnel27

That'll do.

bjb568

doesn't like being kicked

Frank

@bjb568 fructose (monosaccharide) is a simple sugar, the one found in fruit. Interestingly, even in high fructose corn syrup, the main sugar source is glucose (monosaccharide). Glucose + fructose = sucrose, or table sugar, a complex sugar, or disaccharide

not that it matters...

bjb568

@Frank Huh. Interesting.

Infinite Recursion

3:12 PM

Who kicked you @bjb568? And for what?

Unihedron

@Frank dunno

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 even wood is actually made up of glucose..

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion Dunno, dunno.

Frank

Couldn't have been me, I'm rooted in place.

Infinite Recursion

Organic chemistry @uni

Frank

3:12 PM

Hi Uni

bjb568

EVERYTHING IS GLUCOSE!

Oh hai, @Uni

hallo

holla

Heya

oy

3:13 PM

yo

Frank

yoyo

:D

hi

WHO KICKED BJB568???

hi

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/26975638/…

Vogel612's Shadow

3:14 PM

the fun thing is, starch and fibre are just different in the orientation of glucose molecules relative to their neighbors

Frank

not me

Unihedron

Not me, I'm not RO

bjb568

WHO WOULD KICK A POOR KITTEN LIKE MYSELF?

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 evil people..

Frank

@Vogel612'sShadow It's why they have the same energy potential per mass

No one ever kicks me...

Vogel612's Shadow

3:15 PM

though it's usually called kicking the dog

Frank

kicking the cat

Infinite Recursion

Aww..I love dogs

bjb568

@Undo probably isn't happy about the kicking.

TGMCians

status-closed

Vogel612's Shadow

@InfiniteRecursion ~blushes

TGMCians

3:17 PM

ah

Patrick Hofman

@TGMCians Thanks. Hit F5 all the time :)

TGMCians

status-test

Frank

status-why-not-use-a-sandbox

bjb568

status-why-not-not-use-a-sandbox

Infinite Recursion

@Vogel612'sShadow your dog :D <3

Frank

3:19 PM

status-because-i-said-so

Vogel612's Shadow

~blushes even more

Frank

stop blushing, your face is about to violently explode, and that would be messy.

Some might get on me.

bjb568

And me!

Infinite Recursion

12 hours ago, by bjb568

@Rafflesiaarnoldii Let's start a new Meta.SE about how users are treating spanners' avatars' women like objects and raping them by calling them attractive.

bjb568

Meh, that?

That was a while ago.

Infinite Recursion

3:22 PM

That or this got you kicked

16 mins ago, by bjb568

Why not chicken bewbs?

One of the two...

bjb568

BUT THEY'RE JUST TASTEY MEATY GOODNESS!

Good with mash potatoeys and gravy.

Frank

@bjb568 You're so needing to grow up...

bjb568

feels slightly younger

When I grow up I'll want to grown down again.

Or so they say.

Infinite Recursion

Keep talking and soon you might get yourself kicked again

bjb568

:|

SmokeDetector

3:24 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in username: Grails Tomcat Plugin - DeployTask cannot be found Error by Harry Muscle on stackoverflow.com

Vogel612's Shadow

lel.. Muscle.. really??

Bart

Stop kicking the kitten please. Take off the glasses first.

2

Infinite Recursion

He should stop talking about anything feminine

till he grows up

Frank

Try kicking a tree, so I can see what happens to your foot.

bjb568

Jul 28 at 19:45, by Sterling Archer

opinions brah, people got em

Bart

3:27 PM

Infinite Recursion

Your lipstick is nice @Bart

Frank

19

Q: What is the point of hiking boots, versus any comfortable walking shoes?

I've always used any old shoes for hiking. Are there any real benefits to using specially made boots?

TGMCians

@SmokeDetector false

SmokeDetector

@TGMCians Registered as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

Frank

Only two sentences...

Unihedron

3:29 PM

@bjb568 When you fall up, just pick yourself down...

7

bjb568

Good idea,

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion why thank you. does curtsey

Infinite Recursion

:D

Braiam

I hate the maddening nonscheduled regular blackouts that my country features so much

feels better

Unihedron

Four stars on that? Wow, MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!

5

Vogel612's Shadow

3:35 PM

~not everything is starworthy

4

Infinite Recursion

We star frequently to stay on topic @uni

7

bjb568

All aboard the star train!

Vogel612's Shadow

~boycotts the star-train

2

Braiam

doesn't know anything funny nor relevant to starwhore

2

Frank

@InfiniteRecursion I stay on-topic frequently to get starred...

2

Infinite Recursion

3:36 PM

Not with kicked kittens :P

Braiam

flush star wall: status-completed

Frank

@Braiam y?

Braiam

@Frank 'cause

Infinite Recursion

> doesn't know anything funny nor relevant to starwhore

Frank

At least I'm not all over it now...

Braiam

3:38 PM

reading a changelog to see how his system will break next

Infinite Recursion

Did you call Bart a starwhore @Braiam?

Braiam

@InfiniteRecursion mm? I don't use the name of who-shall-not-be-named...

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion I prefer star escort.

Braiam

SEE!

bjb568

Now that @Inf has said starwhore, I know it's safe!

But not for Braiam of course.

Frank

3:39 PM

@bjb568 Is inf your role-model? That's weird...

Braiam

¬_¬

Infinite Recursion

^^^

bjb568

@Frank No, it's just that I know… it's… feminist.

Vogel612's Shadow

ponders about male whores

bjb568

was going to say the h-word

Frank

3:41 PM

@bjb568 You seriously have to grow up sometime, kiddo...

Infinite Recursion

^^^

bjb568

I really don't want to.

But now I feel condescended upon.

Frank

@bjb568 A bad sign.

bjb568

hides

Frank

If you don't want me to call you kiddo, grow up. Deal?

Braiam

3:42 PM

updating libc6, crosses fingers

Frank

@kiddo?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: What is Wrong with my program? Its Giving NZEC in Codechef. PROBLEM:codechef.com/problems/DISCHAR by Argha Ray on puzzling.stackexchange.com

bjb568

hides more

Frank

@bjb568 So, what is all this stuff you're hiding?

bjb568

my tail

Prepare for a wave of LQQs.

Frank

3:45 PM

Low quality questions? From a Low Quality Cat?

sorry

Unihedron

...

bjb568

Wat? Oh, whoops, need to enable the userscript for it to post here.

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26975710

Frank

There you go.

bjb568

Ok, it werk.

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26975418

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26975221

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26974457

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26974161

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26973902

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26973800

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26973688

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26973542

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26973028

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26972971

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26972613

Vogel612's Shadow

that's a lot..

bjb568

3:49 PM

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26972489

Vogel612's Shadow

where did you get them all?

bjb568

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26972268

Infinite Recursion

Please kick kitty again

bjb568

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26972046

I got them from the php tag page.

@InfiniteRecursion >:(

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26971894

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26971416

Andy

@bjb568 Do you mean the one that isn't working any more?

bjb568

3:50 PM

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26971302

Andy

32

Q: Reintroduce searching for tags in chat

We always had the ability to search for tags in chat-search using the syntax tag:tag-name, but after the changes in chat search a while back this is no longer possible. I'm not sure when the changes were rolled out or with what goal (because in my experience it only made searching anything in ch...

feature-request bug chat

Infinite Recursion

What do you want us to do with these LQ, LQ,LQ,LQ @bjb568??

Andy

@InfiniteRecursion Be annoyed

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion Del vote or close vote or down vote

Andy

Mission accomplished

bjb568

3:51 PM

@Andy No. stackoverflow.com/questions/tagged/…

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970929

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970865

Infinite Recursion

He doesn't use tags @Andy, he shouts LQ, LQ,LQ,LQ

bjb568

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970687

Andy

@bjb568 Are you seriously going through a tag and asking us to flag everything that is -1 or lower?

Infinite Recursion

^^^

bjb568

@Andy No, just most of them.

I do eval them

Unihedron

3:52 PM

@Andy the votes on MSO carried over and gave them rep?

Infinite Recursion

GROW UP!!

bjb568

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970527

Andy

Why? The PHP tag has plenty of users that can handle it on their own. Why does the extra attention need to be raised here?

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion Could you please stop saying that?

Infinite Recursion

Ok

bjb568

3:53 PM

@Andy They're not.

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 it would be easier to stop saying it if you were doing it...

Frank

Mission: Outstar this other chatroom. chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/8595/the-2nd-monitor

Unihedron

@bjb568 they are

bjb568

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970430

Unihedron

cv-pls.com

Vogel612's Shadow

3:54 PM

@Frank ARE YOU CALLING WAR?

2

Bart

People, can we all calm down a bit and ... "be nice"? If not, then be advised that this is how you get Ebola ... yeah, that's right.

Braiam

@Unihedron kewl!

bjb568

@Vogel612'sShadow Can we all stop talking about age in general?

Frank

@Vogel612'sShadow Indeed. We have the tactical advantage...

bjb568

@Bart (agree)

Vogel612's Shadow

3:54 PM

@bjb568 age and acting grown up are not that closely related...

7

Unihedron

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Frank

@Vogel612'sShadow Agree.

bjb568

Sigh… depends on how you define "acting grown up".

Infinite Recursion

It's about behaviour, not age

4

Vogel612's Shadow

no not really..

bjb568

3:55 PM

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970429

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26970148

LQ stackoverflow.com/q/26969945

Bart

Ehm ... the site logged me out?

Infinite Recursion

Ok...time to find a Shog quote

2

Andy

Please stop spamming @bjb568

4

bjb568

@Bart Doesn't it do that every 60 days or something?

Unihedron

@Braiam we need our own ;P

bjb568

3:56 PM

@Andy Ok, yeesh.

You do realize you can mute me if you want, right?

2

Infinite Recursion

Maybe you're just bad at it? — Shog9 ♦ Nov 3 at 20:16

2

rene

Do you get 100 rep if you use all your stars here?

bjb568

WELL MAYBE I AM BAD AT IT

Braiam

@rene maybe

bjb568

@rene oh, totally

3

Q: When will the "reloaded" profile be back?

Some time earlier, a new profile page was announced. And, I remember, it was great. Where is it now? Why does going to http://stackoverflow.com/users/reloaded/13249/nick-craver lead to a 404 error? When will it be back?

discussion design profile-page

Frank

3:58 PM

@rene Let's find out...

bjb568

^^ Why is it always 6-8 weeks?

Vogel612's Shadow

... look up the meme...

2

Braiam

@bjb568 because 6 to 8

Bart

They use a planner to estimate it @bjb568. Let me find it.

bjb568

@Vogel612'sShadow I know the meme.

Vogel612's Shadow

3:59 PM

@bjb568 why are you even asking then?

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: What is the demonym for a citizen of Niger? by user96258 on english.stackexchange.com

bjb568

@Vogel612'sShadow I'm asking why it takes so long for SE to implement things.

Vogel612's Shadow

@SmokeDetector fp

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector Nigerian?

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 because backlog?

bjb568

4:00 PM

@Vogel612'sShadow Hm… I guess.

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector The swearword is "nigger", you idiot

Frank

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 51 secs ago, by Mat's Mug

Star Wars

Infinite Recursion

Between implementation and pushing to production, there are stages

bjb568

@JanDvorak delete

Bart

@JanDvorak flag in 3 ... 2 ...

Unihedron

4:02 PM

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by Mat's Mug

Star Wars

Patrick Hofman

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/26976620/…

Infinite Recursion

@Jan, spammers aren't grammar nazi's, they use varients

Frank

Aww, used all my stars already. Gimme a break...

bjb568

migrating to the second monitor

Unihedron

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 39 secs ago, by bjb568

I'm going to help here now!

Infinite Recursion

4:04 PM

Take the LQ's to second monitor too :P

Frank

@Unihedron Haha, we can still win..

Infinite Recursion

Don't compete and annoy us, please.

bjb568

in Shadow's Den, 1 hour ago, by DroidDev

^ In case anyone wants to flame

Jan Dvorak

I can't delete, my browser decided to start ignoring mouse clicks

Infinite Recursion

Why are you stuck on the same word @bjb568?

Braiam

4:06 PM

@JanDvorak time to learn the keyboard shortcuts....

bjb568

@InfiniteRecursion I thot you were.

Jan Dvorak

Do I need an up arrow? Because my up arrow is broken

Infinite Recursion

Me?

bjb568

I'm just going to leave…

Braiam

you are so broken, @Jan

Frank

4:07 PM

@bjb568 cya!

Jan Dvorak

I'm not, my computer is

Infinite Recursion

Your computer doesn't like you for some reason

Frank

@InfiniteRecursion Huh, hard one...

Vogel612's Shadow

@JanDvorak just for editing messages faster..

Unihedron

It worked! I tricked bjb into posting a LQ stream in that room.

LOL

Infinite Recursion

4:11 PM

2 days ago, by Jan Dvorak

She doesn't like me for some reason

Nobody likes him, including his computer

bjb568

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 25 secs ago, by Vogel612

@bjb568 because this room is nowhere near fine with being flooded with LQ requests

That was 4

I thot I was being helpful.

Don't kill me, bluefeet.

(why that autocorrect?)

Infinite Recursion

You are being helpful, but the quantity was overwhelming

bluefeet

@bjb568 what on earth did you do?

bjb568

@bluefeet I posted an "inappropriate message", a low quality question there after Unihedron said it was ok.

Infinite Recursion

This isn't the LQRQ, don't dump so many LQ's here, please @bjb568

bjb568

4:15 PM

@InfiniteRecursion I did it before and nobody seriously complained about it.

Unihedron

@bjb568 ... Hey.

bjb568

I turned off the VLQing so that's not a problem either.

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 We were willing to ignore you once

bjb568

@JanDvorak I did it at least 3 or 4 times.

In the other room anyway, I had just arrived and was not familiar with the room's rules.

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 it was mostly because I had seen the flood here.

bjb568

4:16 PM

From my point of view, almost everything pointed to it being alright.

Vogel612's Shadow

and I am not anywhere near willing to have a site's main room "polluted" by not even remotely relevant VLQ requests.

bjb568

But… cv-pls is fine?

Unihedron

in The 2nd Monitor on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by Pimgd

Secretly it's all a plot to get more traffic and thus more stars

Vogel612's Shadow

I understand that this tavern is somewhat a replacement for the SO tavern, and thus cv-pls and stuff is accepted here..

but I don't consider it the main purpose of this room.

Jan Dvorak

... but that doesn't mean you can dump search query results here

Vogel612's Shadow

4:17 PM

it's the chimera that I didn't want the 2nd monitor to become

Pimgd

Aww yeah I'm getting quoted

Frank

@InfiniteRecursion ‍

Infinite Recursion

Everybody isn't from SO, everybody isn't interested in LQ's, those posts don't need immediate attention...and you are our friend...so we are linient and don't flag you @bjb568

bjb568

@JanDvorak Other's have dumped as many as 30 CV requests here…

Pimgd

CV-pls is accepted for CR in the 2nd monitor because, well, it's about CR...

Jan Dvorak

4:19 PM

@bjb568 once

bjb568

@JanDvorak More than once.

Jan Dvorak

@bjb568 in a row?

Frank

@uni what was that?

bjb568

There's 45 pages of it…

Unihedron

@Frank reply prefix with a null character

Vogel612's Shadow

4:21 PM

@bjb568 see the interval between the timestamps???

bjb568

There was a spree on wednesday, here…

Frank

@Unihedron I just did that..

Infinite Recursion

Those come at regular intervals, they are not shouting, and "please" is a polite word

bjb568

Nov 7…

@InfiniteRecursion I don't see how that's a valid distinction.

Vogel612's Shadow

@bjb568 that's about... maximum bursts of 7...

bjb568

4:22 PM

Ok, maybe "regular intervals", but…

Vogel612's Shadow

and not a permanent, non-overviewable stream of LQ requests.

Pimgd

for search purposes, we use VTC in 2nd monitor

Vogel612's Shadow

there's conversation in there

Unihedron

oh look...

bjb568

My thinking is that it's better to have them all together.

Unihedron

4:23 PM

CV stream

Aug 11 at 23:29, 32 minutes total – 134 messages, 4 users, 3 stars

Bookmarked Aug 12 at 0:29 by bjb568

Vogel612's Shadow

@Pimgd that's mostly in @CaptainObvious messages though.

Pimgd

hmm yeah true...

Infinite Recursion

I won't say anything, it will seem awfully self-serving and defensive, because you have pointed out my cv-requests as an example @bjb568. I rest my case.

bjb568

@Unihedron There ya go!

Unihedron

@bjb568 ... Actually, those messages are mostly yours.

bjb568

4:25 PM

@Unihedron But there was a positive atmosphere, and @hichris was a major participant.

Andy

@bjb568 You have your own room for these. There is also another room for them.

That's just on the chat.stackexchange domain

bjb568

@Andy Yes, but nobody goes to those. I don't often post them here.

Andy

@bjb568 I disagree with no one going to the low quality hq.

bjb568

@Andy I disagree with your disagreement.

Bart

Are we still going on about this? Let's make it simple: we're okay with the occasional CV request or Spam notification, but in moderation. Ones you stumble upon. And if it's the whole tag that's a problem ... this room is probably not going to fix it any time soon.

bjb568

4:29 PM

Ok. That should have been made clear before. And it should probably be added to the room description. But glad that I know now.

Unihedron

it's still september.

Bart

It's always September.

It's snowing!

-.-

Bart^^^^^^^

4:30 PM

:(

Unihedron

;(

Vogel612's Shadow

@Unihedron that looks creepy

bjb568

=(

Unihedron

>;(

=>;(

bjb568

=>=(

ProgramFOX

4:31 PM

yay smiley train!

=>;.(

=>:)))))))))

:D

doesn't want to talk in the tavern anymore

bjb568

::D

Jan Dvorak

4:31 PM

::::)

bjb568

@Unihedron Aww, why?

::::::::)

Infinite Recursion

me too...tavern is not talk-worthy anymore

Jan Dvorak

wait, no, spiders don't have lips

::::<

Vogel612's Shadow

 (s) -> s.replace("([;:])\(", groups(1) + ")");

urk..

bjb568

:::>x<:::

\______/

\__|__/

TIL: ASCII art is hard

Vogel612's Shadow

4:39 PM

... surprise.. especially when you're not using a normalized font.

SmokeDetector

4:52 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, Phone number detected: fast प्यारा गूगल +91-9950211818 l o v e problem solution baba by rkbangali401 on english.stackexchange.com

ProgramFOX

@SmokeDetector tpu

SmokeDetector

@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.

SmokeDetector

5:10 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: UPDATE XML DATA USING SQL QUERY ON POSTGRESQL by Yassine on stackoverflow.com

Braiam

5:23 PM

@hichris123 almost same build from someone else pcpartpicker.com/p/W4Lgqs

Andy

5:43 PM

spam? stackoverflow.com/a/26978597/189134

user259867

^ Spam.

CV stream

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