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11:01 AM
@Unihedron The only correct answer to that question is to contact baba. Someone give that OP baba's phone number please!
3
 
Network down?
 
... yeah.
!!/alive?
 
@hichris123 plz send teh coffee
 
@hichris123 kinda sorta
 
yup
 
11:11 AM
It's up again
 
> It's not just you! stackoverflow.com looks down from here.
 
still a bit slow though
 
back up
 
user273376
okay, who broke it
 
.o.
 
user273376
11:18 AM
each of my site profile pages is showing no other accounts
 
interesting..
works for my account..
 
user273376
I see "You have no other accounts on the Stack Exchange network" on each of my membership profile pages.... cache?
 
possible, but I doubt it..
 
> Meta Stack Exchange requires external JavaScript from another domain, which is blocked or failed to load.
 
it's not like you joined multiple sites 2 minutes ago..
 
user273376
11:22 AM
did someone press the "do not press this button" button?
 
user273376
@Vogel612'sShadow lol no
 
then caching is most probably out..
 
user273376
aah its back!
 
user273376
odd!
 
user273376
11:23 AM
yes! that's what I had!
 
look at the top-bar..
 
user273376
how did you get those cool colours?
 
color inversion extension..
 
that
 
user273376
@Vogel612'sShadow never had that bfore
 
user273376
11:24 AM
but it seems to be fixed now
 
possibly the loadbalancer borked
 
user273376
the who?
 
as the javascript and css are static resources, they are loaded from a separate domain
and that's accomplished partly with a loadbalancer (if I understood correctly)
 
user273376
aaaah
 
user273376
anyway, I need my beauty sleep
 
11:28 AM
Enjoy your rest!
 
user273376
i will indeed! thank you for your explanations! (learnt something new!)
 
11:55 AM
Argh! The edit pane is broken!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: OLLYDBY 2.1 SEARCH PROBLEM on reverseengineering.stackexchange.com
 
12:13 PM
What kind of SE site is that?
 
no clue..
 
@Unihedron Take a tour to find out ;)
3
 
12:54 PM
@naXa that's because spt_values is just a table with a bunch of random numbers. This answer is completely wrong. — Stijn 33 secs ago
^downvote please
 
1:06 PM
@Unihedron we are working on improving the name
 
1:21 PM
any moderator here that can help me with something?
 
you sure you need a mod??
 
What do you need help with @user1803551? There is a chance that a moderator isn't actually required. If they are, we can pull one in
 
@Andy it involves what seems like a revenge downvote wave. i read in the meta to come here and ask a mod for help
 
@user1803551 err... how much time passed since the event?
 
@user1803551 Is it related to the two downvotes you got on StackOverflow?
 
1:28 PM
Spam Q (100%): I know leading go when, by Fari maan, on meta.stackexchange.com.
 
@Andy yes, those are the only 2 left of the wave. some were retracted, but it's obvious my highest scored questions were targeted
@Braiam about 24 h, the reverse script should have ran by now, but i wouldn't bet on it picking up the remains
 
@user1803551 It is possible these are not related enough to what was already reversed then
 
@Andy i don't think anything got reversed
it's not that i care about 4 rep points, but the score does matter
especially for questions which were upvoted for good reasons
 
Ah. In that case, two downvotes won't trigger a reversal at all. That's not serial downvoting.
 
@Andy as i said, it was serial, but most were retracted before the script ran (i would guess).
 
1:34 PM
Votes can only be retracted within 5 minutes of the vote being cast, unless an edit has been made.
 
are you able to check if it is the same user? i got to 2000 rep 2 days ago and started reviweing the edit queue and i guess i might have "pissed" someone
 
If they were retracted and you ended up with just the net two downvotes that doesn't meet the criteria for serial voting. Sorry.
Votes aren't known to moderators
So, no, they can't be checked
 
And even if so, no action would probably be taken.
 
i don't need an action, i needed information :)
 
@user1803551 I'm guessing your edit reviews aren't the cause of downvotes. Those aren't usually the hot button issues that anger people
 
1:37 PM
@SmokeDetector no
 
@SmokeDetector false
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@SmokeDetector false
 
...
 
@Unihedron Registered as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@user1803551 I only see one reject in your review history too. I doubt that rejection is the reason
 
1:39 PM
@Andy yeah i think i might have found the guy
in one of his omments he just wrote "now your back bitching some more at me what the hell is your problem". never saw anything close to this
 
Remember, before you go on a witch hunt, votes are anonymous to everyone except StackExchange employees.
Do you have a link to that comment?
 
@user1803551 what is your problem first you tell me my code is to long so i only post the bits that matter then to try and add a JOption pane myself I do that and nothing happens there is no errors in my code when I compile it, when I say that you come back and tell me I should just delete all my code and start again, now your back bitching some more at me what the hell is your problem — Jamiex304 13 mins ago
@Andy I don't sek witches or revenge. just explanations
seek*
I don't seek 4 rep points either
 
It's a 2-day old argument that may not go anywhere in comments. Best options left are 1)walk away from that post 2)politely invite OP to a chat room and help them in chat
 
I recommend (1). That is, of course, "Someone is wrong on the internet" scenario.
If you go for the second, prepare for an all-nighter.
 
@InfiniteRecursion i think it became an argument just with his post. as usual i was trying to help him, but i'm not going to anymore. and i'm pretty sure no one will
i gave that link because @Andy wanted to see it. it mught have been the downvoter
@Andy did you want to see the comment for a specific reason?
 
1:53 PM
Well, what Andy is saying is that 2-downvotes don't qualify as serial downvoting. So all the remedies for serial downvoting are inaccessible to you. There is an unknown threshold, for downvotes to qualify as serial downvoting, and that threshold is higher than "2".
And Andy knows, he is a Moderators moderator :)
 
@user1803551 I wanted to see the context of the statement.
 
@InfiniteRecursion i know that the 2 remaining ones aren't serial. i understood everything he said
 
Good to hear that :)
 
@user1803551 Did I cover the explanations you wanted or did I miss a question?
 
@Andy yes, you covered my questions. thanks
 
2:00 PM
You're welcome
 
@Andy just got another downvote, on a question this time
 
@user1803551 downvotes happen...
 
it's the same guy, he downvoted the question where he donvoted the answer just yesterday
 
Let's hope it kicks the serial barrier then.
 
2:05 PM
tbh that sounds... paranoid to me...
 
I lose more rep from downvoting than from getting downvoted :)
 
@Vogel612'sShadow it's the only time i got donvoted, and on questions and answers that had more than 3 upvotes. it's obviously intentional
@Unihedron as i said, i odn't mind the few rep points, i also lose more rep from downvoting
 
Gotcha
Your plan?..
 
Just 6?
 
2:07 PM
@Unihedron as andy said, there's nothing to do
 
@Unihedron all on a single q&a...
 
Bonus information if you bothered looking at the bookmarks I had.
 
Uni wins!
 
I should really go answer some questions to get more points..
 
2:10 PM
...collect more ammo to cast more downvotes
 
>:D
@Vogel612'sShadow Was it that Q&A we came upon with terrible Java stuff?
 
probably..
 
Yay!
It shows two 1-rep users here chat.meta.stackexchange.com/users
and says last posted x-minutes ago, but no room names are mentioned
 
2:21 PM
Hello readers of this transcript who may or may not be able to respond!
 
where did they post?
 
@InfiniteRecursion Mod only rooms
 
@Braiam How you know?
 
@Unihedron I'm all knowing... obviously
 
2:22 PM
oh
 
only 2??
 
Where's Sam, @Braiam?
 
there's 2 pages if you sort by reputation...
 
@Unihedron not in The Tavern
 
I sorted by recent and saw two users in the front page
 
2:26 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL MULTI-TABLE JOIN on stackoverflow.com
 
Which site will get the next spam @Braiam?
 
@InfiniteRecursion depends which you are observing
 
Drupal
The spam always goes to Drupal ;)
 
Any Drupal mods around? ^^offensive
Shog was right about sql and shouting
 
2:29 PM
@InfiniteRecursion You are such a PHP!
 
Shog is always right!
 
^ that's really offensive
 
:(
What's not offensive?
 
kittens
 
meow
 
2:30 PM
ducks
 
hi duck
 
hi eye, do you want glasses?
 
Glasses are OP
I like pointers
And bitshifting
 
:)
Is Patrick running Pham now? He posted a spam report in Pham format a while ago in the tavern.
 
yea currently Patrick is running Pham
because Sam's internet can't afford it.
 
2:36 PM
Yep..
Poor Pham..
 
How much bandwidth does Pham use?
 
I don't think that pings ^@inf
oh, it does...
 
^@Braiam doesn't know everything....obviously
 
@InfiniteRecursion that's the problem when I start thinking...
 
2:41 PM
\o
 
\m/
 
2:43 PM
:-\
 
! :o
 
@PatrickHofman, how much bandwidth is Pham using?
 
All of that "\o/" with random letters...
 
@SPArchaeologist \p/
 
Hiya!
 
@Unihedron just to know, For how lOng I have to wait before someone Use them to build oNe meDsage from beYon and unleash the one unspOken on Us?
Nope, not even my attempt could shake this boring day...
 
3:10 PM
@Andy Don't know. I am at 100Mbit, so I don't really notice.
 
@SPArchaeologist StackOverflowException: Out of memory in heap
 
@SPArchaeologist what random??
 
@Vogel612'sShadow nope, totally unrandom. Also please ignore the totally unrandom capital letters in my message above
 
Random capital letters:
^change that boring avatar @cVplZ
status-reopened
 
3:27 PM
@SmokeDetector false
 
@ProgramFOX Registered as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
4:03 PM
... whoa, is the audit system borked?
I just got a three-day thump for one audit :P
 
@Undo That'll learn ya!
 
... and it was a bad audit :P
meh
 
You were not paying attention :P
 
bad undo :(
 
:(
 
4:09 PM
Now go code something! :D
 
It was borderline, so I'm not gonna complain too much.
 
4:20 PM
Tim Post on poodles:
The larger ones tend to be docile, adorable and well-behaved, but the smaller ones are so high strung that they just atta... oh, wait. — Tim Post ♦ 21 mins ago
 
4:32 PM
I edited this stackoverflow.com/questions/7336966/git-interactive-unstage because I had an identical question myself. I think my edit makes it constructive again, and the answer was really useful (to me). If you like itm consider voting to re-open.
 
Sam
Hiya
 
oy!
 
Sam
@Andy At peak, no more than 10Kb/s.
 
Sam
(with full scan enabled)
 
4:48 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WP UPDATE POST TO RE UPDATE CURRENT POST on stackoverflow.com
 
Sam
continues working on Inf's FR
 
I'm gonna add answers to Smokey >:D
 
6 stars already! Well done!
 
@Sam So you just run through the last 100 answers on all sites through the API?
 
Sam
4:57 PM
@Undo Pham was still first ;)
 
Right :(
yay for competition :D
 
Sam
@Undo Nope. You have 2 guesses left...
 
Quick! Go R&D something Pham can't do! ;)
 
!!/rev?
 
4:58 PM
Pham still can't do that >:D
(right? :/)
 
Sam
Yes, yes :P
 
yet
:D
 
Sam
But, Pham does have more commands ;)
 
Go work on the next thing Pham can't do so by the time Sam implements it, you'll have something new!
 
Sam
lol
 
5:00 PM
@Sam I can't figure it out
... wait a minute, you're scraping the HTML ?
 
Sam
Yep.
 
From where?
 
Sam
The Q's page.
 
Sam
'Cause that's only SO.
 
5:03 PM
oh, from the realtime Q page?
So how do you find out if there are new answers there?
 
Sam
Yep.
@Undo I don't. I simply check them even if they are old.
 
hmmm, okay
 
Sam
I remember Braiam finding 3 year old spam, so....
 
^^^
 
Sam
Let's see if you can beat Pham's bandwidth of 10 Kb/s ;)
 
5:09 PM
@Sam not terribly concerned about bandwidth, I only pay for bandwidth out ;)
 
Sam
Oh, alright.
 
ec2 is awesome
 
What's that?
 
Nice to see Patrick in Pham's team, he has a shiny c# gold badge
 
Sam
Yeah, it's nice to not be the only one coding.
 
5:18 PM
sings the Patrick song
Ohhh he's a C# pro
 
Yes, a team member keeps you motivated. Sometimes, a project can become too much work for one person alone. You will certainly get to learn from him @Sam.
 
Sam
I couldn't agree with you more.
 
@Uni, what does your java bot do?
 
@InfiniteRecursion I have no idea.
 
Sam
facepalm
 
5:22 PM
It logs in the bot account into the Java room, then responds to commands.
 
Isn't it your bot @uni?
Ohh I see.
 
Yep, it's doing nothing in this stage though. :o
Just sits there
 
@Undo ooooh. how?
 
@Vog was trying to make use of it the other day in the sandbox
 
@Andy I dunno yet
I'm hunting for a decent non-icky way to do it
 
5:25 PM
I guess that's good @Uni, we shouldn't expect too much from anything that is Java :P
 
@Undo I'm guessing your feature request for an answers websocket hasn't gotten traction?
 
11
Q: Add a realtime answers tab to stackexchange.com

UndoWe already have an awesome realtime questions tab for every question that comes in over the whole network. But in the spirit of Optimizing For Pearls, Not Sand, shouldn't we also have a realtime answers tab? It'd be really neat to see the answers coming through for each question in the network,...

A few votes, nothing official
 
bounty it
 
I'd just ping a CM before I do that
 
5:31 PM
:yawns: Night!
 
Sam
Night!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AREA UNDER CURVE CALCULUS on math.stackexchange.com
 
Well hey there folks!
 
Sam
Hiya
 
It's a tree!
 
5:39 PM
Yeah, I know.
 
damn ... didn't poof yet..
@Uni it's ... sorta. Work in Progress right now (especially since there's no openid login yet)
but hey, we catch messages..
and we could do things with them...
that said...
::poof::
 
Is ::poof:: a meme or did the owl just set a trend?
 
Sam
yesterday, by AstroCB
We're witnessing history.
 
@InfiniteRecursion Owl set a trend - which is why you'll never find me poofing. :)
 
@Frank You are the best tree :)
 
5:54 PM
:O did you read my chat bio?
 
@JanDvorak
1
Owls (Strigiformes)

Proposed Q&A site for owl (Strigiformes) enthusiasts and experts

Currently in definition.

^duplicate of Birds, which is duplicate of The Great Outdoors.
 
waits for the owl to growl
 
I wonder why Jan growls so much, and never hoots. Maybe he's an impersonation?
 
yesterday, by Jan Dvorak
I'm not just an owl
never hoots, only poofs and growls
2
 
6:14 PM
Now time to take care of the Owls (Strigiformes) proposal.
 
6:38 PM
@bart won't be happy when he sees the @InfiniteRecursion star wall
 
@cVplZ Yeah.
Oh look, my 'bye' is still on there.
 
not for me : )
 
@cVplZ screenshot :)
 
yeah, i only see the top 4
 
:P
 
7:17 PM
I love flagging SO comments with over 100 votes as obsolete. ;p
 
This question that @TimPost linked to on Meta has been cracking my coworkers and I up all day.
 
user259867
7:30 PM
Here's me at #SEMeetup2014, demonstrating the day-to-day work of a @StackExchange developer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alBLQOE4lYY
 
@CareBear Psssh. THIS is how you play Jenga
 
NOT me:
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Q: What kind of a guitar can I play without thumbs?

FrankBecause of arthritis, the thumb joints on both hands are gone, after playing acoustic guitar with a pic for 40 years in Church folk groups. I can't squeeze the neck with my left hand and can't hold the pic with my right hand - actually I can do it, but much pain follows. What kind of a guitar c...

 
8:03 PM
would this be unclear or too broad? stackoverflow.com/q/26536167/656243
 
WHAT IS THAT?!? --->
I know @InfiniteRecursion is wearing glasses now, but that's not acceptable.
@jadarnel27 that is brilliant
 
8:37 PM
@Bart Right?
 
Almost something to aspire to
 
If all else fails, just quitted your job.
 
 
2 hours later…
user259867
10:10 PM
OH "our goal was not to get anything done or decide things, and we KILLED it" #SEMeetup2014
 
10:30 PM
Why can't questions older than 60 days be migrated?
1 message moved from Closevotes
 
198
Q: Reset votes on migrated questions

GillesAll votes should be reset when a question is migrated. That's votes on the question, in both directions, as well as votes on any answer. At the moment, downvotes are cleared from the question. Yes, it makes sense on its own, but I don't think this is the right solution. In my experience, commun...

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Q: Disable migration for questions older than 60 days

Shog9This has come up a few times now: migrating old questions causes problems. The most popular solution to this to date has been to reset votes on migrated posts. This is do-able, but frankly it feels like treating a symptom, and doing so in a way that penalizes folks who answer what are by all ap...

 
1 message moved from Closevotes
@hichris123 I don't get it…
What's the problem with migrating old posts?
 
11:32 PM
shrugs
 
11:49 PM
Bye!
 
Bye!
 
Bye!
 
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