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3:04 PM
How long will it take for someone to come along and defend "dilemna" as a variation instead of a mistake? — Roaring Fish Oct 10 '12 at 15:24
If any owls sit on your branches, please shake your branches and scare them off @Frank. You are becoming owlish!
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Sep 22 at 3:53, by Infinite Recursion

@InfiniteRecursion =D

Offensive A (91.7%): [](spanish.stackexchange.com/a/3411), by Ares, on spanish.stackexchange.com.

Manually fixed.

Bad Tag Used Q: [api] | cannot post to linkedin company page, by sedigo, on stackoverflow.com.

3:17 PM
@BenCollins since SE runs on MVC, has the team dealt with the security updates to MVC 2/3/4/5 yet? Any idea how it affects production environments? stackoverflow.com/questions/26406877/…

@Stijn looking

@InfiniteRecursion "muscle building" and "muscles building" are not added to the spam regex. Will add it.

Thanks @ProgramFox

@Stijn we're on 5.2, so we're unaffected

3:30 PM
@BenCollins lucky :) thanks for taking a look though!

@Undo ^ New SmokeDetector revision to pull.

that... is a real language?

@JanDvorak Oh the irony. Someone has wrote "TypoScritp" in a question.

@JanDvorak en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TYPO3#TypoScript check the example. What a horrible thing

3:44 PM
@JanDvorak TypoScript is a descriptive language...

it's not even worth to be called language...
or script for that matter..

define "language"

it's just a configuration in bad disguise.

config file languages are still languages

config file languages??

3:47 PM
XML, YAML...

@JanDvorak Don't. It's a trap!
Too late, @Vogel612'sShadow fell for the trap :(

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 9 secs ago, by SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev f5a121e (owned by Undo)

What we'd really need is a standard for languages ...

@Undo Thanks!

@InfiniteRecursion pull me up! please! I don't want to go there!!!!

3:50 PM
@Bart Esperanto?

@Bart uh naw , tx tho

@Stijn Lojban?

kisses the ground to Infinite Recursion's feet, still trembling in fear

@Bart I propose Klingon

3:51 PM
@InfiniteRecursion if he was @Vogel612'sShadowWizard then he could rescue himself
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@Bart Tavern Standard for English: Owlish English

@Andy Nay! Lojban!

@Undo "lo vimku'a ma zvati"
Looks Klingon enough for me

@Andy sounds like Lojban to me

I really need to learn Lojban sometime

3:54 PM
Low Quality A (100%): I have it but its not on my phone, by Vanoss, on gaming.stackexchange.com.

@Undo so you can start Lojban.SE?

@Bart I'd love to have that around

@Bart The world needs it!

in my language @bart is spelled like @fart
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@Bart I think I actually proposed that on A51 once, but I can't find it now

3:56 PM
@Undo It was there, but it has been removed.

:(
That was mine.
I think
Although should I be able to see it if I was the creator?

@Undo Not if it has been deleted, only if it's closed.

huh

My "Belgium" proposal got deleted too because it didn't have any activity in a month, and I cannot access it anymore.

Reading the transcript, You people seem to be stuck on owls (?!). So: area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/79047/…

3:57 PM

@lostsock A surprising number of my schoolmates seem to have been speaking your language then ...

> proposed by ento

Huh. Yeesh, I was sure I did something around a lojban proposal

why wayback?

@JanDvorak The original proposal has been deleted.

4:01 PM
damn, I meant to follow it :-(

points to create proposal button

I have to go now, see you!

cya

Bye!

@Undo The owl pops up every time we try to speak English. I will speak Java from now on ;)
Bye
@Undo inb4: Lojban nazi

4:04 PM
ermph...
what is the point of allowing hidden code, when you don't include it into the execution??
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On the iphone app of facebook, when scrolling down the header bar shrinks and hides. When scrolling back up it is shown again. I want to replicate this but also add in another div which follows suit. I have created a simple fiddle to show what i have tried so far: http://jsfiddle.net/0z6tqqyk/2...

*quick

o_O
It's the grammar awareness season already?!

we're only at swapping letters, and not at words swapping yet ;)

4:25 PM
@Unihedron actually spelling

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected, Phone number detected: +91-9950211818 vashikaran specialist in chandigarh on english.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 99.9989: +91-9950211818 vashikaran specialist in chandigarh on english.stackexchange.com

@Sam ^

Yeah.

4:34 PM
for some reason I feel good that my bot beat a Sambot. I think this is partially me admitting that Sambots are awesomer in some ways than mine are :P

Spam Q (100%): +91-9950211818 vashikaran specialist in chandigarh, by kakma455, on english.stackexchange.com.

@Undo it's only because pham is slow

... >.>

:D
Well, my bot has to check answers, and it has like 700 terms to check against, so. (And I'm using my own rubbish chat messaging sys, atm)

user259867
Gone now. Funny how the 404 page suggests "Google search
91 9950211818 vashikaran specialist in chandigarh". Thanks...

4:37 PM
@SmokeDetector delete
... :(

@Undo Quick! Become a mod on MSE!

It seems the community team has it figured out of mSE for now. I can't say I don't want to be an mSE mod, but the site certainly doesn't need me :P

Drupal needs early birds
... or USAeans

Undo, Northwest USA
101 3
^ Exhibit 1: Notice rep
;P

work on that ;-)

4:43 PM
But... I don't even know what a drupal is. Sounds kind of like a fast car.

It's a CMS for PHP

Ewwww
Two of the world's worst things mashed together :P
(I guess that's what WP is too)

to create a site that's literally the largest spam magnet across SE.

Well, except maybe Magento

MSE gets slightly less, but they also stick much less.

4:48 PM
That was only true because Spam Review got deleted.

@JanDvorak Because we have Oded.

@Undo even those deleted by flags drop much faster

There's more of us, yeah

user259867
Why is Drupal such a spam magnet? The traffic isn't that great, 23k/day.

We don't really know

user259867
4:50 PM
Maybe "Drupal" means "post spam here" in Elbonian.

94 helpful flags on Magento. 572 helpful flags on Drupal. 'nuff said.

translate: drupal
oh right

user259867
Nope, we still can't have nice things.

[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 51.3266: Magento shipping cost equal products weight on magento.stackexchange.com

@hichris123 ohai

4:51 PM
Nope :P

5:04 PM
Low Quality A (100%): My facebook account ko online karo, by Rampratap, on webapps.stackexchange.com.

user259867
WebApps is a sad place... "To put it bluntly, the site is dying (may even be a ghost town) and not enough of everyone care to change it back around."

but... it's got its own design!

user259867
But it did not get its own domain and name! It was supposed to be NothingToInstall dot com.

was it? Reference?

user259867
5:12 PM

Low Quality A (100%): fgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgdfdfsf f sf sdaf d..., by dfgdfgdfgdf, on superuser.com.

@Pham flag it as abusive.

@Pham abusive

user259867
Is it just me, or is nothingtoinstall.com a dead link? Looks like a bug, it's supposed to redirect

user259867
DNS lookup says it's registered by SE.

user259867
5:26 PM
(Dumb question: should have checked myself).

@Undo once @Sam adds telephone numbers detection you will cry

eh, probably won't cry

We've already got phone number detection

Yeah. And I may have written that part, I'm not sure.

Yep, you did.

5:28 PM
Oh, okay. Great!

@Braiam Or, he'll just try to knee cap Sam
^ Not recommended, but still an option

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSERT EM MULTIPLAS DA TABELAS on pt.stackoverflow.com

5:45 PM
My chess blitz rating hangs around 550. :(

Bad Tag Used Q: [data] | Compressing data traffic over a network, by user3398034, on stackoverflow.com.

@Frank O_o

@Unihedron yeah.

6:01 PM
That is an awful, awful job. You could not pay anybody enough to do it. If you find someone to do it then they are not going to last long. It can only be done by crowd-sourcing such a job. The way it is done now. Otherwise the reason the Close queue never empties, it is concentrated misery. — Hans Passant 7 hours ago
@Sam: you need a bouncer too to protect your kneecaps, a black @Bam
If anyone tries to hurt you, Bam them!

@InfiniteRecursion Don't worry. I've got Pham and Gham ;)

...and Braiam ;)

6:27 PM
Where's Gham, BTW?

@JanDvorak phleeping
:P

6:56 PM
@JanDvorak too old for migrating..
but yea..

o/

-1

Lets say I want to write a stored prod For SELECT I found the above link for SELECT, but I want to do is for UPDATE: SpUpdate @TableName varchar(50), @ColumnName varchar(50), @Value int, @Condition int AS BEGIN UPDATE @Tablename SET @ColumnName = @Value Where PrimaryColName = @Condition EN...

Smokey missed one

!!/alive?

7:10 PM
@TGMCians Of course

i doubt on you

I get a return for both of them but does my statements line up with what the question is asking to do. — john doe 19 secs ago
sounds like homework

7:29 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive title detected: Blaze: For finding and flagging crap on stackapps.com

... I think I got caught

user259867
Adjective: ironic (comparative more ironic, superlative most ironic)
1. Characterized by or constituting (any kind of) irony.
2. Given to the use of irony; sarcastic.
3. ironic 4 nom/acc forms

user259867
@Undo Very nice. I'm a bit confused by login/signup functions; is this for developer's (yours) use?

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 2 hours ago, by Blaze the Fiery
[Blaze] answer flagged by Undo: http://stackoverflow.com/a/26410501
And I'm working on making it actually cast a flag on the answer for you.
(if you actually want it to)

user259867
7:40 PM
@Undo Feature-request incoming.... Can it remember my preferred site, maybe through URL hash or parameter? So that I can bookmark, e.g., erwaysoftware.com/blaze/#math and go there directly?

user273376
eh? I just lost 160 rep

@Gone for?

user273376
looks like a question I answered was deleted (I was at 16 upvotes)

user273376
The question "Is requesting an explanation for down votes without explanation a good reason to down vote a moderator nomination?"

@CareBear Probably could.

user273376
7:48 PM
This was over half my rep...

Low Quality A (100%): WaaÃ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaÃ¦aaaaaaaaa..., by pooa, on android.stackexchange.com.

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: youtube-dl failed downloading from pluzz.francetv.fr on askubuntu.com

user259867
@Gone A pity but deleting that thread makes sense. Reputation gotten through participation in an ill-conceived meta thread is subject to vanishing for that reason.

@Pham Oops. Accidentally flagged as offensive instead of naa.

it is abusive

user273376
7:53 PM
well okay then...

@JanDvorak the answer @Pham flagged, or @Gone's issue?

user259867
@LynnCrumbling abusive flag is correct; see Shog9's answer.

@Undo Which, in turn does this @CareBear

If anybody wants to have their mind blown, read this: superuser.com/a/826597/105558

in Low Quality Posts HQ, 2 hours ago, by Zephyr
Flag Request for http://stackoverflow.com/a/26410501 by Blaze the Fiery from Charcoal HQ

7:56 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 56.7674: Use VB to Convert Excel to PDF and Group by Manager Name on stackoverflow.com

@CareBear Thanks; appreciate it

@JanDvorak ... why was that caught???
looks

the bang?

@hichris123 Sorry, empirically @Pham does a better job... :S

@Unihedron eh. Pham has more fp's. :P

8:03 PM
@hichris123 only because your bot ignores them

^^^^

yay war

@hichris123 at least the ones posted into the tavern are 100% accurate

@JanDvorak ... could you explain what that means?
@Unihedron eh, true, but I'd rather have fp's than spam laying around.

@hichris123 your bot can't learn from user reports

8:04 PM
@JanDvorak oh, yeah. I manually fix them... ish.

@hichris123 your script has a lot of FNs

@hichris123 your bot isn't written in .net

@Unihedron nor is mine

@JanDvorak Part of that is because I'm only looking at the title... and the drupal spam seems to change the title all the time.

@hichris123 And MSE spam as well
I was just kidding. Your bot is awesome @hichris123 :)

8:07 PM
@Unihedron I love this. Jokes create holy wars. :)

Nope. Catholics do.

@JanDvorak heh

Alright, goes to update filter.
@JanDvorak any fp/tp's that you want added?

8:14 PM
@Unihedron doesn't really work since I don't check answers.

Squabbling Detected (100%): hichris123, Unihedron & Jan Dvorak, in Tavern on the Meta.
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ahahah

We're caught! runs
Night!

Night!

Night!

8:19 PM

Can't remember; sorry. Look up your bot's past messages

@hichris123 Why not lookup Smokey's bayesian bad/good files?

@Sam I basically have that. But mine are bettar. :P
The good stuff is basically the top 200 question titles from every SE site.

Oh, right ok...

train on 50518 instances, test on 0 instances
Okay, retraining.
Alright, should be back up.

8:35 PM
@Uni The term lib page is finally finished (I've improved the layout as well).

user259867
@hichris123 every SE site, including Gaming? I can see a potential problem with that.

@Sam ... proposed addition, if you're interested: for 10](?i)wh(at|o|ere) (are|is)( the)?( best| great(est)?| fast(est)?| cheap(est)?)? (product|service|company|brand)
-> add: 10](?i)wh(at|o|ere|ich) (are|is)( the)?( best| great(est)?| fast(est)?| cheap(est)?)? (product|service|company|brand|manufacturer)
So, support "which", and "manufacturer"

@CareBear Every SE site, but I'm looking for spam. If Arqade titles are the same as spam titles... there's something wrong. :P

@LynnCrumbling Great, thx! (I may as well give you command access).

8:42 PM
User added.

@Sam is this PURELY for spam, or does it make sense to also append library|tool|software (you get the idea)?

We have separate filters for LQ/offensive stuff, each term needs to be filter specific.
You could just add more stuff to the LQ filter, if you wanted. But that particular term is for the spam filter.

@sam Ok, I may ping you at some later time wrt how commands work. Trying to knock out something before my work day ends atm.

>>help

See here for a full list of commands.

8:46 PM
@LynnCrumbling ^ There's everything you (should) need

@Pham Why do you talk in code formatting? :/

I originally did that so people could differentiate if it was me of the bot talking (when I used to run pham on my own account).

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: NEED MAGENTO DEVELOPER FOR PROJECT! on magento.stackexchange.com

SPAM ^

@JanDvorak That's not spam. It's just trash

8:53 PM
@Doorknob they're advertising a job position

Typically a thing has to have a link or an email address or something to be considered spam

a phone number will do

What phone number?

here, the email is supposed to be posted by the job acceptor
which is a nice trick to hide your own email
I can do that for black magic, too

8:57 PM
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as you can see (and click it to see some more raw links). This happened to all sites.

@Sam Nice -- thank you. I'll read over it in my spare time!
@Doorknob Yeah, I went with flag - close - blatantly ot.

@LynnCrumbling job offers are advertising and thus spam

@JanDvorak Eh.

9:15 PM
@LynnCrumbling You're welcome.

9:35 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 97.6161: PSD corrupted files recovery on stackoverflow.com

@hichris123 not spam

cv-pls ^
@hichris123 is it? Why?

@JanDvorak It's the recovery toolbox guys. That's their second spammy link.
... yeah, they hide spam pretty well.

Crap

9:37 PM
I can't see any first one

Those guys

They use some other link & this one to hide their spam.

filerepairforum is them
gone

user nuke

yup

9:56 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 50.7894: Node Hook Returns Syntax Error To Hide Price Until Added To Cart on drupal.stackexchange.com

@hichris123 not spam

@Undo Hmm, do most of their answers point to filerepairforum?

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According to Nasa, causes of the Earth's greenhouse effect include water vapor, carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide, and CFCs. Carbon dioxide gets the most press, and NASA's page says: •Carbon dioxide (CO2). A minor but very important component of the atmosphere, carbon dioxide is release...

@Frank ^ How many of you do we need to solve global warming/climate change?

Low Quality Q (39.4%): i want to preload - fill a select2 ajax field, by Morris Sosa Diaz, on stackoverflow.com.

10:12 PM
@hichris123 4

10:49 PM
@Sam there's a couple URL's they use, don't know them off the top of my head.

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PATTERN EFFECT IN PIE CHARTS IN QGIS on gis.stackexchange.com

11:31 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Score of 51.3428: Carburetor question, attempting snowblower repair on mechanics.stackexchange.com

11:55 PM
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This is not a question. I just would like to share with you my fascination for the approximation $$\sin(x) \simeq \frac{16 (\pi -x) x}{5 \pi ^2-4 (\pi -x) x}$$ proposed by Mahabhaskariya of Bhaskara I, a seventh-century Indian mathematician $(0\leq x\leq\pi)$. I wondered how much this could be ...

^ sigh. What is with that math site?

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