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3:00 PM
@balpha Huh. Safari hangs. Firefox hangs. Chrome makes some errors.
 
@bjb568 LIES! FIREFOX DIDN'T HANG
 
Stap shouting!
 
@bjb568 It hangs for some time, and then it has done its job and stops hanging.
 
@InfiniteRecursion I'M NOT SHOUTING, JUST GIVING MY STATEMENT MORE CHARACTER
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Wait i did chrome on a mac. Oops.
And it was chromium (dev)
 
3:03 PM
@Braiam It does for me…
 
Stappit, ducks hate noise!!
 
QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK‌​QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK
 
SAFARI HANGS I QUIT
 
Smokey!! Save me plox !!!
 
yay points from tag wiki~
 
3:06 PM
Hey @SmokeDetector Do you have any STDs?
 
@SantaClaus Yup
 
glares at the yelling kitty, santa and human
 
quietly walks back to watching /realtime
 
snickers at everyone
 
quitely paddles away
 
3:07 PM
runs back into localhost
 
Sam
continues doin' something
 
breaks train
 
screams in dismay
 
fixes message
 
Sam
3:08 PM
yawns
 
deletes evidence of the message being wrong on the first place
 
wonders what /realtime is
 
gets mind blown by @Unihedron
 
@Braiam Old reply alert.
 
3:29 PM
cv-pls tutorials and links also my cv is expiring stackoverflow.com/q/5455610/3622940
 
@Unihedron Hello.
 
@AstroCB hiya :-)
 
@Unihedron done, please flag answer also
 
3:31 PM
CV ?
I am not sure what it is ^
 
close vote
 
but that is
not CV
 
They didn't say please, so you can ignore them :o
 
3:33 PM
:O
 
yeah I am joking
 
Sam
:O
 
What would happen if a kitten plays the Kittens game... mmm...
 
3:36 PM
Oh...no.
0
Q: Control slideshow from other device

Bert1992Is it possible to make an app for smartwatch or smartphone that can control a slideshow in Keynote or Office mobile? Like a remote. Keynote or Office may run on a computer or a mobile device. functions: next/previous slide

 
Sam
@Bjb Happy now? I've run out of CVs.
 
The tag needs a lot of cleanup: people are looking for those early canonical questions that garner hundreds of upvotes over time.
 
@Undo!
How could you take part in this madness?
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Q: How can I simulate the Apple Watch for development purposes?

UndoI just downloaded the Xcode 6 GM, and I'd like to see how my apps work with an Apple Watch connected to the simulated iPhone. How can I simulate this new device on my MacBook?

 
Yes, I work on the project, so I am the reference. — Jeremy Huddleston Sequoia Sep 12 at 0:02
 
Sam
and the cv train continues...
 
@hichris123 help pls ^^^
 
> flags should only be used to make moderators aware of content that requires their intervention
Oh yeah, VLQ flag?
 
@Unihedron erm......... it's gone
 
@Unihedron oh animuson is around here
 
hiya @ani!
 
3:47 PM
Well, my delete button is very warm from going through the [code-golf] and [rosetta-stone] tags...
 
@Unihedron deleted by animuson♦ 1 min ago
 
:) !
 
@animuson You can delete the crap I just VLQ'd.
 
waits for Lance to make a huge update to his "list of stuff that shouldn't have been deleted" (aka everything that's ever been deleted)
 
3:57 PM
@bjb: Your kitty lingo haz no "plz"?
 
@InfiniteRecursion Meh, too many efforts.
 
......but shouting CV CV CV in a room is rude
 
SO?
 
4:01 PM
@Unihedron Won't do much, but sure.
 
Does anyone have an answer for this?
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Q: How can I add a device to development portal in Xcode 6?

Alex StoneI see that Xcode6 has removed the "Devices" tab from the organizer and moved it to a separate "Devices" tab in Window > Devices. I do not see an option for "Add device to Member Center" from the Devices screen or the Devices > Provisioning Profiles screen. How can I add a device to Member Cente...

 
I'm playing kittens now…
 
@bjb568 How is that opinion based?
 
Anytime anybody is rude, it makes me double-check my own behavior to make sure I don't do that to other people.~ Heaton
 
@hichris123 "But is there a smart way to encrypt datasource username/passwords?" You said you can encrypt. But that isn't good enough? You want smart? WTH is smart? Smart is opinion based.
 
4:08 PM
status-fixed
Just edit.™
 
@hichris123 TB
 
@hichris123 meh, binary questions aren't so good either
 
rosetta-stone - 0 questions
 
Great, 10x 1 lot @ani!
While you have time, since I gave up flagging comments, would you like to review some potentially useless comments?
 
@bjb568 meh
@Braiam ... better?
 
4:10 PM
No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy.~Bryant McGill
 
> Is it possible to encrypt datasource properties?
 
@Unihedron Booo too much clicking.
 
@animuson Write a userscript to turn the data.SE panel into "Delete this comment!" "Show me more!" panel!
 
@animuson I'll set you up with ThiefMaster's script!
 
I used to think only toddlers boooo people :)
 
@InfiniteRecursion Boooo
now you know that they can booooo ducks too
 
@Braiam quack quack
 
Oh I thought it would be a script to add a delete button to the Data Explorer table. xP
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@animuson nah, too much clicking. xD
 
If you were an employee, you could directly delete them all with sql…
@AstroCB Nope.
 
@bjb568 If @animuson had closed the question, it wouldn't have been there in the first place...
 
@AstroCB the problem is the question not the answer
 
I don't think trying to fix it is a good idea, @TGMCians.
 
4:18 PM
@AstroCB but i fixed it
 
supports TGMCians
 
@TGMCians, be ready for the OP to booo you, he hates edits made by anybody. A few days ago, he called Qanta94Havy a troll for editing :/
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Anyone want a SCARFFIE?
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Q: SCARFFIE with sleeve pocket

MacyDoes this patent cover any product like blanket, wrap or anything that you insert arms and wrap yourself that is the size of an average scarf?

 
@InfiniteRecursion And he rejected one of my tag wiki edits. The other 3 reviewers approved though.
 
@animuson
0
Q: Is there a reason why this post just got deleted?

Uwe KeimAny reason why this post just got deleted by a moderator? (It was very helpful to me, even if considered off-topic) Here is a screenshot for <10k users

 
4:22 PM
Not the brightest user, but I'd mind my own business.
 
Sounds like a fashion disaster @hichris123
 
@InfiniteRecursion Indeed.
 
Somebody with 15k rep should have a basic understanding of what this site is about… — bjb568 23 secs ago
 
status-needs-10k
 
@hichris123 Meeeee tooooo
 
status-needz-dimondz
 
@Unihedron He is consistent in his behavior. Grump alert!
 
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Q: What's wrong with Ask Patents' moderation?

bjb568Related: What is “Ask Patents” and why is it secret? Ask Patents needs a cleanup There's a moderation problem on Ask Patents. Nobody is reviewing. There are no community moderators. I'm... not sure what to think about question quality... So what's going on here?

 
@ProgramFOX Well, there is Micah, but he's a contractor under the TOS. He's one of SE's lawyers, IIRC.
 
@bjb568 @hichris123 Thanks!
 
4:27 PM
Maybe I shouldn't have used Dreamweaver to replace new lines with commas...
@AstroCB The funny thing is it got deleted because someone flagged it for comment cleanup.
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Even with the edit, it is barely an answer. If an answer is as simple as this, there's something wrong with the question. — AstroCB 42 secs ago
 
puts a it-wasn't-me look
 
It probably was my fault...
 
@InfiniteRecursion Whoever upvoted his answer isn't really helping...
And with that, @animuson makes it to the star wall again!
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Everyone seems to like @animuson today. What's wrong?
 
4:33 PM
I love having posts that generate reputation for me every single day.
 
@hichris123 I'm not being a pedantic problem today? __Let's fix that!__
 
@SantaClaus I love having posts that people place bounties on every single day. Plot twist: I don't have any!
 
@Unihedron I love having posts that people award bounties on every single day. Plot twist: I don't have any!
 
Oh come on Dreamweaver. Replacing new lines with commas is not that hard!
 
@AstroCB did you flag it ? if it so then let's do rollback it to 1 version.
 
4:35 PM
@animuson Use Sublime.
 
@animuson Who uses dreamweaver? …
 
@SantaClaus I love getting pinged in the Tavern every single day.
@animuson Use atom.io.
 
@hichris123 err... no
 
@TGMCians I flagged the original version, yes.
 
4:36 PM
oh ok
 
Sam
@Unihedron Here, have another ping.
 
@animuson emacs...
 
@Braiam Why not?
 
<3
 
@AstroCB Rest assured I didn't upvote, I cautioned TGMCians because that user can be grumpy at times.
 
4:36 PM
@AstroCB rollback it then
 
Dreamweaver is the only program I've found with an integrated FTP system I like.
 
@TGMCians It doesn't really matter, though (it'll just make him angry).
 
Have to go now, it's late, someone else watch /realtime!
 
oh stars...
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4:37 PM
@hichris123 Done
 
Sam
@Unihedron Night!
 
status-rejected
 
@Unihedron See you!
 
@animuson Drop that and try jQuery.
 
4:38 PM
@hichris123 Y ISN'T THAT Q DELETED?
 
cya @uni @uni @uni @uni, sleep well!
 
cya @inf @inf @inf @inf!!!
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!!/alive?
 
@SantaClaus Yup
 
!!/alive?
 
4:39 PM
@AstroCB Of course
 
makes a fish face
 
stars everywhere!
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That's a lot of stars.
 
4:42 PM
So many stars my browser reloaded.
 
What are we stitching an American flag in here?
 
WHAT? THERES A STAR LIMIT?! I QUIT.
 
Sam
here come the bots...
 
@SantaClaus Ugh, I was just too late to turn on my bot to see who starred all the messages :P
 
@Sam Why did that make me think of Here comes the sun...? :P
 
4:44 PM
@ProgramFOX Well, I didn't star all of them...
 
Sam
lol dunno
 
@SantaClaus Well, nobody is going to star something now as I turned on my bot :D
 
@SantaClaus LIES. You haven't yet used all your stars yet so you won't quit! My bot always tells the truth :P
 
4:48 PM
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Q: hi there i want to create an iphone app (ios) but i need to know where to start can you help me? thx

bobhi pepes i want to know how to create a really complicated iphone game nothing simple but i dont know where to start can u help thx

 
sits here with his full tank of stars
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Why does it have java tag?
 
So that's what that is for...
 
@InfiniteRecursion who knows.
 
@InfiniteRecursion was correct.
@AstroCB - it was always an answer. Let me ask you: what did punishing Bert accomplish? I think it provided some instant punative gratification to the folks taking action against him. But how did it help Bert? Do you think he's any closer to using the site correctly? If anything, Bert probably thinks some folks on Stack Overflow are assholes. That's a well known problem here: Could we please be a bit nicer to new users?. — jww 2 mins ago
Then the proper action to take would be to comment rather than answer. Being nice to new users is necessary, but you're setting a bad example by using the site's mechanisms incorrectly. I'm not so sure that the sarcasm was very helpful, either. — AstroCB 32 secs ago
 
@hichris123 blam
 
They do Q & A pairs.
@animuson Nuke the comments on stackoverflow.com/a/25961194/2581872?
Or at least some.
 
@hichris123 Gawn
In kittens, what does catpower do?
 
@AstroCB That guy is a grump, avoid him. Read his about me, it's a masterpeice.
 
5:07 PM
@bjb568 feed kittens
 
@Braiam Isn't that what catnip is for?
 
@bjb568 helps them roar
 
Why did Graphics.SE migrate this to SO instead of closing it?
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Q: mobile website look problem

new devSorry if this is wrong section. I can't explain my question in short or i dont know problam name.. so..first watch this image this website is fit in mobile, mobile opera browser, dolphin mobile browser etc. means user need to zoom and scroll(<--this style i want).. second..its my site my ...

 
let's migrate it to earth science!!
 
@AstroCB close it, so it gets rejected :P
 
It's a good question @bjb568, I voted to reopen it.
 
@InfiniteRecursion No… it isn't.
 
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Q: Are "what technology does FooBarApp use?" questions on-topic?

Matt BallSee title. If FooBarApp is open-source, is such a question off-topic because the question is answered by an off-site resource (the source code itself)? If FooBarApp is closed-source, is such a question off-topic because the answer is either speculation, non-public information, or both? Exam...

 
Sam
5:19 PM
duckling vs. kitten
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: DO I NEED TRANSIT VISA FOR LONDON UK on travel.stackexchange.com
 
duckling effect: kitty learnt to say [cv-pls] :D
status-bjb-learnt-to-say-pls
 
@Braiam It's utter crap, I flagged for a mod to delete.
 
5:26 PM
> You've already flagged this post for moderator attention
 
@Braiam: OP wrote that he/she studied the framework and it uses the languages that OP tagged it with. I can confirm it uses C++, I cannot confirm if the claim about the usage of the other languages in the framework is true or false
 
> Your css is very confused!!!!!
 
@InfiniteRecursion if he already identified it uses those technologies, why should experts on those be bothered?
 
Mozilla thunderbird was an open source project in which C++ experts from around the globe used to contribute till a year ago as far as I know. Language experts often contribute and know about the prominent open-source projects written using that language.
 
5:32 PM
@ProgramFOX gone
 
Thanks everyone!
 
One such expert is Elliott Frisch in Java who wrote:
Almost certainly though C++ API(s). See (for example) Simplified Wrapper and Interface Generator. — Elliott Frisch Jan 22 at 15:34
 
@hichris123 gone
 
@Jan: Are you awake? Spam is flooding in!
 
5:36 PM
Weird. SE sites aren't loading for me, but a traceroute is fine.
 
#wakeupjan #toomuchspam
 
I am. My bot may be checking this question anytime soon
 
@JanDvorak What bot?
 
Ohai, glad to see the Tavern hasn't closed in my absence. There all these strange people though...
 
5:38 PM
Humpty Dumpty bot
 
31
A: SPAM deluge over at WebApps (and pretty much all over SE)

Jan Dvorakaug 19 - tex.se is under attack. Yes, this is a call to arms. Keep flagging the spam posts while you can, anywhere they go. As this seems much heavier than the initial attack, I will try to notify the tex mods as well. I have written a userscript for the network-wide real-time feed - just copy/p...

 
@JanDvorak oh, just the userscript? I thought you were talking about some API bot thingy that you didn't tell us about. :P
 
Hiya @Moshe! Greetings from the strange people.
 
Why don't you poke the doorknob nowadays @hichris123? Did he slam the door on you?
 
5:43 PM
@InfiniteRecursion Oh, good point. @Doorknob!
 
@hichris123 boom
 
54 secs ago, by Braiam
@hichris123 boom
 
Sam
1 min ago, by lostsock
54 secs ago, by Braiam
@hichris123 boom
 
Stappit !
 
28 secs ago, by Sam
1 min ago, by lostsock
54 secs ago, by Braiam
@hichris123 boom
 
5:49 PM
Stappit now !
 
waits for sam's reply
 
Sam
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@hichris123 boom
 
Stop it guys! The tavern is exploding.
 
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@hichris123 boom
 
Sam
Ok, last one...
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@hichris123 boom
 
5:51 PM
status-stappit
 
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@hichris123 boom
@Braiam boom! that
 
this is last one...
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54 secs ago, by Braiam
@hichris123 boom
 
Sam
status-BOOM
 
status-braiams-boom-has-too-much-character
 
Sam
5:54 PM
tempted to continue the boom train
 
Never say boom again @Braiam, plox
 
@Sam yolo
 
inb4 yolo train
@lost are you okay?
 
@InfiniteRecursion holo
 
Sam
@Braiam rolo
 
5:57 PM
inb4 holo train
block lostsock and Sam's oneboxing abilities
 
8 mins ago, by TGMCians
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@hichris123 boom
 
Sam
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@hichris123 boom
 
Stop it guys !!!!!
 
32 secs ago, by Sam
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@hichris123 boom
 
wow...
I never knew my actions where that destructive
 
Sam
6:01 PM
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@hichris123 boom
 
yes, you created quite the shockwave
 
Sam
^ ok that's my last one.
 
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@hichris123 boom
 
hears Uncle Ben from the far away
 
^ bug report
 
6:02 PM
@Braiam: All your fault!!
 
in Secrets, 14 hours ago, by bjb568
I kinda like duck meat.
 
#blamebraiam
 
#donotusehashtags @thetavern
 
#duckleaves
 
Ooh pastures! (playing kittens still)
 
6:19 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected, Phone number detected: vashikaran specialist in mumbai+91-9950211818 delhi on english.stackexchange.com
 
gone
 
@hichris123 Second one.
 
@Braiam I think you linked me this guy before.
 
6:35 PM
@GnomeSlice really? well, that's how good he is :P
 
@Moshe ... that was supposed to be stackoverflow.com/questions/25942312/… that you were to VtC. Oops, copy paste error. :P
 
6:52 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: IOS 8 UPDATE ISSUES on apple.stackexchange.com
 

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