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SPArchaeologist

3:00 PM

(probably the arm of a client I keep on the desk as a trophy must be somehow related)

Infinite Recursion

Cute and so cool !

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion said the pretty little fledgling chicken

Unihedron

I got the Student badge. Amazing!

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/24662277/…

SPArchaeologist

@InfiniteRecursion At least I had Derpy as an avatar, not a thing that was an egg till yesterday:P

Sam

3:08 PM

@Unihedron Congrats. And it just so happens to be the first day of school.

Unihedron

@Sam Beat me to saying it. :P

bjb568

What's wrong with you people? Today is a holiday!

Infinite Recursion

Congrats @Uni! Finally, you became a true student :p

@bjb: Not a holiday all around the globe :D

SPArchaeologist

@bjb568 Certainly is. I party for begin able to replicate the teaching of the great Seer Rose Sparkle.

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/25598700/…

bjb568

3:13 PM

@Qantas94Heavy That's vandalism, not invalid.

SPArchaeologist

and I must say goodbye for now. Rest well, you will remember this day as the one you almost cached captain ~~Jack~~ SPArchaeologist

Infinite Recursion

@SPArchaeologist Isn't it awesome? Egg yesterday, duck today...eternally changing!

hichris123

cv-plz-dupe stackoverflow.com/questions/15657476/networkonmainthread-error

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 I hope you don't mind if I vote too broad instead?

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/17130715/2581872

@JanDvorak Well, you could do that, but the root cause is a NetworkOnMainThread exception... (which is what the dupe is about)... so... whatever you want

SmokeDetector

3:20 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] SmokeDetector started at rev 15e84e3 (@Undo)

Jan Dvorak

@SmokeDetector Morning

Unihedron

Morning Smokey!

Infinite Recursion

Morning

5

Sam

"The support is not as fast as its here." 4 years later still nothing lol

bjb568

Morning

12

Sam

3:21 PM

Morning

6

Doorknob

Morning

12

Undo

Morning

12

hichris123

Morning

12

Unihedron

Morning

5

lostsock

Morning

12

DoorknobChatbot

3:21 PM

Morning

12

Jan Dvorak

Morning

12

4

Gah

lol

@Bart FLAG

3:23 PM

wonders why her morning has less stars

Patsy Issa

Morning

5

Vogel612

maybe I can grab a few too...

Doorknob

So that just happened

Vogel612

Morning

5

bjb568

Morning

5

Undo

3:23 PM

@Doorknob IS ABUSING HIS CHATBOT! SOCKPUPPETING TO STAR THINGS MULTIPLE TIMES!

5

lostsock

@PatsyIssa too late :(

Patsy Issa

Noooooooooo

Jan Dvorak

@Bart c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

Patsy Issa

we just got the ping :P

Doorknob

@Undo What are you talking about? I don't have a sockpuppet account! Ignore the name; I'm being framed!

10

hichris123

3:23 PM

@InfiniteRecursion I guess no one scrolled up far enough. ;P

@Doorknob goes to suspend sock

Undo

And hey, who's this @lostsock guy?

hichris123

iStimple

Infinite Recursion

note to self: Never be the first one to hop on the train

lostsock

@Undo I'm trying to find my owner, or else I wouldn't be lost, now would i?

hichris123

i.e. LowerClassOverflowvian

Undo

3:24 PM

good luck

hichris123

i.e. ... what was your name before that?

Unihedron

@Inf We're in the same boat, I have less stars than the others as well :p

Infinite Recursion

All socks belong to the glasses!

Jan Dvorak

troll? meta.stackexchange.com/questions/238860/…

Bart

@InfiniteRecursion unless you're the driver.

Sam

3:25 PM

Hey, I'm not a sock.

Doorknob

@Sam ... or are you?

Infinite Recursion

Hey, I am not a driver.

Sam

@Doorknob Are you?

lostsock

@hichris123 data not found

Unihedron

Discussion gold badge? Wow, you can get really OP on MSE...

Undo

3:26 PM

@JanDvorak Looks like it.

@Unihedron I'm 6/10 of the way there.

Doorknob

@Sam Yes, I'm a sockpuppet of @DoorknobChatbot.

8

bjb568

@JanDvorak Probably.

Unihedron

> You have fully used your vote allowance for today

NOOOOOooooooOo

Jan Dvorak

@ShadowWizard hence our downvotes ;-) — Jan Dvorak 21 secs ago

bjb568

@Unihedron I was just about to say that myself...

Haay, is @Unihedron my sock?

Unihedron

3:28 PM

Potential for anything; Everything can happen.

Sam

Hmm, I'm lost. Whose sock am I?

Cache?

*v trolls v

Cache cache?

*whoms'

3:29 PM

*whoses

Whoses's's

*whoses's'ses

h'oss'es

wo'ss

Now wish that there are no English.SE moderators watching to ban us all..

DoorknobChatbot

3:30 PM

hichris123

0

Q: Efficiently retrieving and filtering files by using filename

i am a newbie hier, i try to retreive files by using filenames, which have the following definition: Items number + Revision + lot number.pdf For example: 1109093-A2 (85806S).pdf 1109093-A3 (85806S).pdf 1109092-A1 (85806S).pdf 1109092-A2 (85806S).pdf for this sample file: 1109093-A2 (8580...

c#

> i am a newbie hier

Doorknob

^^ I will NEVER click!

hichris123

@Unihedron I should totally poke some to join us.

Jan Dvorak

*here, *retrieve

Unihedron

@DoorknobChatbot Hey, your sock have one more rep point than my socks does.

Jan Dvorak

3:31 PM

@Unihedron *has, *do

hichris123

-1

Q: Is there a modeling language suitable for HTML, CSS and JavaScript files?

I am looking for something that could model HTML,CSS and JS files and its dependencies. An index.html file that imports a JS file, for example.

javascript html css uml modeling

wut?

Bart

@hichris123 pen&paper?

bjb568

@hichris123 Imagination?

Jan Dvorak

@hichris123 unclear

Unihedron

Jan Dvorak

3:34 PM

cv-pls ^

hichris123

goes to vote to close @Unihedron's sock

me how

this probably needs the answer removed but my question is what do I tell the user? Go read help-centre or ask another queston ( which is going to be a duplicate ? )

Unihedron

@mehow take a tour

Infinite Recursion

I am @Jan's sock

me how

@Unihedron yes! I forgot about that one

hichris123

3:37 PM

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/25609111/…

Jan Dvorak

@InfiniteRecursion lies

Doorknob

Doorknob, Texas

19.2k 6 49 113

discussion support feature-request bug status-completed stackoverflow tags

NotDoorknob

96 4

asking-questions bounty discussion login support

Unihedron

gasp!!!

Infinite Recursion

gasp for the train and the shiny doorknobs!!

me how

Cvs pls stackoverflow.com/questions/25608378/…

GnomeSlice

3:43 PM

goddamn Dance With The Dead are amazing

►

I am never going to be sick of hearing this

Jan Dvorak

> you can always delete your answer... (unless we do that for you)

followed by a last delvote

Infinite Recursion

Are you selling doorknobs @Doorknob?

GnomeSlice

jesus christ this is good

bjb568

I feel meta is being regularly interrupted by non-unicorn music.

GnomeSlice

@bjb568 tough

Jan Dvorak

3:54 PM

@GnomeSlice music is good, but I'm not a fan of the album art

GnomeSlice

I love the art

Unihedron

> Thank you for reviewing 40 close votes today; come back in 8 hours to continue reviewing.

I want to REVIEEEWWWWW!!!

GnomeSlice

Their next album has good art too

bjb568

@Unihedron I got there 17 minutes after UTC.

I feel you. No idea why.

GnomeSlice

Into the Abyss

pretty rad

bjb568

3:55 PM

Totally no idea.

Unihedron's sock, Here

1.7k 8 24

discussion feature-request support bug chat community-wiki feedback

Unihedron

hichris123

One more close vote: stackoverflow.com/questions/25609111/…

GnomeSlice

@Unihedron What are we looking for

Vogel612

Unihedron

@bjb568 :O

Vogel612

3:57 PM

▲ smells of a ~~voting~~ starring fraud to me ;)

lostsock

@GnomeSlice socks

Braiam

@hichris123 tl;dr cv-pls ubuntu

Doorknob

@Braiam Hey, that's my joke :P

17 hours ago, by Doorknob

cv-plz http://stackoverflow.com

Aug 5 at 2:18, by Doorknob

tl;dr: cv-plz [netbook]

Unihedron

cv-pls meta.stackexchange.com/users/180276/doorknob

Doorknob

delv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/users/266094/unihedron

Jan Dvorak

3:59 PM

cv-pls using meta.stackexchange.com/users/180276/doorknob

rene

I'm out of votes....

ProgramFOX

@Doorknob You still haven't replied to bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1023685#c15

Unihedron

I have three more U/DVs, 1 cv left for emergencies

hichris123

delv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/6006199/programming-in-netbook

Jan Dvorak

BTW, who else noticed there's now a single pixel line between each pair of rows on the avatar wall?

Unihedron

4:01 PM

Did you ignore someone, @Jan?

Infinite Recursion

I did

Jan Dvorak

@Unihedron nope

Doorknob

@JanDvorak There is? Where? I don't see it.

lostsock

@JanDvorak don't see it? are you ignoring someone?

Jan Dvorak

latest Chrome

Unihedron

4:02 PM

omg stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/5672523

Jan Dvorak

no zoom

Braiam

> For example, people flag Welbog's profile all the time for being offensive, and there's no way we're wiping that work of art.

Doorknob

@ProgramFOX Gah! I need to do that! D:

Infinite Recursion

@mehow: free hand drawing indeed!

0

A: Changes to discourage plagiarism

Oh my god.. I have to disagree... Just recently someone thought I copied their answer while my intentions were completely different. I understand that some people don't give a sh** about plagiarism and will copy your or someone else answer just to gain an upvote. Those, hopefully, we can catch...

hichris123

I wantz teh 10kz.

Unihedron

4:04 PM

@InfiniteRecursion +1 for the freehand drawing.. I recognize that from Mysticial

Doorknob

I wantz teh metah 20kz.

Unihedron

I wantz teh 5kz.

Sam

I wantz teh 3kz.

ProgramFOX

I wantz teh PPCG 4kz.

hichris123

dv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/8977220/…

Braiam

4:07 PM

I wantz teh thingz y'all wantz

Unihedron

I want to be a programmer!

hichris123

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/17130715/2581872

bjb568

-1

A: How can we discourage over-downvoting on questions?

I don't think that we should discourage downvoting in general, but downvoting without a clue what is wrong. I will take few lines from the accepted answer now: The problem is that new users who do not understand this perspective think SE is a "forum" for free speech downvotes are ...

Unihedron

@bjb568 Education

@Unihedron need one more review

Doorknob

2

... that was a little late, wasn't it.

Unihedron

4:12 PM

I would star it if I haven't ran out of stars.

Infinite Recursion

I want the ★s

Sam

I wantz meh new soundcard nowz

rene

I want to get serious

Unihedron

I'm tired.

Unihedron's sock

I want to go get groceries. I will! brb (in an hour)

ProgramFOX

4:15 PM

See you!

Unihedron

seeYa

Sam

Bye!

Infinite Recursion

See you..

I want to restore the ecosystem...

Sam

^^^^

Unihedron

I want to live in a carefree dimension. :P

Sam

4:18 PM

I want VS to magically fix my crummy code.

Unihedron

I want a way to upload my mind to the web to write code for me automagically..

ProgramFOX

I want a way to read people's mind.

Unihedron

Without accuracy specifications? I invented something called guessing, you'll love it.

Sam

I don't want the NSA.

Unihedron

(casts the 1454th downvote)

Infinite Recursion

4:24 PM

(claps)

Unihedron

> Thank you for reviewing 20 low quality posts today; come back in 7 hours to continue reviewing.

I want to review!

Infinite Recursion

Next time a rant comes on Meta, we know @Uni is responsible...

Unihedron

> Daily up/down vote limit reached; come back in 7 hours.

NOOOOOOOoooooo

Infinite Recursion

^means it's bed time! You have school tomorrow.

Unihedron

Merh.

See you!

rene

4:29 PM

cu

See you!

Night.

See you

Thanks :)

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHP SQL - MATCH () AGAINST () on stackoverflow.com

ProgramFOX

4:38 PM

@hichris123 lostsock is iStimple, Vote to Close, user0000000, LowerClassOverflowian, AlienArrays, codehorse and perhaps some more names.

Jan Dvorak

Who am I?

me how

@InfiniteRecursion m4d $killzz !

TGMCians

4:54 PM

hi

ProgramFOX

o/

Sam

Hiya

Infinite Recursion

\o

@JanDvorak You are the one who has 120 accounts to fight spam!

ɥʇǝS

5:16 PM

Could someone with 10k on SO grab me a screenshot of this question real quick?

(cached version)

@Sam WTF?

@Sam Thanks!

I said it's a cached vesrion.

ɥʇǝS

@Sam huh, I don't get any CSS on that.

ProgramFOX

5:23 PM

@ɥʇǝS Replace the https with http.

ɥʇǝS

aha!

Sam

Strange I did. Thankfully it's only less than a day old.

Unihedron's sock

5:50 PM

0

Q: Why can't I revert my display name?

I changed my display name and want to change it back. Display name may only be changed once every 30 days Nooooooo! Fine, prevent people from changing their name every day, but at least let them change it back! Also, you must warn before performing an irreversible action!

feature-request usernames