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user0000000

uv-plz meta.stackexchange.com/questions/233684/…

Stijn

@user0000000 github.com/StackExchange/StackExchange.DataExplorer you can do a pull request :)

Jan Dvorak

SPAM wordpress.stackexchange.com/questions/147772/…

Jan Dvorak

12:36 PM

WTF serverfault.com/questions/602342/…

WTF now moved to: stackoverflow.com/questions/24082040/…

DroidDev

WTF now moved to.... LOL!

Jan Dvorak

what to close it as?

Stijn

@JanDvorak unclear what you're asking

Jan Dvorak

voted

Stijn

79753741930607500 isn't in fact a magic number btw, it's just loss of precision.

Bart

12:48 PM

... why does that question need to be closed?

Braiam

@Bart my troughs exactly

Stijn

OP doesn't really explain what he's trying to do. How did he get that number? What's the use case?

Jan Dvorak

it's not clear if the asker wants an explanation of the numeric data type (which is too broad), a bigint library (which is off-topic), or a better data type built in (which there isn't)

Bart

Seems like a very answerable question to me though? YOu have a number X, and no matter what you do with it, it seems to remain X. What is the underlying cause and how can you address the issue.

Jan Dvorak

The current answer is that of a library recommendation

Bart

12:51 PM

Which I'd say is a poor answer (in its current limited form). Doesn't mean he question is a problem though.

Though it could use a better formulation.

Stijn

what's a nice way to say "suck it up" ?

Bart

"You might just have to move on"?

Stijn

yeah, thanks

Bart

Either that or "Wahwah"

Ooh, I've had no coffee today. That explains a lot.

Unicorns died out because they were hunted for their horns, which were ground down to make paint for all those unicorn posters and t-shirts.

Tweeted by Qiffypedia on June 6, 2014 at 1:01 PM

Braiam

dump a truckload of coffee on @Bart

Bart

1:02 PM

Maybe that will help me math @Braiam. Cause I literally can't math today

Braiam

@Bart 2+2?

Bart

Nah, linearization of constraint equations

Andy

@Braiam According to multiple hot questions I've seen this week, 2 + 2 = 5

SPArchaeologist

@Bart If anything else fails, use ~~fire~~ Matlab

Bart

If only I had that available to me @SPArchaeologist

Though I guess octave might be an option.

Jan Dvorak

1:07 PM

SPAM drupal.stackexchange.com/questions/116483/…

Bart

ooh, figured it out. See, coffee was needed.

SPArchaeologist

1:30 PM

It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Bart

That's all abacuscadabra to me

DroidDev

See you @all next week, have a bombastic weekend. :D

Bart

cya @DroidDev

Someone just had to mention Matlab ... and then I bump into the same crap user I mentioned some time ago. Flag is still pending. Sigh.

ManishBot

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: INSERTING MISMATCHED COLUMNS INTO TABLE on stackoverflow.com

Jan Dvorak

2:07 PM

once again, Gaming provides some amazing titles...

39

Q: Why are my kids naked?

I was playing my old Hearthfire save in Skyrim when my kids were only wearing their underwear. I attempted to give them clothes, but they didn't do anything with them. Anyone else have the solution? EDIT Now the rest of the Skyrim kids aren't wearing clothes.

3ventic

Parenting.SE here we come

Stijn

2:21 PM

So this exists: dogeon.org

Bart

:D

Still more exciting than Apple's Swift

Jan Dvorak

@Stijn the doge meme should die already

moreover it's just an unnecessarily inefficient encoding of JSON.

user0000000

2:39 PM

@JanDvorak speaking of which, why don't barbies come naked by default?

ManishBot

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: USB DEBUGGING PROBLEM on android.stackexchange.com

Tim Post

@JanDvorak so dead. much forgotten. gone.

ManishBot

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword detected: Test taking : ji选? on chinese.stackexchange.com

Doorknob

Bad keyword?

Bart

ji?

As in Baba

Doorknob

2:51 PM

Umm, \b much?

Cole Johnson

3:26 PM

[tag:dup-vote-plz] of http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1634271/url-encoding-the-space-character-or-20:
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2678551/when-to-encode-space-to-plus-or-20
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1211229/in-a-url-should-spaces-be-encoded-using-20-or

Cole Johnson

3:39 PM

Still one of the best HTML quirks I've seen: stackoverflow.com/questions/8318911/…

[tag:dup-vote-plz] of http://stackoverflow.com/questions/8318911/why-does-html-think-chucknorris-is-a-color:
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/20918112/how-does-html-parse-font-color-testing
It may not be, but it looks like it to me at first glance.

hichris123

4:09 PM

@Bart yup.

@Shog9 Maybe... but the problem is me being an Android developer. So I go to the android tag to look for questions to answer. And the vast majority should be downvoted, edited, or closed. So I spend my time doing that... and the problem is all the questions I can answer should be closed.

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/q/1297223/2581872

Cole Johnson

@hichris123 3 to go

rene

4:25 PM

2 to go

demongolem

I've got a disconnect with the low quality post queue on SO. It says I have done 19 reviews on the stats page, but when I try to do a review it says I have already done 20. Anyone know what causes/has caused this?

Braiam

@demongolem caching

hichris123

4:41 PM

shouldiblamecaching.com

3

rene

8

Q: Cannot review anymore after 19 reviews

Today I reviewed some posts in the Low Quality Posts, and I hit the daily maximum. But at the "Today" field, it shows 19, but I got the message: Thank you for reviewing 20 low quality posts today; come back in 14 hours to continue reviewing. Here is a screenshot: When I manually counted ...

bug review

ryan

Ummm anyone need a wtf for the day or a classic example of building a jackhammer to swat a fly, check this out: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/30301/6746

Bart

Hahaha, that's still awesome though.

ryan

@Bart I think you and I have different definitions of awesome

demongolem

4:57 PM

@rene Ok among those list of candidate comments, I choose race condition because none of the other items are valid for my case. I have not seen 21 before though personally.

rene

@demongolem No, me neither despite my high number of completed tasks in the CVQ....