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1:12 AM
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5 hours later…
6:16 AM
@starball all gone
@Marco hi! And no, it's only getting worse. It's actually a true miracle: things keep getting worse, and worse, and yet.... still didn't reach the bottom.
The reason Iran is waiting is because they're smart: we're now fighting each other from the inside so well, that external attack might actually unite us.
Anyway, thanks for asking! And personally I'm fine - and ranting here about other things as well. :D
@Marco if you want to see someone I really admire, who reflects many of my views regarding what I said before, and if you can translate from Hebrew, follow this guy. He's great and he's doing anything he can to unite and explain, approaching both sides equally and seeing them both.
Most others (people with power and/or influence) choose one side, and use hatred to gain more followers or power.
@AndreasmovedtoCodidact big companies don't pay taxes, it's written in the "Business 101 For Dummies" book.
Unless they irritate a government enough to make that government turn personally against that company. ;)
 
9 hours later…
3:38 PM
@ShadowWizard They all irritate me,
 
4 hours later…
8:10 PM
@AndreasmovedtoCodidact ;
@ShadowWizard smart? Are we talking about the same Iran?
@M.A.R. ¨
@M.A.R. How's your new tank coming along? Or that jet fighter?
looks at backyard
Coming along nicely
All the latest technology incorporated yet?
It has airbags
Well, what else could you possibly ask for?
8:23 PM
@AndreasmovedtoCodidact I mean, seat warmers would be nice
Backaches are no joke. Do you want a driver with a sore back, spasming as the enemy closes in? No sir.
@M.A.R. Why, just open a bullet and ignite some of its powder.
Genius!
Come and work for us
Stepping onto the plane as we speak!
Hmm squints
Too easy
I didn't say it was a direct flight.
8:27 PM
You're not a spy for capitalism, are you?
Oh, no, I converted yesterday, and bought the new book on how to do economy the right way.
Good enough for me! Welcome, brother
Let's do a traditional middle Eastern dance as you enter the middle East. Arabic music is playing as we speak
@M.A.R. !متشکرم
@M.A.R. Is that legal?
I will say 'allahuakbar' every three sentences followed by angry frustrated utterances muffled by my shaggy beard
@AndreasmovedtoCodidact Is okay. We no have copyright here.
recklessly waves scimitar
@M.A.R. Good thing I let my beard grow out two years ago! Unfortunately, I didn't shave the mustache.
8:32 PM
Is time to pray brother
Psst. The westerners are gone. You can all act normal now everyone
Dear Allah, I pray you will fill my mind with ideas for our next vehicle
Flamethrower along the tracks, you say? Good idea!
@M.A.R. Oh, no, no more ideas?
It is now my turn to be fascinated by such western technologies as the iPhone
Maybe you should build your own.
Does this green calculator screen suffice?
@AndreasmovedtoCodidact since we are totally smart, we will retaliate by glaring intently at @Sha
Smart move
Then comes idea time
Staring down @Sha
8:41 PM
Anyway I was watching Night Manager, decent show, but goddamn every 5 minutes in Istanbul and Cario there was Azan
I don't know, haven't seen it.
Oh, call to prayer.
Well, yeah, turn off the TV and pray!

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