@Ollie at least it's not too smelly there.

You know who buys up all the toilet paper?

A**holes.

@ShadowWizardWearingMask sees right through your cool demeanor.

@Ollie star? Where? whistles innocently

(didn't want it to ruin the joke ;))

@Ollie why is it Corona joke?

@ShadowWizardWearingMask because of the toilet paper.

oh.... the days when the stores were raided and no paper left to buy?

@Shadow yep.

We had it here too in the beginning, but luckily.... it didn't happen again.

Either stores just stash more, or people are less terrified.

Toilet paper shortage? That's something I've never encountered except by hearsay.

But yeah, those who bought 20 packs of toilet paper instead of 1 or 2 are totally what you said.

I buy one pack at a time

@JohnDvorak good for you.... I was just lucky, buying 2 big packs right before it all started.

@JohnDvorak for how many people? I buy for 5, three of which are kids which means... they don't really spare.

And then there are people who do this: i.ytimg.com/vi/qEci4XcRQjg/maxresdefault.jpg

@JohnDvorak ROFL......

@Ollie wait, there's still shortage of products in your place?

I can send you some paper. ;)

@ShadowWizardWearingMask no not really. There is a shortage of some things though...

Masks?

@ShadowWizardWearingMask no.

@Ollie oil?

@ShadowWizardWearingMask actually petrol prices are pretty low right now.

Or at least out here,

Anyway, just wanted to share something.... if Israel will really go to another elections this year, I plan to re-join Facebook even though I hate it, because sadly enough, it's still the one place where more than couple of people I know will ever read what I say. :(

Currently those elections are happening, we don't have a real government, just random bunch of people who fight each other.

@Ollie well, when the demand for something is low, the price usually goes down, to encourage people to buy it.

@SmokeDetector can you help me out of the trash bin?

@ShadowWizardWearingMask yeah.

@ShadowWizardWearingMask like horsepower.

Here, found someone who can.

@ShadowWizardWearingMask boooo.

scared

!!/blame

@Ollie It's Catija's fault.

lol

Blame the cat.

@SmokeDetector you can't blame a specific user?

!!/blame someone who is really at fault

@ShadowWizardWearingMask It's Mark's fault.

@ShadowWizardWearingMask you're the cat.

!!/blame ShadowWizardWearingMask

@Ollie It's ThiefMaster's fault.

Damn.

@Ollie it's possible with some unicode black magic, there is userscript that makes it easier I think... ask @Mith. ;)

!!/blame

@Ollie It's M.A.R.'s fault.

(ical, not oron)

!!/blame᠎ ​

@Mithical It's Jeff Atwood's fault.

Yup

sdc blame

@Ollie It's Meta Andrew T.'s fault.

no no no

@ShadowWizardWearingMask I

'm not getting blamed :D

That's the magic ^

How it's done exactly, I still didn't dig enough to know.

You need to add invisible character, then Smokey parse it to a user based on its unicode value.

!!/blame 🆏

@ShadowWizardWearingMask It's SmokeDetector's fault.

hmm

@SmokeDetector blaming yourself?

sdc blame

@Ollie It's Mithical's fault.

@Ollie It's Jeremy Banks's fault.

@Ollie It's πάντα ῥεῖ's fault.

@Ollie It's Shadow Wizard Wearing Mask's fault.

Yaay!

@SmokeDetector will it ever be my fault?

!!/blame᠎ ⁣‍⁠⁠⁣

@Mithical It's Ollie's fault.

:8510534 It's Ollie's fault.

@Ollie yes

!!/blame᠎ ⁣‍⁠⁠⁣

@Mithical It's Ollie's fault.

@Mithical how did you do that?

!!/blame

@Ollie It's Nick Craver's fault.

@SmokeDetector blame them all.

hehe

@ShadowWizardWearingMask when is the next moderator election?

For Meta?

Hmm... can't find the userscript at the moment

@SmokeDetector holds a piece of spam under SmokeDetector.

raw.githubusercontent.com/iBug/userscript/master/…

raw.githubusercontent.com/iBug/userscript/master/…

@Ollie meta has no elections

// ==UserScript==
// @name         !!/blame your target
// @version      1.0.4
// @description  Generate targeted "!!/blame" command
// @author       iBug
// @updateURL    raw.githubusercontent.com/iBug/userscript/master/…
// @downloadURL  raw.githubusercontent.com/iBug/userscript/master/…
// @match        *://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/11540/*
// @match        *://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/41570/*
// @match        *://chat.stackoverflow.com/rooms/111347/*

@JourneymanGeek SO?

Just had one

@Mithical how do you run that?

install the userscript

@JourneymanGeek how do the Meta mods get elected?

We were appointed

!!/blame

@Ollie It's rene's fault.

sdc blame

@Ollie It's SmokeDetector's fault.

Humph.

@Ollie there were never any elections for Meta, likely there will never be.

Going now.

Ta!

@ShadowWizardWearingMask I suspect there may be next time MSE needs to top up

the company can remain impartial that way

@Mithical you know what.... until recently I'd say "nah, no way they'll put so much power in the hands of mortal mods that they didn't hand picked", but recent changes hint I may be wrong.

Like the staff-only lock.

So they can use it on the really sensitive stuff.

Next might come a change that moderator can't see the sensitive data of staff user, etc.

doubt it; I wouldn't be surprised by more restrictions on PII, though

Yup

@Mithical not as far as I understand

Part of the problem is , and I am not saying it cause I am a meta mod... It's a particular stressful docket and well... Politics

@ShadowWizardWearingMask well tbh...

We don't really want to touch staff locked stuff anyway

@ShadowWizardWearingMask if we know who they are. We don't need to 😁

@ShadowWizardWearingMask Out of the fog there came a voice. 💳💨

uh, that was me breaking wind.

Mast, the card.

?

@JohnDvorak Have you ever heard of the Book of Enoch?

@Rob Are you confusing me with the company?

I've heard of it. No idea what's inside though.

Supposedly it's a text by Enoch, the great-grandfather of Noah.

Most denominations consider it non-canon or reject it outright, but it has some interesting ideas about what happened around the time of Genesis.

It's a step further than say the deuterocanonical books.

Of-course, since it's not written in chronological order, it's at times a bloody nuisance to get the right information out of it.

@SmokeDetector hi

What do you smoke?

!!/welcome Arjun

@Mithical Welcome to Tavern on the Meta @Arjun! I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network, and posts alerts to chat. You can find more about me on the Charcoal website.

@Mithical I am not new here

@SmokeDetector what do you smoke?

Looks like bot is programmed to deal with these things

A smoking smokedetector would be useless, wouldn't it?

YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY

A sock?

@Aibobot You're the sock here.

that's the joke :D

I HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING I SWORE TO DESTROY!

Right.

@DavidPostill That report was a question; questions cannot be marked as NAAs.

@Arjun he's right though. The answer does start with a link.

@JohnDvorak never doubted it

@SmokeDetector who made you?

@Arjun God of Smoke

@Aibobot evil bone? 😈 🍖

@ShadowWizardWearingMask see instructional video

Sure

Woof

Hard to woof with a mask.

@Mast master card

Dunno about the passing wind part, but that's cool. 🍃

@Rob did you hear that?

The peep, or the whoosh?

@ShadowWizardWearingMask Turns out it was a whoosh from peep.