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12:21 AM
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ ah. I got nothing ;p
@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ people forget it's not the first time.
 
 
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2:05 AM
@Rob Geez...
 
2:17 AM
mornmare
 
3:06 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in answer, blacklisted username (178): How convert avi and wmv to mp4 for html video tag? by Tonya Rabish on video.SE
 
3:20 AM
@JourneymanGeek That's really something. It's something of a sad story, but also an interesting dive into Internet history.
 
This one paragraph echoes the death rattle of numerous online communities
> Hassan’s response echoes a common refrain of these one-time LiveJournal employees: the inertia of user expectations could become almost impossible to overcome.
For instance, soon after Six Apart bought the company, a conveyor belt of project managers were brought on to try to harness the chaos of the company into something more profitable. These new analysts took aim at the site’s freemium model, only to be stymied by the weight of past promises. “We were always saying that we were fighting for the users, that we would run everything by the community before we did anything,” says Mark Smi
I used to tell this sort of story to salespeople in the days after they joined SO. "We're not the first to do this sort of thing, nor are we necessarily doing it better than anyone has ever done it before - what sets us apart is that we haven't yet sold out, traded our hopes for a better Internet in exchange for keeping the lights on one more month. You are the reason we haven't had to - it's your job to keep the lights on, so that we don't have to sell out."
Because if you look at the countless programming communities that preceded SO... It's never that they set out to be horrible bloodsucking cesspools. They degraded into that little by little, bit by bit, one compromised principle after another, until nothing of value remained.
 
3:35 AM
@Shog9 heh, I also see some of the other stuff they talk about, with respect to users... writ small ;p
 
That's... Every software product ever
 
True, but not all people who write software are comfortable with how... vocal people can be
and finding the balance.
 
I fear the day SE leans on this and says "it's not our problem our experts are dissatisfied with the current state, they were going to leave no matter what"
 
And I know a few folk would happily flag all the things that remotely seems similar to...
@JohnDvorak kinda the wrong lesson I suspect
 
@JourneymanGeek I don't know whether it's possible to get comfortable. But... It's par for the course. Ideally, you have a team to support you, to help you talk with users when you need to do that and to keep them away when you need to work.
 
3:38 AM
@Shog9 well, in theory, that's a significant part of what I suspect effective community management is ;p
 
The software that you can change without complaint... Is the software that noone uses.
 
(in general- not just the job scope)
Well, there's a difference between "We really need this feature" and "this feature was better because" and....
 
There's a school of thought that suggests you shouldn't make large changes to a mature product. That you should instead write new tools, for existing users to adopt or ignore as they choose. But this takes discipline and care.
 
(Ok, so I'm guilty of at least once going, "I like the old way", and not realising why the new way... but it was 2 am in the morning)
@Shog9 frog boiling isn't bad
I think one of the big issues with the Q&A platform was... it was pretty much done, and folks assumed it could run exactly as is till the heat death of the sun...
while it reached what it was with a metric (imperial?) ton of small incremental improvements
 
In some cases, it's just not feasible. If the platform you operate on changes and requires you to change your software... Then you gotta change, even if everyone hates the change.
 
3:42 AM
heh, I can't disagree there
but there's stuff that can ease the process.
 
sure
I like to think of UX as an API. Your users build their client software - their habits - to rely on that API. When you change it, you break your users.
Maintaining compatibility is a pain. Everyone who has ever written a library used by someone else knows this, dreads this.
 
Well in the case of the redesigns - I think the core of the changes were small. The problem was slightly wetware related ;p
(on both ends)
 
But, it is possible. A well-designed API can be extended, refined, have its entire implementation replaced... Without significant breakage. It just takes planning and diligence.
 
Add but don't remove?
 
maybe
maybe you remove but leave stubs that silently forward, or compatibility shims that allow old behavior to be preserved for a time in cases where it's needed
 
3:47 AM
ah
 
maybe the API is entirely too tightly coupled to a specific implementation or form of interaction... And the only way to move forward is to mark a major version and maintain both for a while.
 
heh. I'm lucky enough to miss the horrors of that at work ;)
But yeah, I get
 
Disclaimer: my first task as a junior programmer years ago was to get yelled at by users for the shit my predecessors broke, so I may be lacking in sympathy in this area.
 
though, not sure how well that maps to... people though
hah
 
In theory I understand the desire to have a userbase who doesn't complain or get angry, but... Roses have thorns. The price of a cushy job is the pricks.
 
3:51 AM
ah, yeah ;p
A little familiar with that
 
@JohnDvorak that's the sort of thing people say when it no longer matters what they say.
"the users were sour anyway"
 
4:50 AM
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@Shog9 Is this feature request technically feasible? Is there enough system communication between sites to allow for it?
 
5:16 AM
I'm not actually sure that moderators are immune to those checks. If they are, then a warning is likely feasible.
 
5:46 AM
@Shog9 Your own answer says that they are, though
 
Free coffee! Yay!
Wait, this isn't even coffee...
 
Do not gross me out this fine morning
 
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6:02 AM
@SmokeDetector K
 
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6:38 AM
Did the "confirm new account" page change recently?
 
> Why would T-rex prefer today's USA as its place to live?
>
> Because you're allowed to carry small arms without a license there.
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog funny story: all those checks run after the question has already been closed; they run on the destination site. That's why folks can still vote to migrate, even when the migration will fail.
Kinda seems like giving mods a warning so that they can explain to other users why their migration failed is an extra level of indirection... We could just add a note in the revision history.
 
@Shog9 Sort of already exists; the Community user locks and immediately unlocks the post. (Though there is a bug: the "unlocked" and "locked" events appear in the wrong order.)
Though it would be nice to note which reason was applicable.
 
6:55 AM
It exists in the sense that migrations are blocked
Your rationale for a warning is to let moderators explain why
Could just explain why
 
7:07 AM
Also in situations like this, we don't always remember to check the other site ;p
 
Rob
@JohnDvorak I remember T-Rex:
 
@Shog9 No, that's only the second example; it's more of a side reason. In the first example I mention, it would have prevented @JourneymanGeek from migrating the question and creating work for the SO mods (who have to close it as dupe and delete it), and my flag would have been declined (rightfully, since I didn't check MSO first).
If normal users had voted to migrate that post (should a migration path have existed), the migration would have been blocked. But as a mod migrated it, the restriction was bypassed.
 
Normal users can't migrate to other site meta no?
otherwise I'd have told you to closevote and follow the normal order of operations.
 
FYI I did throw in a close vote for "specific site".
 
ah but that's different
and in this case the right thing to do
but but, I assumed that since you bothered to ping me (which I strongly discourage), you'd done due dilligence.
 
7:13 AM
@JourneymanGeek Speaking of "shooting", have you ever played the original Doom?
 
.... alas, no
my pc was too weak then
I had an XT for much too long and missed some of the classics
 
@JourneymanGeek 4.77 MHz CGA?
 
oh, we had VGA
and I don't remember
I think upgraded when the CGA card burnt out
was a clone though, japanese company whose name I forget
 
Did the Tandy 1000 ever come out in your area?
 
no idea, but unlikely
 
7:15 AM
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog in that case, why allow dup migrations for mods to begin with?
 
@Shog9 You said so in your answer...something to do with merging
 
also my dad kinda upgrades hardware as needed. By which I mean when it dies
I just replaced his... er...
 
> Moderators can override this restriction, to allow for the sorts of migrate->close/merge scenarios Michael describes - however, it is important that they coordinate with moderators on the destination site when doing so to avoid confusion.
 
11 year old laptop with the cheapest dell desktop I could find ;p
 
20
A: Check to make sure a duplicate does not exist before migrating

Michael MrozekI specifically encourage people to migrate exact duplicates to the other site. A mod there can merge it and delete, so then following the migration link will lead straight to the duplicate on the other site

 
7:16 AM
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog so, here. I PROBABLY could have checked with an SO mod. But I was busy and trusted that you'd checked ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, true, and also the moderator FAQ says that mods shouldn't be contacting other mods to ask for "permission" to migrate
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog so what we need to do then is add a bit of text to the migration tool: "please coordinate with mods on the destination site"
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog we have 'internal' processes for that.
but imagine how much easier it would be if...
 
The dup check is... Probably not very useful as a warning.
 
also depends on how dupy it is
it could be an exact dupe in spirit, not words.
 
7:20 AM
morning
 
@JourneymanGeek Also, I edited into the migration FAQ a while ago regarding the "very similar" rule mentioned in Shog's answer, but you rolled it back; why is that?
 
As far as I remember you replied to my comment, but it got deleted
 
I'm sure there's a good reason but I don't even remember what post that is
I don't exactly keep track of everything I do
 
But realistically... This is an edge case in a system that doesn't work very well in the common case. If we're gonna mess with migration rules, probably worth looking at the stuff that hasn't worked well in years first. Like... The extreme delay between identification and migration that makes just reposting the question the more efficient route for everyone.
 
(also don't mod comments stick around?)
ah
cause its redundant, and folks should ideally check before migrating, mod or not
Its a minor edit that actually takes away from the spirit of the rules
 
@JourneymanGeek What do you think of simply replacing that text with, "the question was cross-posted onto the destination site"? It's the wording I use in the flowcharts.
I think that obeys the spirit.
 
but that assumes intentional cross posting happened
sometimes its good to leave a little bit of wiggle room in documentation
 
@JourneymanGeek The FAQ very specifically states "exact duplicate".
Not a lot of wiggle room there.
 
an exact duplicate need not be a cross post.
 
7:25 AM
@JourneymanGeek The rule is, exact duplicate, or: ("very similar" and posted by same author within 7 days)
 
it can be an identical question asked by someone else since problems are not always unique to one person
Well we're talking about people migrating it no?
and when they should migrate?
 
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, I get your point.
 
I mean, good documentation is essential in software
but people sometimes need vagueness to function in the right places
 
@JourneymanGeek What do you think of the flowcharts there?
@JourneymanGeek "Cross-posted" is vague.
 
which is good
I think FAQs need to be written for people, not perfection.
 
7:27 AM
So instead of indicating one specific rule, we just vaguely say "cross-posted". If someone wants to know the exact definition the system uses, they can click further to Shog's answer and learn that...
2 mins ago, by Sonic the Introverted Hedgehog
@JourneymanGeek The rule is, exact duplicate, or: ("very similar" and posted by same author within 7 days)
 
more or less give people the information they need to make a decision
not tell them how to decide
(which is why I wouldn't like a flowchart here, but I guess it works for some)
Its a substancial. useful edit, but one I personally don't think is an ideal approach.
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog I don't think you really need to mention q-banned users in that flow chart. It's impossible for non-mods on the target site to know for certain and the migration failing isn't that big of a risk.
 
@Catija I've seen a few cases where authors say in comments that "I'm banned from [site X], so I asked here." It's to cover that.
Suspensions are public however.
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog I love those. Then I can suspend them without checking ;p
 
David Fullerton on January 18, 2019

A loooong time ago, we used to post an annual “State of the Stack” update on the company and community. Then at some point it became an infographic which was… listen, everyone was doing infographics in 2011. Now it’s 2019, the company has grown and changed in so many ways, so we’re bringing this tradition back and taking a look at how far we’ve come while being open and honest about how much work we have left to do.

2018 was a big year! Some stats:

Across all of Stack Overflow and the Stack Exchange network, we saw 9+ billion pageviews from 100+ million users over the course of the year. …

Small typo in the blog.
> Stack Overflow has never been about the company, or about any one user.
s/never //
:^)
 
7:38 AM
._.
that dosen't grammatically make sense.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
 
@JourneymanGeek throws ladle
 
@forest that...doesn't seem like a typo?
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog actually sarcasm...
 
@SonictheIntrovertedHedgehog Yes that was sarcasm.
But... I noticed that my text replacement results in it making less sense.
So uh... whoops. I fail at English.
 
Your English test results have arrived. I'm afraid you've gotten an F-. Better luck next time.
 
7:49 AM
rip me
 
We're missing one blue dog on PSE. Any volunteers for a replacement? :P
 
8:06 AM
@JohnDvorak Third place... by 13 votes...
(grr, no magic edit powers... I was going to edit in a link to opavote.com/results/5647403835195392/0)
 
lol
That is like the worst part of being a site mod on MSE chat
 
Rob
@forest It could have been worse, three additional people with poor English could have corrected you; nvm, they could not have.
 
8:38 AM
Hey folks. My memory is really bad, and I just nearly re-deleted that.
Any issues with me ad-hockily cleaning up close requests when I get confused? ;p
 
@Rob yeah, it's more complicated than that...
 
@ShadowWizard You could come here and help me make this ERP system
I have coding tasks for 2 years and 3 months to do them :P
(hyperbole)
 
@JourneymanGeek just confuse us, no problem
 
8:53 AM
4 messages moved to Chimney
 
@Magisch whoa... so you assign them to programmers in the company?
And on happier news.... got a Google gold badge... kind of... totally forgot I uploaded that picture so it came as pleasant surprise. :D
 
@ShadowWizard Nah management just suffers from a delusion about what is possible
 
@Magisch so they assign it all to you?
 
We have 3 coders and me 1/2 coder, 1/4 DPO and 1/4 sysadmin, we're supposed to fully re-implement a system 3 full time coders have spent 12 years building in 2 years
and do a full process audit and implement improvements along the way, of course
 
omg
So in 2 years you're going to switch jobs?
 
8:59 AM
nah, management will just have to adjust their expectations
 
Or shut down the company? :/
 
This isn't a software company
 
Rob
@ShadowWizard I think Tink has offered a bit of advice, but we take the complicated questions over at workplace.stackexchange.com where we have over 21K questions, with 7 unanswered.
 
I have a nice mess at work again right now. Not going to put it on TWP, but... They basically keep asking me to stick with 'this team' for 'just another month' and 'we're working on getting you back to the team you started in ASAP but budgets' :/
And I'm not so sure I want to go through yet another month of covering everything everywhere.
 
@Rob heh. That's quite amazing indeed. :)
@Tinkeringbell sorry to hear... but, what are your alternatives?
 
9:11 AM
Sci-Fi 101
"Please find me cartoon about King Arthur" -> 4 upvotes, 4 guesses (sorry, won't be calling those "answers")
 
@ShadowWizard Stick around or find someplace else.
 
Actual identification question that provided details about the show but is not grammatically correct -> 2 downvotes.
 
It's just really annoying as you can't really make plans
 
@Derpy HNQ?
 
'Yeah, I'd love to meetup sometime. But right now, my work schedule is this, and if I switch teams in a week or three, it might change'.
 
9:12 AM
@Tinkeringbell yeah... well, you think you'll survive another month?
 
@ShadowWizard nahhh...
 
@ShadowWizard It's not about surviving another month... it's about still not having any hard promises on what happens after that month
And to be honest... I'm kinda done with surviving
 
Reminds me of SE and their 6-8 weeks policy...
Or just "We don't reply when we don't have concrete answer", which is more common.
 
so... let's recap.
 
@ShadowWizard Yeah, it's probably that. It's getting annoying though. First it was until the end of 2018. Then it was 'Oh, could you do January too'. Now it's 'We kinda can't bring you back right now, so please stick around during February as well'
 
9:19 AM
@Derpy rep cap?
 
Rob
@ShadowWizard As per usual: read the help, how to ask, etc. Try and find a few downvoted and see what the comments complain of. Compose your question, reread it, and if additional info (such as country) are important then include them. The site has requirements for good questions.
 
@Tinkeringbell I'm sorry to hear that but it is all too common for body-shops. Keep in mind they need you to be profitable, you don't need them to be successful. Leave if you can and find a yourself a shop that does appreciate developers and values them. It takes time to find them. Consider if starting your own business would work for you.
 
Anyone with 10k on SO here?
 
@Tinkeringbell sounds like they plan to keep you there for good, yup. So if you really don't like it, I'm afraid finding new job is the only option. Or be aggressive with management and demand concrete answer, for good or bad.
 
@Magisch \o
 
9:21 AM
Is there a deleted answer on this meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/274892/…
I'd like to see it
 
A female coworker of mine was just moved back to a somehow chaotic team she already had to work with in the past. Doesn't really like the idea.
Yesterday the parrot said it would snow soon. Today is snowing here.
The vending machine has been short on crackers lately....
 
@Magisch yes, 2
 
@Magisch sure
 
It's not snowing here anymore.
Just 5 cm :(
 
@rene Could you screencap them for me?
 
9:22 AM
@ShadowWizard Yeah, I guess I'm going to go set the manager loose and do that second thing
 
@Tinkeringbell you could apply at my company (don't actually do that, it's not a very nice place to work)
 
@Magisch If I'm going to switch jobs/project/employers, I'll likely go back to Java
And find a project with a decent way of doing CD/CI
 
The other deleted answer was converted to comment.
 
@Magisch here you go i.stack.imgur.com/F8EQo.jpg
 
<3
 
Rob
9:25 AM
@Tinkeringbell Explore the market and see what other places offer. Know how firm your negotiating position is. Ask for $$$$ while you are waiting, if there's somewhere else you can go. Of course, if you are stuck there you have to hope it improves next month, and/or spend the next several months looking for a better place - it all depends upon the local market and your particular situation.
 
@Tinkeringbell :(
 
I'm basically now fighting that coworker (who else? can I nickname him nespresso?) over reviews: I reworked stuff yesterday, pushed it, asked him to review... and he's making new remarks on stuff that he supposedly already has reviewed (where I didn't change anything in the rework)...

I'm almost sure he's trying to stall the merging of this code somehow, because we have this weird thing with how stuff actually ends up in production and if mine was merged yesterday it could've been tested today and pushed to acceptation tomorrow... which would delay the release of his code to production.
 
@Derpy so... you think @Tink and you work in the same company? :D
 
@Rob I know ;)
 
@Tinkeringbell the car had to go to the garage for maintenance. I skated back on a bike ...
 
Rob
9:28 AM
K, so you're just venting. Thanks for sharing. :P
 
@rene I biked to the dentist's office this morning. Only to be told my appointment isn't until the 13th of february and I got a wrong e-mail :/
@Rob Hey, people keep asking :P
 
@Tinkeringbell aaarrggghhhhh ....
 
There's a whole lotta history with that co-worker and those teams. And yes, I know I can look for another job... But at the same time, I like everyone but that co-worker and I kinda like the work I'm doing even if huge parts of it suck right now because of that co-worker and and and :P
@rene Yep...
 
@Tinkeringbell it could be worse ...
 
9:29 AM
Interestingly, it seems like that meta answer was self deleted to reduce exposure in google search results
 
Said the assistant 'Ik zal even proberen of ik nog een gaatje voor je heb'.... :/
I went back home.
 
@Tinkeringbell ROFLOL
 
@rene Hahaha oh, so glad I'm not the only one!
 
@Magisch no it was deleted three years after the comment saying it no longer appears in Google results.
@Tinkeringbell umm.... "little hole"???
 
@ShadowWizard cavity ;)
Or a little hole in a schedule :P
 
9:34 AM
@Tinkeringbell ohh thought it's something the coworker said.
 
@ShadowWizard No, the desk worker at the dentist said this ;)
 
Now see you said "assistant", i.e. dentist assistant.
@Tinkeringbell yeah ^
 
dentistant
 
@ShadowWizard sometime I do
 
9:37 AM
:)
 
Rob
@rene I always thought aaarrggghhhhh was the Optometrist, not the Dentist
 
Rob
 
Rob
You didn't see that coming, see your Doctor ...
Oh wait, you can't ...
😃
 
9:41 AM
Any bets when the blog logo will break again? I bet on three months from now, i.e. during April. ;)
They do it in such a complicated way, that it just ought to break at some point.
 
in real 6-8 weeks, unfortunately...
 
Rob
Don't miss your dental appointment, you'll become a meme
 
hello! Is anybody having the newsletter marked as spam by gmail? I have most of them recently
 
@fedorqui of what site?
No repro with MSE newsletter.
Maybe yours contains some bad keyword(s), causing gmail to mark it as spam.
 
Rob
It probably shouldn't have happened in the first place but if you mark it as not spam it won't happen again.
 
9:49 AM
@Rob it whitelists the address?
 
@fedorqui MSO newsletter still going strong on my Gmail's inbox
though, was it the case that some emails related to Dev Survey 2019 went to Gmail's spam?
 
Rob
Often it goes on by voting. 100's of people clicked 'this is spam' before fedorqui opened their mail, so it moves it for you (same on AOL), but you can delist it. Google's settings are easy I don't think there's a specific enough setting as "whitelist address" - it's more like: don't do that, and in future it won't (unless they mark a future email as spam). AOL has more specific settings for addresses or words.
 
gmx is even more annoying
even after whitelisting SO all emails from SO land in the "possible spam" folder
even employee communications
 
:(
What's gmx?
 
bmx...
 
9:57 AM
ohh
> GMX Mail is a free advertising-supported email service provided by GMX. Users may access GMX Mail via webmail as well as via POP3 and IMAP4 protocols. Founded in 1997, GMX is a subsidiary of United Internet AG, a stock-listed company in Germany, and a sister company to 1&1 Internet and Fasthosts Internet
 
Rob
Oh, oh,🙋‍♂️ how about BMX
Too late, afk 😦
 
My car is a gold mine ... for the garage ...
 
Mastering the cat
Serving myself
EXPLOSION!
back to work
 
@ShadowWizard most of them. I am subscribed to around a dozen of newsletters and normally 3 out of 4 go through spam and keep going, no matter if I mark as not spam (cc @Rob)
 
Thinking like a cat is... scary enough :/
 
10:18 AM
 
@andmyself nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan goujasu derishasu dekaruchaa
 
10:49 AM
@rene lol... so why not a new car?
@andmyself umm.... do we want to ask for details? :P
@fedorqui really weird then. :/
 
11:03 AM
@ShadowWizard I can't... but maybe preventing a cat haunting a girl was something that couldn't be helped...
 
11:27 AM
@andmyself let me guess.... related to Anime?
 
/人◕-‿‿-◕人\ ?
 
@Derpy Kyubey?
@SmokeDetector k
 
@Rob You can whitelist an address using filters.
 
@fedorqui ^
I use filters only to assign Labels
 
11:38 AM
I use filters to disable my spam filter altogether...
 
lol
@Mithrandir So you get all the Viagra stuff to your inbox??
3
I just let Google do its thing and make sure to check the spam once in a while.
 
It feels to me like this is pure name calling: meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/379191/… - sanity check?
 
@Magisch yeah. Flagged.
 
@ShadowWizard thanks! Good one @Mithrandir, I will give it a try
 
@SmokeDetector k
 
12:11 PM
@Magisch Aye, flagged
 
Joke #1:
Q: How many wackos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It never needed changed!
Joke #2:
Q: How many members of the school board does it take to cancel school?
A: Please see Joke #1
 
Recursion?
 
No... the answer to joke #2 is the same as that for joke #1... lol
 
I implemented recursive XML parsing and generation in a PhP model earlier this month
still shudder from that. It works so far but oh god if it doesnt I have no earthly clue how to fix it
 
eww sounds.... recursively recursive.
 
12:24 PM
Recursive parsing? I understand recursive generation, but parsing?
 
just a single user?
 
StreamParsing XML maybe...
 
almost chokes on sandwich What's wrong with that name, unless it's spam associated
 
Have been limiting myself to only flag abbussive/offensive user profiles/names lately
 
12:30 PM
@FreezePhoenix yeah, spam.
 
@FreezePhoenix I'm a lazy git and the XML I have to parse can go up to 80 nests deep
 
can't do the deletion myself, and if I were to report any single diet/weddingdress/insurance/car/etc reseller....
 
I heard there's a button "don't press!" For mods...
(typing on phone sux :x
 
@andmyself yep, all it does is sending a ping to Shog.
 
12:47 PM
@ShadowWizard I don't get any of it.
 
.... and I will probably avoid using Mith claim to perform a Critical Edge against Shadow.
 
@Derpy ?
 
nothing, was just thinking about how to use your reply to make poor Shadow feel guilty :P
 
Database comparison test with one query with 220 joins (not actually a joke) and many nested statements and complications vs another with ~140 joins and a few less complicated statements. Both are expected to return just over 8.7 million records.
Bets on how long it takes?
 
Longer than this meeting I'm in?
 
12:54 PM
... if it's good code < 1 minutes
 
@Magisch 6 to 8
 
first query is clocking in at 8500 lines :D
 
The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 by the House of Plantagenet, rulers of the Kingdom of England, against the French House of Valois, over the right to rule the Kingdom of France. Each side drew many allies into the war. It was one of the most notable conflicts of the Middle Ages, in which five generations of kings from two rival dynasties fought for the throne of the largest kingdom in Western Europe. The war marked both the height of chivalry and its subsequent decline, and the development of strong national identities in both countries. Tensions between...
 
@Derpy I already feel guilty for confusing poor @Mithrandir :P
 
You feel guilty of confusing people?
 
12:57 PM
Sure
 
@ShadowWizard since you both wonder.... I was planning something similar to...
> Different browsing histories often dovetail to different amount of received e-mail spam.
Had you been a polite pony instead, you would just receive Hasbro spam.
 

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