@Tinkeringbell Says the system

Believe me, we tried

But the blue name content is too high

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ Hmmm.

Are you saying I talk too much? :P

Your words, not mine

If I said anything stupid in the following minutes, it's because Prednisolone is busy ruining my stomach at the moment

:(

That's never fun. Everything else still going okay-ish?

Is using this (the metaphorical variant) in a comment rude?

Awesomish

@rene The metaphorical variant is "pissing match"?

Either way, it's not rude but it shouldn't be in a comment

okay, thanks

Rude is when it's directed at someone. Which means it's probably rude too.

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ no, that is a contest you don't want to have anything directed at you ...

@Tinkeringbell Hey, I have the army of clones with shotguns. :p

@PrincessLuna I thought I told you not to clone the shotgun too :P

Pff

What would I need 600 clones for if they didn't have shotguns too?!

Cannon fodder...

Shooting ponies at other ships you mean? evil stare

No, hiding behind 600 of them when other ships start firing at us of course!

Princess shield?

Honestly. How am I supposed to get a mutiny going in here if people don't even know what cannon fodder and shanghaiing is!

But that'd decrease the number of possible future Disney projects

Please tell me y'all do know the difference between port and starboard?

A port is mostly rectangular while the star board is nonexistent on smaller screens

@Loong How dare you good sir, my GPA was 4.9.

@Loong Well, I first asked for volunteers, there was only @PrincessLuna. Then I tried shanghaiing people but PrincessLuna opposed to that.. so now I'm stuck with 600 pony clones and a stowaway @Bart.

@Loong Grand Prix Ass-kicking

@Tinkeringbell Any kind of @Bart is better than no @Bart

@Loong I'm blaming one of the pony clones, I just haven't figured out which. They're hard to distinguish!

I still have a jar of dirt though.

@Loong Throw it overboard and re-e-clone it

put em in a bed with the captain's daughter!

@Tinkeringbell I never said I was opposed to it. But you were slowwwww

@Loong Gone? Can't you see there's 603 bottles of rum here?

@PrincessLuna Hey, it takes time to feed people enough alcohol so that you can safely shanghai em!

No, you're just doing it wrong.

Wrong? I read the wikipedia page AND saw a documentary... who are you to accuse me of doing it wrong!

Virtually knitting your country's flag is harder than it looks.

@Tinkeringbell I AM THE META PRINCESS!!!

Besides, it's easy. Watch this

@Mithrandir Honestly... party pooper. We need a pirate flag! Not a country one :P

that's next :P

@PrincessCelestia you, join our quest to unchartered territory

See?

Too many ponies!

Easy :p

Can I get some cavalry? I already have the horses, apparently!

Sure, why not!

summons 500 generic cavalry soldiers

Hmmm. We might need to change plans then. From sailing towards uncharted territory to conquering a new colony?

Probably half the cavalry (at least) will die during the trip otherwise.

Sure. How many space ships do you want for that?

I'm not going to take horses into space... that'd be animal abuse (unless we're talking meat and supplies).

o-o

Hate you too keyboard xd

Aight, but I'm technically not a pony :p

So, I'm going to leave the cavalry behind to go on a crusade. I still wanna sail and go see uncharted territory.

What will Derpy make of your conversation?

I'll come with you on one condition: the parrot is not allowed to poop in my hair.

Oh, wait a few minutes. As soon as we'll start swearing like proper sailors they'll turn up and say it's uncouth :P

@Tinkeringbell Uncharted territory is always full of mosquitoes as big as your cavalry

You're assuming responses now?!

How uncouth!!

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ That's why we have laser cannons instead of regular cannons :>

@Mithrandir That's cool. I promise I'll take a good pruning too, before actually starting the trip (ergo: I'm going to take a shower, brb) :P

heh

@PrincessLuna What unstated rule says lasers can shoot flying targets better?

@Tinkeringbell Make up your mind >.< First you want cavalry, then you don't want cavalry... It's not easy summoning 500 cavalry soldiers you know!!

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ because the laser also works as a guide for seeking missiles that track onto hostile entities when not manually targeted

ooh technobabble

Well, yeah

Techno? Well it's more like an Indie movie setting

And that didn't use to mean such a bad thing before

You don't think I'd go into unchartered territory without homing missiles, do you?!

@PrincessLuna Homing missiles? How do you know they work against the new enemy?

Maybe one without heat signatures, totally invisible, ranged, flying, and underwater.

All at the same time

That's uncharted territory beasts right there. Flying under water.

Giphy is still blocked

xd

Mirrored through imgur for you

Pretty sure there are magic proof creatures in a magical world

That's why we release replicators!

GAAA JUST TALK SO IT'D SCROLL OFF

heh

Oh wait, mouse moved. Porkchat to the rescue

Regretting mentioning that it was blocked? ;)

Not all gifs are not inequal.

uBlock -> zapper mode. Or just ignore Princess Luna.

@PrincessLuna I'm keeping the cavalry... They're on crusade now :)

oh, right

I always forget to hide oneboxes xd

@Tinkeringbell Mmf.. Fine. Just don't ruin the adve-... where did the clones go?

I think they snuck of with the cavalry

magic be gone

now

almost

kinda

at least

But it's gone about now

poof

i can just collapse the onebox

You seem to be assuming a FullHD monitor oriented horizontally ... and you're still off by a few lines.

0.o

@Tinkeringbell Okay then. I guess shanghaiing is better

@JohnDvorak since rene said almost, that's a fair assumption

also he seems to assume page zoom of at least 100%

oh well

...I was wrong, I'm not done with the accessibility tag quite yet :P

cv-pls duplicate: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/82910/… (@rene)

@SonictheInclusiveHedgehog do you have dupe for that formatting question that is in there as well?

@rene The only thing that documents it is the help page. Unfortunately, there is no general markdown faq. (But feel free to add the general "FAQ for Stack Exchange sites".)

hmm, ok

got to pack, taxi will be here in 2 hours

Hm. What would get you a +2 on an answer?

if you accepted said answer and it was your question

you'd get +2, assuming it wasn't your answer

an un-downvote would do it too

Undownvote makes sense