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user202362
1:44 AM
Are orange cats fatter than other breeds?
 
user202362
Never thought of that ...
 
2:02 AM
@Shog9 Well, they'd need even more work.
@Telkitty Since when is 'orange' a breed?
 
user202362
orange is a short hand for orange tabby
 
user202362
 
More like Orange Fatty amirite
 
user202362
I sense your anger management issue lately @wal are everything not under control?
 
user202362
garbage trucks break down sometimes, that I understand
 
user202362
2:09 AM
but usually they get fixed usually ... unless they are beyond repair ...
 
or they are... trashed
 
 
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user202362
4:56 AM
If I put myself out for hire as a 1337 tr011, how much do you think I would able to charge?
 
user202362
Talent page doesn't have guide for 1337 tr011s
 
It's a priceless talent.
 
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 8 mins ago, by Brock Adams
Still needs flags after over an hour: https://stackapps.com/questions/7472/what-is-retrofit-sample
 
user202362
Priceless as in ... price less .. less to the point of 0?
 
user315433
status-gone
 
5:26 AM
You're a lee.. I mean, 1337 tr011 when you can inspire people like InspiroBot
 
5:42 AM
Perhaps this is the place to ask another. Why do SE's fonts make my clues look like dues and my corns look like coms?
Life is full of good looking but dumb fonts.
 
@humn bad eyesight, bad fonts on your computer? I can see the difference and my eyesight is not stellar (should perhaps wear glasses) but a small picture might help gauge whether the problem is technical or physiological
 
I found glasses that show every pixel. Still not satisfied. I know how to solve problems but fret for others who don't have the chance.
My problems are a walk in the park compared to those I edit for.
And for whom I try to take a stand.
These are lovely fonts, just not completely functional.
Think I'll change my usr name to whinr.
 
user202362
6:00 AM
I have 2nd thought about getting hired as 1337 tr011 - I have already been bullied, mistreated & violated as it is by the internet. Sweet kitteh should not be adopted by people who are known to abuse cats.
 
@Telkitty well, the last sentence is true. I approve (literally).
 
(Thnk I'll next change my usr nam to ferl kittn. The patio is a mess from one after another, each duly veterinarianed, but what a mess.)
(Just to be gratuitously graphic, there are pieces of fur and furniture everywhere out there.)
(That belonged at Bulwer-Lytton SE, not here, . . . . .)
 
6:57 AM
buh someone thinks MSE is Linkedin support forum.... plz close/delete @rene @Bart
gulp gulp gulp
 
Think I'll change my usr nm to SmokeDet...
Thought it was an automaton, but no? There's someone behind the curtain?
. . . no need to rise to that bait . . . live and learn.
. . . guess that's why I came here, to peek behind the curtain. Is there a meta meta meta SE/SO chat room?
Don't make me find out the hard way.
And also, don't worry, I don't care about fonts enough to pursue the bitter end. Yet I do care a lot.
And yes, I know how to make my browser put up whatever font works best for each purpose. And, again, most readers don't have a chance.
Can't believe these strokes are coming from my fingers, but the Microsoft-internal fonts seem to work pretty well.
Those M$holes have so much figured out while feeding the outside world a load of ms___.
 
7:52 AM
@JNat cross site spammer. three spam posts on one of the sites just now.
 
 
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10:26 AM
@ShadowWizard gone
 
@JNat thanks!
 
10:46 AM
Productive day for Paweł... :)
 
That's a great version!
 
80's space rock
@humn Do you know of another version of it? I only know the original
Trippy but I love it
 
@cazc_941 , To tell the truth, I only recognize it from tabloid reviews. But I know a good version when I hear one.
 
My speakers needed that. Neighbrs didn't. Cops weren't. Took a few clicks, though.
Only tangentially related to meta on the meta, during a dull moment. A Song about an instrument:
 
Alright well, at least I think I know @Sha.
And Smokey
 
11:52 AM
@humn remind me to listen to this later, just left for work and I really need to stop using data for music lol
That's why I bought a 200GB SD card
Current phone
 
12:06 PM
@humn didn't realize you were new to SE. welcome 😊
 
@M.A.R. oh hey! Who are you?
 
@ShadowWizard i is neew to this forum
 
user202362
from humn's song preference, I don't think whoever using that account is new to SE
 
Chat user since June 19
 
Are you the boss here ????????? @Sha
 
user202362
12:10 PM
share wizard
 
@cazc_941 how do you know the computer's not the one lying?
 
I have been around longer than most
Sorta
 
@Telkitty auto correct wizard
 
@cazc_941 , thank you for making me feel welcome. I was born 100 years old, almost that long ago.
 
@Shog9 night be the only one in here with more seniority than me
Aha, not quite
Close though
 
12:13 PM
@M.A.R. oh my... but this ain't any forum! -1
If you call this place forum you'll suffer the wrath of downvotes, Mr. @M.A.R.
@M.A.R. I'm the boss's boss's boss's [...] boss!
 
user202362
de boss of interweb
 
user202362
 
Huh, avatar didn't update on network profile.
 
May 17 at 21:03, by Gerry
With the obvious exception of Shog, @Shadow is the oldest chat user among the certified taverners, while @M.A.R is the newest.
So, @M.A.R. you're right, you are indeed new :D
 
@ShadowWizard my account is older than yours, although I haven't come here in a long time
 
user202362
12:16 PM
longest user, not the oldest user
 
Nice rep though, whew
 
user202362
We were young men together.
 
Old soldiers never die
 
user202362
I could imagine shog saying that to shadow 10 years later
 
@cazc_941 yup, so according to @Walt you're not certified Taverner. ;)
@Telkitty I'm not that long, pardon you. Only 180 cm.
(178 cm to be picky, but I love to add 2 to make it look nice. ;))
 
12:24 PM
He's Walt now?
Slightly confusing
@ShadowWizard 180 if we count the shoes
Also HA HA HA shorty!
mocking @Sha
 
@M.A.R. right! I forgot how smart you are. :-D
Smart enough to avoid the Den, too. :P
But no worry, Den got fresh meat these days. :D
 
Well, I was actually happy that I got 46 pings. Made me feel important
 
@M.A.R. not with @Disney, they're a great couple. ;)
 
@ShadowWizard so I was gone long enough that I missed one/some of Gerry's new names? That's gotta be an achievement
 
@M.A.R. yup, Guero. It lasted for 18 days.
Still not sure how he manage to bypass the 30 days name rate limit, but oh well.
@M.A.R. let me know before your next leave and it will be 460. ;)
 
12:35 PM
@ShadowWizard account merge?
 
@M.A.R. nah, think he said he just change the name in a newly created account then it goes to all sites, but wasn't able to reproduce.
 
user202362
12:51 PM
@ShadowWizard he has been looking suspicious to me for a long time
 
user202362
it could 'she'
 
@Telkitty or a tuna disguising as human
 
user202362
good thinking!
 
Looks like an SCP
 
user202362
12:54 PM
I love tuna - lightly cooked, served with wasabi & soy sauce
 
user202362
 
@Telkitty after being forced to eat it for 3 years during army service, I can hardly even look at tuna... :(
 
user202362
Oo :(
 
): oO
 
user202362
at least you have been getting healthy diet ... kinda
 
12:58 PM
@Telkitty not really... it came with some horrible glowing drink powder:
It was canned powder. Adding water, you got a drink.
It was actually glowing!
lol
Maybe @Oded also drank it... :D
And it was to choose between this and stale water which taste like sand.
(actually, with sand.)
 
user202362
I actually drank sandy water when doing multi-day hikes before
 
user202362
I wonder whether I would feel full eating enough sand, lol
 
@Telkitty not sure what happens to the sand inside the body, but can say for sure it's not satisfying any hunger.... ;)
 
not really about feeling full or not, but...
eating sand?
 
lol
People can eat weirder things
e.g. sock.
Also knew someone who used to eat chalks back at school.... o_O
 
user202362
1:08 PM
chalk can be harmful
 
And that's called pica! =P
 
Well, he lived.
 
oops, wrong quote
 
Pica is characterized by an appetite for substances that are largely non-nutritive, such as ice (pagophagia); hair (trichophagia); paper (xylophagia); drywall or paint; metal (metallophagia); stones (lithophagia) or soil (geophagia); glass (hyalophagia); or feces (coprophagia); and chalk. According to DSM-IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition) criteria, for these actions to be considered pica, they must persist for more than one month at an age where eating such objects is considered developmentally inappropriate, not part of culturally sanctioned practice a...
huh! Learned that term just now. Thanks!
 
> ‘It doesn’t taste good, it tastes exactly like chalk, but I like the texture,’ she said.
 
1:10 PM
@jadarnel27 and how a disorder of eating only brown things is called? ;-)
 
no pica for blood?
 
@ShadowWizard No problem! I learned it from my wife, who occasionally has patients that suffer from this disorder.
 
@Disney blood is digestible and nutritive.
 
vampire sure is healthy
 
yup
Drinking animals blood is even legal.
 
1:12 PM
@ShadowWizard It's been rejected from the DSM so far, but I'm working on it.
 
@jadarnel27 cheers! Wait... what your wife is doing, exactly? o_o
@jadarnel27 hehe, May the Brown be With You!
 
@ShadowWizard She's a nurse who works primarily with patients who have neurological problems.
 
oh wait, there is something. @Dis
Hematophagy (sometimes spelled haematophagy or hematophagia) is the practice by certain animals of feeding on blood (from the Greek words αἷμα haima "blood" and φάγειν phagein "to eat"). Since blood is a fluid tissue rich in nutritious proteins and lipids that can be taken without great effort, hematophagy has evolved as a preferred form of feeding for many small animals, such as worms and arthropods. Some intestinal nematodes, such as Ancylostomids, feed on blood extracted from the capillaries of the gut, and about 75 percent of all species of leeches (e.g., Hirudo medicinalis), a free-living...
Though not a disorder.
 
Welp.
 
@jadarnel27 ouch... and she bring stories back home sometimes? :)
 
1:18 PM
@ShadowWizard Haha yeah, pretty interesting stuff!
 
@ShadowWizard of course. Also came is sachets.
 
1:36 PM
Right now, I'm eating some chocolate and I can't quite decide whether it's delicious or not.
Is chocolate supposed to be delicious?
 
user202362
depends on your taste
 
@jadarnel27 tell her to look out if one of the patients laughs a lot and has a purple coat
 
@M.A.R. Better than tasteless chocolate?
 
Is that a thing?
 
@M.A.R. I will make sure she keeps an eye out for shifty characters like that.
 
1:40 PM
Related fact; butterflies' feet is 200 times a better tongue . . . tongues than human tongue
Dunno how they measured how they taste things, but a fact nugget is only delicious when shared
Now I want a nugget
@jadarnel27 shittily shifty
Shiftily shitty is Harvey Dent
 
@M.A.R. such nugget?
15
Q: How do I use a shit nugget?

AssylumWhen you go to the toilet, there is a mini game where you can press out a shit nugget and use it to attack your enemies. In one of the first fights, I was unable to use it though. So how exactly do you use the turd nugget during a fight?

it's a disorder, you know.
Go treat yourself! :D
 
I wouldn't even want to know why the words the stick of truth and shit nugget are rammed together
 
now you know
 
No I don't
 
Yes you do
 
1:51 PM
You have to stick the truth
 
Truth is Sticky.
 
2:21 PM
@Walt don't think the question is spam
crap, maybe, but not spam...
 
user315433
It's a setup for that answer.
 
user315433
I'm not buying the idea that the OP just posted such a specific question on a totally unrelated site, and then a spammer just happened to come along an hour later.
 
Sounds like we've got all the spam we can eat, while the Israeli army is stuck eating tuna. We should share.
3
 
Solid White Albacore or Chunk Light (catfood)?
 
Both are delicious w/ relish in a sandwich
 
user202362
2:31 PM
 
@Walt turns out both came from the same IP, so... Clearly coincidence
Probably just asked his co-worker for help
 
user202362
saw similar thing in backyard, not sure it's an owl or a frogmouth
 
@Shog9 oh this was years ago.... the army advanced since then.
 
tuna with relish... what is this, war-time London?
 
Advanced to sardines, I hope
 
2:33 PM
mako.co.il/pzm-magazine/Article-ea513c72f5af541006.htm (sorry didn't find English version, you can translate with Google)
 
@ShadowWizard army food is meant to be terrible
the faster you win, the faster you can get home to decent food
 
user202362
Waiting for a headline on news: fat woman join army to lose weight
 
lol
> In the coming months, a vegetarian dish containing soy and rice pieces is expected to be added to the menu, which includes rice and meat, such as shawarma, chunks of chicken, beef patties or beef strips.
> And the food industry is also examining a combination of standing soup, lunch, and a one-time heating system that allows the food to be heated quickly in space conditions, without the need for electricity or a fire. Once he gets the dish he will put the meal in the set to the heating set, fill The little water, and wait ten minutes for heating food, "explained Major Bader.
no more tuna!
 
I had to read the first sentence a couple times...
 
2:38 PM
Oh, and of course back when I was there, we had actual spam to eat. /cc @Shog
@Andy hmm? Why?
(it's just Google Translate of part of that article)
 
Because on first read, it looks like they are adding a vegetarian dish which includes rice and meat...
not that the menu already includes that
 
@ShadowWizard kosher spam?
 
ROFL.... yeah, guess so!!!!!1!!1!! :D
Either you really liked it, or really really disliked it.
That was the only meat we had in field, and on Sunday in the base as lunch.
Luckily in other days we had real meat.
People took it home for their pets...
 
They must have hated their pets
 
@Oded were you קרבי?
@JourneymanGeek actually most said their pets loved it.... :D
 
2:49 PM
@ShadowWizard I've used those little MRE heating pouches. More warm than hot, but not bad.
 
@Shog9 how come? Travels?
 
@ShadowWizard that does not look like actual spam
 
@Shog9 it tastes like spam. Or crap. Not sure to this day. ;)
I get bad taste in my mouth when just thinking back how it tasted like. lol
 
@ShadowWizard חובש קרבי
 
@Oded nice!
So you also ate tuna and "luf"?
(in field, or sundays)
 
2:52 PM
The making of actual Spam is a lot more involved than folks give it credit for. Easy to end up with canned meat that's dry / rubbery / soggy...
 
Though I later got transferred to Tel Hashomer.
 
@Oded קל"ב! :P
 
user202362
bear grill should open restaurants
 
@ShadowWizard took me ages to understand that "Lof" (though everyone calls it "Loof") actually means... Meat loaf.
 
@Oded whaat?? wait... right! one never stop learning :D
 
2:54 PM
@ShadowWizard relatively. I started in שריון
 
So those who named it were just super lazy.
 
I love cats! I've neutered and spayed them for their own supposed good.
 
Which stands for... שבת ראשונה יוצאים והיתר נשארים
 
"How shall we call a loaf of meat? Hmm... hmm.... lof, of course!"
 
Now I'm running out of them.
 
2:55 PM
@Oded hehehe, I was my whole service (and to this day actually) in תותחנים.... which are... תמיד נטחנים! So we're even. ;)
How you manged to escape?! ;)
@humn running out of cats?
 
Bad joke, rescue it.
 
@Telkitty and @bjb568 won't be happy to hear that. ^ :D
 
@ShadowWizard פרופיל...
 
@Oded oh, right. Got a cut in your toenail? ;-)
 
Or something
 
2:57 PM
lol
Well, there are indeed some real cases, I admit. :)
And your rank? סמל?
@Oded when moving to the UK, you were able to stop reservation service officially?
 
@ShadowWizard I called them beforehand, not that they did anything about it - kept calling me up (my mom got scared). Took them a couple of years to transfer me to the "abroad" list. I am a סמ"ר
 
heh. Luckily that dosen't happen here
Sometimes they forget to add you back to the active list tho
 
user202362
people can't be wild at heart, by definition, a human can only be feral at heart after has been domesticated
 
Tarzan
 
@Oded no arrest warrant?
 
3:07 PM
Naw. They consult the records and see who is actually not in the country.
 
oh, that's surprising. :)
 
user315433
> TFW a book bought for tips to improve your product uses your product as the example to learn from.("Look no further than @stackoverflow...") pic.twitter.com/tI8bjAIt7u -- Jay Hanlon
 
user202362
how many cats do you have @humn?
 
user315433
Twitter Teams is the most confusing social media feature I ever dealt with, and most prone to embarrassing mistakes. Never again. #toooldforthisshit
 
user315433
3:26 PM
A certain Will bought the domain idownvotedbecau.se
 
user315433
With a code of conduct and stuff.
 
user202362
 
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Q: I downvoted you because

WillWhat did you do? I made a free thing. http://idownvotedyoubecause.com/ It's not specifically targeted at Stack Overflow, or at the other Stack Exchange websites, but I made the thing because I wanted to use it on Stack Overflow. I'm posting it here because you can use it on SO, as well as ever...

 
@Telkitty , One cat who has survived the rigors and is sleeping between my careful toes right now.
Many others who dip into the food and water dishes.
 
user315433
Ah, Stack Apps is one of the few SE sites I do not follow.
 
user315433
3:34 PM
I like the new domain name more. "Downvoted you" goes opposite to the message that we vote on posts, not on people.
 
user315433
> When I’ve joked about coworkers being hit by a bus, I’ve always imagined something more like a Greyhound. -- johndcook.com/blog/2008/09/28/programmer-hit-by-a-bus
 
user315433
What kind of bus do you imagine your coworkers being hit by?
 
USB? (but also, thank you for a belly laugh)
 
@Walt That's grounds for a network suspension if I ever heard one
 
user315433
[status-not-my-fault] stackexchange.com/filters does not include Stack Apps.
 
3:39 PM
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user202362
why hit by a bus not a garbage truck
 
I'm rather smitten by music. "When it hits you feel no pain." -- Bob Marley
 
user202362
I mean, you might walk away unscratched after hit by a bus ... so why not make sure certain amount of damage by arrange a garbage truck instead?
 
Sometimes you catch the bus.
Other times . . .
 
user202362
3:43 PM
you take out garbage bin
 
user202362
and get hit
 
Love the verbal imagery. To be trashed by a dump truck.
 
user315433
A double-decker there, too
 
@ShadowWizard needs one more delete vote
 
user202362
3:49 PM
you could be chasing a garbage truck with your bin and it reversed to hit you
 
@Walt Hmm, fair. And buggy
 
user315433
I think it's by-design because Stack Apps is not a Q&A site. Area 51 is not included either (although its meta is)
 
user315433
More specifically, Area 51 Meta is implicitly included in "All metas", but it's not selectable directly.
 
user202362
have not had sushi for a really long time
 
@Telkitty And this morning just happens to be pickup day. Time to go bark at some backloaders.
@Telkitty , Is "sushi" one of your kitties' names?
 
user202362
4:00 PM
I had a friend who has a cat named sushi
 
user202362
Android studio froze my pc, time 4 bed ...
 
Pleasant dreams, @Telkitty. Thank you for asking about my cat(s).
 
user315433
4:37 PM
You are assuming that's what it was, @spaff - might have been you deleting a question. Deleting questions can cause one to fall into the ban. — Oded ♦ 21 hours ago
 
user315433
Can it, really?
 
user315433
Well, sometimes.
 
user315433
> The one exception involves deleting a question right after someone posts an answer to it. meta.stackoverflow.com/a/311812
 
My cat turns 19 on Canada day
 
4:58 PM
\o/
 
5:24 PM
/w\
 
{x}
 
Interpersonal skills seems kinda... useless. Like just do whatever, if people think you’re strange then so be it.
3
 
Yeah, good advice.
 
user315433
 
user315433
5:35 PM
Top tag so far: friends
 
user315433
I wish people wouldn't flag misformatted answers as VLQ, so they get auto-downvoted after someone pushes Ctrl-K.
 
user315433
Or maybe that downvoting behavior has outlived its usefulness.
 
user315433
6:14 PM
 
user315433
Three pages described as "contact us", all three different.
 
7:16 PM
@Walt /s
 
user315433
7:59 PM
Geoff Dalgas went on his Mid-Life Adventure, complete with a dedicated .blog domain.
 
user315433
His route avoids all states that I ever lived in. Can't blame him.
 
8:30 PM
@Shog9 how many hours per month would you say you spend drafting lengthy meta posts?
 
:shrug:
 
That's not criticism; I'm just curious.
 
depends on the month, the topic, my mood...
I generally write very quickly; the cost in terms of time is mostly research which doesn't necessary correlate with the eventual length
 
@Shog9 , Is that Logo lingo?
 
¯_(ツ)_/¯
 
8:36 PM
Guess a shrug is just a shrug sometimes.
:variable: is Logo lingo to me.
:it allows for multiple words without hyphens:
Even then it's not universal. Nerd out.
 
user315433
Feature request: disable backslash-escape behavior in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
user315433
@humn Emoticon codes like :rolleyes: :unsure: :blink: etc were used for years on various platforms, I can't trace there origin but likely it's not Logo. gbatemp.net/help/smilies
 
Thank you for going there! Take my word for it, though, it was BBN (Bolt, Beranek and Newman?) Logo.
 
/me pets
 
(spelling errors galore)
 
 
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