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7:00 PM
No fair, employees can comment on deleted posts but I can't reply back
 
Ah. So I asked @JNat to poke Pops about this a couple days ago. @bluefeet TL;DR: Charcoal (the people responsible for SmokeDetector) have set up a project to flag spam automatically. We've been in communication with Pops about expanding that in a couple ways, but haven't heard from him since he responded to an email we sent a couple months back, and don't appear to be able to get hold of him in chat (TL or via superpings).
 
Or any other CM who will comment
 
@Stijn Sure you can. ;-)
 
Or even a "we have no time atm"
In essence, this:
@TimPost It's just that, I can handle being told no, I can handle being told "No time atm", but when a inquiry goes unanswered for two months, not even a faint "we're talking about it but no news yet" and if someone 4 months ago said next week or sometime somethings coming, and nothing yet. It gives off the vibe that you guys aren't just decked in work and have no air, but that you're trying to make entirely too patient people go away by ignoring them until they stop caring. — Magisch 10 mins ago
I'm not an admin on charcoal so this is my opinion alone
The admins are very patient, I'm not as blessed with that virtue
 
@JonEricson like this I can :p wanted to say thanks, and also explain why I deleted it
 
7:02 PM
Yeah, might be worth stepping away for 5, @Magisch, go get some air or a cuppa or something
 
@Stijn Sure thing.
 
I shall
 
@DavidPostill Well just zoom in, duh. See? Totally readable! — Jason C 13 mins ago
Nothing wrong with a lil Tetris
 
I've been sitting on this idea for over two years. It's relatively easy, but not a huge return on investment. The #1 thing I hope for if we can hire a PM for Q&A is a focus on prioritization. We have enough ideas already for decades of work, but not all of them are going to be worth doing.
 
good PMs are hard to find, way harder even than good developers
I've yet to encounter a good PM
 
7:08 PM
I'm also stuck doing election announcements and Census badges by hand. I'm going to go nuts soon.
 
@JonEricson the latter, at least, must be automatable. Script it, if nothing else - stick the profile URLs in a JS array, then loop through and ping the award URL for each one
 
@ArtOfCode I copy and paste a bunch of URLs into a text box. That's not a problem. The problem is I need to clean up the data first. I have a soft heart and am awarding people the badge if they put their email in rather than their profile link.
 
@JonEricson Thought about farming all the boring parts of CM work (vote invalidations, election announcements, etc) out to grunts low paid workers or volunteers, like a step between mod and CM?
 
@JonEricson: Could you poke around and look for a reason why we have the following issue on TeX - LaTeX?
 
I'm sure a few thousand people would be willing and trustworthy enough to do that for free
 
7:12 PM
@Magisch The system takes care of most vote invalidations, FWIW
 
Any work off the CMs plate would be good, no?
 
@JonEricson probably also automatable, but now we're getting into territory where it probably takes just as long to automate as to do manually...
 
I mean you're probably queasy about giving volunteers too much access to PII, but you could have them sign a contract for that
 
@ArtOfCode The work on Charcoal has come up several times, but I'm not super involved in those discussions. I'll say that the lack of response isn't because we are ignoring you guys. It might be that we don't have any updates.
 
It's what curse and co do with their site administration
 
7:14 PM
@ArtOfCode I have it semi-automated. But I really need to do a sanity check.
 
@JonEricson the inbox notification for that badge should mention something about blood, sweat, tears, and a whole bunch of love
 
@ArtOfCode I know JNat poked Pops recently, so you should get some feedback
 
@bluefeet Sure, no worries - it's just a little disconcerting to go a couple months without feedback, even if the feedback is "no progress yet"
 
@Werner Looks like m0sa is looking at it. I'd probably poke him on that anyway. I'm not a dev.
 
@bluefeet that sentiment has come up a few times the past weeks, and I think the What features did the Community Team ... posts will have a big impact on improving that
 
7:16 PM
@JonEricson Thanks... I don't know who to poke, or keep poking.
 
@ArtOfCode yep, I get that.
 
@Shog9 that sounds like a fun badge :)
 
heh...
 
@Magisch Election announcements can't be farmed out since there's a "award a diamond" step. They also aren't a huge burden unless, like me, you are allergic to manual labor. (Again, I've got a time-saving workflow, but it really could be automated in the system itself.)
 
@JonEricson Why can't they be farmed out?
Essentially you'd be looking for trustworthy contracted volunteers
Curse farms out site administration all the time
 
7:18 PM
@Magisch I barely trust myself to award diamonds.
 
@JonEricson Really?
 
@Magisch that's kinda where we started here. Didn't used to do announcements for elections, beyond what's on the election page itself; if folks wanted an announcement, they posted it.
 
I'd wager you could find multiple hundred people that you could put under contract that would jump at the opportunity to do this for free
 
Then we got a bunch of folks complaining that they didn't have an official announcement, so I started doing them.
Which just goes to prove, "never listen to complaints"
 
I mean at the core of your workload problem is that you dont trust strangers with employee privileges
I get that
But in essence you could, have your lawyer draw up an intimidating and strict contract
 
7:21 PM
I mean, in theory, there's no reason we have to do 'em - the data is public, anyone can run the election and figure out who won, and folks usually do that anyway
 
I dont mean just elections
A lot of the day-to-day grunt work
Like invalidating votes
 
THAT, I'm hopeful on
 
I bet you guys get pinged for every serial voter flag
 
been working on some nifty tools that should be fit for moderator use in the near future. Gotta be a bit careful though, since if I don't get the right restrictions in place an inexperienced moderator could really make a mess.
 
Why not just farm that out to volunteers you make go through an application process?
 
7:21 PM
@Magisch Like I said earlier, the system does most of that. We get a handful of reports from all over the network to take care each day, if that many :)
 
is there some A day in the life of a CM we can read?
 
You're some of the brightest people the internet can produce, surely you can all automate grunt work
 
Jan 7 '14 at 18:27, by Shog9
9AM: Drinking coffee
10AM: Drinking coffee and making embarrassingly-clueless replies to overnight pings
11AM: typing
12PM: pacing
1PM: typing
2PM: typing
3PM: pacing
3:15PM: more coffee
4PM: pacing *furiously*
5PM: typing
6PM: cooking
7PM: reading
8PM: typing
9PM: cursing
10PM: sleeping while pretending to read
11PM: watching TV while pretending to sleep
12PM: FOOD
1AM: either sleep or typing
 
@Magisch Mods have tools good enough to do some of the investigation. A lot of the times we just have to sanity check and press a button.
 
@JNat Do you have a cause to require that?
Wouldn't it be easier to let mods do it and then double-check the results every so often
 
7:24 PM
@Magisch Us having to sanity check and press the button? The tools @Shog9 is working on aren't yet ready for mod usage, like he mentioned above
3 mins ago, by Shog9
been working on some nifty tools that should be fit for moderator use in the near future. Gotta be a bit careful though, since if I don't get the right restrictions in place an inexperienced moderator could really make a mess.
 
@Shog9 I'd love to have your job
8.00am - 5:30pm : develop a ERP system in msAccess
A programmers nightmare
I can't even get a tea without being told to stop wasting time and get back to work
 
@Magisch we'll use a database, but not really
 
@Stijn The backend is on mssql server 2008 at least
The application front is access
 
In unrelated news, someone made Freaky Friday into a musical.
 
@Magisch sounds like a place I worked at
 
7:28 PM
@Magisch I'm currently at a company that used to be government owned, and you can still feel the atmosphere of slacking and talking lots at the coffee corners
 
@bluefeet tbh I can't wait to get out and dodge
1 year on my apprentice contract left
 
@JonEricson will it feature Lindsay Lohan?
 
@Magisch as I was. I joined a company working on a ms access front-end with ms access backend that served about 60 users. I had to rewrite it into sql server backend with winforms front. Super fun
 
@bluefeet sounds regrettable
 
twas
 
7:33 PM
Not as regrettable as spending 3 hours moving boxes ever so slightly on a bill report so the company owner is finally satisfied
and then getting crapped on because I didn't get much further with the backend coding today
seethes quietly
 
@Magisch Before I single-handedly do it, mind if we purge those comments from JNat's post? They sort of detract from the purpose of it
 
@bluefeet do go ahead
 
Your freehand circles are both poorly rendered and grossly colored. — Will 2 hours ago
 
@Magisch thanks
 
Uh, why does chat say "2 hours ago" but the comment says "1 hour ago"?
 
7:36 PM
gremlins
 
@Stijn timezones, we are in the better one ...
 
@rene there's no place like GMT+1? :)
 
exactly
 
What is this. @bluefeet censoring posts! Meta outrage!!!!
 
You take a stand? I'll make an announcement.
 
7:39 PM
this comment deletion is fundamentally un-StackExchangian
 
@Bart I asked first!!!!
 
@bluefeet pressured innocent user into agreeing
 
@Bart cm abuse ftw
 
:D
/me imagines @Magisch covered in blue footprints
 
lol
 
7:43 PM
I was half expecting to eat a suspension when I wrote the long comment tbh
 
What is Punted in this post as opposed to Rejected?
UD is rather vague on that term. Kicked from behind, or off a bridge or To make a stupid mistake that causes oneself to lose.
 
Where?
 
@Bart linked to it
 
He's got a smudge on his glasses.
 
@rene punted just means later
 
7:48 PM
ah, thx
 
Pizza Hut #1 in my city has online ordering, but Pizza Hut #2, which is closer to my home, requires interacting with a human by means of a phone call. Decisions, decisions...
 
@Stijn #2 will probably get to you faster since it's closer
 
But ... humans ... blegh
 
but pizza...faster
 
#2 is a restaurant and doesn't do delivery, and I'm outside the delivery range for #1
so I have to drive there
 
7:52 PM
but cook dinner yourself ... tastier ....
 
screw that, call some place else
 
@rene but it's pizza tuesday :(
 
TACO TUESDAY!
 
WHO WANTS A TAKOS?
 
I wish we had Taco Bell in this country
it feels like I'm missing out on an essential part of life
 
7:53 PM
 
Oh god, love that series
 
8:19 PM
A grand total of 17 people cast "3rd choice" votes in Mathematica's two-candidate election. (Not that it matters. With two candidates it's pretty much first-past-the-post.)
 
@JonEricson how third choice with two candidates? Bug?
 
I have a vote, now I'm going to use it as well
 
@Stijn Dominos pizza in Israel let you order via app
 
@ShadowWizard that's handy :)
@JonEricson it must suck to compete with only 1 other person for the position, and lose
 
@Stijn yup there's even a countdown showing when pizza will arrive. 🍕
 
8:27 PM
@ShadowWizard I wish I'd noticed before the election so I could play with the UI. It doesn't look like anyone managed to cast three votes. Some cast a first and third, and others as second and third. Nobody tried just third (or second) alone. A few more people correctly recognized that second-place votes don't matter.
 
@JonEricson oh, thought you meant they cast three votes. So ticking the third just negates the second? Still a bug, but pretty minor. (i.e. if two candidates, show only two choices... :))
 
poor docs
 
8:44 PM
any old idiot that is about me right?
Luckily when the post enters the Documentation context the scope is broadend to any idiot I'm off the hook there
 
lol
@JonEricson is there some timeline you guys have for determining the viability of docs?
 
6 to 8 weeks, of course
 
... or some milestones to signal that it's worth pursuing?
@Stijn lol, of course.
Soon™
 
@canon We have about a year. If participation doesn't grow after we put some effort into it, we'll have to figure out what to do next. I've thought about it a bit and I think we can just stop investing in it, if it fails.
 
@JonEricson Stop investing... is that to say you'd pull the feature or let it languish?
 
8:53 PM
Another option might be to mothball the content and not allow edits and such.
In any case, we'll have a data dump so that contributions won't disappear off the face of the internet.
 
Alrighty, thanks.
 
Worth remembering that we've had tag wikis with next-to-no enhancements for years now. I'd have to say it's likely that even worst-case, Docs is gonna end up being in a better place than that.
 
What are tag wikis?
 
lol
 
Heh.
 
8:55 PM
:P
 
@Shog9 I can't remember ever finding a tag wiki useful
 
So, yeah. That's an option.
 
@Stijn yep...
Then again, we're not the 99%.
 
@Stijn hmmmm, I sometimes direct new users that ask for a tutorial to the c# tag wiki, also if they ask for C++
 
@Stijn some of them have been. But, those are relatively rare. In a lot of ways, we had an even worse story there: no clear initial goal, and then no follow-up once it became apparent which uses were actually working. So we've already done one better with Docs.
(because you can at least search Docs...)
 
8:57 PM
@Stijn There's some good stuff in the major language wikis. Python is pretty good.
 
@Shog9 I haven't looked. Is Docs.SO data available on the SEDE?
 
@canon Not yet.
Nor in the API.
 
ah
 
The database schema is still in flux.
 
It's not just one big JSON object stored in text?
 
8:59 PM
Personally, I don't think we've even hit the point where Docs' strengths are able to show; an awful lot of the features built into it are directly aimed at addressing areas where Q&A hasn't aged well: better update & versioning features, better conflict resolution, etc. That's stuff that's mostly just dead weight starting out, but becomes the opposite as topics get older.
Which suggests we can also take some lessons learned and back-port them at some point
 
@Shog9 So, even if scrapped, you can make use of some features. That's hopeful.
 
That's true too. If we don't bring the Markdown tables to Q&A, I might have to go on strike.
 
Which again hints at lampshades the big problem with trying to make any substantial improvements to Q&A at this point - there's too much history & too many users to just "try stuff" anymore, so we desperately need projects like this if we're ever going to fix some of the long-standing systemic issues with Q&A.
 
Yeah, big fan of that. Until some joker breaks page layout.
Contained horizontal scroll?
 
Nothing that can't be fixed by more nested tables
 
9:02 PM
lol
 
On my ok-that's-too-trivial-to-bring-up-with-the-team list:
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Q: Table cut off in quote

LaurelIf you quote a table, it cuts off the first character in each row: Interestingly enough, it will consume back ticks before they can become code formatting. Note that prepending any character provides a quick fix for this bug. Copy and paste this for quick testing: >method|description --...

 
Rare opportunity to chat as I get a new surface book set up for development.
 
@JonEricson any plans to ever switch to CommonMark? With balpha being involved in it
 
@Stijn is he?
 
yes, not sure of how much precisely he's involved, but he's listed on commonmark.org
 
9:06 PM
@Stijn Docs already uses it.
 
oh, cool!
(I haven't actually used Docs yet, so didn't know, sorry :p )
 
@JonEricson Man, I really dislike having method signatures in a column-based layout like that. So cramped.
 
@Stijn It's not heavily advertised even if you did use it.
@canon So, I'm not a huge fan of the Syntax and Parameters sections. Most topics don't need them and the ones that do could just shove that information in the Remarks section. We don't do anything special with those sections, so why are they special?
But bigger fish and all that.
 
@JonEricson rgr
 
I guess they get pride of place in the topic outline . . .
 
9:17 PM
For the longest time I thought Peter Mortensen was some kind of super human
still impressive!
 
@Stijn Voight-Kampff, imo.
mmm VS2017RC
 
9:32 PM
@Stijn well, yes and I like to keep him on that status.
 
@rene Wait, is Servy French? Quebecois?
 
I hope not. I hate the French ...
 
My wife is Fretalian.
 
@canon where did you conclude Servy is French?
 
@rene I skimmed your comment and saw, "you write the FR" and took that, mistakenly, to mean "French translation" rather than "Feature Request"
 
9:38 PM
Ah
I can live with blaming Servy to be French
 
I think my brain picked up the "trans" in your link and assumed it was language related
 
It is, kind of
But I'm not sure if Transifex texts are used on SO proper so that needs to be a feature first
I don't expect it to be a 6 to 8 weeks fix/feature
 
ah
 
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10:07 PM
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11:14 PM
@Stijn ah!
He edits a lot of my posts :p
 
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