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user338643
12:41 AM
Woohoo! Chat profile fixed!
 
user338643
but...wait a minute...
 
user338643
i swear I changed my name....
 
user202362
yep, things are more difficult for low rep usrs because of variety of reasons ...
 
6:36 AM
Morning @JNat
Also congratulations @JeremyBanks for getting hired at SO :)
 
Mornin'
 
And what a spammy morning it is
 
7:05 AM
Congrats @JeremyBanks :) Just to be sure, we can bribe you with waffles?
 
user202362
Lately I have been scaring people away with the question 'I might be coming your way, do you want to meet up'
 
7:26 AM
/me silently leaves chat out of fear of @Telkitty
 
user202362
/stalks in the shadow
 
10:00 AM
Thou shalt eat muffins
 
10:52 AM
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A: The Many Memes of Meta

GEOCHETMeme: Waffles. Originator: Eric Cultural Height: Late August and Early September, 2009 Background: Eric just really likes waffles, and apparently so does everyone else who has even a shred of decent humanity. Those who do not like waffles may also be Vampires and hat...

 
> Eric just really likes waffles, and apparently so does everyone else who has even a shred of decent humanity. Those who do not like waffles may also be Vampires and haters of all things pony related.
that is why, to further prove that you are a pony lover, now users are required by Celestia's Royal Decree #42.bis to specifically eat muffins and cupcakes instead that just generic sweet pastries.
 
^ fake pony alert
 
@Bart Faker? I think you are the fake hedgehog pony around here. You comparing yourself to me? Ha, you are not even good to be my fake.
(the above message was obviously taken from a quote by Shadow Pony in Ponic Adventure 2)
 
11:10 AM
"obviously"
 
@Bart forgot eyeglasses don't have thumbs and as such cannot be expected to play videogames.
 
@Derpy that's why I make them. So I don't have to play them.
 
I wonder if all those people likening themselfes to ponies know that ponies are ultimately evolved to be ridden
I for one would not enjoy being a mount
 
/me grabs popcorn
 
11:28 AM
@Magisch do you realize that the usual purpose of a small head is to be displayed on the shelves of some crazy old voodoo witch?
 
No
I'm the floating tech support smiley
My purpose is to look cheerful and give tech support
 
@Magisch Are you telling me that your purpose is to help and make people smile by looking at you?
 
@Derpy Indeed
 
@Magisch then further arguments are unneeded. You already are a pink pony too and don't yet realize it.
 
12:12 PM
(.... did this really work??)
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with email in answer, email in answer: Is it possible to travel with the need for kidney dialysis? by Fatima Roland on travel.stackexchange.com
 
user202362
12:31 PM
@Bart opc
 
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] URL in title, pattern-matching website in title: BUYCVVDUMPS.COM | verified cvv seller, legit dumps seller, top dumps vendor by goodbuyer on bitcoin.stackexchange.com
 
don't use all the salt guys. I need some for the watermelons too.
 
user202362
 
@Telkitty not planning on eating the whole melon without even slicing it up.
 
user202362
unicorns are just mutated horses with extra bone on the head
 
12:45 PM
Or donkeys with carrots strapped to their heads (^ evidence)
 
1:14 PM
@Telkitty start here and go forward.
 
Anonymous
2:06 PM
@Bart @Magisch Thanks! :) If you successfully get a waffle to my location, I'll owe you a favour.
 
user202362
Oo
 
@StackStatus Is SEDE down? http://meta.stackexchange.com/q/285622/245360
 
2:32 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Blacklisted website in answer: Change primary domain Google Free After 5 Oct 2016 by Bùi Mạnh on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
We are aware of issues on data explorer. We are working on it.
 
2:48 PM
The issue is fixed. Data explorer is back online.
 
@Telkitty it took me way too long to figure out what you were saying ... :D
 
@Bart Τеѕτіɴɡ Bart геаԁіɴɡ аЬіⅼіτіеѕ ѡіτһ һоⅿоɡгарһѕ. Ιѕ һе геаⅼⅼу а Ьоτ?
 
3:09 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Shortened URL in answer: I am about to buy a new bicycle - what should I check before I do so? by Chainz OWN on bicycles.stackexchange.com
 
3:41 PM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Is it possible to understand what R2-D2 is saying? by R2D2 on scifi.stackexchange.com
 
4:10 PM
Jay Hanlon on October 11, 2016
If you write code, you know that you’re more than a list of places where you worked or went to school. However you got to where you are now, what should matter is what you’ve built, and what you can do. Whether you're currently looking for new opportunities or not — and whether you're active on Stack Overflow or not — your Developer Story is the best way to share whatever it is that you take pride in.
 
user315433
@Feeds You're far too optimistic.
 
user315433
Yet more confusion over false spam reports with CJK characters. Wonder if this block does more harm than good, at least on SO where character encoding is an issue to be discussed.
 
4:25 PM
Argh ... is there an easy way to reorder those timeline events? All my publications apparently appear in the order I added them to the site. Not the publication order. It makes no sense.
Do I really have to set dates for each one?
 
 
1 hour later…
5:32 PM
Random photoshop
 
@Unicode This is very meaningful
Now what does it mean?
 
Tree-pencil
 
The bird seems angry at your photoshop.
Also the tree isn't responsible for the graphite.
Your background is too green.
It looks fake, not because no pencil can stand like that, but because the pencil is behind the tree but in front of the bird.
 
hmmm
fixing
 
5:49 PM
 
Is that a real pencil photoshopped in, or is that a pencil you've made from scratch?
 
Photoshopped in
This is the original
 
Coolio
 
6:19 PM
Eating cows
 
 
2 hours later…
user315433
8:01 PM
 Physics Stack Exchange Moderator Election 2016: Winners are ACuriousMind and rob.
5 candidates running for 2 seats.

 R|ACuriousMind      |Jim               |rob               |tpg2114
  |------------------+------------------+------------------+------------------
  |Alfred Centauri   |Exhausted         |Surplus           |Threshold
==============================================================================
 1|        340.000000|         61.000000|         77.000000|         79.000000
  |         94.000000|          0.000000|        122.999999|        217.000001
 
user315433
Hm. rob was #4 in 1st place votes. Got a lot of vote transfer from ACM voters, though.
 

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