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12:35 AM

> If you're writing data parsers in shell, and are not forced to because of a limited toolset, you deserve what you get. -- terdon

bjb568

Halloa

@NormalHuman SO's so slow that people reload 5 times to get the page to load?

user259867

> Here are some Stackers learning to butcher with @StackChefs. pic.twitter.com/RkwbGnkeWV -- Matt Sherman at 2:47 PM - 5 Aug 2015 via Twitter

user259867

Ugh.

bjb568

meh

James

Morning Kitty Cat

user259867

12:47 AM

I guess it's a large group of people with little need for the sites (SE) vs smaller group that is utterly dependent on the site (SO).

Braiam

@NormalHuman for some reason, the only thing I see is the frying pan...

I mean, is in the freaking middle of anything!

user259867

-1 for photo composition

user259867

> I'm 14 years old so explain things slowly to me.

Dronehinge

why r all wearing only one glove

user259867

This user's lucky that bjb's not reviewing their question ^^ /eh, unsalvageable anyway/

user259867

12:59 AM

After the flag handling change, Triage became a great way to boost helpful flag count, if you are under 3K.

Dronehinge

? would think most would still get wrongly disputed

Feeds

Careers read-only test will be happening in a few moments - we’re testing the Denver data center for about 10-15 minutes.

Tweeted by StackStatus on August 6, 2015 at 12:56 AM

user259867

Closeflags are no longer disputed by Triage, except for Looks OK outcome. meta.stackoverflow.com/a/300787

Dronehinge

oh nice

user259867

And I think Looks OK outcome on posts that should have been Unsalvageable posts isn't that common.

Dronehinge

1:04 AM

the vlq flag "should be improved" disputed should be removed too, that's huge problem for hiq'ers

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user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu-spam

user259867

timehop Three years ago today: How to exit the VIM editor? by jclancy on stackoverflow.com

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449248 views

Dronehinge

@Dronehinge guess it would result in uncompleted flags though, but we could send them to close queue where they probably belong to solve that

user259867

1:09 AM

@bluefeet: I'm not a huge fan of pinning accepted answers in the first place. I do enjoy being able to prioritize answers to my own questions (see the Lua example in this answer), but it feels out of step with our goal to become the Wikipedia of long tail questions. It reminds me a bit of how the creator of a subreddit becomes "moderator for life" over it. At the very least, I'd like to see the priority age away over time. — Jon Ericson ♦ 3 hours ago

user259867

More money spam...

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user202362

1:39 AM

why is SE giving out the location of its data centre?

apnorton

So we know where to picket if we have problems with the way they run the site.

(Seriously, though, is it so bad to say 'Denver'? I mean, it's not like they're saying "we're at 404 Main Street; come get us!"...)

tchrist

Denver is the SE codeword for their undisclosed bunker in Wyoming.

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user202362

there are probably more than 1 data centre

Kevin Brown

Well, there's NYC (exact location known, I think?), Oregon (still exists?), Denver...

apnorton

Question: Does everyone have to log in when they go to the Data Explorer, even if they're logged in on the SE network?

(I want to know if that's a problem with just me, or with everyone.)

Braiam

1:46 AM

yes

user259867

@apnorton Its login is separate. And it keeps logging me out all the time.

tchrist

And the damned thing has mislaid my auth and logged me in as not me. So annoying.

apnorton

Thought so. Hmph. I always have to log in, which is quite bothersome.

Interesting reason

user259867

@KevinBrown Not in NYC, they moved that one to NJ a while back. NJ center: 95 Christopher Columbus Drive 16th Floor Jersey City, NJ 07302

Braiam

> As a side note, the fact that you have to log in so frequently is a bug and will be fixed in the near future. – Tim Stone '13

user259867

1:49 AM

Denver center: 4300 Brighton Boulevard Denver, CO 80216

apnorton

@Braiam Obviously we're still in the 6-8 week range.

tchrist

Fort Rust is in Michigan.

user259867

Don't see the location in Oregon; at any rate, the information is from the canonical Meta answer meta.stackexchange.com/a/10370

user202362

@NormalHuman looks awfully like a warehouse area

user202362

~_~

tchrist

2:04 AM

@chmod711telkitty Note the pot shop kitty corner.

user202362

next to a haunted house

user202362

sweet

Braiam

mmm... Haunted House just across... Shog surely lives there

user259867

So, who misspelled "discreet dispensary": Google or the shopkeepers themselves?

tchrist

2:34 AM

@NormalHuman Discretion is the better part of vapor.

The little bag with a grin on it is too, I dunno, too something.

tchrist

2:52 AM

If they had spelled it discreet and put it on a map, that would seem to defeat the meaning the word.

durron597

3:09 AM

20k-speedy-delete-pls @tchrist stackoverflow.com/questions/31846133/…

tchrist

3:27 AM

Ick.

durron597

@tchrist Yeah, self deleted thankfully

tchrist

It's sad they think that's answerable.

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Q: Your title "quality standard" checking is nefariously asinine!

What is the title standard check based on? Length is the only criteria apparently. I made the title "evangelism vs evangelicalism?", it would not allow me to post, saying it does not meet your "quality standards", whatever that is, the pop up gave no indication of what I need to do to meet your...

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tchrist

status-bydesign

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3:33 AM

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tchrist

I remember that one.

Of couse it was designed to be nefariously insane. The best ones always are.

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4:12 AM

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user259867

@SmokeDetector tpu-

user259867

(cont'd...) This is entirely our fault, not yours. But with all that being said, the one "separated graduation feature" we have successfully tested recently is moderator elections. So, instead of appointing you a new pro tem moderator, I'm going to add Magento to the election queue. We have several sites already in that queue at the moment, but your turn will come up in about a month. Keep watching meta for more information! — Pops ♦ Jul 24 at 17:37

user259867

Queues, queues everywhere... take a ticket, have a seat.

Braiam

looks like my university... the only difference are the available seats

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user259867

4:30 AM

After Arabic Language passed the private beta (still has only 73 open questions with 0+ score), I wonder what a private beta has to do to be shut down these days.

user259867

Is this answer a bit too promotional? stackoverflow.com/a/4097358

user259867

Is it even an answer?

user259867

All of their answers are like that, actually. NAA-flagged.

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4:57 AM

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Shog9

@Dronehinge because the other hand is holding a very sharp knife that will be used in close proximity:

amazon.com/Stainless-Steel-Mesh-Hand-Glove/dp/B000NNT2GC

fairly common in the meat processing industries

user259867

^^ looks like spam

Shog9

naw, spam is nominally pork; larger cuts, probably want wrist/arm protection there as well.

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Shog9

chickens tend to be fairly uniformly constructed; same cuts, over and over and over again

if you're ever in Austin, MN be sure to visit the Hormel Spam Museum. AKA, The Happiest Place in Austin, MN

if you're ever in Arcadia, WI be sure to give the Gold'n Plump plant a wide berth

user259867

5:09 AM

Spam museum has a dining area. Of course...

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user202362

5:34 AM

My chickens would be offended to hear that ...

user202362

Did I tell you how much I love my pet chooks?

Shog9

I liked chickens a lot more before I had to pluck 'em. That smell...

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

@Shog9 Pluck them?

Shog9

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy they come with feathers as a sort of packing material

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

@Shog9 Oh, so you remove the feathers before eating them?

Shog9

5:42 AM

yes

you pluck them

user259867

The reason "Here are some Stackers learning to butcher" caught my attention was that I understood butchering as a process that begins with a live animal.

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user259867

Apparently, this wasn't the case there.

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

@NormalHuman butchering.SE

user259867

Probably on topic at Seasoned Advice

Shog9

5:45 AM

@NormalHuman "butcher" is less frequently used now for the activity shown; the professionals I've known referred to themselves as "meat cutters" to distinguish their work from that of the slaughterhouse crews.

That said, it can be applied to both

And some smaller-scale operations still do both large and small cuts, particularly those whose customer base consists largely of hunters

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

@Shog9 what modern day butchery has hunters?

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Shog9

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy venison

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

Deer meat?

user259867

Yes, and possibly unicorns, too.

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

5:50 AM

@NormalHuman Sounds yummy

user259867

How can I tell the difference between a rabbit and a cat? is quite a popular question.

Unicorns Are Very Very Yummy

Cough Cough

People eat cat?

PeterJ

spam: electronics.stackexchange.com/a/183460/17064

user259867

Is there a reason to mention poker outside of Board & Card Games and Poker?

user259867

Maybe, but probably not to link to a site with "poker" in it...

user259867

6:04 AM

Gah, so many programming questions about poker with links to poker sites.

user259867

6:14 AM

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/1208795/user-interface-icons linkfest

Dronehinge

top answer hasn't been edited in six years, who knows how many broken links, questionable sites are listed now

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user259867

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6:41 AM

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user259867

I see, link-at-the-end regex is slightly bugged.

user259867

@Dronehinge "I need some that will fit well with Vista" 'nuff said

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7:03 AM

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user259867

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Dronehinge

@SmokeDetector is @Bart lurking?

berserk

!!/coffee

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Dronehinge

sd 6tpu-

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@Dronehinge You can only execute five commands at one time.

Dronehinge

sd 5tpu-

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