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2:04 PM
> Body is limited to 30000 characters; you entered 502619.
 
@UniformsForSale @_@
 
What did I do wrong...
 
What did you try to put in there? xD
 
Testing a userscript
 
What does it do?
 
2:05 PM
Replace stupid things
Like this:
'u' becomes 'you'
'i' becomes 'I'
 
That's a nice userscript.
What does ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) turn into?
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Nothing, it leaves it
 
Let me guess what you did wrong... you replaced all in-word "u"s with "you"?
 
Nope, it checks for space
So it must be this:
' u '
 
I see.
 
2:08 PM
Must be some regex derp
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Requirements to get the summoner icon for Nemesis mode by jefry on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
Fun time!!
> I i I I a I m I I h I a I v I i I n I g I I a I I p I r I o I b I l I e I m I I w I i I t I h I I m I y I I h I t I m I l I
 
LOL
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
Confirmed, regex derp
Arrg
> i.m.aving..roblem.ith.y.tml.ode,.he.roblem.s.hat..
> Your post appears to contain code that is not properly formatted as code. Please indent all code by 4 spaces using the code toolbar button or the CTRL+K keyboard shortcut. For more editing help, click the [?] toolbar icon.
Grrrr
text.replace(new RegExp(' .', 'g'), '. ');
 
2:15 PM
Escape the dot.
 
Found that out
But thanks!
 
np
@UniformsForSale You might find Regex101 to be handy.
 
@ProgramFOX Its so slow when testing a whole post
The kind with code and text and whatnot
 
I can understand that Regex101 is slow for huge things, but I frequently use it to test small samples.
 
It needs to color the text that is matched
And that takes time
> 0.4 questions per day
Lol
How do you ask 0.4 of a question
 
2:25 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: The amounts of calories that bodybuilders by jamsolpastol on superuser.com
 
That bodybuilders WHAT
? Please explain
Closes spam as unclear wut you're asking
 
> The amount of calories that bodybuilders fart
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: USB DESCRIPTOR NOT FOUND by samriti on askubuntu.com
 
Sees stuff to kill
> Pls provide a solution to my problem as soon as possible.
@Pro how can I make it find the whole line?
This is what I have:
(Pls provide a solution [ \w*]*)
 
I'm just thinking fix the shtoopid pls and plzs.
 
2:33 PM
Hmm... let me look for something for that.
Aha!
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M I want to kill the whole line
 
Bah, you're killing the downvotes. :(
 
@UniformsForSale You have to give it the m option so ^ and $ match the begin and end of a line, and not only begin and end of the string.
 
Sometimes it's hard to find out it's a homework dumper if you remove that line.
And, people will know better not to waste time on HW dumpers.
Unless they're rep farming, but that's another case.
 
Hey! Found it
Use the regex literal, not new RegExp('')
Hmmmm
Tries to add in spell checker
 
2:43 PM
Just add the shtoopidzer wrdz.
 
WHY
I don't want stupid words
 
What is the real goal?
 
Clean up the post
39 mins ago, by Uniforms For Sale
Replace stupid things
 
And how do you find words to clean up?
 
Read from there
@tchrist Regex
 
2:45 PM
1 min ago, by tchrist
Just add the shtoopidzer wrdz.
 
Ah, young grasshopper, but the world isn't just about regex.
 
@bjb568 Then?
Thinks
What words are usually misspelt on SO?
 
I’ve little doubt that a simple check for a dozen or so of the most common stupidities will be sufficient to signal that a pzt nz ejtzes.
 
What's your end goal here? Improve so's quality? laughs
3
 
3 mins ago, by Uniforms For Sale
39 mins ago, by Uniforms For Sale
Replace stupid things
 
2:54 PM
yay yay yay yay yay yay
 
SO is a bottomless offal-bucket, and nobody gives a flaj. The overwhelming majority of SO posts read like so many random splutterings of some palsied and hydrocephalic cretin. All those posts require highly nontrivial rewrites to edit them into a condition that that looks as though they’ve been posted by an educated adult instead of by a rude and unlettered imbecile. Often the gap is simply too great.
 
@tchrist I finally got the font fallback thing to work for Chrome/Windows!
 
Wonder of wonders.
 
Yeah... let's see what actually renders now.
 
The SO community obviously expects and accepts posts meeting the standards of bathroom graffiti scribbled in crayon by people with only three weeks’ experience in English. You’ll never change that: the inertia is too great to overcome.
5
 
2:58 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Set width <li> element to longest text by Nolle Groen on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector why
 
@UniformsForSale Body - Position 594-600: gratis
 
You and twenty of your best friends could spend 16 hours a day, 7 days a week, editing those crappy posts and you would still only be pissing in the wind.
 
Ummm wat
 
He's right actually.
You're outnumbered by a factor of million.
 
3:00 PM
NoOoO
 
There is no hope.
 
There's no hop either.
 
So hop to it.
Add barley.
And malt.
 
@UniformsForSale Tanks
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M @Sha's pee tanks?
 
3:02 PM
Jul 25 at 17:43, by hichris123
user image
 
Halp, are belong to etc etc.
 
"the below"
While “the below” isn’t exquisitely perverse, it is a very strong indicator that you will discover countless other problems in the posts in which it occurs.
pls plz u
thx
 
Oh the power of an IDE
 
sorry for the english
2
am a noob
 
Right, "english" in lowerclass.
 
3:05 PM
@bjb568 n00bie
iz
haz
 
n(oo|00|ew)b(ie)?
 
Just pick a random sample of the first 100 crap-for-posts, and use the indicators you find there.
 
\w+z
 
\b\w+z\b
 
Helo freinds
 
3:06 PM
Pity poor Dorothy.
 
wierd
 
Any variant of thanks is inappropriate in a question.
 
That's not a typo I think. It must be Indian or what.
@bjb568 Thanks?
 
Jquery|JQUERY|jquery
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Yeah, no need to say thanks
 
3:07 PM
Arrgh
 
Oh, and lots of unnecessary pluralization: NOW i NO UNDERSTAND JAVA OR php, HOW TO WRITE TEH CODEZ?
 
\n     +
 
Still need to check if the line starts with code
 
^ too many indents
 
Oooh someone calls me.
 
3:08 PM
having an issue
 
Wat
Wow
The ubuntu team has an update everyday
 
im
 
Only 5? You disappointed me . . .
 
(two spaces and a close bracket)
 
3:10 PM
0
A: Molecular formula of a hydrocarbon

ahmad mmitYou have done the first step in the solution . So we know now that A is an alkane and after cracking it leads to a molecule B and 2C2H4 . But 2C2H4 contains 4 carbon atoms so the number of carbon atoms in A must be 5 or more i.e 3x-1>=5 => x>=3. let us start trying: x=3 will lead to C8H18 x=4 wil...

What a masterpiece. Now how am I supposed to clean it up?
 
whats ppl i
cuz cant
 
Hey!
status-fixing
 
I said cant not pudsomething.
 
We need to make a "typo encyclopedia ™". Starring Marbjbtch.
 
3:13 PM
> ng-router angular js not working phonegap project HALP
Wanderfall name
 
Ummm
Is the OP grating cheese?
 
@UniformsForSale *Wurking U HAZ MISPELLLING ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
Hooo someone loves me on chem.
 
3:15 PM
      text = text.replace(/(Pl[s|z|ease] h(e|a)lp me[ \w*]*.?/, '');
 
Good thing it's not over-love ™, yet.
 
Kills halp
 
@Uni there's also helpp, hallp, halpp, IIRC.
 
REALLY?
 
WAIT
I missed out the )
 
Well, I just found you a quarter million questions to edit…
 
Plllllz haaaalllllllp meeeeeee!!!!!!
Matches
 
 Ppppppplllleeeeasssssssse hhhheeellllllpp meeeeee!!!!!!!
Also matches
 
3:23 PM
Y U NO HALP AND DOWNRATE? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
Start here and work your way back.
 
@UniformsForSale Funny thing is how P is properly capitalized.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It doesn't matter
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
3:24 PM
Whoooops
Flajjed as spam when it should be NAA
Sorry bro
 
Abusive.
 
Muscle memory to flaj as spam
 
T tu mamá también.
 
@SmokeDetector Sheesh I'll never understand the people in internet.
 
"have problem", "having problem"
 
3:28 PM
Yeah a weird combination of dynamic having and loving and wanting.
But I like haz better.
 
Oh sup @ᔕᖺᘎᕊ
 
"Hi", "hi"
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ We're trying to figure out how many questions on SO don't have problems.
 
yeah lol I was just looking at what you were talking about! :)
 
The "Jon Skeet" questions
 
3:29 PM
@tchrist i beleive
Or more like i beleive u friedns cna halp me wiht teh codez.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: AUTO FACEBOOK LINK POSTS by FILOLOGOS HERMES on stackoverflow.com
 
"in advance"
 
cn
 
You've got to be kidding me . . .
 
3:32 PM
My recipe for the link is the next
Who knew we cook code
 
enter link description here
 
> I am facing a bloble.
 
sorry
 
> RECIPE
I can't
 
@tchrist Haha we've recently got one of our members to stop putting "enter link description here" on ELL.
 
3:34 PM
That guy is cooking his code
And not formatting it
> thumpnail
ROFL
 
enternet
"How to"
 
status-cant-be-bothered-to-click-links
Wasn't so hard
 
" ? "
 
@UniformsForSale Different variations of "problem".
 
3:39 PM
\s[.,]\w
 
Really ROFL
Oh cool, I didn't realised I reached 260 rep on SO
Finds thing to answer
 
@tch what's "bzr" supposed to mean?
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Flea market.
bizarre=weird not bazaar=flea market
 
Huh. I thought it was "bizarre".
 
Teasing.
 
3:42 PM
@tchrist Yeah, and "bazaar" is Persian.
 
Does the notification for +2 rep not appear after a certain threshold?
 
"ima", "Im", "new learner" , "are u"
 
It didn't. It wants to annoy you.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Of course.
 
I found a simple qustion
 
3:43 PM
> i am a new learner of CSS styling plz help me how to do that ... here my active id is not working i dont know where is the mistake
 
To lasy to answr it
 
> good day all ,, I am new learner and trying to make an associative array for jobs which user inputs the id, title and description but it is not correct ,,can u guide me through this ? I also want
 
VLQ
1... more.. rep..
 
Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch’entrate.
 
l ong
Good day LOL the first result is a funny typo.
 
3:48 PM
(?i)\bi have (a )?doubts?\b
iv ive
 
notepad
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Every. Single. Time.
 
Man, anyone calculate how much crap we found? Is it a million already?
 
\b(?:is|has|have|was|did|had) ran\b
 
3:52 PM
Whips out calculator
 
Sup @ᔕᖺᘎᕊ
Bye @ᔕᖺᘎᕊ
 
Sigh: datas
@tchrist Crud!
 
15,651 results
SO is a tale told by an idjit, full of informations and plzes, signifying nothing.
And nobody. Ever. Fixes. This. Spit.
And I don’t mean spit.
 
3:58 PM
So far:
553594
 
(Dunno if anything counted twice due to EVLQ)
Emmm
Now adding the informations:
705245
Wow look at this:
127+53+267+1050+744+209+201+26+126+2020+927+5+45+56+24568+30228+135769+987+1154+191721+17800+14637+458+106800+5+15651+7960+151651
 
washes his hands of this spit and walks away cursing the darkness
 
Thats alot of spit
 

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