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[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: COMPARISON BETWEEN CASH AND FUTURE TRADING by Priya Sharma on money.stackexchange.com
 
Ok
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A: Show JavaScript alert in page div rather than pop up box

Uniforms For SaleYou can do something like this: function showPopup(text, title) { $('#popup-body').empty(); popup = $('#popup'); popup.css("display", "block"); $('#backdrop-div').css("display", "block"); popupHead = $('#popup-header-text'); popupHead.html(title); popupBody = $('#popup-b...

 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Out of that waterfall of questions, only 1 new question out of 10000 isn't crap.
 
You mean you only get one good question everyday?
 
After more than 2 weeks of waiting you almost hope Apple finds something wrong with your app. But nope ... so what takes them so long?
 
@bart, what app did you submit? The board is probably still debating if farts are funny or offensive.
 
@PeterJ hahaha, no, they finished and approved.
First time round.
 
But it does fart, right?
 
I'm afraid not. It does have a dragon breathing fire though
 
No farts? One star!
 
Sounds cool hot ....
 
1:15 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: WHAT CogniQ Brain Booster? by subhartijurliya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
@bjb568 I'll suggest it for inclusion in the next version.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SIMPLIFY BOOLEAN ALGEBRA by Jun on math.stackexchange.com
 
What's the app, @Bart?
Something to do with brown?
 
Haha, unfortunately not @jadarnel27. It's an animated audio book which accompanies a French children's book series. And it includes some augmented reality stuff on some pages.
play.google.com/store/apps/… if you're interested, but only available in French speaking countries for now.
 
@Bart Very cool!
 
1:30 PM
Thanks :)
 
@Bart definitely needs more farts
2
 
/me makes note: people want more farts
 
@bjb568 Bart needs more farts?
@Bart Farts
 
user202362
1:58 PM
 
user202362
noticed anything wrong with this picture?
 
user202362
 
user202362
tummies ... you got it!
 
I don't think there's anything wrong in the picture.
 
2:07 PM
sd tpu-
@SmokeDetector gone
 
some one close voted that :(
 
issue sorted:
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Q: Stacksnippets has the incorrect SSL certificate :(

cybermonkeyAs discussed here, was prompted to post it as a brand new question, so here it is :-). Earlier today there was an issue with Stack Snippets, caused by the move to Denver. That issue was fixed, but however created/revealed a brand new issue; the Stack Snippets' domain has the incorrect SSL certif...

 
@cybermonkey "Team" is one weird tagline.
 
@SmokeDetector why?
 
@cybermonkey Title - Position 57-68: weight loss
 
2:15 PM
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Facebook Login for Android App with release key by Informatheus on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector why?
 
@cybermonkey Body - Position 633-637: fuck
 
sd tpu-
 
@cybermonkey [:3810817] That message is not a report.
 
2:20 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
@cybermonkey It doesn't need asking. That whole thing is basically "dear diary".
 
really is a gem:
 
!!/rmblu 3669814 stackoverflow
 
@durron597 Error: Could not fetch sites: too many requests from this IP, more requests available in 10052 seconds
 
what the heck
 
2:22 PM
Holy . . .
 
@SmokeDetector !!/quota
 
@SmokeDetector @Undo
!!/quota
OH NO
 
out of quota?
 
!!/apiquota
 
@Braiam 4527
 
2:22 PM
Smokey is down
 
!!/alive
 
@cybermonkey You doubt me?
 
oh, right
 
Huh, weird
 
we are throttled on SE /realtime
 
2:22 PM
Good thing I tried to remove a guy who is ranting but not a spammer from the blacklist heh
 
!!/rmblu 3669814 stackoverflow
 
@cybermonkey Error: Could not fetch sites: too many requests from this IP, more requests available in 9972 seconds
 
do smokey waits like a good kid?
 
@Undo Houston, we have a problem...
the fu..
 
2:23 PM
Brings out Undo Pinger
 
@hichris123 @ProgramFOX we have a problem
 
yesterday, by Uniforms For Sale
for (p = 0; p < 1000; ++p) {
  sendMessage('chat.meta.stackexchange.com', 89, 'Sup @Undo', fkey().fkey)
}
Undo Pinger!
Run with this:
function sendMessage( message) {
  $.post('http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/chats/89/messages/new', {
    text : message,
    fkey : fkey().fkey
  });
};
Cool
 
2:29 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, korean character in title: 코리아카지노☭∞☭【 CDEA7.COM 】☭∞☭코리아카지노 by J.BENA on stackoverflow.com
 
Grrr spam
/me is confused
 
@James Might want to start with For questions about when the site is......? meta.stackexchange.com/review/suggested-edits/40540 But I approved it anyway - if you can... could you fix the 'ready-only' typo??
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ Wait, I think that James isn't the James you're looking for.
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ @Bart can fix that
 
Whoops!!
sorry @James
@Braiam what do you mean??
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M you're right :/
I totally ignored the avatar!
@Braiam ?
 
2:42 PM
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ no need to ping me twice, and 20kers can "improve" tag wiki/excerpt edits
 
sorry... :/
oh - ok!
 
Could some of you CV this as a dupe of this?
 
user259867
@Braiam Not on realtime; the titles are still accessible. It's the API.
 
Do I need HSTS if I don't have an http site anyway?
 
@SmokeDetector what?
 
2:55 PM
@Undo User is not blacklisted.
 
@Undo User blacklisted (46 on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com).
 
@Undo User removed from blacklist (46 on softwarerecs.stackexchange.com).
 
2:55 PM
Seems to be working now
 
Add him again please. He's a nuisance.
 
A Machine Kills Its Creater
Gets evil idea
 
*Creator
 
@Bart he doesn't post much, so I'm not concerned about it
 
Okay, but if it ends up hurting us, don't say I didn't tell you so.
 
user259867
2:57 PM
@cybermonkey @durron597 The error occurs with rmblu userId site syntax, for unclear reason. Using profile URL, as Undo did above, works.
 
@NormalHuman interesting
 
@Bart closed now
 
we need better logging
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@rene tnx
 
@bjb568 no
 
3:12 PM
@Undo famous last words?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: disabeling lightbox on handheld by Lars Waara on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector why
 
@cybermonkey Body - Position 214-219: fucks
3
 
Not sure if all the down votes came from here....
 
3:20 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SQL SERVER 2012 SUM by George on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- not that kind of fitness
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
I have a feeling another one is coming up
 
3:31 PM
Yeah, I was just getting into the whole story... to read the rest you have to pay big bucks....
 
@bjb568 maybe
 
user259867
Closing this site on Friday, August 14 by Jon Ericson on meta.embedded.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
Somehow missed the announcement.
 
user259867
> Currently, this site has 74 questions in 9 days. While that would be a pretty good clip for a mature site, it's slow for a private beta:
 
user259867
How many did Arabic Language have in 9 days?
 
user259867
3:36 PM
 
user259867
Double standards much?
 
@NormalHuman Maybe they're expecting more from a tech site.
 
user259867
Well... Arabic, soon to be a month old, still has only 86 questions. The latest one was asked two days ago.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: I have noticed an incredible difference by karenabelsen on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
And I don't think it's more difficult to ask questions about a language one is learning, then about a technology one is learning.
 
user259867
3:44 PM
Even Smokey noticed an incredible difference in the treatment of these two sites.
 
And, SE managers are prolly in some kinda predicament, not bring able to provide them with RTL language accessibility features.
!!\blame
!!/blame
Darn it!
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It's TylerH's fault.
 
!!/blame
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M It's bjb568's fault.
 
Hmm, it doesn't seem to blame Jon.
 
3:47 PM
@NormalHuman The site looks healthy to me…
 
LOL
Oh and I have a super old computer running windows XP
 
@NormalHuman And CB…
 
Hello, is Stack Over Flow there?
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Yes;
 
@bjb568 readies weapons
 
3:49 PM
@Andy Snipes @Andy
 
And don't find much of a problem with either ES or CB, both regularly generate quality content.
SO, OTOH…
 
user259867
@bjb568 CB has 128 questions in the first 9 days, btw.
 
@bjb568 Also, Community Building is out of private beta, so is Arabic Language. (Though I don't when it left private beta or what it's stats looked like in private beta)
@bjb568 Also, Thanks. We work to keep high quality
 
Hmmm... According to the SO error, this is causing trouble:
> <body onload="onload()">
Don't scream:
> @UNIFORMS! DO document.onload = onload;
Because I won't
 
@NormalHuman then it died
 
user259867
3:53 PM
Slowed down.
 
thar jost aint no CB questions left
 
user259867
I think we had this discussion already.
 
@bjb568 We have solved all community building questions. Woo!
 
:p
Well, that's how it seems.
 
user259867
I don't have a problem with Emb.Systems shutting down. But Arabic appears to have a free pass over any kind of activity checks. A one-user site.
 
3:54 PM
Sup @Und
 
@NormalHuman s/then/than/
 
user259867
@Braiam That was meant ironically in the context of learning a language.
 
user259867
goes to propose lying.stackexchange.com, for questions and answers about lying techniques
 
oh... Poe's Law at its peak
 
Today's xkcd comic (I in Team):
 
4:01 PM
@xkcdBot ok, explainxkcd time...
done
 
4:14 PM
@ProgramFOX Did you figure out how to run DD locally?
 
user259867
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, Aug 4 at 9:31, by ProgramFOX
FYI, I'll be away for the next 10 days.
 
user259867
> Happy birthday @jzy. May your hot pot overflow today in celebration. -- Joshua Hynes at 6:40 AM - 10 Aug 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
Jin's birthday. Much bacon.
 
> If some one belongto UI-Grid team or developer , Please make it beautiful. (source)
That's a high-quality bounty message right there.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
4:29 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: In exercising this area also by user481830 on superuser.com
 
@jadarnel27 Flagged LQ.
 
user259867
There isn't a reason to blacklist Chinese in comments, which require 50 rep and may well contain someone's name written in their native alphabet... "Comments cannot contain" user's name by goldilocks on meta.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
4:48 PM
Interesting how CS election page has no comments under any nomination (except one comment toward the obviously non-viable candidate).
 
@NormalHuman That's, weird.
 
Why do people have 3072 bit key certs?
Isn't 2048 plenty enough?
 
user259867
2048 bits ought to be enough for anybody.
 
ok, good
 
s/2048 bits/640K
 
5:09 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: How can I accurately estimate the power consumption of a GPS tracking device? by John on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
Well, John, that are not words we use around here....
Goodbye!
 
@jadarnel27 It’s not even English. Somebody keeps misteaching the Hindians that belongs to means something it doesn’t.
 
5:23 PM
@SmokeDetector why
 
@durron597 Body - Position 4-8: Fuck
 
Oh, it was an answer and it's deleted
 
user259867
@tchrist Perhaps it means that thing in Indian English...
 
user259867
Like "doubt" for "question", etc.
 
5:32 PM
I HAVE A DOUBT! IF YOU ARE BELONGTO JQUERY HAXXOR PLS DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!!!!!!
@SmokeDetector that text really needs to be changed…
 
TANXBAI
 
@NormalHuman I think it’s a calque from Hindi.
 
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
6:04 PM
 
6:25 PM
:D
 
6:36 PM
do--- mi-- fa so^ la^ so-- mi [so- la- ti- do- so- mi- do--]…
got prokofiev stuck in my head now…
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in body: will support a great deal if you've a trainer or possibly? by JanaHitchcock on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
7:20 PM
sd 2tpu- both gone
 
user259867
@user568458 We are working on fixing this. It's currently blocking a 25k privilege that's already built. It was an oversight and we're planning on making this feature useful for everyone. — Jon Ericson ♦ 3 hours ago
 
user259867
Good news. Tracking tag badges is more fun and more useful than showing the same number that's at the top of every page in yet another place.
 
7:42 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PYTHON WEKA WRAPPER ATTRIBUTE SELECTION by Vivek Rahul on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HMTL CSS JAVASCRIPT by Dale Snowdon on stackoverflow.com
 
@Braiam Ahh, so that's where Jeff is now?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: add a doctor in hl7 2.5 RDE order by Ouss Ama on stackoverflow.com
 
8:02 PM
@Braiam It looks like it took about 8-12 months before spam reports started appearing on Discourse with consistency
 
Some spammer read that and thought we'll see...
 
user259867
8:27 PM
More beta mod elections... Anime & Manga next
 
user259867
8:46 PM
-3
Q: What's the scale factor of two similar pyramids with volumes of 8ft ^3 and 343 ft ^3?

Jessie JaklenPlease state how you found it and of course the answer itself. Please answer ASAP because I'm very in a rush.

 
user259867
The sad thing... more often than not, these do get answers "in a rush".
 
NARQ
That's a request, not a question.
 
user259867
NARQ isn't a close reason anymore. We do have a custom OT. This time I went with Unclear.
 
@NormalHuman I went with the custom OT flag. shrug
 
9:04 PM
anyone here have >1.5k rep on Meta SE?
need a new 'beta-app' tag created
 
@cybermonkey Did you make the post yet?
 
need the 'beta-phase' edited to 'beta-app' (better tag IMHO):
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Q: Vote action isn't shown until the question is reloaded

cybermonkeyI've recently noticed that on the Stack Exchange Android application, if I cast a vote on a post the vote action (red arrow) is only shown for around half a second and then the vote appears to be retracted (similar to when a vote is immediately reversed when the reputation requirement isn't met)....

(also, could do with the screenshots being made slightly smaller)
better, but disagree with the 'beta-phase' tag being edited out
 
user259867
No surprise here....
 
user259867
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Q: Sexuality SE will be closing on Fri, 8/14

Robert CartainoI'm going to be a bit blunt: This site is going to be more distracting and emotionally draining to maintain than your average subject. It's unfortunate; I suspect this is one of those areas we may actually be genuinely helpful, but the subject matter alone seems to demand that we support better ...

 
@NormalHuman can't see it as I never signed up for Beta Sexuality SE, screenshot?
 
9:12 PM
Oh come on, I create the tag and you don't even let me make the tag wiki?
 
too many tags without wikis
 
user259867
Hm, I thought the tag creator can always put in something for excerpt/wiki...
 
@cybermonkey why isn't enough with android-app?
 
user259867
@cybermonkey screenshot
 
(note that Kaska only follows android-app and ios-app, nothing more)
 
9:14 PM
@Braiam because it's the beta Android app, new features that don't usually apply to the standard Android app
 
user259867
@Braiam Kasra.
 
@NormalHuman sounds cooler the way I wrote it...
@cybermonkey same thing, what you need is Kasra to read it
 
@Braiam it's tagged with , so I suppose it's OK. They could probably start following now that it's been created.
 
user259867
So, both sites launched on 2015-07-28 are dead... and no new launches tomorrow, as there's nothing close to 100% on Area 51.
 
@cybermonkey exactly, you accomplished your task with 1 tag, why more? remember that it wouldn't make sense without android-app tag anyways, so basically you are disseminating what would be perfectly consolidated on a single tag
and the version you are using is on the body (I hope) anyways
 
9:20 PM
@Braiam the same people would complain 'omg its a beta app you need beta tag'
 
@durron597 Man.. you're in the money with that question.
Hit the max rep for the day yet?
 
@LynnCrumbling Way over
 
@cybermonkey I've never seen those, and I would personally hit them if I see them walking on the streets
 
also, notice how temperamental my mobile provider is between the first two images
from 3G to 4G, literally by picking the device up
it's back on my desk now, and it's on 3G again.. gotta love technology
 
9:23 PM
@Braiam Why are you burning the tag
 
anyways, when Karsa created the android beta post, he didn't create the tag, meta.stackexchange.com/posts/262151/revisions
cc @durron597
 
It's a signpost to let people know that the issue only applies to the beta version
 
> This tag is to be used for the Official Stack Exchange application only. The application is available in the Google Play store, for Android 4.0 and up only. When posting bug reports, please specify the app's version.
@durron597 you are supposed to include the version in the post itself
 
user259867
@Braiam Kasra...
 
@NormalHuman ok, too late
 
9:27 PM
left the beta programme and seeing if this bug exists on the normal public version
might as well
 
[andoid-app] [bug] version is:q works perfectly here
 
just confirmed this bug exists in the public version also
 
@bjb568 WE HAVE NEEDFUL, WE TO SEND?
 
in response to ShadowWizard:
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A: The app forgets that I voted when I scroll the question

cybermonkeyPosted a question regarding this before I was pointed to this question, so am posting an 'answer' here. If I cast a vote on a post the vote action (red arrow) is only shown for around half a second and then the vote appears to be retracted (similar to when a vote is immediately reversed when the...

 
@NormalHuman lol, who thot that was a good idea?
@Braiam YAS PLOX SEND QUICK NEED FAST
 
user259867
9:38 PM
> findText(searchPattern)
Searches the contents of the element for the specified text pattern using regular expressions.
A subset of the JavaScript regular expression features are not fully supported, such as capture groups and mode modifiers.
 
user259867
And... that's the extent of documentation. (Google Apps Script, Document Service)
 
user259867
What exactly "not fully supported" means is up to you to find experimentally.
 
Eww
 
@bjb568 K
 
how do I make an image smaller in posts?
 
user259867
9:46 PM
@cybermonkey If you mean resizing, <img src="" width=300> works.
 
user259867
Imgur's compression (adding letters m, s to the end of filename) is not recommended because the quality is awful.
 
@NormalHuman doesn't work
 
user259867
Link to example?
 
user259867
Did you mean in posts or in chat messages?
 
9:49 PM
post
 
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A: Resizing an image in a post?

randomNow that all image uploads are stored on imgur servers, you can tweak the URL to show various sizes should the original be too large. Where the original might be something as obscene as this: http://i.stack.imgur.com/R7QBb.jpg Slip your hand in with m or s before the file extension like so: ...

 
user259867
Ah, the size needs to be in quotes "300"
 
@KevinBrown worked, thanks :)
 
@cybermonkey why the m at the end?
 
@cybermonkey The alternative to using Imgur's (subjectively) bad image resizing was to add in the missing height attribute
 
9:55 PM
@Braiam m for medium
 
10:07 PM
downvotes incoming
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A: Why do people use IP bans when IP addresses often change?

cybermonkeyIP bans are mostly used because there's not really any other better way to ban a user, especially if they're simply using your website. Yes, quite a lot of domestic IP addresses are dynamic (aka, they change every time the modem connects to the ISP), but really, how else are you going to get rid ...

I think, anyway
 
user259867
10:20 PM
@KevinBrown It's not just subjectively bad... while l is tolerable, m is awful and smaller sizes are useless.
 
user259867
Because your browser is better at resizing things than Imgur is. That "large" image that Imgur generated (which only actually shaves off 2 pixels from the width and height of the original image) cuts off a whole 13KB from the image's size. Lots of compression and quality loss by using that image. — animuson ♦ May 24 at 17:37
 
@NormalHuman Some things can handle the quality loss better than others, like the bear
I subscribed to the Project Management SE newsletter thinking it was going to be about general project management, but now I've learned that might as well be Agile/Scrum SE
733/2668 questions are tagged agile or scrum, and that doesn't even include the questions which don't carry the tags but probably should
 
@KevinBrown I feel like that entire stack is subsumed by programmers.se
honestly, open source.se as well
 
Open Source SE basically holds the licensing/broad questions that Programmers doesn't allow
 
@KevinBrown such as what
remember, i wrote the licensing faq for programmers.se
the tl;dr of what you can't ask on programmers is things that you need a lawyer to answer, which i'm sure are also off topic on open source
similarly, too broad is too broad everywhere on SE.
 
10:28 PM
@durron597 legal/open source law questions
 
@KevinBrown you mean like this on topic question?
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Q: Is it legal to recreate/opensource a program that you previously coded for another company

kefeizhouAt my previous job I created a generic dashboard for automating tasks and it that turned out to be quite useful - and of course my previous employer owns all the code I wrote while I worked there. Now that I'm no longer there, is it legal for me to recreate that dashboard from memory and open sou...

or this one?
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Q: Is it legal for me to contribute to open source software while employed?

BennyMcBenBenI work for a large corporation and I want to keep my skills fresh. I think contributing to an open source project would help, especially if I ever want a job at a startup. I have heard that large companies often own any development employees do outside of work. Could I face legal consequences by ...

 
@durron597 for that one also it'll depend on the policy of the company
 
@cybermonkey I was only pasting those to talk about the meta of whether they're on topic on Programmers (they are)
hyuk hyuk
 
I've seen some companies that allow it as long as it doesn't stray on their turf (aka, you don't provide a service for free that your employer offers)
 
gotta go
 
10:31 PM
@durron597 I know :)
but then others I've seen don't allow any contribution to opensource projects at all.
 
10:42 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PHP, EXCEL DOWNLOAD by bonnie. Byun on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
11:02 PM
Hi @BenCollins, long time no see.
 
howdy :-)
 
user259867
Jealous of the whiteboard
 
user259867
I can only fit 6' in my office.
 
I am still so stoked about that
 
user259867
32 square feet for brilliant ideas....
 
11:08 PM
posted in a garage sale group on facebook "ISO 8x4 whiteboard", got a message from a guy who just happened to live around the block from me. I got in my dad's truck, mapped the place, then drove approximately 100 feet
he let me have it for $50 and threw in another little one for free. He just wanted it out of his garage
add another $15 for a set of brackets, two 10-year-old girls to help me hold it while I installed it, and voila!
(my daughter and niece)
 
user259867
Do former employees still have access to employee chat?
 
user259867
Would make sense to have at least partial access.
 
user259867
To be able to say hi when stopping by...
 
breaks into @BenCollins garage and steals the whitey
drolls :S
 
user259867
I don't think the room on the picture is a garage...
 
user259867
11:18 PM
The thing on the right looks storage-like, but this can be explained by the lack of closet space.
 
@NormalHuman no, I don't have access to employee chat anymore. Besides, everyone at SE is on twitter, so saying hi is pretty easy :-)
My office is a standalone building on my property. It's finished out on the inside, but I happen to have some storage shelves set up in here because my actual "garage" (quotes because it's actually a 100-year-old carriage house) is in disarray and not suitable for storing things of any value.
 
user259867
Hm, indeed, I have 121 accounts in my list.
 
user259867
There appears to be a rush of home improvement projects recently...
 
user259867
Working on house projects right now, @durron597, but if I get time I'll take a closer look. — Shog9 ♦ yesterday
 
user259867
Day 2 pics. I'm hacking the ceiling. The door was covered with wood paneling, it will eventually be the entry door. http://t.co/yZ6JZmUZZi
 
11:54 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: ORA-19809 & ORA-12560 by user659154 on dba.stackexchange.com
 
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