@James If Smokey runs on two locations, I cannot help....

yeah all fixed

:)

Oh, okay.

We figured it out

removes ping from message

Apparently it was running on Undo's sleeping macbook

Any hardware wizards would like to take a look at an issue of mine? :X

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@TRiGisTimothyRichardGreen It doesn't, and I don't think I should add it. Smokey's main goal is to detect spam posts. As a side effect, it detects lots of low-quality stuff too, but we shouldn't add filters that only detect low-quality things.

@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Sure. On it.

!!/test baba ji

^ there we go

ok take #2

Any smart people here? :D

Don't ask me about hardware things :P

b-but you're the ProgramFOX!

heh

The only thing I might be able to help with when it comes to hardware, is their drivers.

@ProgramFOX coincidentally I do have an issue with drivers (as well)

I'm not smart about hardware, but can you share the problem summary? Perhaps we can try to search the solution...

@PraxisAshelin This? superuser.com/questions/945600/…

yup

@ProgramFOX formatting my pc was how I hoped to solve my original driver issue

and not format it self creating issue. ;)

Well, I cannot help with that question...

if anyone knows why it's being downvoted please do tell

Okay, sorry, cannot help with that too

And I'm not sure either why it's downvoted. Perhaps too trivial for some users?

@ProgramFOX about my driver issue: I suddenly started getting heavy graphical glitches while gaming. No signs of overheating, no abnormal temperatures and even the inside of my case didn't feel hot at all after I opened it. I shut down my pc and let it rest, and cleaned out the dust, but same issue appeared. Reinstalling drivers didn't help, but completely uninstalling them did. The moment I would reinstall the driver again the issue would reappear.

exactly what i think ^^

Uninstalling graphics drivers? Can you even use your graphics card then?

@ProgramFOX problem was that I couldn't play 3D games without those drivers. So I thought maybe a clean Windows installation would help, so now I'm stuck at my current SU question. PS: The graphics card is brand new, bought 2 weeks ago

@ProgramFOX yeah seems the default Windows drivers are fine for anything 2D

even 3D works but... just not that well (2 fps)

Welcome to the "Why I don't play games on pc anymore" world.

Oh. Well, the default Windows driver in my laptop has an awful screen resolution.

But I'm not a gamer, and I don't use any 3D graphics applications, so that's outside the bounds of my knowledge.

So, probably you installed bad driver. Is there any older/newer driver for that card?

@AndrewT. tried 3 different versions of the driver, from both official site and mirrors

also tried plugging in the graphics card in a different socket

Uh, so you expect a bad video driver and as a remedy you reinstall the same OS...you must have a lot of time to spare...

@rene I had been planning to do a clean reinstall anyway. computer was running slow since my mom used it for ~2 years

Don't let your mom near a computer next time...

and after spending a few days without finding a solution to my driver issue, and seemingly noone else on the planet with the same issue, I just opted for a format

@PraxisAshelin 2 years without reinstall on windows?

my malware sense is tingling...

but anyway,

@SPArchaeologist there were reasons for it

@SPArchaeologist I have used this laptop for 3 years without re-installing Windows.

And now I cannot be bothered to do it anymore because I will upgrade it to Windows 10 next week, anyway.

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troubleshooting driver is hard, you really have to isolate the issue..

GWX

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@ProgramFOX define "Used". Pra is using the pc for gaming purpose... and that equals DRM hell, registry destruction, general hardware conflict, etc

@SPArchaeologist I've just been using it for gaming since 2 weeks ago

@PraxisAshelin you did see this?

@SPArchaeologist God what games are you playing? If he's on steam, he mostly should be fine

@SPArchaeologist I have used my laptop to run 2 virtual machine instance, two IDEs and a browser instance at the same time, in the worst case. In the best case, it was only running a browser and one IDE. :P

Then what on earth do you use it for @PraxisAshelin?

@rene the setup doesn't work on my partitions

@PraxisAshelin, have you thought of disabling Secure Boot. I might sound silly but someone told me he had to do that under similar conditions as you are

@Bart my mom used it before that, for facebook and whatnot

@The_IT_Guy_You_Don't_Like in BIOS?

yes

I can try that

ewwww

@The_IT_Guy oh you're the guy that commented on my question already :D do you know by any chance why it got downvoted?

@James depends on the luck, but I have to say that I moved to console so I don't really know the current situation.

@SPArchaeologist I am using mine since last 4 years. Full gaming, movies, and everything else. Never re-installed windows

i just know that it wasn't me

DRM mostly hasn't been an issue on PC for quite a while. The biggest problem with PC games now, is shit broken AAA titles like Unity

Anyway, I wasn't thinking of steam.

@The_IT_Guy_You_Don't_Like doesn't matter to me who it was. If there's any way my question should be improved I'm happy to do that. But maybe it just got downvoted because "eww Windows 8.1"? xD

Well there's your problem

@James So finally securom/starforce and other ...... are dead?

inb4 soon, "eww Windows 10"

For all the new titles yes

I haven't seen a post about any of that for years

Morning

@PraxisAshelin as for the downvotes: the title is not extremely clear (I don't use the word bad but in all honesty, it is bad), in points you tried to add links to posts or docs that suggested to try that. Maybe add how your partition tables look atm and which bios is used.

@James I still prefer consoles. At least I wont find out that the game isn't compatible with my card after opening the box

True

@PatrickHofman Morning

@rene as in a screenshot of the partition select window and the error?

@James the only advantage pc still has is modding. Which becomes really interesting only for a pretty small percentage of games.

Trad: Elder Scroll

I dunno, I can't see the point of either the XBone or the PS4 in terms of actually playing games, when a proper gaming PC can actually play games at a higher resolution with a higher framerate

@rene edited the title. what do you mean with the links?

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@PraxisAshelin that could work, but I would go the extra mile by adding it as text and only link to the screenshot. That makes your question searchable for future visitors

and what with consoles needing to download 20-40GB day one patches, what exactly is the point of them? If they aren't going to actually put the game on the disk, then the ability to buy a game and just play it is gone

@rene but the text part is already there

+1

@James You mean, other than the fact that you put the disk in and it works, and the fact that you won't ever see a whole share of games converted to pc because pc==shooters (at least that is the mindset game producers seem to have)

@PraxisAshelin you summed up a bunch of points you tried, I searched for similar issues, took the top post and asked: did you try this. It should be obvious from your post that you already found that post and/or why that didn't solve your issue.

@PraxisAshelin the screenshot is fine then

@rene ... isn't it obvious? I'm not really sure how to uhh... make it more clear

@SPArchaeologist I strongly disagree! Look at MOBA's and MMO's for one thing.

Anyway

this argument is age old and pointless

It's like arguing what your favorite pony is

@James RD

@PraxisAshelin You asked why you got downvotes, I explained why I would downvote your post. My job is done.

no wait, Fluttershy

No right answer because you get different things from each

@James ok, mmo is a different problem altogether .... that are no console thing because of constant updates, inadequate control interface etc. I was talking about anything offline.

@SPArchaeologist But with either the XBone or the PS4, nothing is offline

See day one patches et al

I can't speak for the Wii U

@James there is a difference between patching errors and managing a mmo

Anyway, I must also add that on pc I don't really find much of the genre of games I like

@PraxisAshelin, let me ask you another silly question. when did you use diskpart to format the disk ? During installation or before that ?

My gaming passion has root in the old age of Contra, Megaman and Mario...

@The_IT_Guy_You_Don't_Like before installation. I never was able to get to the installation part

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/q/31648087/993547

once you boot from the disk and get to a point where you have to select the disk/partition to install windows on. You can press F10 and you will get command prompt

@The_IT_Guy_You_Don't_Like never got past the partition select screen

ohh...BRB

PC? No Metroid, no Zelda, no Mario, no Tales of, no disgaea, no RuneFactory, no muramasa etc....

@The_IT_Guy_You_Don't_Like yes that screen

@U̶n̶i̶h̶e̶d̶r̶o̶n̶ another FNAF hits the shelves. I am rapidly loosing faith in the series.

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I still can't used to the term "XBone". Either I read it as "X-Bone" or "Cross Bone", sorry.

@SPArchaeologist in ep 103 (last ep) was the money guy supposed to be a reference to someone?

@PraxisAshelin totally original idea ^_^

Nothing at all to do with marvel Iceman :P

lol

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Rejected!

@PraxisAshelin also, obviously there wasn't any reference to Sailor Moon, including music or reused henshin sequences...

hmm, how would I check whether I have an SD card in my pc?

Open it?

not sure how an SD card looks like

SD card slot, or plugged SD card?

@AndrewT. You can only execute five commands at one time.

I don't know

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/31648401/…

@SmokeDetector facepalm

but many answers suggest unplugging SD card

@PraxisAshelin google.ch/…

I didn't build this pc and I'm not that experienced with hardware

would it be plugged into the harddrive or somewhere else?

or motherboard?

Into an SD Card reader

hmm, will have to check that then

It should be on external, otherwise it's troublesome to use

But I seldom finding PC with external SD card slot (maybe I'm just an old guy). Laptop usually has combo card reader, but not on PC..

@chmod711telkitty I do, usually females with a very revealing profile pic

just block if it's not a name u recognize

I do, with programmed response (bot is stupid)

@SilentKiller thanks

I wrote 1 using C# and Skype's official(?) API, but it was abused by my friends

(smell like Taverns)

Isn't that where friends are for?

@chmod711telkitty happens occasionally. But not as much as it used to.

@PatrickHofman :)

Anyone: if you try and get the latest Windows package from jenkins-ci.org (on the right) does it result in an empty .zip?

> Can't open as archive

Myeah, seem to be getting a 0 byte file

Something is borked on their end then

yeah, 0 byte

Thanks

@Bart all their builds failed: ci.jenkins-ci.org

... wow

Stable release seems to download. That will do for now

I don't know if it's intended, or I read wrong, but opening that link goes to "all failed" as default filter

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no

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SD card is a card, not a command

@AndrewT. You can only execute five commands at one time.

lol

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weird post

looks like a spam, but actually an off-topic rant

agree.

David Eckler ecler dude is for real..he has his email address and phone number in the question

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/questions/261472/…

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and people wish they don't get spammed

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and his post was probably flagged for being a spam, since we usually see this pattern for Google customer service hotline spam

deleted by mod, good.

looks left

looks right

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! D:

bart is there @ber :P

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@SilentKiller I wonder why he is so scared of me

I am out of flags already :(

gone. i still have 28

@Bart actually @sha has created your dangerous image infront of @ber that you can kill him virtually ;)

Well, I could

I can virtually do a lot of things

lol so little @ber have to afraid of you virtually :D

someone is going defining infinity here

and the nice part in all this is that @ber isn't even pingable anymore from here, since he doesn't appear in autocomplete

he is

@ber you pinged @Bart now you gone.. :D

wait. Let me restart the browser then

@SPArchaeologist O_O I got pinged..

@SilentKiller shit...

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@chmod711telkitty lol whats that :D

@ch

@chmod so we have spammers on skype too. :/

RIP: Telkitty - 2013/2015

The almighty sleeping one didn't like the joke

another troll. :P

@chmod711telkitty rofl

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@chmod711telkitty u'll get reactions go ahead :D

if it goes like I fear, you won't get to see it anyway.

smbdy's got 2dare @chmod do that

assumptions .... stackoverflow.com/questions/31650057/…

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Is there a backlog of questions to be Roomba-ed on SO or is there only a backlog for user deletion?

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@rene un-yell xD

It's answered already...

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@SPArchaeologist: The series is only downhill from now on

@U̶n̶i̶h̶e̶d̶r̶o̶n̶ also, I haven't seen much for now... but... do you have any clue if the rumors about the game protagonist begin the victim of the Bite of 87' are true? Because if this is the case.... the plot really don't make any sense at all.

Have you went all through the FNAF4 cutscenes already?

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The bite of 87 was when the kids with masks in The Happiest Day threw the crying kid into the golden freddy mouth on stage.

Huge let down.

Plot makes sense but super stupid.

Still loopholes unsealed though, candidate for more FNAF episodes.

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Today's Listening | Psychedelic Electronic / Chillout

Bonus: soundcloud.com/perkulat0r/cosmos

oooh moosics

@U̶n̶i̶h̶e̶d̶r̶o̶n̶ I had the impression that the game would suggest that the kid is the one that would become Golden Freddy, but that won't make any sense. Also, wasn't the game supposed to happen before the whole purple guy incident?

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Really , edited to remove the bold font? When the whole question screams "Please, delete me"???

@SPArchaeologist freddy-fazbears-pizza.wikia.com/wiki/…

Did I trigger something here: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/261482/…

grabs popcorn

steals popcorn from @Dro

@GnomeSlice lovely

gives popcorn to @Bart

slaps @berserk and takes popcorn back

No popcorn here sir...

contemplates measures against @DroidDev ...

steals glasses

:D

is waiting for a white avatar @Bart

punches @Dro and takes glasses back

/me is glasses all the way down

stabs @berserk with knife

deletes po** folder from laptop and dies

lol

lmao

clears browser history of @berserk because he was a good friend

awakes, thanks @dro and dies

._.

.

hits @berserk in head with baseball multiple times, just to make sure this time

…

throws @bjb568 on@Dro

this is not den. :P

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@U̶n̶i̶h̶e̶d̶r̶o̶n̶ I'm starting to think that Scott actually doesn't have a clear plot planned and just hopes fans will make sense of the game no mater what he throws in.

hops off of @Dro

scurries away

speechless

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@bart need more?

That one was kinda short

Always welcome

louisfuton.bandcamp.com/album/alright-alright

A bit wierder

a bit

Nah just the first track

They were released on the same label

It seems I get away with it...

@U̶n̶i̶h̶e̶d̶r̶o̶n̶ also... skimmed thru the wiki. Wasn't the original timeline Bite -> Purple Guy Incident -> games? Then why the second (or third) day intro shows a Freddy that seem to have someone inside? Was I mistaken and that one is Springtrap O_o?

I will buy anybody in here a game or music if you can find all of the parts in Ramble Planet

game... I'm on it.

Wtf even

I'm starting to think some of them are just impossible

Puzzles too stronk

Nothing is umpossible, when someone is giving free games..

@berserk try licking your elbow

Conditons apply ^^

Guess no sleep today..

Oh nice I didn't know it had a windows version

I have puzzles to solve!

!!

@berserk didn't you have something else to do? I am a bit worried here

there was a dos era game with an impossible final boss... made on purpose because the original author cannot fit the game ending in the available memory space...

Lol

Nice

rofl

Most evil thing to do..

wip.warpdoor.com/2014/06/13/ramble-planet

@DroidDev Don't worry.. work first! :)

@berserk isRelieved Thanks :)

Looks like there's a windows version too, not just Android.

Game is so cool but I feel like a retard playing it

popcorns are coming handy

@GnomeSlice which game? WHICH GAME?!!?!?!!

@DroidDev last link I posted

Sorry, I'm on mobile.

@James b'awwwwwwww

@GnomeSlice no worries, I found the link

thanks :)

licks hand

I bet if we banded together we could figure out how to get them all.

I think I got like 70 when I played it on my tablet

It took me like two weeks though

> successfully installed

@GnomeSlice no clue how to play :/

..... mumble......

since you seem to be searching for a relaxing game....

can I suggest Imscared?

is it there on android?

Not looking like a relaxing game from name..

windows.

Looks something horror.

cv-pls stackoverflow.com/questions/31652440/…

@SPArchaeologist meh

no sense caring

@Bart done...

Tnx

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cya

cya!

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^ wondering what is wrong with people

people

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@berserk berserk is wondering what's wrong with people. Irony... :P