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12:01 AM
Can I CV everything on the Portuguese site as unclear because I don't know Portuguese?
 
!xkcd find Burning Man
 
And they both react poorly to showers.
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no
 
@Yᴇs
Usᴇʀsᴄʀɪᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ I ᴛʏᴘᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ Tᴀᴠᴇʀɴ sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs? I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ sᴏ.
Code?
Nᴏᴘᴇ.
!xkcd find smallcaps
 
12:15 AM
@AstroCB ᴡᴀɴᴛ
@TravisJ Crap, did I miss an opportunity to be responsible?
 
12:38 AM
> There are no clear reasons... and I am not going to make one up... to explain the recent strengthening of Epsilon.
HA!
 
Hai
 
/banish Astro
gah I have 4 essays to write.
like, today
 
user259867
> If you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing (and downvote). "Empathatic Criticizm" by @jlericson jericson.github.io/2015/05/18/downvotes.html … -- Kurtis Beavers at 3:42 PM - 18 May 2015 via Twitter
 
@ʙᴊʙ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴡ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ.
 
@AstroCB I think that one failed.
 
12:49 AM
@JasonC I ᴡᴀs ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴛʏᴘᴇ.
 
oh lord...
 
It's probably horribly inefficient.
 
!find stack exchange chat sandbox
 
@AstroCB That formatting is horrible.
 
12:51 AM
@AstroCB mm... there's just 3 chat.* servers...
 
Oʜ ʜᴇʏ I ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ.
 
user259867
inb4 there are no inb4 posts left in the Tavern
 
@JasonC Move that big code block.
 
> During the 1950s and 1960s, when Africans began to seriously resist colonial rule…
Seriously?
That's the best word he could think of?
 
12:53 AM
8 messages moved to Sandbox
 
!se africans resist colonial
 
1 message moved to Sandbox
 
@Braiam SO, SE, Meta.SE?
 
@Yes I'ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ɪɴʙ4's.
 
12:54 AM
1 user moved to Sandbox
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@Braiam Oh; you're right.
 
I just used my usual template for userscripts and added chat. to everything.
 
Ok… logging in to SE chat not only borks but also logs me out of MSE chat…
 
1:11 AM
The silence before the spam...
!se spam
!find spam
!bjb spam
 
spam [translated]
 
!ilovebjb !ilovebjb !ilovebjb !bjb This is a test.
 
!ilovebjb !ilovebjb !bjb dis iz a test.
!ilovebjb !bjb diz iz a test.
!bjb diz iz a test.
diz iz a test. [translated]
 
!ilovebjb !ilovebjb !ilovebjb !xkcd latest
 
!ilovebjb !ilovebjb !xkcd latest
!ilovebjb !xkcd latest
!xkcd latest
 
1:14 AM
 
!ilovebjb what is the kitten doing?
 
what iz the kitten doing?
 
You mean you didn't integrate it with dolan translator?
lame
wat iz teh kttuh doin?
 
The goto has been removed - I can sleep again. — Jarrod Dixon ♦ Jun 1 '10 at 5:18
 
y du yu du diz bbj586
 
user259867
 
^ eww, the other answers...
 
@Yes tpu
wait, oops...
-_-
 
—_—
fixed the translator
 
!bjb no isThisStillBorken
 
no isthisstillborken [translated]
 
1:29 AM
!bjb not aowiejfaoiwe
 
no aowiejfaoiwey [translated]
 
there's an extra y...
 
by-design
 
At least it's not noty.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: send anonymous mail from local pc by bon on stackoverflow.com
 
1:30 AM
me no noty!
:D
 
!bjb is not a cat
 
iz no ay cat [translated]
 
IDK, but VLQ nonetheless
 
yes it is. will suggest Stack Overflow em Português...
 
1:40 AM
I am sick of researching the third prompt. Not doing it! African nationalism sucks.
(I only need to do 5 out of 7 prompts)
oh fsm that background color… egyptiandecolonization.blogspot.com
 
Kitteh are you trying to find a list of the most retro looking websites?
 
background loaded, nope, closed tab
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^^^
 
user259867
Here's The Real CoGro Team, not polished musings in the gallery chatroom.
 
user259867
Does it work? ^ (It's not very fast)
 
user259867
1:49 AM
Oh, I see a bug already: since it uses an iframe, the links don't open unless they are in a new tab.
 
@AndrewT. Yes.
in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 12 secs ago, by hichris123
(from Portuguese) Create an array of 3 or more images each receiving a value, done that I want them to be shown on the screen after (x) seconds, I couldn't create this because I'm creating a game (fruit ninja style) that the pictures fall from the top of the screen randomly every x milliseconds.
 
already suggested with (lousy) Google Translate
but thanks :)
 
@Yes mm... you may want to ignore revisions unless they are done to their own posts (or posts of another CoGro)
 
too much Gabe and Nicolas :)
 
user259867
No easy way to determine the OP of revised post with this approach (I don't want to complicate things with API calls). Ignoring all revisions seems reasonable; when they are important, a CM usually comments.
 
1:54 AM
@James it's called "crappy highschool research essay"
made by LQ teacher
 
ahhh yes, can you flag teacher as VLQ?
 
Yeah, just have to report to the sysadmin – the same one that deals with the complaints about censorship on the proxy… oh wait there isn't one?
 
@Yes I hope there's language filtered for site selections (can't understand anything on pt.so and ru.so), but it's a good start nonetheless.
 
user259867
@AndrewT. They might write in English some day. Usually, text in another language is pretty easy to ignore.
 
fair enough
 
user259867
1:57 AM
I could ignore those sites... but I don't want to ignore ru.so, and it seemed unfair to single out Gabe.
 
@Yes life is not fair ;)
 
I'm not portuguese, but it looks like a potatotranslation.
autocarrot sucks
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just freaking disable it!
or better yet, get a freaking device that allows you to do what you want to do!
 
I like option B
 
then m yspeling woud loook leik tis
 
2:03 AM
then become better at typing
 
Or, more accuratley, like this – which I wrote without my autocarrot.
 
... then learn h o w t o s p e l l?
 
actually, that's not that bad
 
accurately
 
But when I fundamentally scrutinze my typing skillz by typing extremely long and hard to spell words like collectivization and extrateritorial I start to suck more
**2 if I'm tired
 
2:05 AM
scrutinize*, skills*, extraterrestrial*
also, then the problem is you being bad at spelling, not autocorrect
 
@Braiam I don't think that's a good idea.
His grammar is bad enough as it is; we don't need spelling problems in addition.
 
@Doorknob ^
 
then become better at spelling
 
no
waste of time
waste of effor
t
DETALSNART!
 
... knowing how to spell basic words correctly is a "waste of effort." I see.
 
2:10 AM
yes, autocarrot does it for me
 
I have problems typing on soft/touch keyboards, which is why my main "phone" has a full qwerty physical keyboard...
 
And what happens when you're actually writing things? Or using a different computer?
 
the fact that some times the keyboard "freezes" doesn't help either...
 
@Doorknob chaos
 
and yet I don't type as bad as you...
 
2:11 AM
*as poorly as you do
I couldn't help myself.
 
or badly
 
> No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
Is this a human rights declaration or an ambiguity definition?
 
@bjb568 Is that from the DD privacy policy?
 
:p
 
!bjb
 
2:12 AM
 
UDHR
 
user259867
The interface for managing versions of a script - published - as web app is pretty neat. i.stack.imgur.com/KaF2K.png
 
@ShadowWizard I CARE A LOT TOO! LOOK HOW MUCH I CARE:
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A: Wrong message for suspended users who try to add a comment

Shog9To be clear, this only affects suspended users on Meta Stack Exchange; everywhere else, the comment privilege starts at 50 reputation. Therefore, the obvious solution here is to raise the comment privilege to 5 reputation - enough to clear with a single upvote, but not enough to allow every pas...

</caring>
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@Yes I hate the Google Apps Script revisions system.
 
@AstroCB many ways of breaking rules, english has...
 
2:14 AM
> Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law in a public trial at which he has had all the guarantees necessary for his defence.
Hm… this rubs me the wrong way
 
As do you, bjb. As do you.
 
@Shog9 Try smallcaps:
1 hour ago, by AstroCB
https://gist.github.com/AstroCB/cd49769aafba9ab7c91d
 
Those sound less punchy than the normal sort
I'm not writing a warranty document here
 
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for oh wait, wrong document.
 
@Shog9 I CARE TOO! I EVEN LEFT A CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENT!
 
2:17 AM
@bjb568 ... withing certain margin of error
I wonder how much my productivity will go up if I close The Tavern....
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@bjb568 Yeah, that's a huge issue we see across the network, wherein commenting requires 50 rep.
 
2 mins ago, by AstroCB
@Shog9 Try smallcaps:
 
@hichris123 Oh, 15 now I see?
 
15, 50, same thing.
 
> Everyone has the right to freedom of movement and residence within the borders of each state.
 
2:18 AM
Shows you how long it's been since I've been a low rep user. :P
 
what? no civil planning code or whatever it is?
the zoning – that's the word
 
... that has nothing to do with movement & residence.
 
@hichris123 The commenting privilege should be awarded at bjb568.getRep() + 1.
 
This debate is interrupted by darude
 
@hichris123 you can't reside wherever you want
@James – sandstorm
 
2:19 AM
@bjb568 ... 10th amendment anyone?
 
too lazy to look up
 
@bjb568 And you can... kinda.
 
@bjb568 darude dude (as in the rude dude)
 
d00d
 
@bjb568 All powers not delegated to the federal government are delegated to local governments & the people.
 
2:20 AM
puns crack me up
 
Although there's the elastic clause, so...
 
@Shog9 Change suspended user comment message to "Haha, no."
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@hichris123 oh right local governments are people here, not soulless bureaucrats
 
Companies are people too!
... sorry. :P
 
2:21 AM
Kittehs are people too!
Oh wait you actually had a political statement in your sarcasm.
 
Somewhat.
 
I guess I'm just not at your level.
ur like over 9000
like 9001
 
Kittens lay on the ground; I sit on chairs.
 
or lim x -> 9000+ x… wait a sec
@hichris123 Um… excuse me, we have kittehbeds now!
 
Er... okay...
 
2:24 AM
@James Welcome to 2000. Thanks for bringing back college memories of slaving away as a robotics lab intern until 3AM on a Saturday night.
 
Hm… sounds like fun, I'll join my skewl's robotics team
 
@JasonC That's what I'm here for, tomorrow I'll update to 2010 by posting links to Train, Owl City and Katy Perry
 
somethingsomething poptarts?
why do I have that assoc in my head?
 
Enslaved to our inexplicably euro-trance-saturated MP3 server.
 
oh god I'm too distracted here, I'm leaving y'all
*fsm
 
2:27 AM
Interspersed with random AK1200 albums, for reasons that I cannot explain.
@bjb568 It was the medical robotics / computer-assisted surgery lab, actually. We scoffed at all the little people making soccer-playing robots in the lab down the hall.
 
glances at the star wall Business as usual, I see. Also bjb's back already.
!!/blame
 
@AlexisKing It's Shog9's fault.
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Wow, Smokey's getting smarter.
 
If chat can't reach sentience, maybe Smokey can.
We should probably start getting suspicious when Shog somehow ends up in the blacklisted users list.
 
hm…
 
2:31 AM
resists temptation
 
@AlexisKing don't you want to read every post he makes? I vote for him to be bl'd.
 
@Roombatron5000 tpu
 
@Roombatron5000 fpu
 
2:44 AM
Is there official documentation for the chat API somewhere?
 
What API?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Python - Unpack lists and join into a string by PeterHsu on stackoverflow.com
 
The websockets interface, and ajax urls like /pingable, etc.
Sweet thanks.
 
No official documentation, though.
 
user259867
2:47 AM
There is no officially announced chat API, it's all user investigations... that guy above and Manish.
 
Mostly Manish. ^.^
 
Can somebody star this?
 
user259867
Yes, but Manish gets demoted for neglecting the Tavern.
 
But he's doing awesome stuff with open source and Mozilla and Rust and Servo and stuff
 
So meta.stackexchange.com/questions/229913/… is still an issue? Or is it just because I'm a room owner now?
 
2:50 AM
^^
 
Still an issue.
(it was fixed with flags, though)
 
Luckily.
 
Wow, the latest Fiddler update with websocket session views is freakin' awesome.
 
I was getting tired of flag shaming.
 
Was that ever a thing?
I thought the bug with flags was patched soon after it was found.
 
2:52 AM
@hichris123 Is that flaming, or shagging?
 
@Doorknob no.
 
No as it it's not a thing, or no as in it wasn't patched quickly?
 
It was fixed in September for good, and you reported it in April.
@hichris123 deploying something now; it is hopefully resolved — Marc Gravell ♦ Sep 8 '14 at 11:43
@JasonC Choose your own word!
 
(fl|sh)[ao](gg|m)ing
 
2:55 AM
a needs to become [ao] so that that matches shogging.
 
and flogging
 
that too
 
status-complete
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
2:55 AM
@Doorknob Blacklisted user.
 
@JasonC What, the letter factory is running a bit low on ds today?
 
And... floming?
 
sure
 
shoming
Hm I am having second thoughts.
Too late it's already been deployed.
 
Who says we can't be neologizers?
 
2:57 AM
SHOGGING THRU THE SNOW
 
through*
 
FLOMING ALL THE WAY HO HO HO
 
!bjb through
um
what happened to borkey? :o
 
it's dead, I left room
I'll do that again
 
Debugging an Apache server is like having sex with a virgin, it feels like you've done it before, and you're sure it wasn't this difficult last time, but you can't exactly remember how you made it work last time
 
2:59 AM
psst, he's gone! let's make fun of him behind his back!
Y'know, as opposed to what we normally do, which is make fun of him to his face.
 

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